Strange comp. . Cyclopes (also or ) is a rare form of and is a congenital disorder birth defect) characterized by the failure of the embry- onic to properly div
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Strange comp

Cyclopes (also or ) is a rare
form of and is a congenital disorder
birth defect) characterized by the failure of the embry-
onic to properly divide the orbits of the
eye into two cavities. Is incidence is 1 in 16, 000 in born
animals, and 1 in 250 in embryos.
Parasitical
parasitical is a condition in which a child
is born with a parasitic extra head from their unborn
twin. There have only been ten cases of it in docu-
mended history, with only three surviving birth. In one
bizarre case, the second head was able to smile, blink,
cry, and suckle.
Elephantiasis
Elephantiasis is a disease that is characterized by the
thickening of the skin and underlying tissues, aspe-
chally in the legs and male genitals. In some cases the
disease can cause certain body parts, such as the
scrotum, to swell to the size of a softball or basketball.
It is caused by filariasis or
Vestigial tail is when a child is born with a semi-
functional tail, complete with muscles, nerves, skin,
and blood vessels. It is believed to be caused by a
mutation of the genes that exist in infants to cause the
cellular death of body pats that are not needed.
Bioluminescence
Surprisingly, most cases on bioluminescence in
humans comes from ill patients. Anna Monaro had
asthma and for several weeks, a blue glow would emit
from her chest while she slept. In his book 'Death: its
Causes and Phenomena', Hereford Carrington
reported the body of a boy radiating a blue glow after
his death of acute indigestion.
This effect still doesnt have many cases,
but recently Japanese researchers discovered that the
human body glimmers. The light we emit is about
1000 times lower than the naked eye can see. This
light fluctuates during the day, in cycles, leaving us
brightest in the afternoon (the skin around your mouth
lightens most around this time of day too) and
dimmest in the evening.
o WV
Strange
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User avatar #186 to #14 - elcreepo (09/01/2013) [-]
It's funny and sad at the same time, because one twin was meant to be a person and because of the birth defect she's gonna have to die.
#176 to #14 - fyaq (09/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#185 to #14 - tostito (09/01/2013) [-]
that's not cool
that's not cool
User avatar #39 to #14 - mattyjay (08/31/2013) [-]
'i feel it'
#233 to #228 - flapz (09/01/2013) [-]
His dick more or less just turned into a hole or what?
#31 - maxmoefoe (08/31/2013) [-]
Edward Mordrake (sometimes written Edward Mordake) is claimed to be a 19th century heir to one of the peerages in England who had an extra face on the back of his head. According to the story, the extra face could neither eat nor speak, but it could laugh and cry. Edward begged doctors to have his 'devil twin' removed, because, supposedly, it whispered horrible things to him at night, but no doctor would attempt it. He committed suicide at the age of 23.
User avatar #149 to #31 - oceanfrank (09/01/2013) [-]
Didnt voldefaggot have an extra face in the first movie?
User avatar #239 to #31 - thornberry (09/01/2013) [-]
why does it get its own haircut?
#230 to #31 - mistorjenkins (09/01/2013) [-]
How can he whisper stuff to him when he can't speak?
How can he whisper stuff to him when he can't speak?
User avatar #146 to #31 - supercookieduster (09/01/2013) [-]
damn that's super ****** up
User avatar #183 to #31 - guitarnigger (09/01/2013) [-]
inb4 voldemort
User avatar #235 to #31 - professoraquard (09/01/2013) [-]
which way did he sleep? ehhhhhh.... the morbid thoughts are driving me crazy..
#169 to #31 - twofreegerbils (09/01/2013) [-]
what    
 the    
 			****
what
the
****
#207 to #31 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/01/2013) [-]
That's a terrifying fate to have.
User avatar #217 to #31 - allnamesrtaken (09/01/2013) [-]
I need to throw up
#103 to #31 - koeln (09/01/2013) [-]
Ok I can stand some morbid and stuff, but this freaking terrifies me...
User avatar #104 to #103 - hardcoreman (09/01/2013) [-]
Agreed like holy **** , can you imagine the head telling you to kill them when you are about to fall asleep or something like that
#105 to #104 - koeln (09/01/2013) [-]
I think its not even important what it says. You're being haunted by a thing you cant even see, just hear. But if it even starts to say horrible stuff, I can completly understand the suicide...
User avatar #151 - zackenia (09/01/2013) [-]
quick someone shoot me in the face, I want to glow
#162 to #151 - omegaominous (09/01/2013) [-]
**omegaominous rolled a random image posted in comment #3623108 at Friendly **
#201 to #162 - ieatsnatch (09/01/2013) [-]
Sweet mother of rolls!
Sweet mother of rolls!
#234 to #162 - pappathethird (09/01/2013) [-]
How is that even possible ...
How is that even possible ...
#177 to #162 - patofeliz (09/01/2013) [-]
In the name of cyclops and glowingness, I shall tell the humanity about this
#241 to #162 - seizure (09/01/2013) [-]
That's probably the best, most relevant roll there ever was.
#178 to #162 - zackenia (09/01/2013) [-]
Nice.
Nice.
User avatar #188 to #162 - bumpin (09/01/2013) [-]
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE OVER 100 THUMBS???
#216 to #162 - allnamesrtaken (09/01/2013) [-]
Quick, someone screencap and post it as content!
Quick, someone screencap and post it as content!
#219 to #216 - omegaominous (09/01/2013) [-]
done and done
#291 to #162 - ajperry (09/01/2013) [-]
**ajperry rolled a random image posted in comment #66178 at Slice of Life thread 3 **
User avatar #265 to #162 - kimilsung (09/01/2013) [-]
what the what..... this doesnt have enought thumbs
#264 to #162 - tehubernation (09/01/2013) [-]
Wait... HOW?!?!
Wait... HOW?!?!
#232 - mayorman (09/01/2013) [-]
**mayorman rolled a random image posted in comment #56 at Unfortunate Sign Burn Outs ** another strange fact
#5 - Willmooo (08/31/2013) [-]
>1 in 16,000 animals born with Cyclopia

