Strange comp. . Cyclopes (also or ) is a rare form of and is a congenital disorder birth defect) characterized by the failure of the embry- onic to properly div Strange comp Cyclopes (also or ) is a rare form of and congenital disorder birth defect) characterized by the failure embry- onic to properly div
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Cyclopes (also or ) is a rare
form of and is a congenital disorder
birth defect) characterized by the failure of the embry-
onic to properly divide the orbits of the
eye into two cavities. Is incidence is 1 in 16, 000 in born
animals, and 1 in 250 in embryos.
Parasitical
parasitical is a condition in which a child
is born with a parasitic extra head from their unborn
twin. There have only been ten cases of it in docu-
mended history, with only three surviving birth. In one
bizarre case, the second head was able to smile, blink,
cry, and suckle.
Elephantiasis
Elephantiasis is a disease that is characterized by the
thickening of the skin and underlying tissues, aspe-
chally in the legs and male genitals. In some cases the
disease can cause certain body parts, such as the
scrotum, to swell to the size of a softball or basketball.
It is caused by filariasis or
Vestigial tail is when a child is born with a semi-
functional tail, complete with muscles, nerves, skin,
and blood vessels. It is believed to be caused by a
mutation of the genes that exist in infants to cause the
cellular death of body pats that are not needed.
Bioluminescence
Surprisingly, most cases on bioluminescence in
humans comes from ill patients. Anna Monaro had
asthma and for several weeks, a blue glow would emit
from her chest while she slept. In his book 'Death: its
Causes and Phenomena', Hereford Carrington
reported the body of a boy radiating a blue glow after
his death of acute indigestion.
This effect still doesnt have many cases,
but recently Japanese researchers discovered that the
human body glimmers. The light we emit is about
1000 times lower than the naked eye can see. This
light fluctuates during the day, in cycles, leaving us
brightest in the afternoon (the skin around your mouth
lightens most around this time of day too) and
dimmest in the evening.
o WV
Strange
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#9 - yourbutthurt
Reply +54
(08/31/2013) [-]
I'm pregnant and this ***** freaking me out. What the ****..
#22 to #9 - anon
Reply 0
(08/31/2013) [-]
I curse your baby....I'm sorry that was mean.... I'm not lifting the curse
#50 to #9 - anon
Reply 0
(08/31/2013) [-]
Best of luck
#267 to #9 - masterboll
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
#268 to #267 - yourbutthurt
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
I'm not 16, I live on my own, and I pay my bills. I don't think I qualify. Darn.
#271 to #268 - masterboll
Reply -1
(09/01/2013) [-]
#273 to #271 - yourbutthurt
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
You mean I can has a baby and get my egamecation at the same time? Just kidding. I have a scholarship, I'm just waiting till after my kids born to start school. To sick to go right now. Whoever said pregnancy was this amazing, ******* rainbows and sunshine crap, lied.
#274 to #273 - masterboll
Reply -1
(09/01/2013) [-]
get offended already, faggot
#275 to #274 - yourbutthurt
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
I'm not easily offended.
#276 to #275 - masterboll
Reply -1
(09/01/2013) [-]
#277 to #276 - yourbutthurt
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
I don't even know how that's supposed to offend me? But no
#279 to #277 - masterboll
Reply -1
(09/01/2013) [-]
#280 to #279 - yourbutthurt
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
Oh yeah it reeks.
#281 to #280 - masterboll
Reply -1
(09/01/2013) [-]
pics or it didnt happen
#282 to #281 - yourbutthurt
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
Smells so bad this guy had to wear a gas mask.
#283 to #282 - masterboll
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
#284 to #283 - yourbutthurt
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
You asked for it. I only delivered.
#285 to #284 - masterboll
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
i dont think you actually delivered anythig
#286 to #285 - yourbutthurt
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
That's a matter of opinion good sir.
#287 to #286 - masterboll
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
its pretty much factual
#288 to #287 - yourbutthurt
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
#289 to #288 - masterboll
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
the **** am i supposed to do with that?
#290 to #289 - yourbutthurt
0
(09/01/2013) [-]
Stare at it, and let the butt hurt flow through you.
#55 to #9 - hurrdurka
Reply +2
(08/31/2013) [-]
Show us your tits maybe?
#56 to #55 - hurrdurka
Reply 0
(08/31/2013) [-]
Nvm just noticed your profile picture...
#58 to #56 - yourbutthurt
Reply +1
(08/31/2013) [-]
Whats wrong with my profile picture? O.o
#152 to #58 - catassassin ONLINE
Reply +2
(09/01/2013) [-]
He's saying that you're already showing em.
#180 to #58 - elcreepo
Reply -1
(09/01/2013) [-]
Let me break this to you gently.

