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D Anonymous no ) 08/ 30/ 13( 29 99 we 593299799 Rams:
Well happened Many happened Ths ' my second year In college, and
Ihate to take an oral class In order's progress In my major
For speech, our class had to Incepted a penney and learn about them
Ths loud gm asked the people around hey Ifthey wanted to penney up blocked
at the gey In front ofmy, and he was a skany, nerdy, sweaty looking dude,
and obiously l chose the loudmouth gm After everyone let the class to
minutes, everyone Comes back and we hm to
present our penney In front ofthe class Sread, my penney and l go second and
thats that An hour gees by and Many the gey In front ofmy and Ms
unfortunate penney are up to speak The speech had to be atleasti minutes
long, but unfelt so much longer We WHEN supposed to ask quesions We lemme food nywhere you we Hy
my name ' Unfortunate Partner, he explains, ths ' Neckbeard (wen call hothot)
M asked Neckbeard, Wynn had we day let en Earth what would you do?
we sad, l couldnt dame between my Sparkle
M audibly let out a chuckle and tnod my hardest to hold l In
Bumps WM dame fl coninue to the end
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looks at me Win a stern look
M contain myskyland listen to the penney coninue
we sad ms hobbes Include (and nojoke) Reddies games, death metal, athism, and Shown we n knew
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M look around and the class looks confused
M realie the teacher has been asking quesions any every speech so they ean expand upon themselfes
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misfortunate Partner new looks Incredably uncomfortable
ends the speech "And thats why you should get to knew Neckbeard"
mass claps
requst at there facepalmer slapping the desk
rmy " you knew what any ehwhat he was tawny about ls"
KNOPE
misfortunate penney looks at Neckbeard
Blackbeard gees "'fou' re tawny about MLP now" and gees In forthe
m" Welcome to the herd"
the **** ' gong on?
M faceplant en my desk s/ entry lauging
looks at hey sheet and beams tawny more notes
M e Neckbeard, do you want to explain yourself' more deta
m" offcourse" sad In a smug tone
D Anonymous no ) 08/ 30/ 13( 49 55 we 503203754 Rams:
m" So my lettle peny ' a broad ofthose sweet peny characters that constantly expand and learn
and wow Its called My Mme Pony, my heaad l
mjust shaking my head wondring why he sounds so damn proud
Madeye are many people who Enjoy MLP, as " known And l We to hang out wth my corral, a group of
three or more offs, Brones, as were known"
Wm laterally almost eyeing jslaughter by ths pom
we college students In the class are barely paying attenion and dont awe any sen *****
Wm chll Intently though
Mmy other hobby we Kuroki, ' about the eternal heme adspace mechs
M couldnt even follow by ths pom laas wotaken back
Haut what he sad next stunned the whole class and got the professor's gasp loudly
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we looks Win a straght face and Many boasts aloud
m" I' m In lore wth we ofthe puma: from the shew Twight Sparkle was made for me Icant amagine spending a day
without hey
we then pulls out a purple peny doll
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mlds we ofthose pollen that has a, IRS, bagina
D Anonymous no ) 08/ 30/ 13( 57 or we 503204783 Rams: » »593295974 »593295395 »593211751
gasps
we whole class glares at mm
we professorially mm he hme ' my and " he turn to speak about he penney
Blackbeard leaves the doll en the parfum so everyone ean see
rmy from behind me
m" What ' that behind the pony?"
M actually mam knew what to say Icould tell the truth, but l' m not that stoma
dunno" l sad
we Neckbeard hushed he speech about he Uncomfortable Partner
Blackbeard grabs he doll and both go to them seats
maest ofthe groups hush up
mush a halfhour early, but the professor masts we stay
mrhat' s when l had a lettle chat wth Neckbeard
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en are you a brony?" he asks
h, wen l explained most oft when the professor asked, but to go more In depth all the pollen hm such
complexity and are really cool"
M eah that sounds cool, ean l see that doll"
Mon sure"
we handed l to me, he actually ******* handed l to me
l knew what to do wth l
M shewed l to my penney behind me
m" Well lets see what that was" l sad, referencing " bagina
hen, absolutely uncensored and totally audibly"
Moh MY SOO, TS "
Blackbeard, face We a tomato, yens my and ******** ye looks at the back and says
SSO THATS WHAT THAT IS"
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M looked at mm Win a stunned face
Mord you knew about ths?" l asked
m" Nol Mum knew what a bagina looks We
Mn my head laas lauging l could barely thank
we class was In uproar
we professor stormed my
