Flaming penis. . Horny? Hallow out a jalapeno and slide your Items inside. A halalling is the same and texture as a vagina and will teal amazing. So let me get this straight, you're telling me to have sex with a hollowpeno hi
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#41 - anon (08/27/2013) [+] (55 replies)
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typing this form the hospie.
**** you
#303 - bobthebean (08/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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What the **** is wrong with you guys. Do 7 different people need to say "Directions unclear, got my dick stuck in a ceiling fan"
#117 - willindor ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
#97 - TurtleOnItsBack (08/27/2013) [-]
So let me get this straight, you're telling me to have sex with a  hollowpeno
So let me get this straight, you're telling me to have sex with a hollowpeno
#222 to #97 - smeckles (08/28/2013) [-]
you bastard
you bastard
#139 to #97 - yoh **User deleted account** (08/27/2013) [-]
#100 to #97 - mrawesomepotato (08/27/2013) [-]
shut up
shut up
#176 - arstya (08/28/2013) [-]
That's hot.
#188 to #187 - arstya (08/28/2013) [-]
Why can't you just give me a break?
#211 to #188 - mance (08/28/2013) [-]
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#189 to #188 - icametocomment (08/28/2013) [-]
God dammit Carlos.
#2 - seemerollin (08/27/2013) [-]
How the hell would anyone fit their penis in that? if you can do that i feel bad for you son.
User avatar #18 to #2 - Gaulli (08/27/2013) [-]
Well there is always inserting it while floppy then getting hard I guess,
#17 to #2 - anon (08/27/2013) [-]
My home grown Jalapenõ's are around 17cm (6.69inch) long and 13(5.11) in diameter so that could homage pretty many penises according to www.howlongismyschlong.com
#36 to #2 - hbk (08/27/2013) [-]
I got 99 problems but a tiny dick ain't one.
#7 - akumamika **User deleted account** (08/27/2013) [-]
With the bonus of experiencing gonorrhea with the burning while you're weeing and the oh got it BURNS!
User avatar #263 to #7 - theexplodingcheez (08/28/2013) [-]
did anyone NOT read that in his voice?
#164 - pedrophile (08/28/2013) [-]
I guess you'd be having hot sex.
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#141 - banette (08/27/2013) [-]
You gave it away in the title

I wanted to see some 12 year olds actually believe you.
User avatar #227 to #141 - swikkid (08/28/2013) [-]
"Wrong hole, nuetron!"
#142 - vissova (08/27/2013) [-]
You ruined it with the title

You ******* idiot.
User avatar #282 to #142 - hammerfell (08/28/2013) [-]
>reading title before content

it's always
content
desc
tags
title

always
User avatar #150 to #142 - kyoutu (08/27/2013) [-]
Nobody will fall for this, it's a joke.

You ******* idiot.
#160 to #150 - Dwarf (08/28/2013) [-]
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#237 to #142 - bobthebean (08/28/2013) [-]
I know, I realized my mistake too late. But then again, some people don't read the title.
#27 - muffintime (08/27/2013) [-]
it would be just like ******* a ginger!

fire crotch
User avatar #34 to #27 - bench ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
are you like 12 years old?
#46 to #34 - iowndemostest (08/27/2013) [-]
Found the ginger.
#45 to #34 - anon (08/27/2013) [-]
Are you? **** you, that was funny.
#47 to #27 - mygfspillow (08/27/2013) [-]
I have never heard this stereo type. Someone explain please.
User avatar #53 to #47 - Jesusnipples (08/27/2013) [-]
Ever heard the expression, "the carpet matches the drapes?"
#54 to #53 - mygfspillow (08/27/2013) [-]
ohhh... hahah. THanks.
User avatar #243 to #53 - niggastolemyname (08/28/2013) [-]
**** i never got that one
#125 - potatophucker (08/27/2013) [-]
Oh god the pain...
User avatar #65 - mrchickencar (08/27/2013) [-]
That sounds really hot.
User avatar #57 - Loppytaffy (08/27/2013) [-]
My thighs shut tight at the thought of that...

And I don't even have a penis.
User avatar #203 to #57 - merrymarvelite (08/28/2013) [-]
You don't need to hollow out the jalapeño, then.
#78 to #57 - raidenkanya (08/27/2013) [-]
No worries, I can give you one.
User avatar #217 to #78 - asianizer (08/28/2013) [-]
Master of romance.
#94 to #78 - nocknockcomein (08/27/2013) [-]
Have my children.
User avatar #199 to #94 - raidenkanya (08/28/2013) [-]
Sure thing, just shout out my mating call and we can go deeper than ever before.
User avatar #88 to #78 - pedocade (08/27/2013) [-]
win 100 time over, u sir are a boss
#5 - lionxroar ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
I will NOT fall for this again!
#198 to #170 - JudasLitl (08/28/2013) [-]
nopenopenopenopenope
nopenopenopenopenope
#225 - SageLeopard (08/28/2013) [-]
Will try, posting results soon.
User avatar #235 to #225 - dreadscythe (08/28/2013) [-]
source?
#236 to #225 - SageLeopard (08/28/2013) [-]
This might have been the worst mistake of my life.
This might have been the worst mistake of my life.
User avatar #241 to #236 - joethebeast (08/28/2013) [-]
details.
#148 - nooooob (08/27/2013) [-]
don't forget to remove the stick
User avatar #185 to #148 - fatspartan (08/28/2013) [-]
I thought the whole idea was to put the stick in...
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