I've never seen one, are they all living on a mountain in Greece or something?
User avatar #18 to #5 - mykoira (08/31/2013) [-]
the same thing happens that happens with animals who are albinos, they are abandoned. albinos survive more because they are closer to normal and function normally.
User avatar #244 to #5 - aherorising ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
no, you just haven't seen 16,000 animals yet. they're more rare than shiny pokemon
User avatar #6 to #5 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/31/2013) [-]
most don't live very long.
#15 to #5 - anon (08/31/2013) [-]
No honey, they died.
User avatar #9 - yourbutthurt (08/31/2013) [-]
I'm pregnant and this ***** freaking me out. What the **** ..
User avatar #268 to #267 - yourbutthurt (09/01/2013) [-]
I'm not 16, I live on my own, and I pay my bills. I don't think I qualify. Darn.
User avatar #273 to #271 - yourbutthurt (09/01/2013) [-]
You mean I can has a baby and get my egamecation at the same time? Just kidding. I have a scholarship, I'm just waiting till after my kids born to start school. To sick to go right now. Whoever said pregnancy was this amazing, ******* rainbows and sunshine crap, lied.
#274 to #273 - masterboll (09/01/2013) [-]
get offended already, faggot
User avatar #275 to #274 - yourbutthurt (09/01/2013) [-]
I'm not easily offended.
User avatar #277 to #276 - yourbutthurt (09/01/2013) [-]
I don't even know how that's supposed to offend me? But no
User avatar #280 to #279 - yourbutthurt (09/01/2013) [-]
Oh yeah it reeks.
User avatar #281 to #280 - masterboll (09/01/2013) [-]
pics or it didnt happen
#282 to #281 - yourbutthurt (09/01/2013) [-]
Smells so bad this guy had to wear a gas mask.
User avatar #284 to #283 - yourbutthurt (09/01/2013) [-]
You asked for it. I only delivered.
#285 to #284 - masterboll (09/01/2013) [-]
i dont think you actually delivered anythig
User avatar #286 to #285 - yourbutthurt (09/01/2013) [-]
That's a matter of opinion good sir.
User avatar #287 to #286 - masterboll (09/01/2013) [-]
its pretty much factual
#289 to #288 - masterboll (09/01/2013) [-]
the **** am i supposed to do with that?
User avatar #290 to #289 - yourbutthurt (09/01/2013) [-]
Stare at it, and let the butt hurt flow through you.
#22 to #9 - anon (08/31/2013) [-]
I curse your baby....I'm sorry that was mean.... I'm not lifting the curse
#55 to #9 - hurrdurka (08/31/2013) [-]
Show us your tits maybe?
#56 to #55 - hurrdurka (08/31/2013) [-]
Nvm just noticed your profile picture...
User avatar #58 to #56 - yourbutthurt (08/31/2013) [-]
Whats wrong with my profile picture? O.o
User avatar #152 to #58 - catassassin (09/01/2013) [-]
He's saying that you're already showing em.
#180 to #58 - elcreepo (09/01/2013) [-]
Let me break this to you gently.

