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#22 - dathunter
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Cock Push-Ups?
Cock Push-Ups?
#93 to #22 - garin
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(08/30/2013) [-]
He could only ever really do the one I suppose.
#95 to #22 - anon
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(08/30/2013) [-]
is it getting faster and faster? the gif haunts me...
#99 to #22 - diegotan [OP]
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Yep, that's what I... he meant.
#46 to #22 - ffinfinity
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#18 - semantic
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(08/29/2013) [-]
>3 hours

#48 to #18 - anon
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(08/30/2013) [-]
He's Ezio Auditore Da Firenze, ************.
#50 to #18 - heeveejeevees
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(08/30/2013) [-]
all those 'porn alone' finally paid off.
#60 to #18 - ugoboom
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#63 to #18 - darknak
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whynot?
#75 to #18 - anon
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He probably meant they did it a few times over that span of time opposed to one time lasting 3 hours
#64 to #18 - avatarsarefornoobs
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(08/30/2013) [-]
>any 4chan story
#43 to #18 - Yojimbo
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#6 - alphamalehere
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(08/29/2013) [-]
"im virgin and beta, also im a 7/10"

sure bro, 7 / 10.
#20 to #6 - anon
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Awkward people can be hot too you negro.
#25 to #20 - nervaaurelius
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true but there's a even little studies that have been done that shows that people will always rate themselves higher than they actually are.
#98 to #25 - unholyjebus
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Though that's not true, not all people rate there selves higher but most do. It's called illusory superiority and it's common with most things where people generally rate themselves higher at doing something or being something than other people would rate them. If you had to take a guess based on the average he's probably a 5 or 6/10 but if he's beta then he might be underrating himself.
#49 to #25 - anon
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I don't think that's true for everyone. In fact, I know it's not because I always rate myself lower than others do.
#51 to #49 - achselschweiss
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Then you have low self esteem.    
See, either way, you're gonna lose.
Then you have low self esteem.
See, either way, you're gonna lose.
#67 to #6 - inediblefetus
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(08/30/2013) [-]
your response and user names screams volumes here...
#24 to #6 - mattyjay
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(08/30/2013) [-]
sure bro, 'alphamalehere'
#3 - banditowolf
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(08/29/2013) [-]
when he came he should have shouted

ITS-A ME, EZIOOOO!
#15 - matthewlc
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#26 to #15 - nervaaurelius
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(08/30/2013) [-]
I think it's more likely that since he was allowed into the club in the first place the bartender assumed he was 21 already.
#28 to #15 - srskate ONLINE
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(08/30/2013) [-]
You really don't know how college towns work, do you?
#30 to #15 - manicekman
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Silly American. Drinking age in Europe is usually 18 and in some countries you can buy beer and wine since 16.
#33 to #30 - matthewlc
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#32 to #30 - anon
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Seeing as how he was using an Italian accent a native European could probably tell it was fake. Implying he my not be in Europe at all
#36 to #32 - manicekman
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Dude, Italy is one country and I have been there few times, but that does not mean I can tell Italian from French from few words. And recognizing an accent is not easy either. BTW I think OP is from UK.
#52 to #32 - nativninja
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(08/30/2013) [-]
could be in Canada, eh?
#38 to #15 - dungledoo
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He ain't no 'Murican, man, he's probably one of them damn crumpet-eatin Britain faggots with there goddamn queen and big wheel bicycles. If he were a 'Murican he wouldn't be a betafag, he'd pop his 8" flag o' freedom into every true-blooded burger-lovin' chick in the bar.

Cause that's how we roll. **** yea.

'Nited Sait o' 'Murica.
#57 to #15 - sirbutterballs
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Or he isn't in the US of A. Common man you should know that by now.
#85 to #15 - nkossak
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well i know this faggot and as far as i know he is polish ;P
#92 to #85 - ebdac
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Really? So i guess It was even mixed with polish accent... Ah girls these days
#109 to #92 - diegotan [OP]
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nah, he was speaking english with her.
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#96 to #15 - alegitusername
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in canada its legal at 18 dumbass
#17 to #15 - arkytior
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Or did it occur to you that in some countries you get drinks at 18?
#31 to #17 - matthewlc
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#34 to #17 - matthewlc
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Lol 18 that's cute.

In Korea you can get drinks at ages low as 12, it ain't legal they just don't give a ****.
Nah, but for real I know I'm just ******* around.
#97 to #34 - arkytior
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(08/30/2013) [-]
oh no, don't get me wrong, it's only legal from 18 on but you can get them as soon as 12 if you know where to look
#12 - ehzio ONLINE
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#108 to #12 - arturxxl
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I read this in italiano accento
#47 - squidamon
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#56 to #47 - frenchrickastley
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Everybody walk the dinosaur
#53 - girrafalopegis
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#14 - aguywithlonghair
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>get boner like a tiger defying the laws of the gravity
Lost my **** reading that.
#37 - elmoose **User deleted account**
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HFW
HFW