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Taco Bell

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lln taco bell, paying for order
a bearded mexican and i haven' t combed my
Tfl/ beard, so it' s all scruffy
look arab
wallet from my pocket
wwatch snags my shirt and briefly exposes holstered LCA
chear "OH IN/ AH GAHD" and turn to see white whyman and her
Finnishing paying my order, then feel tap on my shoulder
uturn to see angry cunt
sshe asks "Are you a police officer?"
screams on about "you shouldn' t have a gun" "who are you
going to kill" and "Why do you need a gun?"
smile "Because is the will of allah"
sshe freaks the right out and grabs two of her kids, hops in the
SUV and hauls ass outta there.
knotice she left one of her littler behind
bbuy the boy a kids meal and wait for the cops to show
shows up with a report of terrorist shooting up taco
ttwo cops come in guns drawn, but no one freaks out and most
don' t even stop eating
aone cop talks to manager and the other talk to me while i eat my
my permit but doesn' t take my gun
skives me the
ssee mother outside screaming at cop while pointing at me
sshe won' t calm down and is slapped in coffs and taken away
skids are picked up by whom, i assume is grandma
llittle boy smiles and waves at me with his kids meal in hand
smile and wave back
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#1 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #477 to #1 - lockhorns (08/27/2013) [-]
Atleast she didn't leave him by the casheir to "pick up something she forgot" Oh god the horror
#479 to #1 - anon (08/27/2013) [-]
one who does not exist
User avatar #28 to #1 - jacobclabough (08/26/2013) [-]
Nobody ever liked meg
#109 to #28 - anon (08/27/2013) [-]
shut the **** up
#530 to #28 - jacobclabough (08/27/2013) [-]
#278 to #1 - anon (08/27/2013) [-]
"But mom wheres Kyle?"

User avatar #5 to #1 - sanguinesolitude (08/26/2013) [-]
the same kind who freaks out at a legal gun owner just living his life.
#2 to #1 - moshimoshi (08/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #375 to #2 - blueej (08/27/2013) [-]
that looks like an old sparkly thing to put on your myspace profile
User avatar #548 to #2 - crimsontyyde (09/23/2013) [-]
I almost forgot to come back and thumb this comment from when I was thumb banned, but I remembered, because I love you. But only for your body.
#292 to #2 - anon (08/27/2013) [-]
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so they’re not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

#400 to #2 - anon (08/27/2013) [-]
#197 - omgitztom (08/27/2013) [-]
/k/ greentexts are the best
User avatar #460 to #197 - boxyboxybrown (08/27/2013) [-]
Dat white boi is a hero. 10/10
User avatar #324 to #197 - commontroll (08/27/2013) [-]
Oh god, you gotta love visiting the ghet You get so many stories from it.
User avatar #450 to #197 - volcanicdiarrhea ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
Racism, a happy ending, and a damn good punchline.
9/10, saved for future use.
User avatar #365 to #197 - dubslao (08/27/2013) [-]
that takes brownie points to a whole new level
#325 to #197 - gastrofizzy (08/27/2013) [-]
That's ******* amazing
#80 - volleys (08/27/2013) [-]
Related...very related and worth the read
User avatar #449 to #80 - volcanicdiarrhea ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
It would have taken every fiber of my being to not punch this woman in the mouth.
User avatar #462 to #80 - walhor (08/27/2013) [-]
That's so ******* dumb. Her report being removed and letting that cunt not having any punishment? wtf man
#505 to #80 - anon (08/27/2013) [-]
thank you very much, i hate texts usually, but that one was worth reading and felt really good

can't give thumbs, not lvl 2 -.-
User avatar #104 to #80 - vgmddg (08/27/2013) [-]
That woman was crazy! I think if I saw a person had a gun I would be a bit scared, but I wouldn't be nearly as much of a dick about it as she was.
User avatar #105 to #104 - volleys (08/27/2013) [-]
why would you be scared by someone with a gun?
User avatar #107 to #105 - vgmddg (08/27/2013) [-]
Well, them having it would put me on edge a bit knowing they had it, but as long as they're not using it or trying to hold up the store with it it's fine I guess. I'd at least recognize their right to have it, unlike demon lady in the story.
User avatar #111 to #107 - volleys (08/27/2013) [-]
Ok. It shouldn't put you on edge though
User avatar #212 to #111 - elcreepo (08/27/2013) [-]
In today's day and age it's not surprising to be put a little on the defensive.

