Oh Jake From Statefarm. . I was In the store taday... getting Bender's i rest So I asked for tit) of them... , There were 4 girl teenagers behind me and they st Oh Jake From Statefarm I was In the store taday getting Bender's i rest So asked for tit) of them There were 4 girl teenagers behind me and they st
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I was In the store taday... getting
Bender's i
rest
So I asked for tit) of them... ,
There were 4 girl teenagers
behind me and they started
laughing.... I turned around
leaked them all in the we and
said 'make that 54' t
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#10 - pappathethird
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#43 to #10 - anon id: 7017fc2b
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(08/28/2013) [-]
It doesn't even matter if it's fake. This could be a tumblr post and it wouldn't change anything.
#39 to #10 - nathanthemighty
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What a twist!
#2 - timelimit
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(08/27/2013) [-]
"looked them all in the eye"

How many ******* eyes do you have?
#3 to #2 - orton **User deleted account**
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#13 to #2 - kingpongthedon
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Enough.
#4 to #2 - nimaz
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User avatar #28 to #2 - mitchellking
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No, no, no. You're looking at it all wrong, they all have one collective eye that they group around.
#21 to #2 - hudis
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#37 to #21 - lordpancake
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(08/28/2013) [-]
Thumb, good sir. I'm curious how long you had to hold onto that. Took me a moment to realize what it was from, now I has to watch again.
User avatar #7 to #2 - traelos
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2, and a neck that can rotate my head.
#1 - nwbballplayer
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User avatar #15 to #1 - justsomeunitedguy
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so?
#6 to #1 - izaya
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#25 to #1 - tylermcall
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#5 - gentlemanpyro
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(08/27/2013) [-]
"Lol...Laughing on the floor"
#11 to #5 - anon id: ebef063a
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(08/27/2013) [-]
Lol then rolf
#16 to #11 - MacDaed
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What does anon want with Rolf?
#55 to #16 - psykobear
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#23 to #11 - xtremedeath
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i hate when i roll on laughing floors
User avatar #53 to #11 - johnredcorn
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(08/28/2013) [-]
You dare mock the son of a shepherd?
#19 - temporaryafrican
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User avatar #14 - manicekman
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"Lol...laughing on the floor"
***** we call that ROFL.
User avatar #17 to #14 - richardastley
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(08/27/2013) [-]
*****, who said anything about rolling?
#18 to #17 - manicekman
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(08/27/2013) [-]
This *****.
User avatar #32 to #18 - payseht
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(08/28/2013) [-]
donno who that is, but got the Limp Biskit one.

Thanks for making me feel old, jackass!
#50 to #32 - adultswimmer
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hes the guy who "sings" the song "they see me rollin' they hatin"
User avatar #56 to #50 - payseht
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ooh

know the song, didn't know the artist
User avatar #45 to #32 - manicekman
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Chamillionaire - Ridin' ft. Krayzie Bone
User avatar #26 to #17 - WindblownRebel
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Then it would be "OFL."
User avatar #52 to #26 - johnredcorn
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Thats awful (pun)
User avatar #54 to #52 - WindblownRebel
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You're ofl.
#31 to #17 - richardwidgen
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#9 - partysloth
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If Jake was laughing on the floor, he should have said "ROFL", but i guess we can't trust that illiterate piece of ****.
If Jake was laughing on the floor, he should have said "ROFL", but i guess we can't trust that illiterate piece of ****.
#57 to #9 - tomcmustang
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That is terrifying. I am freaking out man.





Yeah you are freaking out....man.
User avatar #27 to #9 - darksideofthebeast
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How does that make him illiterate?
User avatar #12 - realiwill
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(08/27/2013) [-]
"Honey who are you buying 50 condoms for?"
"For Jake. From State Farm."
#8 - fuckembucky
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"Make it 46"
User avatar #33 - payseht
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(08/28/2013) [-]
I remember the first time I bought condoms. The chick behind the counter started asking me what kind. I answered with a straight face "The type that can stay on my dick more than in my wallet".
She didn't have any of those