You look mean, strange, and borderline unattractive. Especially since a good 2/3s of your tits are visible.
#272 to #180 - yourbutthurt
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
Hey I like my 3 boobs, I can go by the nickname Triple Nipple.
#138 to #58 - ericbeagles
Reply -3
(09/01/2013) [-]
I'm gonna answer for him, and simply say the following.

You are not good looking by many people's standards. Of course, everything is subjective, but still.
#220 to #138 - jashinist
Reply +1
(09/01/2013) [-]
Person comments on FJ, and you're preoccupied with telling them how unattractive you find them to be.



Seriously, FJ? Seriously? I could understand if she was flaunting her looks or something, but she wasn't, she was just talking about her pregnancy. Come on guys, we're better than this.
#270 to #220 - yourbutthurt
Reply +1
(09/01/2013) [-]
This is the internet, I would expect nothing less.
#292 to #220 - ericbeagles
Reply -1
(09/03/2013) [-]
I misinterpreted the comment I attempted to clarify, which was why I said what I said. It wasn't just random. Anyway, what I said is true, and that cannot be denied.
#269 to #138 - yourbutthurt
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
Aww see now me feeling are all hurt and junk.
#130 to #9 - delphine
Reply +2
(09/01/2013) [-]
it's a good think you're not a nurse then because if you're a nurse you know about how many different things could go wrong with your baby.
the important thing to remember is that those cases are very very rare
#27 to #9 - jajathezombie
Reply +6
(08/31/2013) [-]
Look up how many babies are born each year without assholes.
#30 to #27 - yourbutthurt
Reply +7
(08/31/2013) [-]
Don't worry he'll have an asshole, look at his father.
#12 to #9 - blacklite
Reply +249
(08/31/2013) [-]
Congratulations on your cyclops baby.
#113 to #12 - lightninghedgehog
Reply +44
(09/01/2013) [-]
*cyclops baby with 2 heads and a tail, whose basketball sized testicles glow in the dark.
#119 to #113 - scumbagposter
Reply +13
(09/01/2013) [-]
#140 to #113 - snowshark
Reply +3
(09/01/2013) [-]
Well you could always sell your dignity to reality T.V. for a ******** of cash.
#13 to #12 - yourbutthurt
Reply +5
(08/31/2013) [-]
That would be my luck.
#16 to #12 - logiblack
Reply +2
(08/31/2013) [-]
But I think she has nothing to worry about, it will have it's other eye with an extra head.
#23 to #16 - yourbutthurt
Reply +1
(08/31/2013) [-]
Why think with one head when you could have two?
#45 to #16 - anon
Reply 0
(08/31/2013) [-]
why would you want an eye on your penis?
#61 to #45 - faggotishshit
Reply +1
(08/31/2013) [-]
Why wouldn't you?
#63 to #61 - yourbutthurt
Reply +2
(08/31/2013) [-]
When you cum you could use the line "its just crying" and it would be legit.
#64 to #63 - faggotishshit
Reply +1
(08/31/2013) [-]
We might be up to something here.
#75 to #64 - yourbutthurt
Reply +1
(08/31/2013) [-]
This is the revolution.
#76 to #75 - faggotishshit
Reply +1
(08/31/2013) [-]
Maybe it's time!
#78 to #76 - yourbutthurt
Reply +1
(08/31/2013) [-]
I think you're ready..
#80 to #78 - faggotishshit
Reply +2
(08/31/2013) [-]
I don't need you to think, I need you to be completely certain.
#85 to #80 - yourbutthurt
Reply +2
(09/01/2013) [-]
It's time young grasshopper.
#86 to #85 - faggotishshit
Reply +1
(09/01/2013) [-]
What was I supposed to do, again?
#87 to #86 - yourbutthurt
Reply +1
(09/01/2013) [-]
develop an eye on your penis, and cry with it. I think, I got lost in the revolution.
#89 to #87 - faggotishshit
Reply +2
(09/01/2013) [-]
Developing an eye on my penis : 1.23% complete.
Crying with it : 0.00% complete.