m" That ' so Inappropiate, what ' gong en my new
M imediately put my hands up and went "l hm no clue"
Blackbeard ' profusely
we looks We hes aboutit cry
we grabs he thigs and was to speedwell out inclass
mm (he leaves he drops the class and laws
Blackbeard ' In total hell
D Anonymous no ) 08/ 30/ 13( ) 22 15 95 we 593297534 Rams:
we got mm Ham where l want mm
Blackbeard ' song In the back corner, wth he heed en
M walk up to mm
man l' m really sew l Wanna so surpised"
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there anyting l ean do"
e awayy" he says louder
Wen steerable"
Meg AWAY" he
stomps menu es and looks We she' s aboutit smack down the hammer
r" ffyou dont gen ye Ill hm you yemma from ths class permanently, last warmage"
we funny
Blackbeard ' breating loudly and hear/ y
we puts he head dew en the desk
tas l' m aboutit walk away l at dew wth mm and say
adjust thank about my lettle peny
ust keep tawny me about ye yew
m" No we we
D Anonymous no ) 08/ 30/ 13( ) 22 22 41 we 593299799 Rams: »59329993
mclean manic: mm and whisper
r" Psst, l' m secretly a brony"
wys face hams up
m" What
Yeah man, applejack ' my favoite, shes so cute"
Disclamer, l thank MLP ' ******* stoma and " fans are Incredably , l knew about infrom lurking en Behan
Mon thats great man, we should hang out someome"
eye man, wen go watch MLP wth seme other brones, you knew any others?"
m" Yeah, my mend: X v I
ewew y knew we my next targets are ' my
matter l listen to mm drone for about two minutes, l awe mm a fake namely and head back to my seat
M lean menu my partner, and en hey computer browsing facebook
m" Hey, ajust learned what a emeny really ls"
looks up
l thank he you knew dees strewth he toy pommes"
look
m" Whatll he mouths
we eema ' aboutit drop
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Mon my god, thats so messy ewewew“
we gey next to me looks at me
M explain l to mm
ged man, that' s nasty"
VIS a mager"
Blackbeard looks at me
we reallys what ' happening
we gets up and starts temping towards the daey
we professor deem even aaye animeme
we epins the daey but stops, and looks back at the class behind he shoulder
Mmv EFFECTOR IS MY BUSINESS JUST BECAUSE l LOVE MY MEAN l NEED THID
vou“ RE ALL Too STUPID To UNDERSTAND“
ppeople walkng past the class stop and stare
we serenades he hands to he face turns to me and says
D Anonymous no ) 08/ 30/ 13( ) 22 37 30 we 503211021 Regine:
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l HAVE WORDS FOR ‘IOU HOW COULD ‘IOU HATE So MUCH WE ARE BETTER PEOPLE THAN
IOU COULD EVER BE, N A BROWN FOR LIFE N LEAVENS THIS ******* SCHOOL FOR moo AND NOT
COMING BACK ‘IOU SMALL MINGER CANT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT TS LIKE To BE IN TRUE
LOVE IMAY HAVE SEX WITH W SPARKLE, YEAST THATS RIGHT l , N STILL IN LOVE, AND
vou“ LL NEVER SET To LIVE WITH THE , LOVE WITH THE , BREED WITH THE
THERE ISNT ANYTHING l CANT , l HAVE A SUPERIOR MIND ENJOY (OUR USELESS
LIVES WHILE l LIVE AN ETERNITY OF HAPPINESS AND PLEASURE
Then he stormed out
Someimes l wonderwoman Someimes l wendee
Mum aaye Ifyou dont thank " a geed end, " actually what happened
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User avatar #2 - complimentedorange (08/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Only thing he needs is a fedora.
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#1 - bronyjdos has deleted their comment [+] (11 replies)
User avatar #4 to #1 - itsthatguyagain (08/31/2013) [-]
It's too amazing not to read.
User avatar #32 - slothmaster (09/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I can't side with either person in this argument, really... The brony was disgusting and the other guy was just a dick.
#17 - rookai (09/01/2013) [+] (18 replies)
And what was wrong with just leaving Neckbeard alone? No one else cared and they insisted on trying to upset the guy. What a sad state of affairs when people can only get off when they antagonize a different group of people.
Do people honestly care what other people do?
#24 to #17 - anonymous (09/01/2013) [-]
to be fair, he literally ***** a stuffed animal
User avatar #65 - goochtvi (09/01/2013) [-]
>he hands over the pony
>i look at the back of it to confirm my **********
>it's Bill Murray
>"Nobody will ever believe you
#25 - jjholt ONLINE (09/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#5 - greatjohnumber (08/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I feel a deep hollowness knowing people like that exist...
User avatar #15 - guiguito (09/01/2013) [-]
that's how i imagine phanact
User avatar #39 - lolollo (09/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
And were I in that class, all I'd be able to think is "Holy **** , can we just leave the pony ****** alone and get back to class? I ******* paid for this class!"

