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The Bible

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2 people like this,
lets not, it doesn' t sound fun for the male
wit: Spencer, this is a definite no
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s a girl version of that book, it' s called the
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User avatar #3 - boogyshadow (08/29/2013) [-]
How has no one realized that the author is named Todd Harris Goldman..

That's as guy of a name as anything.
User avatar #9 to #3 - flemsdfer ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
Who cares? It's a ****** way to think no matter who it came from.
#33 to #3 - zackmorris (08/30/2013) [-]
Goldman you say? That explains a lot.
Goldman you say? That explains a lot.
User avatar #10 to #3 - boogyshadow (08/29/2013) [-]
For the people who are planning on commenting on this:

I was referencing that because it was a guy author, It was odd that people would think its a radical feminist book on ways to treat men.
User avatar #8 to #3 - grindor (08/29/2013) [-]
and during 2005 he was on Bernard Goldberg's book 100 people who are screwing up america as number 97.
Goldman's response was that he "hopes to be ranked higher next year."
#38 to #8 - yusay (08/30/2013) [-]
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#43 to #8 - LocoJoe (08/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #15 - javalavalay **User deleted account** (08/29/2013) [-]
I thought it was the kuran?

watch out, muslim butthurt about
User avatar #20 to #15 - dashdashdash (08/29/2013) [-]
Except that there isn't even a single verse about stoning in Quran, how about you start reading the actual book instead of just pulling things out of your ass you uneducated **** .
User avatar #22 to #15 - Nullifier (08/29/2013) [-]
All things considered, Islam isn't that hard on women.

They're covered for the same reason that people in the West are uncovered: because it fits the relevant male interest. I'm sure you've seen the political cartoon where a woman in a burqa sees a woman in short shorts and an extremely low cut shirt and they both think, at the same time, "what a male dominated, oppressive culture."

Also, they're extremely favored in marital affairs.

Source: My girlfriend, a strong independent muslim woman who don't need no man (but has one anyway), some slight research, and an open mind.
#44 to #22 - urbemarmis (08/30/2013) [-]
actually i have a friend who was in afghanistan. the men believe women are disgusting and subhuman all because they bleed from their vaginas once a month. they would rather have sex with animals than women. his translator asked a man how he can stand 6 wives when he cant stand his one wife and the afghani man pointed at his broom and laughed. i dont care if your gf is a muslim if she hasnt been there or doesnt live there now she is not a viable source of info especially since she is a muslim herself. thats like me, a christian, sticking upf for the bible. of course im going to be a little more biased so im going to stick up for the bible more furiously than i would if i was a jew or muslim
User avatar #16 to #15 - asheskirata (08/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #51 to #15 - TarnRazor (08/30/2013) [-]
Well I'm Muslim and I'm butthurt. Not because of the whole stoning women thing but because "kuran" was the worst spelling of "qur'an" I've ever seen
User avatar #17 to #15 - feelythefeel (08/29/2013) [-]
It's called the [Insert almost every religious text ever here].
User avatar #18 to #15 - darthblam (08/29/2013) [-]
It's pretty much all ancient text and laws that originated in the Middle East region really..
User avatar #2 - majormoron ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
Oh **** ****** , you trying to brew a ********* ?


I better get out my raincoat.
User avatar #42 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (08/30/2013) [-]
I didn't see the funny in this post, would anyone care to explain?
User avatar #11 - ImmortalBaconEater (08/29/2013) [-]
but boys can throw them back much harder
User avatar #24 to #11 - starblood (08/30/2013) [-]
Boys are stronger; its just biology
The Fedora'd Gentleman
User avatar #57 to #24 - CrazyWhiteGurl (08/30/2013) [-]
I like to think that men have superior upper-body strength. But I've noticed girls have naturally stronger legs/thighs.
#28 - psydoc (08/30/2013) [-]
Poor guy
#1 - anon (08/29/2013) [-]
boys stupid are, rocks throw at them?
User avatar #4 to #1 - teleamachus (08/29/2013) [-]
I hope for your sake you came up with that yourself or else you'll be having to deal with a serious retard problem. **** , I guess you're stuck with it either way, huh?
User avatar #5 to #1 - rjake (08/29/2013) [-]
you must be a boy
User avatar #23 - docvolto (08/30/2013) [-]
Sounds like that would be the start of a rocky relationship.
#48 to #23 - anon (08/30/2013) [-]
That was awful, yet i couldn't resist
User avatar #41 - caterpiec (08/30/2013) [-]
**caterpiec rolled a random comment #201 posted by thebeefcake at No Way ** :
My ex was a christian, and all christians aren't that bad.

