My favorite book. . 86 De 'nesho Diamond I smiled at her. "Alright, I 'll do it" Really?" Yeah," I said, kwan. If black people could read. This is what they would be reading.
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#14 - I Am Monkey (08/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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If black people could read. This is what they would be reading.
#4 - ykaliber (08/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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>She slipped her mouth over the head of my dick and vacuumed sucked that ********** until I could feel my nut rise from the sac of my balls"
#30 - lujan (08/28/2013) [+] (9 replies)
#16 - resbiansrock (08/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Written by: Phanact
Written by: Phanact
#8 - xdeathspawnx (08/28/2013) [-]
I didn't know a book as nig as this could ever be published.
I didn't know a book as nig as this could ever be published.
#75 - cosmicapprentice (08/28/2013) [-]
I lost it at "visions of Benjamin Franklin danced in my head"
This made my night, thank you OP.
#101 - DrollHumor (08/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Do you hear that?    
That's the sound of every talented yet unpublished author banging their heads against the wall.
Do you hear that?
That's the sound of every talented yet unpublished author banging their heads against the wall.
User avatar #7 - mistanolan (08/27/2013) [-]
.......what the .......just what the ****
#167 - giinthir (08/28/2013) [-]
I want this book.
I want this book.
User avatar #148 - mysteriouswaiz (08/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I need this book
#165 to #152 - biddo (08/28/2013) [-]
or is this fantasy?
#3 - arena (08/27/2013) [-]
lol what?
lol what?
#112 - triggathepirate (08/28/2013) [-]
Whatt?
Whatt?
#96 - CXJokerXD (08/28/2013) [-]
I don't... I can't even... Where to begin...?
#50 - infinitereaper (08/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"There is even documented evidence of a dude who teleported himself to a different space/time and everybody there was like, Who the hell are you? The guy somehow managed to teleport himself back and supposedly there was a huge party afterword, but nobody knows for sure. So it is definitely possible."   
   
"It is vital for us to constitutes a legal right to attack an "Indian", or pastry."   
   
"After the mysterious appearance of hundreds of sea cucumbers at several beaches near Walters Lake, Ed Trimmels grew a mustache. Coincidence?"   
   
"Yeah. One time I was just sitting outside chilling, and like, my hand moved, and grabbed a cup and I drank water. I wasn't even thirsty. I was a victim to mind control."   
   
I've read some pretty stupid ass books. The above belong to Ghosts/Aliens by Trey Hamburger.   
   
I have to say that the worse book I've ever read though is My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist by Mark Leyner. That piece of 						****					 made me want to puke my heart out. And had an entire chapter without periods, unnecessary spaces, no separation between paragraphs, and no capitalization. just because. It would have killed a grammer nazi.
"There is even documented evidence of a dude who teleported himself to a different space/time and everybody there was like, Who the hell are you? The guy somehow managed to teleport himself back and supposedly there was a huge party afterword, but nobody knows for sure. So it is definitely possible."

"It is vital for us to constitutes a legal right to attack an "Indian", or pastry."

"After the mysterious appearance of hundreds of sea cucumbers at several beaches near Walters Lake, Ed Trimmels grew a mustache. Coincidence?"

"Yeah. One time I was just sitting outside chilling, and like, my hand moved, and grabbed a cup and I drank water. I wasn't even thirsty. I was a victim to mind control."

I've read some pretty stupid ass books. The above belong to Ghosts/Aliens by Trey Hamburger.

I have to say that the worse book I've ever read though is My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist by Mark Leyner. That piece of **** made me want to puke my heart out. And had an entire chapter without periods, unnecessary spaces, no separation between paragraphs, and no capitalization. just because. It would have killed a grammer nazi.
User avatar #5 - captainkwilis (08/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Book title, anyone?
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