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Who would win in a fight part 5 robocop

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User avatar #12 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2013) [-]
Okay, because so many people are trying to cheat with this, we'll make a recap

Nobody gets any assistance, regardless of canon. All they get is what they carry on their bodies when they KNOW ****** about to go down in its most pristine condition. Batman gets his gadgets (but not his batmobile), Vader his lightsaber (but not his fleet), Predator his tools (but not his ship), so on, so fourth

Now, on to the next point, NONE of them are OP, they all have weaknesses even at maximum power. If Batman gets prep time, ALL of them get prep time (and considering these are some of the most dangerious people in comics, you can be damn sure they're going to use it).

Terminator is a machine, and while superior to humans, is subject to mechanical limitations

Predator, while with great tech, skill, and superior to humans, is still mortal

Batman, despite his intellect and skill, is still human; a shot through the heart or well placed brick to the head will still kill him (No, his willpower will not save him from brain-damage, I don't give a **** what the fanboys say)

Wolverine, while being able to heal from nearly any wound, is still subjected to problems above; he CAN get tired, and his healing factor can be slowed if he is wounded too much, too deeply, or too many to the point he nearly dies (as he has before)

Hellboy, while a mage and superior to humans in nearly every way, is actually a horrible fighter. He's the only one in the group not TRAINED to be a warrior, and so his techniques are very crude and he relies mostly on instinct and sheer strength (and magic powers) when fighting

Dredd, while Dredd, is mortal. The law cannot win all the time

Vader's force powers do not make him a god. There have been many much stronger than him who have been felled by much less than a stab wound. And he is ALSO still human subjected to human limitations. Chill the **** out

Sin-City guy...eh, he's human. Badass, but nothing special about him

Robo-Cop is dead
User avatar #21 to #12 - heartlessrobot (08/29/2013) [-]
Wolverine is actually found to be all but immortal. His entire body would have to be dissolved for his to die, and the Predator is the only one with acid potent enough to do so. So, if the Predator dies, Wolverine wins. And no, they wouldn't be able to salvage the acid from the Predator, as all Predators set their wrist-bomb to self destruct when they are dying.
User avatar #25 to #21 - captainfuckitall (08/29/2013) [-]
And Hellboy is the rightful ruler of Hell, and Predator has a nuke, and Batman is Batman. We've already decided that no one participant is going to be immortal, as that would make it unfair (besides, Wolverine has been beaten before, badly enough so that he was totally incapacitated).

Actually they would, as the Predator has Base blood in order to counter the Aliens acidic blood, which means any weapon that goes through him becomes rusted and useless (as well as skin becoming festered and sore), luckily they're not all fighting at the same time

Predator does not have his wrist-bomb, as there cannot be any 'insta-defense' or 'insta-kill'
User avatar #31 to #25 - heartlessrobot (08/29/2013) [-]
You just took out half of the Predators arsenal, seeing as how their weapons are incredibly efficient at killing, making most of them instakills. Shoulder cannon, spear gun, and the maul. www.neoseeker.com/forums/20553/t545413-weapons-equiptment/ these aren't all of the weapons, but it's a decent list.
User avatar #32 to #31 - captainfuckitall (08/29/2013) [-]
Actually, no I didn't. All those weapons you have stated are not instakills, as they require either skill, technique, strength, or prowess to use properly. A nuke is just a nuke, anyone can use it and it kills everything (including you). Saying a Predators maul is an instakill is like saying Vader's lightsaber is an insta-kill, it's not because he actually has to TRY in order to kill you, a nuke is just a nuke
User avatar #35 to #32 - instakill (08/29/2013) [-]
god damn, you like using my name don't you?
User avatar #33 to #32 - heartlessrobot (08/29/2013) [-]
Well, the Shoulder cannon has lock-on, high speed energy blasts, and can take out a tank in a single shot, but I see your point.
User avatar #34 to #33 - captainfuckitall (08/29/2013) [-]
He's also fighting robots more powerful than tanks, regenerators, the smartest men on earth, a Demon, and a Sith Lord

I think he deserves it
User avatar #36 to #34 - heartlessrobot (08/29/2013) [-]
Well, the predator can regenerate from any non-lethal wound, including dismemberment.
User avatar #37 to #36 - captainfuckitall (08/30/2013) [-]
But he can only do it X amount of times per hunt, as he uses stim packs to do so
User avatar #13 to #12 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2013) [-]
It should also be noted that every participant is at their prime. Terminator is fully functioning, Batman has full prep time, Predator is the highest rank, so on, so fourth

