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Oh Jake From Statefarm

I was In the store taday... getting
Bender's i
rest
So I asked for tit) of them... ,
There were 4 girl teenagers
behind me and they started
laughing.... I turned around
leaked them all in the we and
said 'make that 54' t
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Submitted: 08/27/2013
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#10 - pappathethird (08/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#2 - timelimit (08/27/2013) [+] (7 replies)
"looked them all in the eye"

How many ******* eyes do you have?
#1 - nwbballplayer (08/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#5 - gentlemanpyro (08/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
"Lol...Laughing on the floor"
User avatar #14 - manicekman (08/27/2013) [+] (10 replies)
"Lol...laughing on the floor"
***** we call that ROFL.
#9 - partysloth (08/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If Jake was laughing on the floor, he should have said "ROFL", but i guess we can't trust that illiterate piece of 						****					.
If Jake was laughing on the floor, he should have said "ROFL", but i guess we can't trust that illiterate piece of **** .
#12 - realiwill (08/27/2013) [-]
"Honey who are you buying 50 condoms for?"
"For Jake. From State Farm."
#8 - fuckembucky (08/27/2013) [-]
"Make it 46"
User avatar #35 - extravix (08/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I ******* hate those people that just respond with "ok"
Why don't you go shove that ok up your ass?
User avatar #33 - payseht (08/28/2013) [-]
I remember the first time I bought condoms. The chick behind the counter started asking me what kind. I answered with a straight face "The type that can stay on my dick more than in my wallet".
She didn't have any of those
#44 - fukyeahraptorr (08/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#59 - mrbarks (08/28/2013) [-]
this joke is so 						*******					 old its wrinkles gots wrinkles.
this joke is so ******* old its wrinkles gots wrinkles.
#42 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what store are you at where you have to ask for condoms? lol i dont believe it, get it out of here!
#30 - bourbonbandit (08/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
my gf hates condoms. i was like sweeeeet untill i realised she probably didnt use them for any of the other guys shes been with.. ****
User avatar #22 - zabrakel (08/27/2013) [-]
**zabrakel rolls 46** on the floor laughing
User avatar #29 - hamsterball (08/28/2013) [-]
**hamsterball rolls 86** this is how many condoms I buy
#24 - aagottl (08/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You do not ask the people at the register for condoms, they are on a shelf.
#20 - longrustycock (08/27/2013) [-]
Whenever my friends text me something funny I try to keep the joke rolling. I hate it when people say dumb **** like that
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