english mo'fo. learn it. What' s the difference between a cat and a comma'? TIE One has claws at the end of ITS paws and we ; as pause at the we er a clause. You have no idea of how fascinated I am of this pun.
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#2 - skinstiches (08/27/2013) [-]
You have no idea of how fascinated I am of this pun.
#13 - TheFunnyJunkie (08/27/2013) [-]
I was intrigued with how intelligent the content was....

....then i read the title.
#106 to #13 - drtrousersnake (08/27/2013) [-]
I think it was a reference to this
#3 - lovetolmao (08/27/2013) [-]
Pun and grammar! I enjoy this.
#151 to #3 - Rascal (08/28/2013) [-]
first and i say you're a faggot xD
#37 - carlonord ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #121 to #37 - meganinja (08/27/2013) [-]
Gashunk!
User avatar #109 to #37 - pulluspardus (08/27/2013) [-]
Source?
#79 to #37 - mikli ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #66 to #45 - mkgt (08/27/2013) [-]
My computer's broken. :[
User avatar #71 to #45 - uberderpyhooves (08/27/2013) [-]
My right lung.
#75 to #45 - dudereaper (08/27/2013) [-]
Skimmed my balls and pierced my foot...
oh and tore the bed sheets...
User avatar #78 to #45 - syrenthra ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
shot my desk and it may have gone into the girls room next to mine possibly hitting one of them
User avatar #83 to #45 - killerliquid (08/27/2013) [-]
I just grazed my neck, a little deaf in the left ear as well...probably.
User avatar #85 to #45 - payseht ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
goodbye, lower intestines
#49 to #45 - weirddark (08/27/2013) [-]
No more armpit hair for me
#73 to #45 - gaminggenus (08/27/2013) [-]
Just shot my jaw off.
Just shot my jaw off.
#82 to #45 - Rascal (08/27/2013) [-]
**** i shot my anus
User avatar #112 to #45 - grovylethewhite (08/27/2013) [-]
Shot my hip, imminent death
#147 to #45 - Klondyke (08/27/2013) [-]
I just shot my balls.
I just shot my balls.
User avatar #57 to #45 - TheMasterBaconator (08/27/2013) [-]
I might go a little deaf in my left ear, but I'm good
oh, and I just shot my cat....
User avatar #96 to #57 - danniegurl (08/27/2013) [-]
just shot my screen, crap.
User avatar #128 to #57 - niggastolemyname (08/27/2013) [-]
same except i shot the ceiling
now i have to get the vacuum ****
User avatar #92 to #45 - tgrove (08/27/2013) [-]
i shot my ******* hotpocket you prick
#63 to #45 - schizoidfreak (08/27/2013) [-]
Just grazed my left thigh and into my right leg and out my knee (finger was at a weird angle...)well...guess i wont be walking right anymore...
User avatar #54 to #45 - sabcy (08/27/2013) [-]
good bye, right cheek and ear.
#61 to #45 - Blazeman (08/27/2013) [-]
I was scratching my balls at the moment i read this, **** !
#140 to #61 - stupro (08/27/2013) [-]
Left hand scratching the balls, reading this, wondering index finger of WHICH hand, notice it says "left index finger", realize it would have been a bullet straight from the bottom of my right ball all the way to the tip of the penis, mfw.
#137 to #45 - Rascal (08/27/2013) [-]
Considering my hand was on my hip, I can say I've lost my ******* ovaries.
Not like I needed them, haven't used the babymaking function yet. Yay, virginity.
User avatar #146 to #45 - fukkendragonite (08/27/2013) [-]
I just blew off my left foot. Which would be a bit of a relief because I was holding my foot in pain. ****** my ankle somewhere somehow. I haven't been out of the house in days so I think someone came into my room last night and snapped my ankle for no apparent reason.
#84 to #45 - sweetellie (08/27/2013) [-]
My computer...
My computer...
User avatar #108 to #84 - pulluspardus (08/27/2013) [-]
Same.
User avatar #139 to #45 - underlois (08/27/2013) [-]
I was just picking my nose... ****
#80 to #45 - bilbobagginshield (08/27/2013) [-]
whatever,just got my rib that's all,it's not like I needed it anyway.
whatever,just got my rib that's all,it's not like I needed it anyway.
#89 to #80 - zorororonoa (08/27/2013) [-]
Don't be such a baby, ribs grow back
#94 to #89 - bilbobagginshield (08/27/2013) [-]
I was just talking to about the Miley thing.and thanks for the advice
I was just talking to about the Miley thing.and thanks for the advice
User avatar #97 to #94 - zorororonoa (08/27/2013) [-]
Ah yes, it is you. nice to meet you again
#98 to #97 - bilbobagginshield (08/27/2013) [-]
wait a minute,are you friends with someone named superwholockftw?
wait a minute,are you friends with someone named superwholockftw?
User avatar #99 to #98 - zorororonoa (08/27/2013) [-]
uhh no
#100 to #99 - bilbobagginshield (08/27/2013) [-]
god dammit that's my other account that I got banned of sorry your name just sounded familiar.
god dammit that's my other account that I got banned of sorry your name just sounded familiar.
User avatar #103 to #100 - zorororonoa (08/27/2013) [-]
Maybe i was you friend but since you got banned it removed it? i dunno. I don't remember who i accept as friends
User avatar #130 to #45 - stipulateprism (08/27/2013) [-]
Straight through the temple.

