This is a Lie.. So are the tags. Keep me loggedin. For a second I thought my computer glitched... I'm not clever You are Awesome
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#12 - zomitlu
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(08/27/2013) [-]
It's not a lie. It's you whiny bitches clearing your internet history along with all your cookies and ****
User avatar #154 to #12 - captainginger
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(08/28/2013) [-]
Why are you so angry?
User avatar #73 to #12 - witislimited
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(08/27/2013) [-]
Assumption is the mother of all **** ups.
User avatar #13 to #12 - sabdoor
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(08/27/2013) [-]
I never do, it still happens
User avatar #137 to #13 - oregmes
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(08/28/2013) [-]
i stay logged in no matter what. it only matters if my profile gets erased. why is it only me.
User avatar #95 to #13 - mylazy
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(08/27/2013) [-]
If you keep the screen up and stay inactive long enough it will automatically log you out, but if you exit out of the browser, you should still be logged on when you get back. Just don't keep it up when you aren't using it, and it works just fine.
User avatar #127 to #95 - linktheherooftime
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It doesn't even log me out then. I've gone at least 8 hours having an FJ tab open and it's never logged me off.
#85 to #13 - anon id: ac155078
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(08/27/2013) [-]
I'm in the same boat. Too lazy to log back in for the third time today. Same computer, haven't cleared cookies or cache. Admin needs to fix the option, there..
User avatar #131 to #85 - aesguitar
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(08/28/2013) [-]
Do you let your browser accept cookies? That's how FJ manages that.
#71 to #13 - ripgeckosncherios
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(08/27/2013) [-]
it works for me
User avatar #29 to #13 - funnyrage
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(08/27/2013) [-]
have you logged in while on incognito mode?
User avatar #62 to #29 - sabdoor
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(08/27/2013) [-]
I don't use incognito mode
User avatar #66 to #62 - steamtrolled
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How the **** do you live without worrying about somebody finding out what you look at on the internet?
User avatar #161 to #66 - sabdoor
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Because I frankly don't give a ****. I own up to what I do.
User avatar #75 to #66 - meganinja
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(08/27/2013) [-]
why do you care? I figure if they look up what I look up they'll die from shock, so no worries.
User avatar #20 to #13 - daragon
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Do you acces your account from diffenret pc's?
User avatar #21 to #20 - sabdoor
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(08/27/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #22 to #21 - daragon
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then i can be of no help, sorry.
#87 to #13 - ipooted
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User avatar #2 - biitchy
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(08/27/2013) [-]
For a second I thought my computer glitched...

I'm not clever
#3 to #2 - slumberdonkey [OP]
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(08/27/2013) [-]
Here. Take this.
#5 to #3 - slumberdonkey [OP]
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(08/27/2013) [-]
Oh, i see. Then here.
User avatar #6 to #5 - iliekmennow
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(08/27/2013) [-]
I might use this.
#4 to #3 - biitchy
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User avatar #94 - nosurprise
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(08/27/2013) [-]
I don't understand, I never have any problem with this
User avatar #104 to #94 - bluelight
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(08/28/2013) [-]
mine works fine i never have to log in
User avatar #69 - lutzswartzman
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(08/27/2013) [-]
i cant remember the last time i logged into funnyjunk, i have always been logged in because of that
#102 to #69 - anon id: 095a3a8c
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(08/28/2013) [-]
Same here. Before I deleted my account, I only had to login a handful of times over the three years I had it
#92 - nooooob
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(08/27/2013) [-]
it only happens to me when i log in from different computers
User avatar #96 to #92 - tarekmig
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(08/27/2013) [-]
Or if you use another browser
User avatar #133 to #92 - uneducated
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(08/28/2013) [-]
it also happens to me when for some reason I have to clear my browser history.
User avatar #120 to #92 - joshuaz
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(08/28/2013) [-]
Dude, Thank you.
User avatar #11 - ewowo
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(08/27/2013) [-]
It works, ********. Stop deleting your internet history so often, wankers.
User avatar #86 to #11 - Daemmerung
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It doesn't work for me, and I never delete my history, my cookies, or my cache, nor do I access funnyjunk in incognito mode. Stop making assumptions, dickwad.

Either way, I guess I'm glad I'm not the only one with this problem.
User avatar #162 to #86 - ewowo
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(08/28/2013) [-]
See below.
User avatar #169 to #162 - Daemmerung
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Mine's not set to delete cookies, stop making assumptions. I've used computers way too long for a rookie mistake like that >.> Not to mention, Funnyjunk is the only site that doesn't keep me logged in.
User avatar #170 to #169 - ewowo
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Look it's very simple.

