The Bible. Parent of the Year Kid's Book. Like 'Comment 'Share ' 5 hours ago in Columbus, OH ' 2 people like this, lets not, it doesn' t sound fun for the male
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The Bible

Parent of the Year Kid's Book

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Like 'Comment 'Share ' 5 hours ago in Columbus, OH '
2 people like this,
lets not, it doesn' t sound fun for the male
party
wit: Spencer, this is a definite no
5 hours ago . Like
s a girl version of that book, it' s called the
Bible.
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Submitted: 08/29/2013
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User avatar #3 - boogyshadow (08/29/2013) [+] (7 replies)
How has no one realized that the author is named Todd Harris Goldman..

That's as guy of a name as anything.
User avatar #8 to #3 - grindor (08/29/2013) [-]
and during 2005 he was on Bernard Goldberg's book 100 people who are screwing up america as number 97.
Goldman's response was that he "hopes to be ranked higher next year."
User avatar #11 - ImmortalBaconEater (08/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
but boys can throw them back much harder
User avatar #15 - javalavalay **User deleted account** (08/29/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I thought it was the kuran?

watch out, muslim butthurt about
User avatar #18 to #15 - darthblam ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
It's pretty much all ancient text and laws that originated in the Middle East region really..
User avatar #2 - majormoron (08/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oh **** ****** , you trying to brew a ********* ?

*sigh*

I better get out my raincoat.
User avatar #42 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (08/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I didn't see the funny in this post, would anyone care to explain?
User avatar #23 - docvolto (08/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Sounds like that would be the start of a rocky relationship.
EYYYYYYYYYYY
#28 - psydoc (08/30/2013) [-]
Poor guy
#1 - Womens Study Major (08/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
boys stupid are, rocks throw at them?
User avatar #5 to #1 - rjake (08/29/2013) [-]
you must be a boy
User avatar #41 - caterpiec (08/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**caterpiec rolled a random comment #201 posted by thebeefcake at No Way ** :
My ex was a christian, and all christians aren't that bad.

Except my ex, she was a bitch.
User avatar #27 - delphine (08/30/2013) [-]
The author, Todd Harris Goldman, also wrote a book called "Girls Are Weirdos" "Dick-Tionary" and "Life Sucks and Then You Die"... Hardly to be taken seriously.
#21 - commandershit (08/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Feminist Adventures - Toddler Edition
User avatar #13 - derpwolf (08/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Actually there is another book that's the exact opposite, about how women are all weird. I read it at my brother's house, but can't remember the name. They're both really funny ******** books.
User avatar #30 to #13 - ButtonFly ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
Girls are Weirdos
Both those books are written by the same author.
#58 - elcreepo ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
Best weapon ever.
#54 - Cambro (08/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I...I want to resist but I can't.

Jesus chills with Mary Magadeline even though she's a prostitute.
Jesus honors girl who covers him with perfume as someone who truly knows love.
Jesus calls Canaanite woman (that's too negative things in context) the person with the most faith he has seen of anyone.
Jesus stops an adulteress from being stoned, saying "let he without sin cast the first stone."
Paul commemorates Priscilla as a church leader and a large influence on the apostle's life.
You want Old Testament?
Exodus has a song of Miriam: early religious leader of Israel was a woman.
Deborah in Judges. She was basically a ruling body in the young Israel before it became a monarchy.
Rahab, the prostitute, mentioned by name and saved by Israelites after the invasion of Jericho. Counted as a righteous person (not just a righteous woman).
Esther has a book named after her and is known as a hero for saving the Jews in a time of need. Renowned for her bravery.
Ruth also has a book named for her. Renowned as faithful and the ideal woman who supports family and makes the entire family dynamic better. Oh yeah, she was also a Moabitess. The book of Ruth was constructed to eradicate the racist and sexist ideas that women or canaanites can't be righteous.

Need I go on?

So please, go on about how very particular laws (which has almost no evidence of being followed, btw) in Deuteronomy and Leviticus show that the Bible is a sexist book.
User avatar #59 to #54 - ihatem (08/30/2013) [-]
I thought you went on a Christian adventure somewhere, or has it been that long?
#37 - Womens Study Major (08/30/2013) [-]
Actually the bible is more "She's a whore, throw rocks at her"
#34 - justinus (08/30/2013) [-]
I wish we could throw rocks at stupid people...
User avatar #19 - psydoc (08/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I must have completely misunderstood the part that says, "let he who is without sin cast the first stone".
User avatar #29 to #19 - thehonorwolf (08/30/2013) [-]
That statement is made after a bunch of people had already been throwing rocks at people.
User avatar #14 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
FYI, That author is one of the greatest literary trolls in modern times. He literally writes books purely to piss people off.
User avatar #6 - tittylovin (08/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
This book is actually really controversial, Men's Rights Activists hate it, no one else seems to care.
Remember, it's only sexist if men do it.
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