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CHAN . Otha D Anonymous ) 09 at No_ 16002326
t back from the strangest game
t was med to a party by a Mend o? a mend, and rt wasnt t awed there that t found out that my
Mend had somethang come up and wouldnt be able to make rt Though t was a hesitant, t dednt
want to be rude to the Mend w my Mend, so t knew t had to stay at least tor a poms length starme
The reason t was certant was because (ms Mend was a wand Wand tn the hot
Topa sense, where t was rebranded Ma overweight whenever t saw hrm Wand tn the
poem: sense, where he would ocasionally stop tn the maddie Ma sentence, the
distance and say Mew rhyming was aboutthe dark nature atthe universe, and then go backto hrs
sentence as 'there had been no interrupting
twas hesitant
was deterrent trout what t expected, sence when t was lead rato the Mug was only two
other people there t had been expecting an Mitre assembly , butthert was only a young
man and a young woman stony on a red
The most obious feature about the young man was not hrs pale ace, tong black haw, black eyeliner
and mascara, black clothes, or even the odd symbol tattooed tn the center Mm: forehead, Dunne
leash that he held He had a leather leash, attached to a around the gatt' s neck
D Anonymous / 20/ 11( Sat) as No 16002336
she had had been bleached mute, and rt tanked Watt, twp, and MSW, as rt rt would
soon start tatting out headace might have been attractive, once, perhaps, but there was too
much makeup, and a hollow expression that haled you at once wrth both my and despair
My eyes, the Mme bastards that they are, tattooed heathen neck down to her
substances cleavage, and aurther down to her exposed mutt, and that' s when t that she
and the young man were wearing the same exact ought My eyes darted between the two of
them, checking to see that the young man was even wearing the same kneehigh boots, the
same '/ thes,' taht black spandex pants
The mend of my mend Introduced us immedately "[My Name],' he sad to me, 'ths o Mouton (F
The man who called hammett Mouton stood up, and extended a hand covered tn was and
bracelets "Mesmerizing," He sad, and t took that as Mom t shook hrs hand, and
hrs eyes widened the moment made contact, as fl had stung hrm He held onto my
hand though, and alter an extremely tour seconds, he sad "You have a
aura t take you (F
Alter tawny go of my hand, he turned to my mend of a mend, and sad ", what shall
we play Maya"
D Anonymous 08/ ( Sat) 09 as No 15002350
whom t had thought was named Thomas, sad that we should wart to
see rt anyone else arrived we' d wart he mom preparing refreshments, and then we would
start He then went om the krachen, lawng me wrth the young man and woman
t baked at the young woman, realing that t hadnt been introduced to her, and was about to ask
her name Mouton cut me or, by asking me what t thought about enmity
Alter a baret moment, Hus! sad t try not to thank about rt
He started to laugh Not a laugh t had been expecting tom hrs normar vows
t was arisen harsh laugh, as rthe were tryong to cough up hrs lungs wrth each sudden blast t
was actually repulsed to watch hrm laugh take that, but when he mom, he dednt bothered
acknowledge my took but Instead smited "Yes, the enmity oodeath o a harsh
subject, the only true enmity there o oh, how we all try to not dwell upon the deepest enmity,
that warch tears the mud and damn the soul t knew t trkid you, yes t dd (F
wave aweek smite Hopefully, (ms was some , and must trkid to dress funny and
pretend he was the creepiest person tn the whole world, and that tn a moment he would reveal
that he' sjust a normar guy and to be able to spend the evening tn a normar Tasman
He then asked me what t thought about love
D Anonymous / 20/ 11( Sat) so No 16002363
t pretended to thank about the question, but Instead t thought about how to amd answering rt
The simpcest sitution came rato my head utmost instanity, and t asked hrm what he thought
about rt
Perhaps the greatest mistake of my trde He began a speech, one the may have been rehearsed,
about hrs mews on tore Hus! stared at hrm, humming the Power Rangers theme tn my head,
hoping that t cow preserve some sense of my sanity
tore o not actuation, rt o an existence, but not one that actually exam
so so POWER RANGERS"
when death and darkness truly meet, then there and only there does true tore really (F
so so POWER RANGERS
Just how Descartes pr d that somethang cant mines, tore o unable
to thank, and thus cannot
MIGHTY MORPHIN' POWER RAN-'
Thankfully, mote thousandth or Somme that t repeated my mantra, returned,
carrying a tray wrth a patcher of rce tea and two bowls rtchris Mouton, who mistook me wrung
my childhood reside my head tor hrs speech, apologies tor mung to cut rt short, sence
he was now
He yanked on the leash and without award the gm stood up, poured aghast ohm tea, handed rt
to mm, and sat back down
Do you Catan?" Mouton asked me
D Anonymous / 20/ 11( Sat) an No 16002376
