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ladies and gentlemen.
r' realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher en fire when
she was eleven, and kept a persin alive in a jar for a ‘year when she was
fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is pne of the
brightest and strongest witches pf her era. If she came at me, even
wandless, I weild operate to Neptune get away: from her.
Hermione Granger alse:
he punched Drape Malfoy in the nese for being an idiot
he purposefully performed a charm on whatserface WHILE HE
WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is ******* dangerous)
am literally pulled a ******* Bourne Identity en her parents and managed to
set them up in ******* Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that
she NEVER BUSTED wtf that' s ******* DD?)
up Convinced the Ministry of Magic give her an incredibly dangerous and
volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES ( just
because she was smart, literally, that is the reasen, her "potential")
it Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear
to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out plot
with Harry
am Hermione also figures out not only what 1/ claymores plan is, but
generally how beat it, WAY BEFORE EVER DUES. Why?
because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than
everybody else
in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that' s
why he wants kill her so bad.
Can we behave this series with hermione as the protagonist.
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Fewer of Research and Deductive
Reasoning Make Sure Harry Didn' t Die"
Hermione Granger and "That time I figured **** out and literally ended up petrified
for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure put that I had the research en
Hermione Granger and "That Time I was a Time Lord"
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved
Harry' s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died
Without Me."
Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was tee emo actually do **** so I did
**** in his name because I am the pewee behind the throne clearly also PS fought
evil deatheaters and won"
Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry abaut the Dangers of Copying off
somebody' s else' s work that wasn' t mine and (DH I WAS RIGHT"
Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do
and we ended up wandering the forests pf dean for like 5 months before saving his
ass at Hogwarts"
OH LEIGH: I WAS RIGHT
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#19 - manicekman (08/28/2013) [-]
It´s kinda hot, if she means this wand.
#5 - pentol ONLINE (08/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Rowling stated in an interview that Hermione was a convenient character to write for, just because she could always know the solution to something, and have the right info.
in short, Hermione is the Deus Ex Machina of the HP universe, every year.
#32 - drtennant (08/28/2013) [+] (8 replies)
"Oh look Hermione saved Dumbledore and Dobby!" said nobody ever.
"Oh look Hermione saved Dumbledore and Dobby!" said nobody ever.
#39 to #33 - saxong (08/28/2013) [-]
Dobby started his life as a slave with no prospects or hope whatsoever, got freed by being an obscenely decent person (yes he's a 						*******					 person) and spent the rest of his free life doing exactly what he felt was necessary to repay the man who turned his life from living hell into a life of infinite possibility.  He may have given his life to save Harry but if not for Harry he never would have lived.   
   
   
Don't you ever say Dobby didn't get far in life.
Dobby started his life as a slave with no prospects or hope whatsoever, got freed by being an obscenely decent person (yes he's a ******* person) and spent the rest of his free life doing exactly what he felt was necessary to repay the man who turned his life from living hell into a life of infinite possibility. He may have given his life to save Harry but if not for Harry he never would have lived.


Don't you ever say Dobby didn't get far in life.
#16 - Jesusnipples (08/28/2013) [-]
I didn't remember the jar thing she did, so I looked it up and apparently in the Goblet of Fire, she 						*******					 kidnapped Rita Skeeter (the bitchy reporter who could evidently turn into a beetle) and held her in a jar for a year just for 						*****					 and giggles.   
   
I'm gonna have to go read the book again now
I didn't remember the jar thing she did, so I looked it up and apparently in the Goblet of Fire, she ******* kidnapped Rita Skeeter (the bitchy reporter who could evidently turn into a beetle) and held her in a jar for a year just for ***** and giggles.

I'm gonna have to go read the book again now
#14 - vaginismus (08/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Hermione once forgot she's a witch that can perform magic. HOW THE HELL DO YOU FORGET A THING LIKE THAT?!
Hermione once forgot she's a witch that can perform magic. HOW THE HELL DO YOU FORGET A THING LIKE THAT?!
#10 - timelordeternal (08/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That Time I Was a Time Lord.
That Time I Was a Time Lord.
#37 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (08/28/2013) [-]
or you know, harry didn't want Hermonie to hurt Ron in an emotional fit?
#40 - overlordantares (08/28/2013) [-]
LeviOsaaaaaaa
LeviOsaaaaaaa
#24 - broorb (08/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
kept a person alive in a jar? what? when?
#27 to #24 - nubbyn (08/28/2013) [-]
She kept that one reporter in a jar as a beetle as blackmail
User avatar #11 - assdoreponyfucker (08/28/2013) [-]
Bonus points for emma watson
#80 - zapperbaconz (08/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I think shes getting more attention then someone else would because shes a girl and a pretty one
User avatar #81 to #80 - emokoneko (08/29/2013) [-]
She freakin' punched Malfoy. She is a genius, unmatched probably by even most if not all the teachers at Hogwarts in intelligence and potential. I liked Hermione a lot in the books, and she was described as bushy-haired, buck-teethed, not generally attractive. The thing is, she's smart and bad ass even before she's pretty in the series.
#65 - ripgeckosncherios (08/28/2013) [+] (6 replies)
What person did she keep in a jar for 1 year o_O
User avatar #72 to #65 - fishtacos (08/28/2013) [-]
It was Rita Skeeter, but she didn't keep her in a jar for a year, she caught Rita Skeeter in a jar and threatened to reveal how Rita was a) an unregistered animagus and b) that she was using the skill she had to spy on everyone in order to get dirt on them if she didn't stop writing for a year.
User avatar #97 - McFuckUp (08/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The people who don't get the jar reference have only watched the movies.

bloody peasants
#58 - acidtroll (08/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
this is no average harry potter.
User avatar #59 to #58 - arthurmitchell (08/28/2013) [-]
Bro, do you even leviosa?
#42 - randombitches (08/28/2013) [-]
Harry Potter DH - Ron Returns Source
#38 - darthtorn (08/28/2013) [-]
For those who want to read about Hermione being awesome, there is a fanfic that does that, yes, it includes the power of deductive reasoning? The best part? She is still in the first year. FJs, go and google, Method's of Rationality
www.fanfiction.net/s/5782108/1/Harry-Potter-and-the-Methods-of-Rationality
And
hpmor.com/
User avatar #17 - jammythemadman (08/28/2013) [-]
HOLY CRICKET! You're Harry Potter!
User avatar #96 - kangaroorat (08/29/2013) [-]
I want to see a version where Hermione turns out to be the antagonist. How kickass would that be?
User avatar #55 - shunkahawolf (08/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
wait who did she keep alive in a jar?
User avatar #48 - nodaddynoo (08/28/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Overrated slut is overrated. Also **** all of you.
#57 to #48 - redheadblackhead (08/28/2013) [-]
I think legitimately no joke every person on this site would faint if they saw Hermione appear in front of them... This site should change its name to Grangerjunk. I personally think she was a great character .
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