Oh Jake From Statefarm. . I was In the store taday... getting Bender's i rest So I asked for tit) of them... , There were 4 girl teenagers behind me and they st
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Oh Jake From Statefarm

I was In the store taday... getting
Bender's i
rest
So I asked for tit) of them... ,
There were 4 girl teenagers
behind me and they started
laughing.... I turned around
leaked them all in the we and
said 'make that 54' t
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#43 to #10 - anon (08/28/2013) [-]
It doesn't even matter if it's fake. This could be a tumblr post and it wouldn't change anything.
#39 to #10 - nathanthemighty (08/28/2013) [-]
What a twist!
#2 - timelimit (08/27/2013) [-]
"looked them all in the eye"

How many ******* eyes do you have?
0
#3 to #2 - orton **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+1
#4 to #2 - nimaz has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #2 - mitchellking (08/28/2013) [-]
No, no, no. You're looking at it all wrong, they all have one collective eye that they group around.
#37 to #21 - lordpancake (08/28/2013) [-]
Thumb, good sir. I'm curious how long you had to hold onto that. Took me a moment to realize what it was from, now I has to watch again.
User avatar #7 to #2 - traelos (08/27/2013) [-]
2, and a neck that can rotate my head.
#5 - gentlemanpyro (08/27/2013) [-]
"Lol...Laughing on the floor"
#11 to #5 - anon (08/27/2013) [-]
Lol then rolf
#16 to #11 - MacDaed (08/27/2013) [-]
What does anon want with Rolf?
#23 to #11 - xtremedeath (08/28/2013) [-]
i hate when i roll on laughing floors
User avatar #53 to #11 - johnredcorn (08/28/2013) [-]
You dare mock the son of a shepherd?
User avatar #14 - manicekman (08/27/2013) [-]
"Lol...laughing on the floor"
***** we call that ROFL.
User avatar #17 to #14 - richardastley ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
***** , who said anything about rolling?
User avatar #32 to #18 - payseht (08/28/2013) [-]
donno who that is, but got the Limp Biskit one.

Thanks for making me feel old, jackass!
#50 to #32 - adultswimmer (08/28/2013) [-]
hes the guy who "sings" the song "they see me rollin' they hatin"
User avatar #56 to #50 - payseht (08/28/2013) [-]
ooh

know the song, didn't know the artist
User avatar #26 to #17 - WindblownRebel (08/28/2013) [-]
Then it would be "OFL."
User avatar #52 to #26 - johnredcorn (08/28/2013) [-]
Thats awful (pun)
User avatar #54 to #52 - WindblownRebel (08/28/2013) [-]
You're ofl.
#12 - realiwill (08/27/2013) [-]
"Honey who are you buying 50 condoms for?"
"For Jake. From State Farm."
#8 - fuckembucky (08/27/2013) [-]
"Make it 46"
#6 to #1 - izaya ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
#9 - partysloth ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
If Jake was laughing on the floor, he should have said "ROFL", but i guess we can't trust that illiterate piece of 			****		.
If Jake was laughing on the floor, he should have said "ROFL", but i guess we can't trust that illiterate piece of **** .
#57 to #9 - tomcmustang (08/28/2013) [-]
That is terrifying. I am freaking out man.





Yeah you are freaking out....man.
User avatar #27 to #9 - darksideofthebeast (08/28/2013) [-]
How does that make him illiterate?
User avatar #33 - payseht (08/28/2013) [-]
I remember the first time I bought condoms. The chick behind the counter started asking me what kind. I answered with a straight face "The type that can stay on my dick more than in my wallet".
She didn't have any of those
#42 - anon (08/28/2013) [-]
what store are you at where you have to ask for condoms? lol i dont believe it, get it out of here!
User avatar #58 to #42 - reginleif ONLINE (08/28/2013) [-]
It's pretty common for some convenience stores where I'm at to keep their condoms behind the counter.

Then again my neighborhood is ghet
#46 to #44 - adultswimmer (08/28/2013) [-]
lmao... i love these pics.. u got anymore? of different people?
#59 - mrbarks (08/28/2013) [-]
this joke is so 			*******		 old its wrinkles gots wrinkles.
this joke is so ******* old its wrinkles gots wrinkles.
User avatar #22 - zabrakel (08/27/2013) [-]
**zabrakel rolls 46** on the floor laughing
#30 - bourbonbandit (08/28/2013) [-]
my gf hates condoms. i was like sweeeeet untill i realised she probably didnt use them for any of the other guys shes been with.. ****
#51 to #30 - acask (08/28/2013) [-]
**acask rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at I draw when Im bored... **

that only is an issue if they don't wash...
#63 to #51 - dedaluminus (08/28/2013) [-]
You know unless like maybe they have an STD or something   
   
unless you like catching Mongolian Dick Rot
You know unless like maybe they have an STD or something

unless you like catching Mongolian Dick Rot
User avatar #64 to #63 - acask (08/28/2013) [-]
bro i get my bitches tested for **** so i don't need to deal with that
#36 to #30 - werefell (08/28/2013) [-]
That's rough man.
That's rough man.
User avatar #35 - extravix (08/28/2013) [-]
I ******* hate those people that just respond with "ok"
Why don't you go shove that ok up your ass?
User avatar #41 to #35 - thebestpieever (08/28/2013) [-]
But you want people to know that A) You're paying attention and B) You want them to go on. "Go on" or "Proceed" makes you sound like a cunt when you're not speaking with them so they can't hear the inflexion in your voice.
#60 to #35 - Dwarf (08/28/2013) [-]
YOU REMEMBER THIS MOTHER ****** ?!!?!?!?!??!??!
#65 to #35 - anon (08/28/2013) [-]
I hate those people who tell their ******* stories in parts like that when they're texting.

I feel like I have to reply to each part or else I feel like an asshole.
User avatar #34 - marksey (08/28/2013) [-]
I was in the store taday... getting benders, I rest.
So I asked for tit

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#49 to #34 - adultswimmer (08/28/2013) [-]
i asked for tit) of them / i looked them in the we lmao
User avatar #62 - volcanicdiarrhea (08/28/2013) [-]
I can't ******* breathe.
Well done.
User avatar #29 - hamsterball (08/28/2013) [-]
**hamsterball rolls 86** this is how many condoms I buy
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