l repeated, confused
An Instant tater, had taken the box containing Settlers Yucatan owns shew,
showing rt to me Yes, t had played rt once mime, and told hrm so
Excellent show be Murchison game tor tonght fatwa's feet that rt o best played
wrth three people, Mouton sad, deep rato the couch
Ltteer But there' s tour of us (F
Mouton‘: eyes widened "No There o only three
He stood up, yanking the leash as he dd so, and the gm gave a small cry nosurprise and pan
the gm behind hrm, he went rato adulterant room, closed the door, and started shouting
at her
HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU PRETEND TO BE HUMAN HOW ******* DARE YOU
t SWEAR t WILL KILL w
so, what color do you want to be?' asked me, acting as rt nothong was happening
t stared at hrm Mouton continued to scream at the gut, and the stance arthro the trung room
continued , alter at the door, whispered, "t know t' s deterrent,
but t' s Just how they choose to express themseves Just take you might hold agat' s hand, he
chooses to hold a leash to not all , really (F
nae," t sad, praking a nace, happy color
D Anonymous no No 16002389
Mouton and the gut returned am a few minutes, and both ofthem had black hues down than
cheeks, sans that tears had been shed They sat down on the couch, and not by my chums
but by hrs chews of pants) t saw that he had an electron, and he made no attempt at hrrnng rt
was at the pom! where Hus! wanted the nght to end, to end tn away that t wouldnt
sociopath and have hrm me home and gut me mute t stem t began to unpackers board
precis and place them on the come table, but Mouton asked me to stop
t have a better table," he sad dumpty
wrth a sharp yank atthe leash, the gut stood up, and then lad down on the table she retatrded
there, her pale, tat belly exposed, and t dumpty stared down at her
began to arrange the board precis For those that dont know, Settlers ottavan
uses hexagonal Utes (wrth iid% rent kinds outand warch each produce ad% rent kand of
resource [except tor the desert, warch produces are placed arthro Mums
water and boats Made out own cardboard. rt had a hard trmo staying tn place on
most tables, and ths table was tryong but Mhog to keep tom
quckly ran out of room, mung started rather tow on her abdomen, and Mouton
casually towered her pants, to a pom! where t at the shame that she apparently dednt she was
perhaps a grnjte centimeter away tom hang completely exposed t opened my mouth to
protest, but t that Mouton was now breathing rather hard, rather quckly hrs eyes were
Mae, wrte to the pom! where t was scanning the room tom somethang that t cow bludgeon
hrm wrth tn order to protect myself
D Anonymous ( Sat) 10 M No 16002400
The moment passed, and we each teamed our settlement and road precis We selected where
to place our not two settlements, wrth sight d@ culty comm] tom how our table was shivering
Alter restrung our not resource cards, we began to play
Settlers Yucatan rs a game where you compete to hunt! settlements and roads, obtain
and turn settlements rato mites tn order's do so, you need resource cards,
warch come tn 5 , warch need to be combined tn specfic ways For example,
creates a road, and gets you a development card
Resources are generated by mung settlements placed tn the outand has Each
and trde has a number between , and on each turn the time (not are rolled, and whatever
ands share that number produce a resource, and all settlements that surround that and get that
resource
Players are expected to trade and negotiate, using the resource cards to barterer's the other
players to agame that requets both cooperation and , trust and betrayal, and has
a surprising amount indepth to Is strategy
t dont know why t told you all ths, because none of that mattered
D Anonymous 08/ ) 10 Nty_ 16002418
Hung settlements that gave me good access to wood and buck, t was roads rairity, to
a degree where t managed to actually mama Mouton to a small portion of the board,
hrm wrth my roads Tm: rs somethang that' s rather d@ cult to do, and not entirety a great Risa,
sence the remaining waste hrs resources and now has a larger aready settle sence
Mouton had no room tor new settlements, hrs only hope was to upgrade hrs settlements rato
cute: and to He was at a heavy , sence he would have tower
settlements to produce resources, but he cow st/ l Wm rthe had excitment luck
He dd not have great luck Slowly but surely, he got more and more upset, as every (me roll
seemed to go against hrm on a poor roll, he would place a hand on the gml' s neck and squeeze
her, choker her t turned to took at hrm more t cow say anythang, he would tet hereo,
lemmon marks on her pale skan
By the trmo t the game was purely between me and , rt was too tate tor me
to remember that t was stony across tom a guy who worshiped death and would probably end
up kong us all rthe an Mouton stead/ y grew more and more malena as the game progressed,
draging hrs ggers rato deterrent parts atthe gut, stapping her, and even hues
