Most Asked Job Interview Questions. .. At interview... "tell me about your dream job" me: "one sec, lemme pull up funnyjunk on your computer..." Job Interview questions
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User avatar #3 - hoogleking (08/29/2013) [-]
At interview... "tell me about your dream job" me: "one sec, lemme pull up funnyjunk on your computer..."
#1 - underlois (08/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #24 - muffintime (08/29/2013) [-]
What is your dream?
Well It was to make it to the NHL, but that didn't work out so well so I guess i'm stuck here, eh?

What is your weakness? I can't ******* skate.
#30 - infinitereaper (08/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Let's not forget providing your 3 masters degrees from Harvard, blood samples, and at least 2 years of study in Imperial Chinese.
#20 - kommandantvideo (08/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #13 - teleamachus (08/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
271 favorites and 70 thumbs. The community: "I'll see if this is funny later."
User avatar #27 - theashenwhiteness (08/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Qi - BJs, Job Interviews, and Politeness

User avatar #19 - silverzepher ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
well this is a good bunch of bull. sure i only had 3 interviews and 2 jobs, but this does not have the true question that i have been asked every time i went, and that question is "tell me a story about this situation" and they ask it at least 3 times, and all slightly different. another thing about this is that it is taking the fact that you only applied to this place, and not the 50 others as well, it also ignores the fact that you want the interview as soon as possible so the next day, or their soonest opening. i have found that it is easier to not stress about the interview and allow it to take its own course. you also have to have open body language, you shouldn't treat it like a test, if you look stressed, or you act like you know everything you won't get the job, they don't want to hire someone who is going to try and get their job, they are looking for good little grunts to do their job for them.
#37 - spiadk (08/29/2013) [-]
Ehh, as someone who's interviewed applicants before. I can assure you that this is horrible advice. Interviewers see right through this kind of ******** . Just try to be honest and relaxed. Sure, don't show your crazy, but don't tell me what exactly what you think I want to hear. It's an automatic write-off.
#36 - roshe (08/29/2013) [-]
i actually have an interview in a week, so thanks op, this will help
User avatar #16 - superfakeaccount (08/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
A lot of these answers are pure ******** . Everyone will be saying the same **** as whats on this post. You need to come up with more creative responses to separate yourself from the other potentials. You'll just get a run-of-the-mill job if you use these answers...
#32 to #16 - lemleet ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
i don't know where you live but in my country most bosses are only happy if they hear exactly what they want to hear. if you are creative it could spoil everything
User avatar #15 - chaossniper (08/29/2013) [+] (7 replies)
thanks, there is a question that is often asked for engineers and it isn"t mentionned
Q- how much do you think we should pay you
A-(i don't know anyone would help me here)
User avatar #14 - hockeykicksass (08/29/2013) [-]
now you post this the day after i had an interview i got the job so i dont really care
User avatar #40 - greatbear (08/29/2013) [-]
36 : don't get a job anyway
User avatar #35 - indecisivejew (08/29/2013) [-]
Or you could just be honest and confident in yourself enough to not just spew ******** like this at the interviewers who have all heard this hundreds of times.
#28 - Absolute Madman (08/29/2013) [-]
i would rather not have someone tell me how to express myself...... js
#26 - Absolute Madman (08/29/2013) [-]
Just answer them what they want to hear
#25 - Absolute Madman (08/29/2013) [-]
Yeah I'll just go ahead and memorize all 35 of these, no prob.
#17 - Absolute Madman (08/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
or you could just go to college and work for your degree?
User avatar #2 - shiningfinger (08/29/2013) [-]
It feels awkward when the answers to a lot of these start with my high school's solar car team.

I think I learned more from that than the rest of high school combined.
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