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#12 - fuckedbyapony
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(08/27/2013) [-]
#207 to #12 - macbookfan
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(08/28/2013) [-]
Parenting 101
#211 to #12 - miniwilliam
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(08/28/2013) [-]
What ******* parents just look at their boy getting a girlfriend and say "GEE BILLY, YOU'RE PROBABLY A RAPIST AIN'T YA!?"
#264 to #211 - lordkyzer ONLINE
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(08/28/2013) [-]
texas
#4 - xazerby
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(08/27/2013) [-]
Awesome story. Take my thumb, sir.
Awesome story. Take my thumb, sir.
#152 - spacepieyum
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(08/28/2013) [-]
Anyone else?
#362 to #152 - axeaddonis
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(08/28/2013) [-]
As I was reading I kept picturing the girl as Hanako.
#304 to #152 - jibb
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(08/28/2013) [-]
Yesss
#160 to #152 - Funnypocalypse
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(08/28/2013) [-]
Yes, I thought of her for the whole story...
#229 to #152 - shatt
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(08/28/2013) [-]
goddammit if the story ended with a hanako troll ending, i had read it before so i knew it didnt but if it ******* did
#162 to #152 - DremoraValkynaz
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(08/28/2013) [-]
Instantly thought of Hanako too
#112 - sportsmaniac
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(08/28/2013) [-]
I don't even care that it's a repost. Still a great read.

Makes me think of her every time.
#138 to #112 - benjiii
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(08/28/2013) [-]
i did to!
#51 - MCmc
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(08/28/2013) [-]
******* awesome. good story. good read.
but dude shouldn't feel beta for "im not going to try anything" its called some goddamn respect for a girl in a bad situation.
#40 - mrcowll
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(08/28/2013) [-]
God ******* Damnit Man. Warn me next time before the feels.
God ******* Damnit Man. Warn me next time before the feels.
#380 to #40 - anon
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(08/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm with this guy. It was a really nice story but I was waiting for spaghetti monster or something.
#170 - pacmanwakkawakka
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(08/28/2013) [-]
#135 - kaboozle123
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(08/28/2013) [-]
dude you have no idea how much this makes me smile, my face is stuck in a permanent frown but every once in awhile, usually when i'm listening to music that makes my soul fly in the ******* clouds, where i smile so big so much that my face hurts. you sir have caused another of these moments and that's hard to do.   
   
you reminded me of my first kiss, cuddling on the couch watching tomb raider, first time having a girlfriend, first time being in love. i'm a beta faggot and she's almost asleep and an adorable 11/10 and i kiss her cheek and i freak out everytime i do. when it came time to leave i went to the door (i was like 14) and she followed me. we hugged each other in the middle of the room, man i have to tell you she was warm, like that warm that when you hug them it makes your heart feel warm. and then she looked me in the eyes and kissed me, and i kissed here.   
   
and it was beautiful   
   
didn't sleep that night, was so ******* jacked up and excited. you made me remember my innocence OP and reminded me of cute adorable shy girls. for what you did sir you are a gentleman and a scholar. i hope you guys are together forever and that you can ride out the tough times.   
   
TLDR OP made me feel like i was 14 again being in love for the first time
dude you have no idea how much this makes me smile, my face is stuck in a permanent frown but every once in awhile, usually when i'm listening to music that makes my soul fly in the ******* clouds, where i smile so big so much that my face hurts. you sir have caused another of these moments and that's hard to do.

you reminded me of my first kiss, cuddling on the couch watching tomb raider, first time having a girlfriend, first time being in love. i'm a beta faggot and she's almost asleep and an adorable 11/10 and i kiss her cheek and i freak out everytime i do. when it came time to leave i went to the door (i was like 14) and she followed me. we hugged each other in the middle of the room, man i have to tell you she was warm, like that warm that when you hug them it makes your heart feel warm. and then she looked me in the eyes and kissed me, and i kissed here.

and it was beautiful

didn't sleep that night, was so ******* jacked up and excited. you made me remember my innocence OP and reminded me of cute adorable shy girls. for what you did sir you are a gentleman and a scholar. i hope you guys are together forever and that you can ride out the tough times.

TLDR OP made me feel like i was 14 again being in love for the first time
#248 to #135 - Lmaoplanes
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(08/28/2013) [-]
TFW I've never had a girlfriend and know nothing of these feelings.

I'm 19.
#383 to #248 - kaboozle123
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(08/28/2013) [-]
dude you will, don't get discouraged just because you haven't found someone yet, just go out there and do things and meet people. you'll find someone
#419 to #383 - Lmaoplanes
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(08/29/2013) [-]
This happened literally last week.

>Go to party, take friends advice of going out and meeting girls
>Don't really talk much at first, friend makes me talk to girl, 8/10, engineering major
>hit it off well, talked for a few minutes.
>time to leave, she rides with us back to campus
>never get her number because too beta
>friends get her number
>Get her number from friends, text her, she never texts back, friend is gonna date her now


....Least I know now to not be too beta to ask for a phone number before its too late....
#420 to #419 - kaboozle123
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(08/29/2013) [-]
try this, go out and do activities and things without friends just by yourself or with a group that you don't know. no one knows you and you can practice, they won't see you again so you can reinvent yourself.   
   
or (and this is what helped me) you can ask a friend to fight you. and do that a few times. just fight your friend and beat the **** out of each other, or start an actual fight club. sounds barbaric right? well it is. it'll bring out your inner alpha male. everything gets the volume turned down, nothing seems as big or important as fighting. you can handle anything. it worked for me, it can work for you
try this, go out and do activities and things without friends just by yourself or with a group that you don't know. no one knows you and you can practice, they won't see you again so you can reinvent yourself.

or (and this is what helped me) you can ask a friend to fight you. and do that a few times. just fight your friend and beat the **** out of each other, or start an actual fight club. sounds barbaric right? well it is. it'll bring out your inner alpha male. everything gets the volume turned down, nothing seems as big or important as fighting. you can handle anything. it worked for me, it can work for you
#423 to #420 - Lmaoplanes
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(08/29/2013) [-]
I'll try and do that man, thanks. Never been too much of a fighter, but when I get angry **** goes down.
#424 to #423 - kaboozle123
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(08/29/2013) [-]
it's not about making yourself a fighter or even winning, it's about knowing you can take what comes at you and knowing that all the **** in your life isn't that hard or isn't that bad
#425 to #424 - Lmaoplanes
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(08/29/2013) [-]
I can take most of what comes at me man, I just don't really socialize because I have a stutter. Its not bad, at times I can speak without ever getting stuck once and other times when I'm nervous or I'm put on the spot (especially around new people) I can barely say a word.

So I'm always self conscious of what people will think of me when I do stutter so I just refrain from talking to anybody.
#256 to #135 - DracoManX
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(08/28/2013) [-]
that little story made me grin (in the words of a poet) "so big so much that my face hurts" thanks man, i was feeling a bit sick and depressed and that made me feel good today, you deserve more thumbs
#228 - chaossniper ONLINE
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(08/28/2013) [-]
i am sure i am not the only one who thoughr of hanako
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#29 - notgabenewell
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(08/28/2013) [-]
>tfw this guy finds the perfect shy girlfriend and i'm just sitting here on FJ