Except my ex, she was a bitch.
User avatar #50 to #41 - fgtometer (08/30/2013) [-]
Relevant as can be
User avatar #27 - delphine (08/30/2013) [-]
The author, Todd Harris Goldman, also wrote a book called "Girls Are Weirdos" "Dick-Tionary" and "Life Sucks and Then You Die"... Hardly to be taken seriously.
#21 - commandershit (08/29/2013) [-]
Feminist Adventures - Toddler Edition
User avatar #26 to #21 - ricketyrackety (08/30/2013) [-]
do we really have to ruin everything with this retarded anti-feminism ******** ?
User avatar #46 to #26 - avatarsarefornoobs (08/30/2013) [-]
i know right
its just another pathetic fab
User avatar #55 to #46 - ricketyrackety (08/30/2013) [-]
yeah... it is. half of the people here don't really know what feminism is, the other half uses it as an excuse for everything.
can't get ahead in life? feminists.
no girl wants to date you? stupid feminists.
some kid blamed his own mother for him not being able to go to school or get ahead in life, because she's supposedly a feminist for dumping some rich dude who wanted to pay for his college. he was 6 when that happened, too.
User avatar #40 to #26 - commandershit (08/30/2013) [-]
Yes , It's the internet , if you aren`t butthurt over everything , you better GTFO before we get internet elite to troll you and roflhax your facebook account
User avatar #13 - derpwolf ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
Actually there is another book that's the exact opposite, about how women are all weird. I read it at my brother's house, but can't remember the name. They're both really funny ******** books.
User avatar #30 to #13 - ButtonFly ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
Girls are Weirdos
Both those books are written by the same author.
User avatar #6 - tittylovin (08/29/2013) [-]
This book is actually really controversial, Men's Rights Activists hate it, no one else seems to care.
Remember, it's only sexist if men do it.
User avatar #7 to #6 - tittylovin (08/29/2013) [-]
inb4 the author is male.
It's only sexist if it's against women.
User avatar #25 to #6 - ricketyrackety (08/30/2013) [-]
it's an innocent children's book, there are plenty of books about girls having cooties and being weird and **** like that. nobody bitches. stop being so god damn retarded
User avatar #35 to #25 - tittylovin (08/30/2013) [-]
Dude, chill out. I was just giving information.
User avatar #36 to #35 - ricketyrackety (08/30/2013) [-]
"it's only sexist if men do it"
great information
User avatar #45 to #36 - tittylovin (08/30/2013) [-]
It's commonly accepted that if you spoiler something it's less fact and more opinion.
Welcome to funnyjunk.
#54 - Cambro (08/30/2013) [-]
I...I want to resist but I can't.

Jesus chills with Mary Magadeline even though she's a prostitute.
Jesus honors girl who covers him with perfume as someone who truly knows love.
Jesus calls Canaanite woman (that's too negative things in context) the person with the most faith he has seen of anyone.
Jesus stops an adulteress from being stoned, saying "let he without sin cast the first stone."
Paul commemorates Priscilla as a church leader and a large influence on the apostle's life.
You want Old Testament?
Exodus has a song of Miriam: early religious leader of Israel was a woman.
Deborah in Judges. She was basically a ruling body in the young Israel before it became a monarchy.
Rahab, the prostitute, mentioned by name and saved by Israelites after the invasion of Jericho. Counted as a righteous person (not just a righteous woman).
Esther has a book named after her and is known as a hero for saving the Jews in a time of need. Renowned for her bravery.
Ruth also has a book named for her. Renowned as faithful and the ideal woman who supports family and makes the entire family dynamic better. Oh yeah, she was also a Moabitess. The book of Ruth was constructed to eradicate the racist and sexist ideas that women or canaanites can't be righteous.

Need I go on?

So please, go on about how very particular laws (which has almost no evidence of being followed, btw) in Deuteronomy and Leviticus show that the Bible is a sexist book.
User avatar #59 to #54 - ihatem (08/30/2013) [-]
I thought you went on a Christian adventure somewhere, or has it been that long?
User avatar #19 - psydoc (08/29/2013) [-]
I must have completely misunderstood the part that says, "let he who is without sin cast the first stone".
User avatar #29 to #19 - thehonorwolf (08/30/2013) [-]
That statement is made after a bunch of people had already been throwing rocks at people.
User avatar #31 to #29 - psydoc (08/30/2013) [-]
What's your point?
User avatar #32 to #31 - thehonorwolf (08/30/2013) [-]
The point is your comment made no sense.
User avatar #49 to #32 - psydoc (08/30/2013) [-]
In what way does it make no sense to you? You see, I'm trying to understand your point, and I think the problem is that you may not have understood mine. So can you explain what you don't understand?
#58 - elcreepo (08/30/2013) [-]
Best weapon ever.
#37 - anon (08/30/2013) [-]
Actually the bible is more "She's a whore, throw rocks at her"
#34 - justinus (08/30/2013) [-]
I wish we could throw rocks at stupid people...
User avatar #14 - timmywankenobi (08/29/2013) [-]
FYI, That author is one of the greatest literary trolls in modern times. He literally writes books purely to piss people off.
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