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D Anonymous no ) 08/ 30/ 13( ) 22 22 41 we 593299799 Rams: »59329993
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D Anonymous no ) 08/ 30/ 13( ) 22 37 30 we 503211021 Regine:
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l HAVE WORDS FOR ‘IOU HOW COULD ‘IOU HATE So MUCH WE ARE BETTER PEOPLE THAN
IOU COULD EVER BE, N A BROWN FOR LIFE N LEAVENS THIS ******* SCHOOL FOR moo AND NOT
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LOVE IMAY HAVE SEX WITH W SPARKLE, YEAST THATS RIGHT l , N STILL IN LOVE, AND
vou“ LL NEVER SET To LIVE WITH THE , LOVE WITH THE , BREED WITH THE
THERE ISNT ANYTHING l CANT , l HAVE A SUPERIOR MIND ENJOY (OUR USELESS
LIVES WHILE l LIVE AN ETERNITY OF HAPPINESS AND PLEASURE
Then he stormed out
Someimes l wonderwoman Someimes l wendee
Mum aaye Ifyou dont thank " a geed end, " actually what happened
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#2 - complimentedorange
Reply +71
(08/31/2013) [-]
Only thing he needs is a fedora.
#140 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
10 to 1 he has one at home
#334 to #2 - superpianobros
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
Stay euphoric, guys.
Stay euphoric, guys.
#203 to #2 - captainwow
Reply +3
(09/01/2013) [-]
When he mentioned Reddit, video games and atheism, I automatically pictured this. So in my mind, he had a fedora.
#1 - bronyjdos
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#186 to #1 - baconrainbow
Reply +4
(09/01/2013) [-]
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#66 to #1 - biembobo
Reply +5
(09/01/2013) [-]
are you the neckbeard?
#10 to #1 - firereadyaim
Reply +9
(09/01/2013) [-]
TL;DR: a brony gets called out for being a ******* weirdo and makes a retard out of himself
#27 to #10 - anon
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
People like you are worst than bronies, you HAVE to mention that he is a brony just to talk bad about him, I'm not a brony but I just don't feel like reading right now. Get your head out of you ass.
#33 to #27 - irmcmuffin
Reply +5
(09/01/2013) [-]
But the part where y'know, he is a person who watches my little pony and carries around a MLP sex doll was pretty major, I dont think thats something to leave out.
#187 to #27 - timelimit
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
I think it'd be quite difficult to describe this post leaving out the fact that he brought a MLP sex doll to school.
#34 to #27 - memescomefromb
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#4 to #1 - itsthatguyagain
Reply +69
(08/31/2013) [-]
It's too amazing not to read.
#87 to #4 - VLG
Reply +7
(09/01/2013) [-]
Judging from his avatar it's something he probably doesn't want to read.
#103 to #87 - itsthatguyagain
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
That was the joke. Granted, it wasn't a funny joke.
#276 to #4 - anon
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
The comment got deleted; but just in case if anybody wanted to know what "it" said.
bronyjdos: "that was just too ******* long".
#32 - slothmaster
Reply +50
(09/01/2013) [-]
I can't side with either person in this argument, really... The brony was disgusting and the other guy was just a dick.
#206 to #32 - captainwow
Reply +8
(09/01/2013) [-]
The other guy wasn't really being a dick. If you bring your fleshlight to school and take it out in front of the class, you better be pretty ******* prepared for the backlash.

Especially f that fleshlight is modeled after a little girl's cartoon character.
#65 - goochtvi
Reply +30
(09/01/2013) [-]
>he hands over the pony
>i look at the back of it to confirm my suspicions
>it's Bill Murray
>"Nobody will ever believe you
#17 - rookai
Reply +27
(09/01/2013) [-]
And what was wrong with just leaving Neckbeard alone? No one else cared and they insisted on trying to upset the guy. What a sad state of affairs when people can only get off when they antagonize a different group of people.
Do people honestly care what other people do?
#24 to #17 - anon
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
to be fair, he literally ***** a stuffed animal
#37 to #24 - anon
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
Which is still better than raping or harassing any real animals or another person.
#99 to #37 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
Reply +6
(09/01/2013) [-]
That's like saying it's better to jerk off to kiddie porn than it is to rape kids

Yes, it is better, but that still doesn't mean it should be accepted
#312 to #99 - anon
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
Why shouldn't it be accepted? Just because you don't like it? (Talking about MLP, not CP)

Like hell, why didn't OP just ignore the poor guy. He had the balls to go up and talk about it in front of everyone why not just let him like what he likes?
#339 to #312 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
Funny thing is, that same argument can be used for CP. And no, an adult having sex with a children's toy from a children's show should certainly NOT be accepted.