......BOOM! HEADSHOT!
User avatar #76 to #45 - nervaaurelius (08/27/2013) [-]
grazed my arm in the library
User avatar #120 to #45 - skeetskeetskeeeeet (08/27/2013) [-]
Right in between my stomach and right arm! Damn i got lucky
User avatar #72 to #45 - thatdutchguy (08/27/2013) [-]
***** im dead.
#119 to #45 - Rascal (08/27/2013) [-]
My wall, there's a hole in it somewhere anyways...
#70 to #45 - bonkboy (08/27/2013) [-]
Shot the ground, I'm good.
Shot the ground, I'm good.
#107 to #45 - striderchile (08/27/2013) [-]
Shot my Fap forearm, so now Left hand fapping!
User avatar #123 to #107 - meganinja (08/27/2013) [-]
I wouldn't advise that. Your finger might turn into a gun again.
#149 to #123 - striderchile (08/27/2013) [-]
Sometimes i'm not a clever man.
#64 to #45 - jwagswashere (08/27/2013) [-]
im not but my wall is pretty 			******
im not but my wall is pretty ******
User avatar #101 to #45 - asked **User deleted account** (08/27/2013) [-]
My up arrow key was just shot.
User avatar #56 to #45 - richardastley (08/27/2013) [-]
I shot a brick wall surrounding my fireplace.
User avatar #95 to #45 - derpyhuman (08/27/2013) [-]
grazed my shoulder.
User avatar #53 to #45 - plasmaballs (08/27/2013) [-]
strait through the jaw, ****
User avatar #91 to #45 - zorororonoa (08/27/2013) [-]
I was scratching my balls, ****
#153 to #45 - superintrovert (08/31/2013) [-]
******* right in the right ******* thigh. My left hand is always doing stuff while I'm on the computer and I was holding my right arm at the time I read this.
User avatar #86 to #45 - djjeroenski ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
right through the keyboard of my laptop, into the large blood vessel of my left leg
pretty ****** up
#55 to #45 - demideus (08/27/2013) [-]
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#8 - burnboy ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
This post was clever, witty, and amusing.

Well done.
User avatar #26 to #8 - linktheherooftime (08/27/2013) [-]
Who's the artist of that?
User avatar #36 to #26 - aerosol (08/27/2013) [-]
NataliePsycho( not sure if I spelled that right).
She used to post comics here.
#16 - brothergrimm (08/27/2013) [-]
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#93 - Kairyuka ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
Wordplay!
#39 - teranin ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
how marvelously posh, OP
how marvelously posh, OP
#23 - felex (08/27/2013) [-]
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#144 - theseamonster (08/27/2013) [-]
closest thing I have.
closest thing I have.
User avatar #74 - nefarian (08/27/2013) [-]
I don't know how tumblr works, but did he post all those pictures himself?
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