Terminator does not feel pain, he is cool, calculating, and always chooses the most efficient route in killing. He knows the perfect ways to kill an average human in nearly every situation; and is an expert in every weapon, vehicle, so on so fourth. He is literally a killing machine, designed to be the best at what he does (not to mention his sheer level of strength and endurance)

Predator comes from a culture where war and hunting are life. He is VERY smart (uses prep time as well as Batman and can assess the strengths/weaknesses of his prey easily) and has a massive advantage using his technology that the beings he is fighting are unfamiliar with. He is also the stealthiest there (No, Batman is not more stealthy than an invisible hunter who has advances senses and makes no sound, shut the **** up) and has physical abilities far above Olympian levels

Batman is one of the smartest people present, he is described as the perfect human in terms of physical ability, stealth, wit, and general knowledge. He has gadgets for nearly every situation (although no prior knowledge of those he's fighting), and his iron willpower alone make him a force to be reckoned with

Wolverine's senses are far beyond that of a normal human, and his healing factor allows him to regenerate from some of the worst wounds (due to this same factor, he also has super stamina, endurance, strength, so on, so fourth) and his skeleton is nearly unbreakable, his claws being far sharper than any blade any other character could whip out. Likewise, he has been in multiple wars, is a master strategist, and has hundreds of years of experience in all forms of combat and warfare. Think: Sun Tzu on steroids

Dredd is Dredd

Marv's advantages have already been stated above. Most badass human ever
User avatar #14 to #13 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2013) [-]
Hellboy is a Demon with strength, endurance, and speed far above Olympian levels. He also sports a healing factor greater than Wolverines, and his main weapon (his fist) is nearly unbreakable and able to withstand any damage an earthly weapon could dish out. As if that wasn't enough, he is also a master mage and Occultist, being an expert in Pyromancy, Necromancy, Summonings, Enchantings, Rituals, Words of Power, and his experience with the paranormal have given him wisdom as to taking down unusual opponents

Vader, well, I'm sure I don't have to go into much detail. He has the force (think: Super-Telekinesis), has a lightsaber able to slice through most materials like butter, has a robotic body (although while this makes him stronger and more endurant, also makes him slow and clunky), and also has his fair share of combat experience and intelligence (although these tend to take a back seat to his brute level of power)
#26 to #14 - roninskye (08/29/2013) [-]
I disagree with the assessment that Vader's suit makes him "slow and clunky". Remember, these fighters are all at their prime and when Vader was at his prime he was killing off Jedi Masters by the handfuls. In his prime, even with his suit, he was still far faster, more agile, and with quicker reaction speed than any of the Jedi he hunted down during the purge. I also disagree with the assessment that skill and intelligence take a backseat to brute power. Anyone with any combat experience outside of video games and television can tell you that being smart and skillful on a battlefield will beat out sheer force and numbers any day.
User avatar #27 to #26 - captainfuckitall (08/29/2013) [-]
I never said he was slow himself (as his fighting style prevents him from being so), but his suit makes him slower and less agile than he was without it. He had all his limbs cut off and replaced, the suit is far taller than him without it, and he is much broader with it than without it; couldn't you agree that he would naturally have less coordination and reaction? (Imagine it like you trying to write something in calligraphy right now, then use a prosthetic hand with a glove on it and see the result. All the skill in the world will not prevent you from being less coordinated).

I never said that skill and intelligence take a back seat either, I said HIS level of intelligence and strategy is not shown as much as it is in the others due to his level of brute strength. Similar to Peter Parker's intelligence being downplayed due to his powers and Batman's being overplayed due to his lack of
#28 to #27 - roninskye (08/29/2013) [-]
I did misread the second part, you'll have to excuse me for that. I stand firm that his agility and speed were not really hindered by his suit though. The fact that he's been in it for so long and his relationship with the force means that he could easily learn to feel the suit and the prosthetic limbs as if they were his natural body. That's one reason why I feel his force abilities put him above most of the combatants in this comparison. It's just too hard to look past it.
User avatar #29 to #28 - captainfuckitall (08/29/2013) [-]
His force powers put him no higher above others than Wolverine's regeneration or Hellboy's magic

I say he's less agile simply because (at least to me) it's obvious. When he was a Jedi he integrated a lot of acrobatics and jumps into his fighting style, he had too (due to his form 5 fighting, which brings the fight to your opponent, he used both hands on his saber and thus had a harder time maneuvering his blade to block, so he compensated by incorporating acrobatics into his techniques). However, after his procedure putting him into the suit, he didn't jump around or dodge anywhere near as much, even his fighting (when compared to without the suit and in it) became slower and his swings had longer arches.

