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User avatar #3 - leglesslegolegolas (08/26/2013) [-]
Lifted right from that Gordon Ramsay meme.
#41 - bizzar (08/27/2013) [-]
<What would happen with Norway if US ever got desperat enough
<What would happen with Norway if US ever got desperat enough
User avatar #54 to #41 - lieutenantderp (08/27/2013) [-]
Wat dis from
User avatar #55 to #54 - bizzar (08/27/2013) [-]
Future Diary, Mirai Nikki in Japanese
#34 - vincento (08/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #52 to #34 - spankcakes (08/27/2013) [-]
badum tss!
#35 to #34 - vincento (08/27/2013) [-]
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#36 to #35 - vincento (08/27/2013) [-]
God 			*******		 dammit Barry
God ******* dammit Barry
#19 - anon (08/27/2013) [-]
All I can say is...the oven and pan looks like Mickey Mouse.
User avatar #20 to #19 - racheecat (08/27/2013) [-]
I forgot to log in.
User avatar #45 to #20 - mydogizmexican (08/27/2013) [-]
I know what you mean but im pretty sure thats a stove..
User avatar #24 - nabagala (08/27/2013) [-]
U.S. will invade my face!
User avatar #8 - Ruspanic (08/27/2013) [-]
Serious question: when was the last time the US actually invaded a country for oil?

inb4 Iraq
#12 to #8 - anon (08/27/2013) [-]
Afghanistan, they did an attempt to get oil from Nigeria (Kony 2012) And now Syria.
User avatar #21 to #12 - sketchE ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
Us has not gone into syria yet, kony was started by an individual with no relation to the government and afghanistan has never had oil
User avatar #56 to #12 - Ruspanic (08/27/2013) [-]
Afghanistan has no oil. We went in there because the Taliban (then the government of Afghanistan) was harboring al-Qaeda.

Kony was never in Nigeria, and we didn't invade Nigeria. He's from Uganda, which we also did not invade. We sent 100 military advisers.

We haven't invaded Syria and the conflict there is in no way our fault.
User avatar #39 to #8 - hudis ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
I don't think any more or less recent U.S. war has been for any other reason than protecting the nation's resources and economical/political interests. There is no way a country is altruistic enough to actually invade other countries to spread freedom, peace and democracy when its political leaders (no, not the president, rather the upper echelons of politics altogether) obviously don't even care about their own people.
User avatar #58 to #39 - Ruspanic (08/27/2013) [-]
Well, the idea behind spreading democracy worldwide isn't so much about altruism as it is about the belief that democracy will encourage regional stability. Neoconservatives tend to believe in Democratic Peace Theory, which asserts that democracies do not go to war with other democracies. Also supporting democracy and freedom and peace, etc, abroad improves our international image.
#31 to #8 - yofutofu (08/27/2013) [-]
Iraq was invaded because it started selling it's petrol in euros, this completely undermines the united states oil backed dollar, so they invaded them to set an example for any other opec nations, forcing every country in the world to trade oil in the USD. Most recently , Libya and Syria began selling their oil in the euro and indian rupee , so as usual, the government made a propaganda campaign to justify their liberation/support of rebels (invasion) of these countries. Right now with Syria, they are lying to their people about chemical weapons to justify their incoming strikes against the nation.
#43 to #31 - pebar (08/27/2013) [-]
but I wouldn't be surprised
#10 to #8 - anon (08/27/2013) [-]
1943 Iran:
Joint allied forces invade Iran. Iran's oil fields used as resource base for exports into Soviet Union. Post-WWII, US and British oil companies remain in charge of oil fields and run help run the political arena of the country.
User avatar #60 to #10 - Ruspanic (08/27/2013) [-]
Well done.
#49 to #26 - Dwarf (08/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #25 - joethebeast (08/27/2013) [-]
you know, i get tired of the jokes about the US, but now with whats happening with Syria, it's hard to find counter-arguments... ******* obama
#33 to #25 - jvcjvc (08/27/2013) [-]
But how much oil was there in Afghanistan? or panama for the matter?
#50 to #33 - dachief (08/27/2013) [-]
Just enough.
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#53 - dbjorgo (08/27/2013) [-]
I love how everyone screams that the U.S invades nations because we're oil hungry when they have no idea how the market operates. First, the U.S doesn't pillage oil from nations we've invaded. Any oil that comes from them is bought at full market price. Second, causing more turmoil in the middle-east only increases market price of oil, and since the U.S is an importer rather than an exporter, that only hurts our economy. And third, the U.S only receives 13% of its oil from the middle-east in the first place, 8.1% being Saudi.
#14 - superkent (08/27/2013) [-]
its vegetable oil Americans dont touch the stuff you're fine
User avatar #16 - bionicpanda (08/27/2013) [-]
i am so done with this site
#47 to #16 - yisumad (08/27/2013) [-]
Did you just
#15 - anon (08/27/2013) [-]
Did he just
User avatar #4 - luxray (08/26/2013) [-]
They send civilian troops after the fry vats a McDonald's every day.
User avatar #11 to #4 - symmiie ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
Civilian troops. Gotcha.
#17 to #4 - bronywhat (08/27/2013) [-]
I chuckled.
User avatar #23 - thedarkdefender (08/27/2013) [-]
Do you guys add oil to fry bacon? I've rarely had bacon and on /b/ they acted like adding oil is wtf. So is it really that dumb to fry it in oil?
User avatar #29 to #23 - fizzor (08/27/2013) [-]
Well yeah I'd say it's kinda dumb to fry bacon with oil or something similar when you don't need any of those because you can just fry it in its own grease. Just heat up the frying pan and throw the bacon in and that's it.
User avatar #42 to #23 - pankikilord (08/27/2013) [-]
It can cook in its own fat.

PRO TIP: You can also cook eggs in bacon grease. Start frying up the bacon, and add an egg or two when it gets greasy. It's unhealthy as **** , but it tastes good.
User avatar #27 to #23 - lotengo (08/27/2013) [-]
Bacon has a high percentage of fat, so high u dont realy need to add oil. U can just let it cook in its own fat.
User avatar #37 to #27 - sunnyrain (08/27/2013) [-]
Letting it cook in it's own fat

That sounds so hardcore
User avatar #40 to #27 - thedarkdefender (08/27/2013) [-]
Interesting. Thanks for telling!
#51 - dross (08/27/2013) [-]
Say what you like about the USA, they live by the ethos 'protect your investment'.

Once they've got the petrodollar locked up nice and tight for another 20 years, they'll piss past China's GDP expansion once the rot spreads in the grossly over-hyped Chinese Steel industry.

No hate either, the petrodollar was one of the single greatest financial moves of all time.
User avatar #48 - tepidteal ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
I go around the pan or pot once with oil. That's just enough to use.
#30 - anon (08/27/2013) [-]
The pan has no handle, how are you meant to hold it without the burning the **** out of your hands.
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