Most Asked Job Interview Questions. .. At interview... "tell me about your dream job" me: "one sec, lemme pull up funnyjunk on your computer..." Job Interview questions
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#3 - hoogleking
Reply +25
(08/29/2013) [-]
At interview... "tell me about your dream job" me: "one sec, lemme pull up funnyjunk on your computer..."
#1 - underlois
Reply +9
(08/28/2013) [-]
Favouriting this for further use
#4 to #1 - taurusguy
Reply 0
(08/29/2013) [-]
Or you could, you know, save the image and keep it somewhere safe
#5 to #4 - underlois
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(08/29/2013) [-]
My computer is most likely about to die + If I get a new one I wouldn't keep the hard drive due to soo much porn and/or viruses...

Soo its best if I just favorite this...
#6 to #5 - taurusguy
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(08/29/2013) [-]
How much porn do you have? Ive got about 200gigs, and im not worrying
#24 - muffintime
Reply +8
(08/29/2013) [-]
What is your dream?
Well It was to make it to the NHL, but that didn't work out so well so I guess i'm stuck here, eh?

What is your weakness? I can't ******* skate.
#30 - infinitereaper
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Let's not forget providing your 3 masters degrees from Harvard, blood samples, and at least 2 years of study in Imperial Chinese.
#39 to #30 - anon
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(08/29/2013) [-]
And then have them tell you you're underqualified.
#20 - kommandantvideo
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(08/29/2013) [-]
#34 to #20 - xsap
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(08/29/2013) [-]
4 more and i level up!
#13 - teleamachus
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(08/29/2013) [-]
271 favorites and 70 thumbs. The community: "I'll see if this is funny later."
#18 to #13 - amegaara
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(08/29/2013) [-]
more like "ill use this when needed but im not really sure its funny"
#27 - theashenwhiteness
Reply +3
(08/29/2013) [-]
Qi - BJs, Job Interviews, and Politeness

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#29 to #27 - mizzdepp
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(08/29/2013) [-]
I just saw the clip again yesterday when I had to apply for jobs and remembered some good advice from Stephen Fry.
#19 - silverzepher
Reply +3
(08/29/2013) [-]
well this is a good bunch of bull. sure i only had 3 interviews and 2 jobs, but this does not have the true question that i have been asked every time i went, and that question is "tell me a story about this situation" and they ask it at least 3 times, and all slightly different. another thing about this is that it is taking the fact that you only applied to this place, and not the 50 others as well, it also ignores the fact that you want the interview as soon as possible so the next day, or their soonest opening. i have found that it is easier to not stress about the interview and allow it to take its own course. you also have to have open body language, you shouldn't treat it like a test, if you look stressed, or you act like you know everything you won't get the job, they don't want to hire someone who is going to try and get their job, they are looking for good little grunts to do their job for them.
#37 - spiadk
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Ehh, as someone who's interviewed applicants before. I can assure you that this is horrible advice. Interviewers see right through this kind of ********. Just try to be honest and relaxed. Sure, don't show your crazy, but don't tell me what exactly what you think I want to hear. It's an automatic write-off.
#36 - roshe
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(08/29/2013) [-]
i actually have an interview in a week, so thanks op, this will help