Now again, I'm not saying he's slow. He can levitate and use the force to modify his speed and reaction (thus enabling him to catch bullets as he did with Han), however, NATURALLY, he just seems to be slower and less agile
User avatar #19 - autoflame (08/28/2013) [-]
I called it, Hellboy rocks.
#6 - pjers (08/28/2013) [-]
hello team Dredd here, eletroknuks 30'000volt punch tazer standard issue.

oh and Vadar's mind controll only works on the weak minded & I don't think anyone on here qualifys as weak minded
User avatar #3 - married (08/28/2013) [-]
Good work though keep it up
User avatar #2 - married (08/28/2013) [-]
Where are you getting these numbers?
User avatar #4 to #2 - iamabunwolf (08/28/2013) [-]
mostly IMFDB
User avatar #5 to #4 - married (08/28/2013) [-]
Good enough for me
#15 - scooba (08/28/2013) [-]
Let me save you a lot of time.  Batman.
Let me save you a lot of time. Batman.
User avatar #20 to #15 - heartlessrobot (08/29/2013) [-]
Batman wouldn't be able to do jack **** against The Terminator, The Predator, Darth Vader, Wolverine, or Hellboy.
User avatar #30 to #24 - heartlessrobot (08/29/2013) [-]
Except not even bullets could put down the terminator, so his fists and batarangs wouldn't do **** , the Predator can go invisible and is like an alien batman but 10x better, Darth Vader could just choke him to death, Wolverine is all but immortal, and Hellboy is all but immortal.
User avatar #38 - zionsype (09/02/2013) [-]
Robocop vs Marv:
Robocop would win simply because Marv carries around about 1 gun with maybe 2 clips of ammo and cannot punch through metal.
Robocop can kill marv with his gun or wrist blade easily, and would even win in a fist fight simply because he wouldn't be damaged at all by marv.
User avatar #16 - thewilder (08/28/2013) [-]
I don't know about some of those. Think Marv has a chance to take robocop, I mean he doesn't really care about pain and as you yourself stated, he is stronger than robocop, so considering the fact it is mostly going to come up to close range fight, Marv would get him.

And Vader could totaly own Robocop. One lightsaber throw and the guy is done
User avatar #17 to #16 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2013) [-]
Marv is strong, but he cannot rip apart titanium (or whatever metal Robo-Cop is made out of) with his bare hands
User avatar #18 to #17 - thewilder (08/28/2013) [-]
He could still tackle him, pull his gun out and shoot his face point blank range couple of times. But yeah I guess, you are right. I just feel like its leaning a bit more to Marv.
#10 - Mastaforga (08/28/2013) [-]
This was posted tomorrow
This was posted tomorrow
User avatar #11 to #10 - jesusthegardener (08/28/2013) [-]
maybe, just MAYBE, the ***** lives in a different time zone.

just maybe.
User avatar #8 - asthmetheus (08/28/2013) [-]
Believe it or not bullets or slugs as they're called in star wars canon are more effective against force users than blaster bolts they tend to melt and land on the user unable to deflect them back, but they're much slower, Vader would totally end robocop easily with a well placed saber throw.
User avatar #9 to #8 - asthmetheus (08/28/2013) [-]
That and he's used the force to deflect ******* missiles before.
User avatar #22 to #8 - nervaaurelius (08/29/2013) [-]
Didn't Vader block blaster bolts with his hands though?
User avatar #23 to #22 - asthmetheus (08/29/2013) [-]
Yeah with his crushgaunt right hand, it's imbued with sith alchemy.
User avatar #1 - Leopard (08/28/2013) [-]
tldr please?
#7 to #1 - pjers (08/28/2013) [-]
Robocop sucks.
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