Good Advice Comp. It's not rape if you think she likes it. Exhale when your left foot hits the ground to avoid cramps while running. Drink tons of apple juice b sexy Advice

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It's not rape if you think she likes it

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Exhale when your left foot hits the
ground to avoid cramps while running.
Drink tons of apple juice before you go
to bed. A chemical compound in the juice
will help you to have vivid awesome
Putting your phone on
will stop ads while playing games.
You can shrink a pimple in minutes by
putting a dab of Listerine on it. The
alcohol will dry it up and cause it to fade.
Making cookies and don' t have any
eggs? Sure you could ask the neighbor,
but half a bonana( per egg) work as a
good substitute.
You can heal paper cuts and
immediately stop the pain with
wanna an .
If you’ re on a road trip and Can' t pay
for a motel, Park at Wallmart & sleep
in your car. They won' t kick you out.
Soak a cotton ball in vinegar and put it
on and bruise to make it disappear.
To ship a Youtube ad, just change
Youtube' to ‘’ in the URL
of any video.
If you ever go to zoo wear the some
colors as the employees do. The animals
will come right up to you instead of
backing away.
Mosquito bite? Press an, spoon onto
spot. The heat will destroy the reaction
and itching will stop.
If someone presses all of the buttons on
an elevator, you can avoid stopping on
each floor by pressing each button
a am twice.
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Submitted: 08/29/2013
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User avatar #16 - JNS (08/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
chap stick ... not chopstick
#35 - peanutbitter (08/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i am laughing so hard right now
#108 - letrollface (08/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
yeah, dreams of pissing yourself
User avatar #14 - psykobear ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
Did OP even think before the chopstick one?
He/she didn't question it at all? Chopsticks heal paper cuts. Seems legit.
PS I know it was supposed to be chapstick, but OP seems to have not thought about it
#30 - mortallis (08/30/2013) [-]
CHAPSTICK, you stupid cunt.
#25 - rossbelfast (08/30/2013) [-]
mfw chopsticks
#19 - luthervonappledorf (08/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
What method of using a chop stick can stop a paper cut? Do I just prod it or do I have to stick it on?
What method of using a chop stick can stop a paper cut? Do I just prod it or do I have to stick it on?
#71 - idkwhattonamethis (08/30/2013) [-]
You don't apply chopsticks to your paper cuts... It's supposed to be chap stick
User avatar #110 - zombiedictator (08/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How does a chopstick help? like do i stab the paper cut or angrily shake it at the cut?
User avatar #122 to #110 - gatorotterdolphin ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
I think it was supposed to be chapstick. Ive heard it helps... But that doesn't really explain the picture..
User avatar #97 - McTowelie (08/30/2013) [-]
After the chop stick one I had to literally read through them all again to see if they were joke advice
#142 - theshadowed (08/30/2013) [-]
Chopstick? Its not even a typo, he included a picture of them
#144 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
um... maybe i am retarded but i need more instruction than this.
User avatar #80 - Loppytaffy (08/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
the thing you put on chapped lips you fool.
Chopsticks indeed...
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User avatar #42 to #36 - whipptron (08/30/2013) [-]
not peeing the bed is one of the many joys of being older than 12.
User avatar #106 - heyyyyyy (08/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I ******* hate these things. It's almost as if some jackass shoves these pictures into an "OC Advice Device" and it arranges captions with them, but obviously it ***** up sometimes. Either that or some dumbass is given the captions and just looks for a keyword to base a search for a picture off of, and doesn't read it all. ******* chopsticks.

And sorry, unless you make the apple juice yourself or buy some expensive **** , applejuice is ******* just water, sugar, and food coloring. No wild dreams come out of that **** .
#118 to #106 - iRetaliate (08/30/2013) [-]
It's the water that makes you dream about voyages out to see.
User avatar #95 - zorororonoa (08/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Wait, so do you pub the chopsticks on the paper cut or stab it in?
User avatar #94 - srskate (08/30/2013) [-]
First one is wrong, or at least not entirely accurate

It doesn't matter what foot you run on, what matters is how you breath. Most runners who've had some sort of formal training (track athletes, for example) will run with a pattern and with very deep breath. As long as you do this, it won't matter what foot you breathe on, as long as you breath deeply and consistently.

Running breathing pattern:

User avatar #76 - gamebug (08/30/2013) [-]
"drink tons of apple juice before you go to bed" yeah and get up from your awesome dreams like a thousand times to pee
User avatar #13 - aahrg (08/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
you can buy melatonin (the chemical in apple juice) pills off the shelf at the drugstore.

they help you sleep and you get ******* awesome dreams.
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