I'm not having this problem. That means the system is ok, but something at your end ins preventing it from functioning. This could your browser settings, firewall, whatever, but it's not FJ.
#25 to #11 - rickyhooverslobes
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(08/27/2013) [-]
Bull **** it works. Mine makes me sign in every god damned day.
User avatar #163 to #25 - ewowo
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(08/28/2013) [-]
See below.
#165 to #163 - rickyhooverslobes
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I dont have cookies set to delete dingle dong. Im not a pleb. I know that.
I dont have cookies set to delete dingle dong. Im not a pleb. I know that.
User avatar #166 to #165 - ewowo
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Say whatever you want, the problem is still at your end.
User avatar #171 to #166 - rickyhooverslobes
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Oh so you live at my house and know how my **** works now? No. It's not on my end. Believe me, I would of noticed by now.
User avatar #172 to #171 - ewowo
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****** the very fact that it works for me proves that the system functions.

If the system functions, something went wrong at your end.
Q.E.D.
User avatar #173 to #172 - rickyhooverslobes
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(08/31/2013) [-]
The **** you calling ******? Dont get edgy on my kiddo.
User avatar #174 to #173 - ewowo
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(08/31/2013) [-]
All get edgy all over your kiddo
User avatar #175 to #174 - rickyhooverslobes
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(09/01/2013) [-]
Im done responding to someone who believes that ALL sounds remotely close to ILL. ******* worthlesss redneck POS.
User avatar #176 to #175 - ewowo
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(09/01/2013) [-]
I actually sound more like a brit. The 'All' was just a brainfart.

Says a lot about you, how much assumptions you make from a single typo.
User avatar #16 to #11 - augustusxxiv
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I dont delete my history (see: Google Chrome incognito) But it still happens.
User avatar #78 to #16 - newforomador
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If your in incognito it only remembers for as long as that window is up. If you close out of the entire window it doesn't matter what site you were logged in to, it logs you out.
User avatar #17 to #16 - ewowo
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(08/27/2013) [-]
Check settings for cookies?
User avatar #18 to #17 - augustusxxiv
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its set to delete cookies. Should I undo that?
User avatar #19 to #18 - ewowo
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Yes. Because that means it will forget you ticked that keep me logged in-box.
User avatar #57 to #16 - jork
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(08/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, if u log in from some else browser or... in this case.. Incognito, it resets. so yeah. deal with it.
User avatar #138 - rubyasshole
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Guys, when I try to report a bug it says I'm banned. My thumbs aren't being counted. Why?
User avatar #139 to #138 - rubyasshole
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It isn't fair. I worked hard for this account, I like it...
User avatar #141 to #139 - theawesomeguy
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(08/28/2013) [-]
Maybe you shouldn't be a ruby asshole
#143 to #141 - rubyasshole
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Comment Picture
User avatar #147 to #138 - vgmddg
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I think a lot of people are having this issue, myself included. I've noticed it's been a thumb wasteland today.
Is this your problem?
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4759544/FunnyJunk+Bug.+IGNORE+THIS/
User avatar #168 to #147 - vgmddg
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Just talked to another person who had this issue 6 months ago. Said it might be a "thumb ban"
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4760506/Jesus/48#48
Do you thumb up or down a lot of comments?
User avatar #167 to #147 - rubyasshole
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Yes, exactly this
#119 - symphoric
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It used to work all the time for me, recently though I have to log in constantly.
User avatar #77 - Nihatclodra
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(08/27/2013) [-]
Works for me.
#105 - freshbakedrolls
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(08/28/2013) [-]
fire fox is usually a bitch about this. Google chrome usually holds it though.


firefox's fw
User avatar #110 to #105 - stealthfoxbrony
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I use firefox, and have been logged in for two years straight.
User avatar #112 to #110 - freshbakedrolls
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it must be my windows 8 then. ever sense i got my new ******* laptop with windows 8 my computer has been a living hell. i use google chrome now because firefox wont open. it makes me sad. and i have no clue how to use anything. i miss windows 7 so much
#114 to #112 - stealthfoxbrony
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Love my windows 7
User avatar #113 to #112 - coolbigmac
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just try windows 8, you'll love it
User avatar #115 to #113 - stealthfoxbrony
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He has windows 8 already.
User avatar #116 to #115 - coolbigmac
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rolls, even if firefox won't open it's still fun i mean you can try internet explorer or be on facebook!
User avatar #118 to #105 - scootalooisyourgod
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(08/28/2013) [-]
I use chrome on this computer and a PC in my house, so I think it;s just if you haven't been active for a whole 24 hours then it will log you off.