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and obiously l chose the loudmouth gm After everyone let the class to
minutes, everyone Comes back and we hm to
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m" Welcome to the herd"
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maest ofthe groups hush up
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mrhat' s when l had a lettle chat wth Neckbeard
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mm (he leaves he drops the class and laws
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Mmv EFFECTOR IS MY BUSINESS JUST BECAUSE l LOVE MY MEAN l NEED THID
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l HAVE WORDS FOR ‘IOU HOW COULD ‘IOU HATE So MUCH WE ARE BETTER PEOPLE THAN
IOU COULD EVER BE, N A BROWN FOR LIFE N LEAVENS THIS FUCKING SCHOOL FOR moo AND NOT
COMING BACK ‘IOU SMALL MINGER CANT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT TS LIKE To BE IN TRUE
LOVE IMAY HAVE SEX WITH W SPARKLE, YEAST THATS RIGHT l , N STILL IN LOVE, AND
vou“ LL NEVER SET To LIVE WITH THE , LOVE WITH THE , BREED WITH THE
THERE ISNT ANYTHING l CANT , l HAVE A SUPERIOR MIND ENJOY (OUR USELESS
LIVES WHILE l LIVE AN ETERNITY OF HAPPINESS AND PLEASURE
Then he stormed out
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