ALL HAIL HE SHALL NOT BE NAMED. . So I tried to make polite conversation with our buildings youngest tenant He: Hear. that' s a Harry Potter shirt. ' You like H ALL HAIL HE SHALL NOT BE NAMED So I tried to make polite conversation with our buildings youngest tenant He: Hear that' s a Harry Potter shirt ' You like H
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So I tried to make polite conversation with our
buildings youngest tenant
He: Hear. that' s a Harry Potter shirt. ' You like Harry Potter?
Little an ‘hides behind her mom‘
intone: as ahead, you sen tell her.
Me. That' s moi! Whoa your favorite character? Hermione'?
Little girl: ‘shakes hear
Me. Hon? Harry?
Little girl: I LIKE LORD
Little Git: HE REPRESENTS SHADE.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#22 - junkinator
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You think Voldemorts bad? My oh my, are you in for a rude awakening.
User avatar #51 to #22 - fuckingtrolls
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Watching that episode right now
#99 to #22 - mooghens
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Oh look, it's captain pussy
#57 to #22 - lordofarms
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uh.....
#3 - darshian
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Did someone say "Chaos"?
#12 to #3 - yomommabinshoppin
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Chaos theory discussion time.
I'm still in highschool and just know it from wikipedia. I like pretending that I am a genius, even though I am told that I am one, but I doubt it.
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#126 to #16 - yomommabinshoppin
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What if I don't like things anymore, I don't even like playing videogames like I used
#18 to #12 - ajfriss
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This sums it up
This sums it up
User avatar #60 to #18 - zaxzwim
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just gods reaction at the end
#13 to #12 - yomommabinshoppin
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oops forgot this
oops forgot this
#15 to #13 - kaisermike
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Oooh...boy...
Oooh...boy...
#20 to #13 - JMF
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#26 to #3 - folkflunky
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Did someone say "Chaos"? I couldn't resist.
#113 to #3 - daniboyi
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I hate to be that guy
lie. I love it.
User avatar #34 to #3 - wrocky
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he put's the "HA!" in chaos
#8 to #3 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account**
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They're playing my tune.
#14 to #8 - EdwardNigma
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#23 - spacetequila
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>go to college
>weird chick
>slightly larger than your average house
>chick like to be called Chaos
>Chaos says weird things
>Chaos does weird things
>Chaos' present causes folks like anon to act scared
>in class with Chaos
>talking with my bros about new batman movie
>we're talking about the Joker.
>"Heath Ledger did a great job"
>"His best performance"
>Chaos comes up to our clan.
>We falter in her presence.
>"The Joker is the best character in movie history" she proclaims.
>"Oh..O-Okay" we muster.
>"Joker is chaos"
>"I am chaos" she whispers
>She leaves
MFW

MFW Chaos caused more chaos by
#104 to #23 - mainbeach
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mfw "slightly bigger than your average house."   
finish your story, you cunt.
mfw "slightly bigger than your average house."
finish your story, you cunt.
#105 to #23 - lukchy
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">weird chick
>slightly larger than your average house "

wow she must be huge
User avatar #91 to #23 - ifuhq
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by what?
#102 to #91 - gerfox
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I guess he likes creating chaos too...
User avatar #95 to #23 - tanabata
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No seriously, by what?
#5 - jabone
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staring into the eyes of chaos itself.
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#98 to #5 - phuzebox
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But that one has a nose
#70 - goll
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demons are possessing the bodies of young children the world must be made aware!
User avatar #100 to #70 - martycamp
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The kids born on 06/06/06 are finally getting old enough to say and do things that will give them away.
#29 - hates
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Did someone say chaos?
User avatar #32 to #29 - lacklusterpelican
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Stop
#33 to #32 - hates
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#44 to #33 - anon id: 9a8ce062
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Ever wonder why nobody likes you?
#46 to #44 - vapaus
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Maybe everyone just Hates him.
Maybe everyone just Hates him.
#50 to #46 - psyachu
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AAAAAAAAAAAAh, I see what you did there!
AAAAAAAAAAAAh, I see what you did there!
#120 to #46 - hates
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#77 to #44 - burdenedsoul
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life will be so much better when you do
User avatar #119 to #32 - hates
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Well, I'm surprised that your comment went negative and mine went positive. I was sure I'd get a lot of hate for posting the nope gif
I'll thumb you back to 0, though
#36 to #29 - raigen
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Going down with my ship.
Going down with my ship.
User avatar #49 to #36 - psyachu
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This has to be the most appropriate pony thread outside of ponytime.
User avatar #79 to #49 - burdenedsoul
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don't you mean compressed horse thread outside of compressedhorsetime?
User avatar #55 to #29 - burdenedsoul
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"what fun is there in making sense?" - Discord, (aka, best villain)
User avatar #75 to #55 - daentraya
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I dont know why the actor of Q participated in this, but i love it. Gods of chaos are the best, whether it be a sci fi show, a video game or a series originally made for little children
#76 to #75 - burdenedsoul
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John De Lancie is his name