You look mean, strange, and borderline unattractive. Especially since a good 2/3s of your tits are visible.
User avatar #272 to #180 - yourbutthurt (09/01/2013) [-]
Hey I like my 3 boobs, I can go by the nickname Triple Nipple.
#138 to #58 - ericbeagles (09/01/2013) [-]
I'm gonna answer for him, and simply say the following.

You are not good looking by many people's standards. Of course, everything is subjective, but still.
User avatar #220 to #138 - jashinist (09/01/2013) [-]
Person comments on FJ, and you're preoccupied with telling them how unattractive you find them to be.



Seriously, FJ? Seriously? I could understand if she was flaunting her looks or something, but she wasn't, she was just talking about her pregnancy. Come on guys, we're better than this.
User avatar #270 to #220 - yourbutthurt (09/01/2013) [-]
This is the internet, I would expect nothing less.
User avatar #292 to #220 - ericbeagles (09/03/2013) [-]
I misinterpreted the comment I attempted to clarify, which was why I said what I said. It wasn't just random. Anyway, what I said is true, and that cannot be denied.
User avatar #269 to #138 - yourbutthurt (09/01/2013) [-]
Aww see now me feeling are all hurt and junk.
User avatar #130 to #9 - delphine (09/01/2013) [-]
it's a good think you're not a nurse then because if you're a nurse you know about how many different things could go wrong with your baby.
the important thing to remember is that those cases are very very rare
#50 to #9 - anon (08/31/2013) [-]
Best of luck
User avatar #27 to #9 - jajathezombie (08/31/2013) [-]
Look up how many babies are born each year without assholes.
User avatar #30 to #27 - yourbutthurt (08/31/2013) [-]
Don't worry he'll have an asshole, look at his father.
User avatar #12 to #9 - blacklite (08/31/2013) [-]
Congratulations on your cyclops baby.
User avatar #113 to #12 - lightninghedgehog (09/01/2013) [-]
*cyclops baby with 2 heads and a tail, whose basketball sized testicles glow in the dark.
User avatar #140 to #113 - snowshark (09/01/2013) [-]
Well you could always sell your dignity to reality T.V. for a ******** of cash.
User avatar #13 to #12 - yourbutthurt (08/31/2013) [-]
That would be my luck.
User avatar #16 to #12 - logiblack (08/31/2013) [-]
But I think she has nothing to worry about, it will have it's other eye with an extra head.
#45 to #16 - anon (08/31/2013) [-]
why would you want an eye on your penis?
User avatar #61 to #45 - faggotishshit ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
Why wouldn't you?
User avatar #63 to #61 - yourbutthurt (08/31/2013) [-]
When you cum you could use the line "its just crying" and it would be legit.
User avatar #64 to #63 - faggotishshit ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
We might be up to something here.
User avatar #75 to #64 - yourbutthurt (08/31/2013) [-]
This is the revolution.
User avatar #76 to #75 - faggotishshit ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
Maybe it's time!
User avatar #78 to #76 - yourbutthurt (08/31/2013) [-]
I think you're ready..
User avatar #80 to #78 - faggotishshit ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
I don't need you to think, I need you to be completely certain.
User avatar #85 to #80 - yourbutthurt (09/01/2013) [-]
It's time young grasshopper.
User avatar #86 to #85 - faggotishshit ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
What was I supposed to do, again?
User avatar #87 to #86 - yourbutthurt (09/01/2013) [-]
develop an eye on your penis, and cry with it. I think, I got lost in the revolution.
User avatar #89 to #87 - faggotishshit ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Developing an eye on my penis : 1.23% complete.
Crying with it : 0.00% complete.