I mean seriously, what did the poster get out of being THAT much of an ******* ?
#46 to #39 - anonymous (09/01/2013) [-]
you're a brony too, aren't you squidward.
User avatar #9 - luckyspirit (09/01/2013) [-]
Dear God I hate the guy who posted the story for being a dick, but I also can't help but feel disgust towards the brony...
#14 - theshimmy (09/01/2013) [-]
10/10 would cringe again
#213 - Fwimble (09/01/2013) [+] (21 replies)
bronies like him are 						*******					 idiots, i mean, you dont see people walking around with walter white sex dolls, do you? calm down, put your dick away, and watch the show like a normal person. Virtually all of the other bronies do.
bronies like him are ******* idiots, i mean, you dont see people walking around with walter white sex dolls, do you? calm down, put your dick away, and watch the show like a normal person. Virtually all of the other bronies do.
#224 to #213 - RidingMyPimpmobile (09/01/2013) [-]
Wait, you mean not everyone has a Walt Sex doll?
Wait, you mean not everyone has a Walt Sex doll?
#117 - zerojaxx (09/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
mfw i actually kinda like the show



but that dude was a huge ******
User avatar #28 - thebestpieever (09/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That is so ******* sad. Really, how are there dudes that can sink to such depths? Not even ponies, but just anything. Like those dudes that hump anime pillows or people who love videogame characters. That is nothing short of a mental disorder.
#35 to #28 - BerryLicious ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
So true my friend. I was browsing through some fan art for L4D (Love any kind of art, and some of it's ******* hilarious) But you wouldn't believe how many teenage girls want to be molested by a zombie. That looks like this.
#278 - blacklite (09/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Why are people calling the op an 						*******					   
   
Anybody who claims to be flat-out in love with ANY fictional character (not just a pony), carries around a 						*******					 sex-toy of them on hand, and (most importantly) boasts about it needs SOME kind of wake up call.   
   
Ponies or not, that's just 						******					 up.   
   
I don't think there's anything wrong with liking a show, and I don't think there's anything wrong with wanking to it.   
   
Just please, for the love of god, don't make a presentation about it in your 						*******					 college class.
Why are people calling the op an *******

Anybody who claims to be flat-out in love with ANY fictional character (not just a pony), carries around a ******* sex-toy of them on hand, and (most importantly) boasts about it needs SOME kind of wake up call.

Ponies or not, that's just ****** up.

I don't think there's anything wrong with liking a show, and I don't think there's anything wrong with wanking to it.

Just please, for the love of god, don't make a presentation about it in your ******* college class.
#22 - kingofthejuice (09/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Because of people like this I'm starting to feel bad about calling myself a brony. I enjoy the show, sure, but sweet Odin that guy is ****** in the head.
#3 - mystacheisop (08/31/2013) [-]
That was great, have an Elmo toy committing suicide.
That was great, have an Elmo toy committing suicide.
#151 - legayunicorn (09/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Why? Why do people have to make sextoys of MLP.
They're just squeaky little critters with cute marks on their
flanks to show their special talents.

Seriously though, I mean... I like drawing MLP, it's cute, I like the
show a lot. I'm a brony, or really a pegasister. People like him
make the a-ok fans seem terrible.
#102 - mauerman (09/01/2013) [-]
to all bronies.
to all bronies.
User avatar #6 - azumeow (08/31/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This reminds my of the kid who ****** his dog Precious...dear god...
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