Taco Bell. . lln taco bell, paying for order a bearded mexican and i haven' t combed my Tfl/ beard, so it' s all scruffy look arab wallet from my pocket wwatch  4Chan
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lln taco bell, paying for order
a bearded mexican and i haven' t combed my
Tfl/ beard, so it' s all scruffy
look arab
wallet from my pocket
wwatch snags my shirt and briefly exposes holstered LCA
chear "OH IN/ AH GAHD" and turn to see white whyman and her
littler
jpg
Finnishing paying my order, then feel tap on my shoulder
uturn to see angry cunt
sshe asks "Are you a police officer?"
Nope"
screams on about "you shouldn' t have a gun" "who are you
going to kill" and "Why do you need a gun?"
smile "Because is the will of allah"
sshe freaks the right out and grabs two of her kids, hops in the
SUV and hauls ass outta there.
laughs
knotice she left one of her littler behind
bbuy the boy a kids meal and wait for the cops to show
shows up with a report of terrorist shooting up taco
bell
ttwo cops come in guns drawn, but no one freaks out and most
don' t even stop eating
aone cop talks to manager and the other talk to me while i eat my
meal
my permit but doesn' t take my gun
skives me the
ssee mother outside screaming at cop while pointing at me
sshe won' t calm down and is slapped in coffs and taken away
skids are picked up by whom, i assume is grandma
llittle boy smiles and waves at me with his kids meal in hand
smile and wave back
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Submitted: 08/26/2013
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#1 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment [+] (12 replies)
#2 to #1 - moshimoshi (08/26/2013) [-]
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#4 - sanguinesolitude (08/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
the smiling kid with a happy meal in hand made me happy. good story
the smiling kid with a happy meal in hand made me happy. good story
#12 - oceanmist (08/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When mexicans conceal carry
#40 - anonymous (08/27/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Nice repost from /k/, cunt
#41 to #40 - vortexx (08/27/2013) [-]
>implying reposts are a bad thing
>implying reposts don't spread content and joy
>possibly implying that funnyjunk isn't basically a collection of reposts
#80 - volleys (08/27/2013) [+] (24 replies)
Related...very related and worth the read
#197 - omgitztom (08/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
/k/ greentexts are the best
#95 - anonymous (08/27/2013) [+] (25 replies)
maybe get rid of the un needed gun you American, Call of Duty playing ****
#101 to #95 - ilovehitler (08/27/2013) [-]
I can't hear you over the sound of my guns and freedom.
#85 - tehtrollface ONLINE (08/27/2013) [+] (16 replies)
But... Taco Bell doesn't have kid's meals..
#135 - luiselvergas (08/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #35 - cockgeddon (08/26/2013) [-]
The snack that smiles back!

WHITE BITCH
User avatar #59 - inuares (08/27/2013) [+] (31 replies)
I love how nobody pointed out that it is impossible to "look arab" Being an Arab means that you speak Arabic. A language. How can someone look like they speak a certain language? Shower me with red thumbs, funnyjunk, no amount of them will cover the truth.
#61 to #59 - vortexx (08/27/2013) [-]
Arabian is a panethnicity.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_people

Request for red thumbs accepted
#315 - ohmygwad (08/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#10 - chibides (08/26/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I would be a little uncomfortable if I spotted someone with a gun, that because not even the police in my country is armed.
User avatar #13 to #10 - benjamino (08/26/2013) [-]
That's totally different for a couple reasons.
One: It's not the same as this story.
Two: Because where he comes from they are, and it's legal for him to have one too.
#313 - leal (08/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Here's a good one..
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#155 - MrBlak has deleted their comment [+] (12 replies)
#180 to #155 - SageLeopard (08/27/2013) [-]
Try contributing to the community.
#91 - hentaisweetie (08/27/2013) [-]
I love stories about stupid soccer moms being put in their place.
I love stories about stupid soccer moms being put in their place.
#19 - erpetrich (08/26/2013) [-]
Is it!
#45 - lucarioveethree (08/27/2013) [-]
Smooth as **** .
#24 - kanatana (08/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Recaption Them Make it Funny ** This is why I still come to FJ.
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