Press ESC to abort.
User avatar #91 to #89 - yourbutthurt (09/01/2013) [-]
No this is happening
User avatar #92 to #91 - faggotishshit ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Developing an eye on my penis : 69.34% complete.
Crying with it : 0.00% complete.

Press ESC to abort.
User avatar #94 to #92 - faggotishshit ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Developing an eye on my penis : 100.00% complete.
Crying with it : 0.00% complete.

Press ESC to abort.

Are you sure you want to proceed to the next stage : Crying with it (Y/N)
User avatar #95 to #94 - yourbutthurt (09/01/2013) [-]
Come to far to turn back now.
User avatar #97 to #95 - faggotishshit ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Done, I have successfully developed an eye on my penis.

I asked a random passerby on the street to wipe away me tears, she cut my penis off.

Experiment failed.
User avatar #98 to #97 - yourbutthurt (09/01/2013) [-]
It was all in the name of science. Sorry about the whole getting your penis cut off thing.
User avatar #93 to #92 - yourbutthurt (09/01/2013) [-]
When you're done ask someone to wipe away your tears.
User avatar #99 to #93 - faggotishshit ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Don't worry, I'll grow another one.
User avatar #23 to #16 - yourbutthurt (08/31/2013) [-]
Why think with one head when you could have two?
User avatar #174 to #12 - greenstrongworld (09/01/2013) [-]
HA HA HA LASERS
#25 - zomitlu ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
Your descriptions are the first sentence straight out of wikipedia.

Good job m8
#144 to #25 - lemleet ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
don't be that guy
#66 to #25 - anon (08/31/2013) [-]
Phanact didn't make this.

If your going to be angry at somebody, be angry at the right person.
#57 to #25 - shishiko **User deleted account** (08/31/2013) [-]
You say that, but Clockworkseven gets his **** from assholes who copy's everything from Did You Know Gaming and other sites like those and NO ONE BATS AN EYE.
User avatar #59 to #57 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/31/2013) [-]
You rang?
#60 to #59 - shishiko **User deleted account** (08/31/2013) [-]
I've made my point.
I've made my point.
User avatar #62 to #60 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/31/2013) [-]
Ok then.
+5
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#245 to #238 - ohfudgemyballs (09/01/2013) [-]
Edward Mordake.
+1
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#43 - sequel (08/31/2013) [-]
related.
#106 - razorlupus **User deleted account** (09/01/2013) [-]
#73 - konradkurze (08/31/2013) [-]
some birth disorders do turn out okay

