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Ezio Auditore

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#22 - dathunter (08/30/2013) [-]
Cock Push-Ups?
Cock Push-Ups?
User avatar #93 to #22 - garin (08/30/2013) [-]
He could only ever really do the one I suppose.
#95 to #22 - anon (08/30/2013) [-]
is it getting faster and faster? the gif haunts me...
User avatar #99 to #22 - diegotan ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
Yep, that's what I... he meant.
#46 to #22 - ffinfinity ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
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#47 - squidamon (08/30/2013) [-]
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+1
#84 to #47 - jontemyraq **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#56 to #47 - frenchrickastley (08/30/2013) [-]
Everybody walk the dinosaur
User avatar #3 - banditowolf (08/29/2013) [-]
when he came he should have shouted

ITS-A ME, EZIOOOO!
#53 - girrafalopegis (08/30/2013) [-]
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#37 - elmoose **User deleted account** (08/30/2013) [-]
HFW
HFW
User avatar #23 - arreatface (08/30/2013) [-]
the amount of legendary quotes in this greentext is too ******* high
toplel.jpg
#12 - ehzio ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #108 to #12 - arturxxl ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
I read this in italiano accento
#39 - MaverickZero ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
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#18 - semantic (08/29/2013) [-]
>3 hours

#48 to #18 - anon (08/30/2013) [-]
He's Ezio Auditore Da Firenze, ************ .
User avatar #50 to #18 - heeveejeevees (08/30/2013) [-]
all those 'porn alone' finally paid off.
User avatar #63 to #18 - darknak (08/30/2013) [-]
whynot?
#75 to #18 - anon (08/30/2013) [-]
He probably meant they did it a few times over that span of time opposed to one time lasting 3 hours
#64 to #18 - avatarsarefornoobs (08/30/2013) [-]
>any 4chan story
User avatar #78 - darkangeloffire (08/30/2013) [-]
Good thing he was Ezio. Altair can't swim.
User avatar #91 to #78 - Leonidus (08/30/2013) [-]
cant breathe. help.
#14 - aguywithlonghair (08/29/2013) [-]
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>get boner like a tiger defying the laws of the gravity
Lost my **** reading that.
#44 - nighthawxx (08/30/2013) [-]
hfw
hfw
User avatar #11 - aTastyCooky (08/29/2013) [-]
Was waiting for the last sentence to be something like

>i stab her in the neck and run a feather over her blood
#62 - rofldofl (08/30/2013) [-]
I read this while listening to "Don't Stop Me Now". My god the laughter...
#72 to #62 - trollofhalo (08/30/2013) [-]
Re-read listening to it on youtube, MFW
Re-read listening to it on youtube, MFW
#6 - alphamalehere (08/29/2013) [-]
"im virgin and beta, also im a 7/10"

sure bro, 7 / 10.
#67 to #6 - inediblefetus ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
your response and user names screams volumes here...
#20 to #6 - anon (08/30/2013) [-]
Awkward people can be hot too you negro.
User avatar #25 to #20 - nervaaurelius (08/30/2013) [-]
true but there's a even little studies that have been done that shows that people will always rate themselves higher than they actually are.
#49 to #25 - anon (08/30/2013) [-]
I don't think that's true for everyone. In fact, I know it's not because I always rate myself lower than others do.
#51 to #49 - achselschweiss (08/30/2013) [-]
Then you have low self esteem.    
See, either way, you're gonna lose.
Then you have low self esteem.
See, either way, you're gonna lose.
#98 to #25 - unholyjebus (08/30/2013) [-]
Though that's not true, not all people rate there selves higher but most do. It's called illusory superiority and it's common with most things where people generally rate themselves higher at doing something or being something than other people would rate them. If you had to take a guess based on the average he's probably a 5 or 6/10 but if he's beta then he might be underrating himself.
User avatar #24 to #6 - mattyjay (08/30/2013) [-]
sure bro, 'alphamalehere'
#82 - jokervsbatsy (08/30/2013) [-]
To infinity and beyond you go
To infinity and beyond you go
#58 - twofreegerbils (08/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, if that was his first time then he didn't do **** for 3 hours.
User avatar #66 to #58 - Nihatclodra (08/30/2013) [-]
or he could have finished, focused on pleasing her using other means while he recuperated, and then went again: and repeated for 3 hours.
#68 to #58 - Apac (08/30/2013) [-]
If you haven't gotten laid, you'd be surprised at how fast you can recover LOL.
User avatar #69 to #68 - twofreegerbils (08/30/2013) [-]
Full recovery for max pleasure takes at least two days for me. That's like, maxed out, no fap for two days mode though. If I just want to get a boner again, it can be as little as 15 minutes, but I'm only getting like a fifth of the pleasure.
#70 to #69 - Apac (08/30/2013) [-]
Well, the dude was a virgin so I think the whole thing was insanely pleasurable for him, no matter how long the recovery was.
#81 to #58 - Elemental (08/30/2013) [-]
Some guys are lucky enough to cum, and not lose their boner and just keep ******* until she can't stand no more. It is a hell of a lot of fun. Apparently anyone can learn how to do it.
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