You can't be serious. . It was for putting in mattresses for monks as an anti- masturbation sound trigger Ta i the me points.. It wasn't for that EXACT use, but Mr Kellogg did make them to prevent masturbation, so whenever some guy got a boner, he'd think, " it, I'll go eat some co
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You can't be serious

It was for putting
in mattresses for
monks as an anti-
masturbation
sound trigger
Ta i the me points.
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#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
It wasn't for that EXACT use, but Mr Kellogg did make them to prevent masturbation, so whenever some guy got a boner, he'd think, " **** it, I'll go eat some corn flakes instead".
#9 - cornflakeslover (08/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
****					 yeah. I love cornflakes and masturbating.   
gif not really related, but my username is
**** yeah. I love cornflakes and masturbating.
gif not really related, but my username is
#11 - theluppijackal (08/28/2013) [+] (6 replies)
#14 - atangytaco ONLINE (08/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #5 - thrithas (08/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
source?
#8 to #6 - valtene ONLINE (08/28/2013) [-]
cornflakes
#3 - kisushima (08/28/2013) [-]
Someone didn't give a **** , made a spillage and created Frosted Flakes.
User avatar #32 - elcreepo (08/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
It wasn't exactly for that, but that is partially right. Kellogg was a seventh-day adventist who believed firmly that masturbation was one of the worst sins imaginable, thinking it would cause everything from leprosy to epilepsy. He also thought sex even in marriage was bad and never touched his wife.

In order to curb the sexual desires of his patients at a sanatorium, he promoted a strict vegetarian diet, and when he discovered corn flakes, he added them as a 'crucial' part of the diet that would control the patient's sexual appetite and potentially cure him from the "health hazards" of having sex.

Really ****** up when you think of it.
#20 - optimussum (08/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I eat Cornflakes and masturbate    
   
Usually at the same time   
   
 Sauce is Oruchuban Ebichu
I eat Cornflakes and masturbate

Usually at the same time

Sauce is Oruchuban Ebichu
User avatar #21 to #20 - galkawhm (08/29/2013) [-]
Be careful with the milk
#41 - zamppaz (08/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
anyone mind telling me what's the show called?
#43 to #41 - elyiia (08/29/2013) [-]
QI, it's really funny and educational at the same time.
User avatar #38 - hamsterball (08/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Boring Cornflakes - The Young Ones - BBC Related
User avatar #10 - iamtheceej (08/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I have learned more from QI than my school.
#49 - xbrostotheendx (08/29/2013) [-]
I learned something today that i coud have probably lived and died without needing to know
User avatar #47 - eldasero (08/29/2013) [-]
"This idea for corn flakes began by accident when Kellogg and his younger brother, Will Keith Kellogg, left some cooked wheat to sit while they attended to some pressing matters at the sanitarium. When they returned, they found that the wheat had gone stale, but being on a strict budget, they decided to continue to process it by forcing it through rollers, hoping to obtain long sheets of the dough. To their surprise, what they found instead were flakes, which they toasted and served to their patients"

LIES
User avatar #27 - wastelandgunner ONLINE (08/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Don't forget to rub them furiously on your dick before you eat them.
#4 - mastermojo (08/28/2013) [-]
I can't believe i looked this up
User avatar #1 - skypatrol (08/28/2013) [-]
I would then just go lay on the floor and do my business
User avatar #30 - whitenerdy (08/29/2013) [-]
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