and he said himself that when he did the part, he really had no clue that it was my little pony, only afterwards, when the fans noticed him, did he find out... he continued to say that after figuring out more about the bronies, and all the impressive things we've done (like the music, the drawings (pic related), the animations, the comics, the stories, the game designers (yes, we have made our own games), and the general kindness of the community) he became huge fans of us, although he never really got much into the show itself. he even went as far as to make a documentary about us, and how misunderstood we really are (found here: www.bronydoc.com )
User avatar #121 to #76 - daentraya
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Wow.. Just wow. John seems like a great guy. Do i really have to pay for it, tho?
User avatar #127 to #121 - burdenedsoul
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if you know how to torrent, then no, but other than that, yes, there is nowhere else (that i know of) that you can find it
User avatar #128 to #127 - daentraya
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I musn't torrent.. But it seems counterproductive. If the goal is to make non-bronies aware of the reality of the community, then having it limited to bronies who has heard of it and is willing to pay won't really do much.. Isn't it enough that it was funded on kickstarter?
User avatar #129 to #128 - burdenedsoul
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yeah, that's the part that i don't really get, it was overfunded on kickstarter, yet we still gotta pay for it?
User avatar #130 to #129 - daentraya
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Wasnt it one of the most funded projects on the side? Oh geez, i dont get it. Who really cares enough to pay for it anyway?
User avatar #131 to #130 - burdenedsoul
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i think it was like the #2 most funded documentary in the site's history
User avatar #132 to #131 - daentraya
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Geez, all that given money and we can't even watch it for free? This makes me a tad disgruntled
User avatar #133 to #132 - burdenedsoul
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yeah :I
#65 to #29 - alhemicar
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#31 - dragemit
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#35 to #31 - xgeneration
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#2 - teranin
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#37 to #2 - gothdino
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The time has come for
#118 to #37 - suckittrebek
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LOOK VEGETA!! It's a Pokémon!
LOOK VEGETA!! It's a Pokémon!
#6 to #2 - suckittrebek
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I can fap to this!
User avatar #42 to #6 - metalheadtildeath
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...read it in nappa's voice
#134 to #42 - anon id: 70bc7966
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I read it in Team fourstar Nappa's voice
User avatar #135 to #134 - metalheadtildeath
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lol that is what i meant to say haha
#10 - fargtwo
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"Chaos"

Time for the WH40k fans to start coming out of the woodwork.
#30 to #10 - deliciousdee
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#39 to #10 - shadew
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and yell HERESY.
#40 to #39 - shadew
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Or "For chaos!" or whatever floats those heretic's boats.
#71 to #10 - bloodman
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I swear to God they better not be Blood Angels.
#45 - infinitereaper
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I think Voldemort is a pretty cool guy. Eh fights wizards and doesn't afraid of anything.   
   
Seriously though, I felt like he was the only Wizard with any ambition. He sought to break the rules, gain more power, and ascend into something greater. Maybe his methods were wrong but I can't say that I think he was entirely wrong.   
   
Seemed like he was the only Wizard actually trying to do something with his power. Maybe even change the world with the existence of magic. Unlike dumb ass Harry Potter who didn't give a ****. Threw away the resurrection stone and broke the greatest wand of all time. Same goes for all those other Wizards. They go to school and then what? What do they do in the world? Nothing. They even put restrictions on themselves on the use of magic. That **** pissed me off.   
   
tl;dr All hail the great lord
I think Voldemort is a pretty cool guy. Eh fights wizards and doesn't afraid of anything.

Seriously though, I felt like he was the only Wizard with any ambition. He sought to break the rules, gain more power, and ascend into something greater. Maybe his methods were wrong but I can't say that I think he was entirely wrong.

Seemed like he was the only Wizard actually trying to do something with his power. Maybe even change the world with the existence of magic. Unlike dumb ass Harry Potter who didn't give a ****. Threw away the resurrection stone and broke the greatest wand of all time. Same goes for all those other Wizards. They go to school and then what? What do they do in the world? Nothing. They even put restrictions on themselves on the use of magic. That **** pissed me off.