Press ESC to abort.
#91 to #89 - yourbutthurt
Reply +2
(09/01/2013) [-]
No this is happening
#92 to #91 - faggotishshit
Reply +2
(09/01/2013) [-]
Developing an eye on my penis : 69.34% complete.
Crying with it : 0.00% complete.

Press ESC to abort.
#94 to #92 - faggotishshit
Reply +3
(09/01/2013) [-]
Developing an eye on my penis : 100.00% complete.
Crying with it : 0.00% complete.

Press ESC to abort.

Are you sure you want to proceed to the next stage : Crying with it (Y/N)
#95 to #94 - yourbutthurt
Reply +2
(09/01/2013) [-]
Come to far to turn back now.
#97 to #95 - faggotishshit
Reply +3
(09/01/2013) [-]
Done, I have successfully developed an eye on my penis.

I asked a random passerby on the street to wipe away me tears, she cut my penis off.

Experiment failed.
#98 to #97 - yourbutthurt
+2
(09/01/2013) [-]
It was all in the name of science. Sorry about the whole getting your penis cut off thing.
#93 to #92 - yourbutthurt
Reply +1
(09/01/2013) [-]
When you're done ask someone to wipe away your tears.
#99 to #93 - faggotishshit
Reply +1
(09/01/2013) [-]
Don't worry, I'll grow another one.
#174 to #12 - greenstrongworld
Reply +1
(09/01/2013) [-]
HA HA HA LASERS
#14 - lordcuntdestroyer
Reply +200
(08/31/2013) [-]
#176 to #14 - fyaq
Reply +1
(09/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#186 to #14 - elcreepo
Reply +1
(09/01/2013) [-]
It's funny and sad at the same time, because one twin was meant to be a person and because of the birth defect she's gonna have to die.
#185 to #14 - tostito
Reply +3
(09/01/2013) [-]
that's not cool
that's not cool
#39 to #14 - mattyjay
Reply +9
(08/31/2013) [-]
'i feel it'
#100 to #14 - dangertits
Reply +9
(09/01/2013) [-]
#20 to #14 - carboniteponeight
Reply +19
(08/31/2013) [-]
indeed
#151 - zackenia
Reply +23
(09/01/2013) [-]
quick someone shoot me in the face, I want to glow
#156 to #151 - timelordeternal
Reply +1
(09/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#153 to #151 - laughable
Reply +4
(09/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#162 to #151 - omegaominous
Reply +147
(09/01/2013) [-]
**omegaominous rolled a random image posted in comment #3623108 at Friendly **
#201 to #162 - ieatsnatch
Reply +4
(09/01/2013) [-]
Sweet mother of rolls!
Sweet mother of rolls!
#254 to #162 - zabrakel
Reply +3
(09/01/2013) [-]
#234 to #162 - pappathethird
Reply +3
(09/01/2013) [-]
How is that even possible ...
How is that even possible ...
#177 to #162 - patofeliz
Reply +3
(09/01/2013) [-]
In the name of cyclops and glowingness, I shall tell the humanity about this
#241 to #162 - seizure
Reply +2
(09/01/2013) [-]
That's probably the best, most relevant roll there ever was.
#188 to #162 - bumpin
Reply +1
(09/01/2013) [-]
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE OVER 100 THUMBS???
#178 to #162 - zackenia
Reply +1
(09/01/2013) [-]
Nice.
Nice.
#265 to #162 - kimilsung
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
what the what..... this doesnt have enought thumbs
#264 to #162 - tehubernation
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
Wait... HOW?!?!
Wait... HOW?!?!
#216 to #162 - allnamesrtaken
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
Quick, someone screencap and post it as content!
Quick, someone screencap and post it as content!
#219 to #216 - omegaominous
Reply +2
(09/01/2013) [-]
done and done
#291 to #162 - ajperry
Reply -1
(09/01/2013) [-]
**ajperry rolled a random image posted in comment #66178 at Slice of Life thread 3 **
#43 - sequel
Reply +17
(08/31/2013) [-]
related.
#52 to #43 - yotrepatotre
Reply +79
(08/31/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#31 - maxmoefoe
Reply +36
(08/31/2013) [-]
Edward Mordrake (sometimes written Edward Mordake) is claimed to be a 19th century heir to one of the peerages in England who had an extra face on the back of his head. According to the story, the extra face could neither eat nor speak, but it could laugh and cry. Edward begged doctors to have his 'devil twin' removed, because, supposedly, it whispered horrible things to him at night, but no doctor would attempt it. He committed suicide at the age of 23.
#149 to #31 - oceanfrank
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
Didnt voldefaggot have an extra face in the first movie?
#239 to #31 - thornberry
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
why does it get its own haircut?
#146 to #31 - supercookieduster
Reply +1
(09/01/2013) [-]
damn that's super ****** up
#183 to #31 - guitarnigger
Reply +1
(09/01/2013) [-]
inb4 voldemort
#230 to #31 - mistorjenkins
Reply +1
(09/01/2013) [-]
How can he whisper stuff to him when he can't speak?
How can he whisper stuff to him when he can't speak?
#235 to #31 - professoraquard
Reply +1
(09/01/2013) [-]
which way did he sleep? ehhhhhh.... the morbid thoughts are driving me crazy..
#231 to #31 - xehanortscrack
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(09/01/2013) [-]
#169 to #31 - twofreegerbils
Reply +3
(09/01/2013) [-]
what    
 the    
 ****
what
the
****
#207 to #31 - nigeltheoutlaw
Reply +3
(09/01/2013) [-]
That's a terrifying fate to have.
#217 to #31 - allnamesrtaken
Reply +3
(09/01/2013) [-]
I need to throw up
#103 to #31 - koeln
Reply +14
(09/01/2013) [-]
Ok I can stand some morbid and stuff, but this freaking terrifies me...
#104 to #103 - hardcoreman
Reply +5
(09/01/2013) [-]
Agreed like holy ****, can you imagine the head telling you to kill them when you are about to fall asleep or something like that
#105 to #104 - koeln
Reply +9
(09/01/2013) [-]
I think its not even important what it says. You're being haunted by a thing you cant even see, just hear. But if it even starts to say horrible stuff, I can completly understand the suicide...
#5 - Willmooo
Reply +30
(08/31/2013) [-]
>1 in 16,000 animals born with Cyclopia