across her skan wrth a spiked mg, she dednt protest, and even more remarkably managed to
keep the board tom smug too much
t ddnt know what to do t at take t should do somethang tor the gut, but (ms was somethang that
she wanted t don' t know fl would be doang her a tam fl tet Mouton Wm, preventing hrm tom
taking out hrs on her, or whether she would actually be unhappy that she would ms:
out on a chance to be aurther mistreated
D Anonymous ) 10 "
baked take he would be the wanner of our game, as he had a tar better board
postman However, he dednt took paticularly happy The game was now Just ,
somethang to focus on tn order's ggnore Mouton getting aroused as he kept abusing the gut
As t trod to amd tocking at her, t dednt ream tor we some trmo that the gut was hushed she
was stead/ y dosing control other breathing, and the board became more and more messy as
she becoming more and more aroused
we continued to play, we were dumpty gotta; through the mutton: had chatty
won, and we were Just warring tor hrm to obtain the tn gatory porno to hush the game t was
making poor trades dumpty so he would get the resources he needed, but tuck wasnt procuring
what we needed
Preatty, alter what at take years (though rt had barely been an hour and a ham, he Matty
managed to Wm the game There was a baret murmur , and then Mouton,
unable to contain hrs , spread apart the gml' s legs and then slapped her as hard as he
cow on her Her abdomen spasmed upwards, sendung the precis everywhere
D Anonymous ) 10 no No 16002437
As she began to Catherine precis up who Mouton and organized them reside the
box, t set the alarm on my phone (090 three minutes more quckly replacing rt back rato
my pocket
Once the game was put away, Mouton turned to and told hrm that he deserved a
we tor "You may have hath! two nights," he told hrm, 'you may do as you wait (F
Just as cheerfully accepted, my alarm went or, and t tucked up my phone, stepped
away tom them, and started to hold a quot pretend conversation t then turned back to them,
sayler that t was really sorry, but that t had to leave
dumpty sad that rt was nace that t cow come, but Mouton looked He
stood up, yanked on the leash to fame her to stand, and then armed a krak at the gml' s leg,
making hectate to the carpet Then, as rthe had done nothong atthe sort, he walked memo me,
extended hrs hand, and sad that we dumpty must play swam sometime
wave anelse smite, and then ten the house, tawny the strangest game Ne ever played behind
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User avatar #9 - stuckatwork (08/28/2013) [-]
"Sanguinatus, whom I mistakenly had thought was named Thomas..."

******* lost it.
#1 - teranin ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
this post made me nose my soda
User avatar #44 - bigblacknegro ONLINE (08/28/2013) [-]
>play again
>win
>get girl for two nights
#15 - fjlee (08/28/2013) [-]
this has been by far one of the better reads ive seen on here just because of the power rangers theme song. i can only hope you enjoy this gif as much as i enjoyed your story
this has been by far one of the better reads ive seen on here just because of the power rangers theme song. i can only hope you enjoy this gif as much as i enjoyed your story
#36 - shadew (08/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I cannot stand girls being abused like this at all, even if they like it. Yes I am mad. Yes I am probably overreacting. Yes I probably need to lighten up. Bah...I'm gonna go calm down and go to bed.
#3 - pedocommando (08/27/2013) [-]
Wut
Wut
#53 - nagafever (08/28/2013) [-]
**nagafever rolled a random image posted in comment #93 at Poop ** Hey, my name is Sanguinatus too - erhh, i mean Thomas
#19 - salsawin (08/28/2013) [-]
MFW
MFW
#21 - angelusprimus (08/28/2013) [-]
One of my friends is into **** poli relationships.
You don't know whats weird until you are sitting on the couch, your feet resting on the topless skinny girl who is on all fours while topless overweight girl is rubbing them for you.
And your friend is acting like its completely normal situation and you are having beers and watching tv while talking about work.
User avatar #5 - guiguito (08/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
seeing that scene, i would simply run like **** .
#4 - devout feminist (08/27/2013) [-]
What in the name of mother of **** did I just read about.
#28 - trill (08/28/2013) [-]
OP during the song.
OP during the song.
#8 - AreyouSerious (08/28/2013) [-]
MFW if i saw this guy
#29 - kwizzer (08/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Sounds cute 'n interesting :3

Wish I could have witnessed this scene myself >.<
User avatar #52 to #29 - basilbrush (08/28/2013) [-]
Go back to Myspace.
User avatar #25 - MoparMan (08/28/2013) [-]
MIGHTY MORPHIN' POWER RANGERS!
#11 - risenn (08/28/2013) [-]
I ******* lost my **** at the power rangers part.
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