still counts as one
#257 to #73 - savillicious (09/01/2013) [-]
If you 			******		 her would that count as sex with Twins?
If you ****** her would that count as sex with Twins?
User avatar #184 to #73 - elcreepo (09/01/2013) [-]
The weird thing is that they have three boobs among them and two genitalia instead of one, from what I've read. They also have near bilateral control of their body and cannot feel sensations as well on the side their twin has control of.
User avatar #192 to #184 - konradkurze (09/01/2013) [-]
dont know about genitalia but they have 2 boobs, ive seen her in a normal bikini top

bilateral control would just mean its like a 3-some where a man would have to pleasesure both but since its one body it'll be easier
User avatar #261 to #192 - elcreepo (09/01/2013) [-]
I read that they have one underdeveloped breast and two full ones, plus separate genitalia.
User avatar #160 to #158 - konradkurze (09/01/2013) [-]
oh ****
warcraft 2 reference
i feel old

is that cho gall or dentarg?
User avatar #161 to #160 - blackoutonetwotwo (09/01/2013) [-]
Hmm, actually it's Ogre Magi from DotA 2 but I know Cho'gal as well
User avatar #108 to #73 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
image how weird it must be to **** /shower/masturbate as them
User avatar #112 to #108 - konradkurze (09/01/2013) [-]
well since they have the one body... ******** would be normal....unless one of them ate spicy food then the other would have grounds to bitch about the resulting smell

showering would be interesting, .......VERY interesting techically theyd be sisters showering with each other *faps violently*

but imagine masturbating......what if one isnt in the mood but the other wont give up
#115 to #114 - konradkurze (09/01/2013) [-]
imagine......
twin sisters
date one, get both in bed
its not cheating
User avatar #167 to #115 - fagaloneon (09/01/2013) [-]
i remember reading about these conjoined twins they were conected by the hip so they had everything of there own. but one of them had a baby while they were still joined.How fuxked would that be though youd have to put ear plugs in and try to ignore your sister and had to be right there while she gave birth. **** that
User avatar #210 to #167 - alexthebest (09/01/2013) [-]
Just think of the awesome childbirth hormones you'd get. You'd be high off endorphins and adrenaline!
User avatar #143 to #115 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
yeah but heres the catch, once in bed and while your looking into the eyes of one, the other'll be staring at you from like point blank
User avatar #145 to #143 - konradkurze (09/01/2013) [-]
then **** them twice and look each in the eyes
#187 to #112 - guitarnigger (09/01/2013) [-]
>*faps violently*

dude...
User avatar #191 to #187 - konradkurze (09/01/2013) [-]
oh my god
i offended an overly sensitive person?
User avatar #132 to #73 - cantfindausername (09/01/2013) [-]
Wasn't there a picture or video of them giving a blowjob?
User avatar #133 to #132 - konradkurze (09/01/2013) [-]
yeah a picture, not sure if real, but still, was hot
User avatar #214 to #133 - cantfindausername (09/01/2013) [-]
My penis was confused whether or not to be aroused or the exact opposite.
User avatar #148 to #73 - fakemaps (09/01/2013) [-]
she always talks about me behind my back
#194 - tihok (09/01/2013) [-]
you've got to be ******* kidding me...
#4 - kampi (08/31/2013) [-]
That head freaked me out...
That head freaked me out...
User avatar #223 - ihateyoufunnyjunk (09/01/2013) [-]
1 in 16,000 births / 1 in 250 embryos seems a hella lot!
User avatar #139 - misswunderlich (09/01/2013) [-]
The last one remembers me of the golden compass
User avatar #135 - KayRed (09/01/2013) [-]
It may just be me, but I feel like that parasite head is cuter than the child.
User avatar #136 to #135 - KayRed (09/01/2013) [-]
I mean, if you can get past that bulbous growth at the neck.
User avatar #155 to #136 - flemsdfer ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
maybe the actual child would be cuter if it didn't have a separate head growing out of it?
#229 - anon (09/01/2013) [-]
Some things Hitler did were ok imo, either kill, or chop off the ugly!
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