tl;dr All hail the great lord
User avatar #64 to #45 - tiltaz
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He did not break the wand.
Read the ******* books you ******* casual.
#74 to #64 - mcdrinkandswerve
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Didn't need to be a ******* prick about it. But Yes, he didn't break it. I don't know why they felt the need for him to break it in the movies. I guess a lot of the changes in the movies didn't make sense. Anyways, after defeating Voldemort, Harry went to Dumbledores offices and spoke to him in his painting. He fixed his own wand, and then told Dumbledore he was going to place it in his Tomb, and when Harry died of natural causes, the wands power would belong to no one, because nobody had defeated it's previous master.
#56 to #45 - Katzie
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infinitereaper
Talks about how Voldemort is soo epic because he tries to take over the world n ****
User avatar #62 to #56 - infinitereaper
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This is one of the worst comments I've ever read.
#59 to #45 - madcowbill
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You could say the same about Adolf Hitler... >.<
User avatar #61 to #59 - infinitereaper
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No you couldn't.
User avatar #69 to #45 - yorker
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Did it wrong.
You're supposed to say the name of the series he's from, not his name
For example: I think half life is a pretty cool guy. Eh fights headcrabs and doesn't afraid of anything.
User avatar #80 to #69 - kinginthenorth
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You can say both
User avatar #81 to #80 - yorker
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No, it's improper.
User avatar #82 to #81 - kinginthenorth
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knowyourmeme.com/memes/pretty-cool-guy
Well, you're right.

I've just seen both used all the time. Ends up confusing me.
User avatar #83 to #82 - yorker
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No prob, also people might not get it if you said harry potter es a pretty cool guy.
User avatar #84 to #83 - kinginthenorth
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Guess it's settled then.
Have a nice day.
User avatar #85 to #84 - yorker
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you, too.
#53 to #45 - wilvine **User deleted account**
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Nya?
Nya?
User avatar #66 to #53 - qosfortyone
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kawaii as ****
#67 to #66 - wilvine **User deleted account**
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who loves nekos.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who loves nekos.
#86 to #45 - fcrocker
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I think Hitler is a pretty cool guy. Eh fights armies and doesn't afraid of anything.   
   
Seriously though, I felt like he was the only ruler with any ambition. He sought to break the rules, gain more power, and ascend into something greater. Maybe his methods were wrong but I can't say that I think he was entirely wrong.   
   
Seemed like he was the only ruler actually trying to do something with his power. Maybe even change the world with the existence of Nazi's. Unlike dumb ass Winston Churchill who didn't give a ****. Threw away the British empire and broke up the greatest army of all time. Same goes for all those other rulers. They go to school  and then what? What do they do in the world? Nothing. They even put restrictions on themselves on the use of their armies. That **** pissed me off.
I think Hitler is a pretty cool guy. Eh fights armies and doesn't afraid of anything.

Seriously though, I felt like he was the only ruler with any ambition. He sought to break the rules, gain more power, and ascend into something greater. Maybe his methods were wrong but I can't say that I think he was entirely wrong.

Seemed like he was the only ruler actually trying to do something with his power. Maybe even change the world with the existence of Nazi's. Unlike dumb ass Winston Churchill who didn't give a ****. Threw away the British empire and broke up the greatest army of all time. Same goes for all those other rulers. They go to school and then what? What do they do in the world? Nothing. They even put restrictions on themselves on the use of their armies. That **** pissed me off.
User avatar #123 to #86 - infinitereaper
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Voldemort was a douche but I didn't see him slaughtering muggles by the thousands
User avatar #125 to #123 - infinitereaper
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tl;dr sometimes the means is worth the result. If an emperor conquers the entire planet and is a tyrant, but succeeds in unifying humanity under one flag. Its worth it. Because eventually that single nation of man will change.
#103 to #86 - unbelievable
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I think Pee-Wee Herman is a pretty cool guy. Eh fights police officers and doesn't afraid of anything.    
   
Seriously though, I felt like he was the only pedophile with any ambition. He sought to break the rules, masturbate in puublic, and ascend into a little kid's anus. Maybe his methods were wrong but I can't say that I think he was entirely wrong.    
   
Seemed like he was the only children's show character actually trying to do something with his power. Maybe even change the world with the existence of his talking furniture. Unlike dumb ass Mr. Rogers who wore sweaters and penny loafers. Threw away the sniper's riffle and broke up the greatest industry of all time: the tattoo industry. Same goes for all those other children's shows characters. They go to TV studios and then what? What do they do in the world? Nothing. They even put restrictions on themselves on public masturbation. That **** pissed me off.
I think Pee-Wee Herman is a pretty cool guy. Eh fights police officers and doesn't afraid of anything.

Seriously though, I felt like he was the only pedophile with any ambition. He sought to break the rules, masturbate in puublic, and ascend into a little kid's anus. Maybe his methods were wrong but I can't say that I think he was entirely wrong.

Seemed like he was the only children's show character actually trying to do something with his power. Maybe even change the world with the existence of his talking furniture. Unlike dumb ass Mr. Rogers who wore sweaters and penny loafers. Threw away the sniper's riffle and broke up the greatest industry of all time: the tattoo industry. Same goes for all those other children's shows characters. They go to TV studios and then what? What do they do in the world? Nothing. They even put restrictions on themselves on public masturbation. That **** pissed me off.