For the same reason you do not congratulate someone who had the 'balls' to walk into a biker bar dressed in a furry suit and hit on every guy there, because it's ******* stupid and you're just beginning to get your ass kicked
#96 to #17 - diggytits
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
The thing is a lot of us just like to see people upset in funny ways. Remember when that 40 year old dude was gonna win the Taylor Swift contest and make crush the dreams of a talented little girl? That was ******* awesome in most of the internet's opinion! With all the 9/11, sandy hook, batman premiere shooting, and other disaster jokes we make I feel that it's pretty evident that most of us don't care who's poorly affected. I mean people ******* DIED in those disasters and we laugh are asses off. In comparison, laughing at a brony who decided to tell everyone in his college class about his awkward and private desires really shouldn't be that bad.
#121 to #96 - rookai
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
This isn't about the general suffering of humanity, this is the direct antagonization of another person to get a reaction.
#120 to #17 - cynicalpotatoe
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
This is 4chan what did you expect lol
#173 to #17 - anon
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
Yes, its called "alpha roll" - Humans are pack animals and thusly compete to show dominance amongst each other in some shape or form. We restrain this function by not beating each other bloody all the time because we are more "civilized" than other beasts. But the point still remains that what we saw was a pack outing, in which the weakest member of the herd is removed somewhat forcefully
#176 to #17 - katsikis
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
**katsikis rolled a random image posted in comment #186631 at Shin Anime Social Board ** It doesn't really sound psychologically sound if someone is having sex with an inanimate plush toy
#90 to #17 - hypex
Reply +1
(09/01/2013) [-]
Go away moralfag
#129 to #90 - rookai
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but I can't abide by watching social injustices go without some modicum of comment and protest.
#53 to #17 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
Reply +4
(09/01/2013) [-]
His fault for bringing it to class, he knew damn well what it was and by bringing his doll he has to be prepared for whatever consequences may come
#71 to #53 - jeezloxxy ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
While that is completely true and I definitely agree to the "actions bring consequences" part, that doesn't make the guy any less of a douchebag for intentionally trying to humiliate the betafag.
While that is completely true and I definitely agree to the "actions bring consequences" part, that doesn't make the guy any less of a douchebag for intentionally trying to humiliate the betafag.
#98 to #71 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
Eh, if it wasn't the douche, it was going to be someone else. His school life was ruined the moment he admitted he was an avid brony

Seriously
#101 to #98 - jeezloxxy ONLINE
Reply +1
(09/01/2013) [-]
I know it sounds like I'm defending the guy while he obviously did a bad choice at openly professing what he loves, but in my honest opinion, no one should be judged too harshly for his hobbies/interests. At least not to that kind of extend. So what if the guy likes ponies and is creepy as ****. As long as he keeps himself out of problems and doesn't show how creepy his hobby can get, I don't see why anyone should pick up a fight with him.   
Note that I'm speaking for people with weird hobbies like that in general, not this guy specifically. He had autism written all over his face as soon as he proclaimed he was "atheist and proud" and that he was obviously superior than everyone.
I know it sounds like I'm defending the guy while he obviously did a bad choice at openly professing what he loves, but in my honest opinion, no one should be judged too harshly for his hobbies/interests. At least not to that kind of extend. So what if the guy likes ponies and is creepy as ****. As long as he keeps himself out of problems and doesn't show how creepy his hobby can get, I don't see why anyone should pick up a fight with him.
Note that I'm speaking for people with weird hobbies like that in general, not this guy specifically. He had autism written all over his face as soon as he proclaimed he was "atheist and proud" and that he was obviously superior than everyone.
#270 to #101 - anon
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
You say you aren't defending him but then you say stuff like "So what if the guy likes ponies and is creepy as **** ." which is cleary talking about him. You keep saying he, the guy, and him and then say you aren't talking about him at all. If you talk about other people in general use they/them.

I may be being a grammer nazi but your talking about him but not talking about him thing fills my brain with all kinds of confus.
#315 to #270 - jeezloxxy ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
You're confus because I wasn't clear enough and made it confus. My apologies, fellow anon.   
It has come to my attention that people are judged way too harshly about things that society deems "inappropriate" , "childish" or "weird". I myself hate this and try not to follow society's "rules and morals". If a guy ***** a toy, so be it. As long as he doesn't want to show me or shove it down my throat whenever we converse, I don't see why it would affect our communication.   
I look like I'm defending and going against him at the same time because on the one hand, I don't fancy the idea of people thinking he's weird/creepy just because he has some questionable hobbies, but on the other, disapprove him openly confessing about it when society obviously doesn't find it "normal".
You're confus because I wasn't clear enough and made it confus. My apologies, fellow anon.
It has come to my attention that people are judged way too harshly about things that society deems "inappropriate" , "childish" or "weird". I myself hate this and try not to follow society's "rules and morals". If a guy ***** a toy, so be it. As long as he doesn't want to show me or shove it down my throat whenever we converse, I don't see why it would affect our communication.
I look like I'm defending and going against him at the same time because on the one hand, I don't fancy the idea of people thinking he's weird/creepy just because he has some questionable hobbies, but on the other, disapprove him openly confessing about it when society obviously doesn't find it "normal".
#25 - jjholt
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(09/01/2013) [-]
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#200 to #25 - anon
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
Without a goddamn doubt.
#249 to #25 - anon
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
This time I'll agree with that gif
#5 - greatjohnumber
Reply +23
(08/31/2013) [-]
I feel a deep hollowness knowing people like that exist...
#216 to #5 - subjectesixseven
Reply +1
(09/01/2013) [-]
same here, people like this genuinely scare me.
#15 - guiguito
Reply +20
(09/01/2013) [-]
that's how i imagine phanact
#9 - luckyspirit
Reply +13
(09/01/2013) [-]
Dear God I hate the guy who posted the story for being a dick, but I also can't help but feel disgust towards the brony...
#14 - theshimmy ONLINE
Reply +12
(09/01/2013) [-]
10/10 would cringe again