I wish I was this smooth. . Lite hack: it someone makes a , say, with total seriousness, "I don' t get it, can you explain it" Then watch them crash and burn An
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I wish I was this smooth

Lite hack: it someone makes a , say, with total
seriousness, "I don' t get it, can you explain it"
Then watch them crash and burn
Andl then I said, 'go make me a sandwich!‘ haw haw haw_"
Whats not to get"
Why would she make you a sandwich?"
Because-.. She' s a girly'
You can' t make yourself a sandwich?"
I can make myself a sandwich."
Cool, go make one one toa"
Smooth Criminal plays]
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User avatar #3 - guywithafork (08/30/2013) [+] (19 replies)
Why is it whenever someone absolutely despises someone they'll spell out their laughs like that? Since when was "Haw haw haw" an insult? I don't really care but I just found that weird.

On to more series matters, internet arguments.
"...And then I said, 'go make me a sandwich!' " *Laughter*
"I don't get it."
"Well, you see because it is commonly shown that women belong in the kitchen, and it is also very common to display that while a female is in the kitchen she would make something, as to not waste her time in the kitchen. The most common work on this is to quickly say go make me a sandwich, which I have stated. It directly goes to the problem, well sounding a lot more collected and casual. While "go back to the kitchen" is much more aggressive then saying "go make me a sandwich". While still being an insult to women, it acts much smoother".


#7 - ThekidsTEN (08/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"go make me a sandwich"
"please explain it"
"traditional gender roles state that you should make me food"
"can't you make yourself food?"
"no im tired from working all day"
User avatar #15 - bakinboy (08/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
two black people and a beaner are riding in a car, whos driving? the cop!
" i dont get it can you explain"
" racial minorities such as black and hispanic people cause a disproportionately higher percentage of crime than the rest of the population because they usually living below the poverty line in an area where broken homes and encouragement of such criminal behavior is common"
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User avatar #22 - cuppycakechick (08/30/2013) [+] (15 replies)
What do you call men who tell "women in the kitchen" jokes?
User avatar #8 - heartlessrobot (08/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How about you do that to everything funny and ruin jokes forever?
User avatar #72 - bigsteamingpile (08/31/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Wow, this was absolutely not funny.
#75 to #72 - coldfusion (08/31/2013) [-]
I don't get it, can you explain it?
#70 - sexualtyranosaurus (08/31/2013) [-]
- What's the best way to starve a ****** ?
Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
- I don't get it can you explain it?
- The number of unemployed African Americans under welfare is much higher per capita than any other race. So because this, African Americans are stereotyped as lazy and never working. If they never work, they will never use their work boots, thus never finding their food stamps and starving.
- Oh, well I feel stupid for asking now because I already knew all of that.
#101 - hardcoreman (08/31/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I feel this is one of the most unfunny things I have ever read, and that this site is going downhill ever since it stopped making rage comics and memes
User avatar #24 - srskate (08/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
typical stupid tumblr.
User avatar #35 to #32 - srskate (08/30/2013) [-]
not everything is edgy, newfriend
#54 - Awesomecarrot (08/31/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I do like tumblr. I just wish they'd stop being so liberal.
#56 to #54 - weenieandthebutt (08/31/2013) [-]
I like that cool part of tumblr as well as the gifs section but the feminism and fat-acceptance 			********		 really annoys the 			****		 outta me!
I like that cool part of tumblr as well as the gifs section but the feminism and fat-acceptance ******** really annoys the **** outta me!
#20 - ttubkcid (08/30/2013) [-]
Or just set the ************ on fire.
#95 - nortledrones (08/31/2013) [-]
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That was the worst thing I've read since the subtitles on the Avatar movie.
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User avatar #6 - thewowpimp ONLINE (08/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"...so I said, now there's TWO monkey's at the zoo!"
"I don't get"
"cause' black people are monkeys."
"no they aren't"
"What are you, retarded?"
"No they're black people, not monkeys"
"HEY JIM! Come get your ******* kid, he's an idiot"
"What do you mean?"
"He thinks black people aren't monkeys"
"Wow, holy **** . *turns to his son* come on son, I need to teach you some things about life"
User avatar #14 to #6 - Jewssassin (08/30/2013) [-]
Nah this is from tumblr, its all women, thats why its not funny.
#106 - damoclese (08/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Or you could not be a politically correct piece of **** who thinks that if you're offended you're automatically right.
User avatar #63 - supamonkey (08/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Which "Smooth Criminal" are we talking about; the Jackson original or the Alien Ant Farm cover?

Personally I prefer the faster tempo of AAF's version (plus the fact I heard their version first might have something to do with it), although I am not saying the original is bad.
User avatar #58 - cyanidesandvich (08/31/2013) [-]
"why are black people so tall... ...because their knee grows"
"i dont get it, please explain it"
"it's a play on words, using the derogrtory word for black people Negros, which of course sounds similar to the words knee and grows when placed together"
"but why does that make them tall?"
"well you see, if your knee were to grow you would be taller"
"but are black people all tall?"
"well of course they're not all tall, but if you were to watch basketball... you know what, i'll just tell frank instead"
"hey frank, why are black people so..."

i see this rule is kind of hit and miss.

User avatar #46 - quantumlegend ONLINE (08/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I've never actually been racist or whatnot, I understand that it's the individual that makes his or her own decision and we end up attributing these stereotypes to the entire group.
However, I've definitely had my good share of enjoyment in racist/stereotyping jokes; I never thought people were actually so close-mindedly racist these days. Of course that's a truth I was exposed to in high school.
I love humor, hence my being here, and to me stereotyping jokes are just another form of clever humor, not actual attacks on people...
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