I've never seen one, are they all living on a mountain in Greece or something?
#15 to #5 - anon
Reply 0
(08/31/2013) [-]
No honey, they died.
#18 to #5 - mykoira
Reply +1
(08/31/2013) [-]
the same thing happens that happens with animals who are albinos, they are abandoned. albinos survive more because they are closer to normal and function normally.
#244 to #5 - aherorising
Reply +1
(09/01/2013) [-]
no, you just haven't seen 16,000 animals yet. they're more rare than shiny pokemon
#6 to #5 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply +5
(08/31/2013) [-]
most don't live very long.
#102 - yisumad
Reply +18
(09/01/2013) [-]
#25 - zomitlu
Reply +17
(08/31/2013) [-]
Your descriptions are the first sentence straight out of wikipedia.

Good job m8
#66 to #25 - anon
Reply 0
(08/31/2013) [-]
Phanact didn't make this.

If your going to be angry at somebody, be angry at the right person.
#144 to #25 - lemleet
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
don't be that guy
#57 to #25 - shishiko **User deleted account**
Reply +11
(08/31/2013) [-]
You say that, but Clockworkseven gets his **** from assholes who copy's everything from Did You Know Gaming and other sites like those and NO ONE BATS AN EYE.
#59 to #57 - clockworkseven **User deleted account**
Reply +4
(08/31/2013) [-]
You rang?
#60 to #59 - shishiko **User deleted account**
Reply +8
(08/31/2013) [-]
I've made my point.
I've made my point.
#62 to #60 - clockworkseven **User deleted account**
Reply +3
(08/31/2013) [-]
Ok then.
#228 - kernelstack
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(09/01/2013) [-]
#233 to #228 - flapz
Reply +4
(09/01/2013) [-]
His dick more or less just turned into a hole or what?
#106 - razorlupus **User deleted account**
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