I went to orientation the other day and there was a man (30s or 40s maybe) covered in tattoos who clearly lifted and had the general look of someone who is not to be ****** with. We leave the school and see him going on a regular bike after putting on a reflective vest (it was at night) and a helmet. The slightest things can put someone on edge for what very well be little to no reason.
User avatar #424 to #107 - cabbagemayhem (08/27/2013) [-]
Don't be afraid. When good law-abiding citizens have guns, you can feel safe. Criminals never shoot up places they go to, and the rare times they try, it usually ends quickly.
#497 to #104 - dross (08/27/2013) [-]
In the UK (not sure where you're from) we don't really have guns at all in most places.

The worst **** I ever got from someone was someone who flipped out drunk and smashed me round the head with a bottle with no prior warning, and someone who had a knife about 3inches long tucked up their sleeve that was swiftly pointed at me, again for **** all.

If I saw someone with a gun under their shirt I'd be 99% sure they definitely wouldn't pull it on me; they're either police, or wouldn't risk being lifed-off for some punk they just met. This ain't the wild-west.

tl;dr = Don't really get scared of guns in the UK. Unless they're pointed at me, I spose.
#323 to #80 - gastrofizzy (08/27/2013) [-]
This story has more police corruption than I can handle in one day
User avatar #93 to #80 - swagpony (08/27/2013) [-]
hot damn. that is funny as hell
User avatar #120 to #93 - amishparadise (08/27/2013) [-]
thumbs for Gilda and guns thread ^^
#277 to #80 - anon (08/27/2013) [-]
Jesus chriest America is beyond medical help with retards like her... And she is being respected/protected... What a joke.. ******* put her out already
#311 to #80 - innos (08/27/2013) [-]
logged in at work just to thumb you

thx for the entertainment
User avatar #159 to #80 - franger (08/27/2013) [-]
I've grown up around guns, and will carry when I'm 21. I can kind of understand where some of these libtards are coming from, most having never been around a firearm before, but what really gets me is the outright lying that seems to be fairly prevalent in these kinds of stories. Saying he drew the weapon and threatened her, knowing fully well that there are security cameras to prove otherwise, is mind blowing to me. Also if these people really think that everyone who is armed is out to kill, why would you instigate any sort of problems with that individual? What the **** ?

Anyways, thanks for posting that volleys.
User avatar #531 to #159 - volleys (08/27/2013) [-]
You're welcome. Yeah I'm going to get a CCW permit when I turn 21 also.
User avatar #113 to #80 - joshkroger (08/27/2013) [-]
OP did an amazing job with that story. 10/10 would read again.
User avatar #202 to #80 - elcreepo (08/27/2013) [-]
That pissed me off, it ended alright but the charges he filed against her just "disappeared from the system" and his buddy almost got fired if it wasn't for the video.

Really, all he has to do is take the video evidence from the store and take it to a state or federal court and he can get that man removed from office on so many accounts..

I'd ask if that was really a gun, then I'd just say cool and walk away. Wouldn't even care if he was registered (don't ask, don't cause trouble), I just would find it cool, especially if he told me he was in the military. (I don't have the money nor training for a gun/its permit, and I honestly think I'm too young for one anyway.)
User avatar #422 to #202 - cabbagemayhem (08/27/2013) [-]
"all he has to do is take the video evidence from the store and take it to a state or federal court and he can get that man removed from office on so many accounts.."
I really wish he did. What does 'Land of the Free' even mean if there are still people above the law who can almost have you arrested on a whim.
#117 to #80 - crazyitalian (08/27/2013) [-]
man that story pissed me off, especially that "crazy vet" line, glad to see it ended well though
#201 to #117 - neelix (08/27/2013) [-]
ended well? she got away with it scot free because of her husband, his buddy cop was in more trouble than her, ridic
User avatar #134 to #80 - biggerlenny (08/27/2013) [-]
That story was so intense that by the end I was genuinely afraid of what was going to happen to OP.
#4 - sanguinesolitude (08/26/2013) [-]
the smiling kid with a happy meal in hand made me happy. good story
the smiling kid with a happy meal in hand made me happy. good story
User avatar #300 to #4 - turkaysercan (08/27/2013) [-]
Your gif made me happy. Good gif.
#374 to #300 - alilmetalkid (08/27/2013) [-]
Your comment made me happy. Good comment
Your comment made me happy. Good comment
User avatar #35 - cockgeddon (08/26/2013) [-]
The snack that smiles back!

