You can't be serious. . It was for putting in mattresses for monks as an anti- masturbation sound trigger Ta i the me points.. yeah. I love cornflakes and masturbating. gif not really related, but my username is
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User avatar #22 to #11 - rustyoldrainbow (08/29/2013) [-]
source?
User avatar #24 to #22 - gtocforyou (08/29/2013) [-]
Oreimo I think.
User avatar #29 to #22 - FrenzyMan (08/29/2013) [-]
mayo chiki
#42 to #22 - songameover (08/29/2013) [-]
its charlotte from strike witches not oreimo
User avatar #17 to #11 - blackscales (08/29/2013) [-]
She looks a bit stuffed to me.
#9 - cornflakeslover (08/28/2013) [-]
****		 yeah. I love cornflakes and masturbating.   
gif not really related, but my username is
**** yeah. I love cornflakes and masturbating.
gif not really related, but my username is
User avatar #12 to #9 - stoicnick (08/29/2013) [-]
do you love cornflakes masturbating?
User avatar #13 to #9 - falloutplayer (08/29/2013) [-]
**** that gay bland ****
Frosted Flaked master race
#16 to #13 - shishiko **User deleted account** (08/29/2013) [-]
#2 - anon (08/28/2013) [-]
It wasn't for that EXACT use, but Mr Kellogg did make them to prevent masturbation, so whenever some guy got a boner, he'd think, " **** it, I'll go eat some corn flakes instead".
#28 to #2 - endospore (08/29/2013) [-]
Fun fact: That's also why graham crackers were invented.
User avatar #31 to #2 - granodd (08/29/2013) [-]
Because the sweet, crunchy taste of Kellog's Corn Flakes is obviously better than feelings of nirvana.
#45 to #2 - anon (08/29/2013) [-]
I think the graham crackers were invented for the same reason as that
#14 - atangytaco ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #15 to #14 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (08/29/2013) [-]
Geoff looks so young here.
User avatar #18 to #15 - XboxJunky (08/29/2013) [-]
Well he was four years younger so he would've been...34?
#3 - kisushima (08/28/2013) [-]
Someone didn't give a **** , made a spillage and created Frosted Flakes.
User avatar #32 - elcreepo (08/29/2013) [-]
It wasn't exactly for that, but that is partially right. Kellogg was a seventh-day adventist who believed firmly that masturbation was one of the worst sins imaginable, thinking it would cause everything from leprosy to epilepsy. He also thought sex even in marriage was bad and never touched his wife.

In order to curb the sexual desires of his patients at a sanatorium, he promoted a strict vegetarian diet, and when he discovered corn flakes, he added them as a 'crucial' part of the diet that would control the patient's sexual appetite and potentially cure him from the "health hazards" of having sex.

Really ****** up when you think of it.
User avatar #35 to #32 - lordvimless (08/29/2013) [-]
ive been eating corn flakes after mastubating
User avatar #48 to #32 - killthebilly (08/29/2013) [-]
Stephen also says this in QI, right after. He explains that it wasn't exactly what that guy said, but rather the thing you just came with. But he still got points for the anti-masturbation part.
User avatar #33 to #32 - aerius (08/29/2013) [-]
If they hadn't taken this bit out of context you'd know that Stephen Fry immediately goes through all that moments after this quote.
User avatar #34 to #33 - elcreepo (08/29/2013) [-]
I didn't. I knew it because I have an interest in the origin of food, and I don't watch this show so...
#40 to #32 - neoexdeath ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
...Seriously? Just for that, I'm taking a big old bowl of corn flakes, and raping it. Just raping the **** out of that.
User avatar #5 - thrithas (08/28/2013) [-]
source?
User avatar #6 to #5 - danilawleit (08/28/2013) [-]
I also request source.
#8 to #6 - valtene (08/28/2013) [-]
cornflakes
User avatar #51 to #7 - danilawleit (08/29/2013) [-]
I suppose you think that was terribly clever.jpg
User avatar #10 - iamtheceej (08/28/2013) [-]
I have learned more from QI than my school.
User avatar #37 to #10 - EnergizierAnon (08/29/2013) [-]
i've relearnt things that school taught wrong from watching QI.
User avatar #38 - hamsterball ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
Boring Cornflakes - The Young Ones - BBC Related
User avatar #46 to #38 - DropDeadShred (08/29/2013) [-]
You're such a teacup Hamsterball.
#49 - xbrostotheendx (08/29/2013) [-]
I learned something today that i coud have probably lived and died without needing to know
User avatar #47 - eldasero (08/29/2013) [-]
"This idea for corn flakes began by accident when Kellogg and his younger brother, Will Keith Kellogg, left some cooked wheat to sit while they attended to some pressing matters at the sanitarium. When they returned, they found that the wheat had gone stale, but being on a strict budget, they decided to continue to process it by forcing it through rollers, hoping to obtain long sheets of the dough. To their surprise, what they found instead were flakes, which they toasted and served to their patients"

LIES
User avatar #41 - zamppaz (08/29/2013) [-]
anyone mind telling me what's the show called?
User avatar #44 to #41 - highhopes (08/29/2013) [-]
QI.
#43 to #41 - elyiia (08/29/2013) [-]
QI, it's really funny and educational at the same time.
User avatar #30 - whitenerdy ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
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You lost the game
User avatar #27 - wastelandgunner ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
Don't forget to rub them furiously on your dick before you eat them.
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#20 - optimussum (08/29/2013) [-]
I eat Cornflakes and masturbate    
   
Usually at the same time   
   
 Sauce is Oruchuban Ebichu
I eat Cornflakes and masturbate

Usually at the same time

Sauce is Oruchuban Ebichu
User avatar #21 to #20 - galkawhm ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
Be careful with the milk
#23 to #21 - pedotoucher (08/29/2013) [-]
Don't wanna mix the two up.
#26 to #23 - rakuraimasuta (08/29/2013) [-]
Or do you
Or do you
#4 - mastermojo (08/28/2013) [-]
I can't believe i looked this up
User avatar #1 - skypatrol (08/28/2013) [-]
I would then just go lay on the floor and do my business
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