#12 - oceanmist (08/26/2013) [-]
When mexicans conceal carry
User avatar #411 to #12 - cabbagemayhem (08/27/2013) [-]
...they don't get jumped by violent black people.
#368 to #315 - anon (08/27/2013) [-]
They are all Asians.
#313 - leal (08/27/2013) [-]
Here's a good one..
#316 to #313 - pjnona (08/27/2013) [-]
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#91 - hentaisweetie (08/27/2013) [-]
I love stories about stupid soccer moms being put in their place.
I love stories about stupid soccer moms being put in their place.
#8 - anon (08/26/2013) [-]
Wow, a human being I now don't hate.
#195 to #8 - anon (08/27/2013) [-]
How edgy! You really gave everyone the impression that you hate other human beings Though almost everyone (I hope) understands that it's just a lamentable way of blinding yourself to the fact that it is actually the other human beings who hate you.
User avatar #436 to #195 - cabbagemayhem (08/27/2013) [-]
It usually goes both ways. The question is who hated first, and what for?
User avatar #164 to #135 - amishparadise (08/27/2013) [-]
ooh, i can has pic?
#191 to #164 - anon (08/27/2013) [-]
the question isnt if you can or cant, but who's going to stop you
#233 to #164 - anon (08/27/2013) [-]
oh its ok, its not like the file will disappear from his computer when you drag it out to your desktop.
User avatar #205 to #135 - elcreepo (08/27/2013) [-]
One of the reasons I'm not 100% liberal is this.
#85 - tehtrollface (08/27/2013) [-]
But... Taco Bell doesn't have kid's meals..
#103 to #85 - anon (08/27/2013) [-]
yes, they do. When was the last time you looked at their menu?
#167 to #103 - firefaux (08/27/2013) [-]
i work at taco bell, we got rid of them roughly a month ago.
but dont be afraid to try our new shredded chicken and firey tacos!
they're . . . they. . . they taste like **** .
User avatar #279 to #167 - ronniesan (08/27/2013) [-]
dude I made my self a shredded chicken Dorito taco supreme and I thought I died as soon as I ate it
User avatar #537 to #279 - firefaux (08/28/2013) [-]
from the delicious taste?
or was it dysentery?
User avatar #545 to #537 - ronniesan (08/28/2013) [-]
maybe both?
User avatar #217 to #167 - teh lazer lawd (08/27/2013) [-]
You ************ , I work at a Taco Bell and that **** is ******* delicious. Also, we're selling kid's meals until we run out of the toys.
User avatar #203 to #167 - stanleys (08/27/2013) [-]
Will I **** fire if I eat them?
#286 to #203 - animecraze (08/27/2013) [-]
you mean more than usual?
User avatar #522 to #286 - stanleys (08/27/2013) [-]
Will it be able to lift me off the ground?
User avatar #538 to #522 - firefaux (08/28/2013) [-]
you will explore the heavens
User avatar #539 to #538 - stanleys (08/28/2013) [-]
Sounds great, I'll take 20
#88 to #85 - vortexx [OP](08/27/2013) [-]
They did as recently as July, so the story is a least a month old
They did as recently as July, so the story is a least a month old
#92 to #88 - tehtrollface (08/27/2013) [-]
My Taco Bell doesn't. I go there a lot.. Unless I'm just blind or something.
My Taco Bell doesn't. I go there a lot.. Unless I'm just blind or something.
#94 to #92 - tomthehippie (08/27/2013) [-]
Sometimes they let franchise owners have only certain things on the menu. Or open and close at different times.
#89 to #85 - DogsUrine (08/27/2013) [-]
Use too. But recently taken off the menu.
User avatar #170 to #85 - darthlegolas (08/27/2013) [-]
Its been a while so i don't know if they do anymore but they certainly did when i was little. The thing came with a mother ******* video game!
#45 - lucarioveethree (08/27/2013) [-]
Smooth as **** .
#371 - crazycommando (08/27/2013) [-]
like a  			*******		 boss
like a ******* boss
#397 to #381 - crilleballe (08/27/2013) [-]
This band actually exists
User avatar #544 to #397 - spjlapj (08/28/2013) [-]
OH MY ******* GOD YES
#482 - milkandeggs (08/27/2013) [-]
aint even mad
aint even mad
#19 - erpetrich (08/26/2013) [-]
Is it!
#486 - jwagswashere (08/27/2013) [-]
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#456 - spanishninja (08/27/2013) [-]
Mom: kids, lets go to taco bell!!
what could ever go wrong?
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