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lln taco bell, paying for order
a bearded mexican and i haven' t combed my
Tfl/ beard, so it' s all scruffy
look arab
wallet from my pocket
wwatch snags my shirt and briefly exposes holstered LCA
chear "OH IN/ AH GAHD" and turn to see white whyman and her
littler
jpg
Finnishing paying my order, then feel tap on my shoulder
uturn to see angry cunt
sshe asks "Are you a police officer?"
Nope"
screams on about "you shouldn' t have a gun" "who are you
going to kill" and "Why do you need a gun?"
smile "Because is the will of allah"
sshe freaks the right out and grabs two of her kids, hops in the
SUV and hauls ass outta there.
laughs
knotice she left one of her littler behind
bbuy the boy a kids meal and wait for the cops to show
shows up with a report of terrorist shooting up taco
bell
ttwo cops come in guns drawn, but no one freaks out and most
don' t even stop eating
aone cop talks to manager and the other talk to me while i eat my
meal
my permit but doesn' t take my gun
skives me the
ssee mother outside screaming at cop while pointing at me
sshe won' t calm down and is slapped in coffs and taken away
skids are picked up by whom, i assume is grandma
llittle boy smiles and waves at me with his kids meal in hand
smile and wave back
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - seelcudoom
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User avatar #28 to #1 - jacobclabough
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Nobody ever liked meg
#530 to #28 - jacobclabough
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WHY DOES IT HAVE SO MANY RED THUMBS?!?
#109 to #28 - anon id: 916ddeba
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shut the **** up
#278 to #1 - anon id: d4519ed5
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"But mom wheres Kyle?"

"HE'S DEAD NOW"
User avatar #477 to #1 - lockhorns
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Atleast she didn't leave him by the casheir to "pick up something she forgot" Oh god the horror
#479 to #1 - anon id: 4b50ab5e
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one who does not exist
User avatar #5 to #1 - sanguinesolitude
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the same kind who freaks out at a legal gun owner just living his life.
#2 to #1 - moshimoshi
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Comment Picture
User avatar #375 to #2 - blueej
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that looks like an old sparkly thing to put on your myspace profile
User avatar #548 to #2 - crimsontyyde
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I almost forgot to come back and thumb this comment from when I was thumb banned, but I remembered, because I love you. But only for your body.
#400 to #2 - anon id: 5ea1e3da
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MOMS OF SOCCER
#292 to #2 - anon id: 9dacdd16
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so they’re not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#4 - sanguinesolitude
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the smiling kid with a happy meal in hand made me happy. good story
the smiling kid with a happy meal in hand made me happy. good story
User avatar #300 to #4 - turkaysercan
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Your gif made me happy. Good gif.
#374 to #300 - alilmetalkid
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Your comment made me happy. Good comment
Your comment made me happy. Good comment
#12 - oceanmist
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When mexicans conceal carry
User avatar #411 to #12 - cabbagemayhem
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...they don't get jumped by violent black people.
#40 - anon id: 32b3b43a
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Nice repost from /k/, cunt
#66 to #40 - boothead
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Comment Picture
#90 to #40 - likeabox
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It's a ******* greentext, do you really think it came from here?
#141 to #40 - anon id: bbd95c1d
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>implying everyone on this website has seen it
>implying everyone on this website browses 4chan let alone /k/
>implying you aren't being a butthurt faggot
User avatar #435 to #40 - fyaq
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oh no

they are le stealing our le memes!

Grab your le pitchforks!
User avatar #491 to #40 - msypsylon
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> look at me, I insult people on the internet and I spend time on /k/! I'm such a badass!
User avatar #55 to #40 - Dincorta
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Yeah because all of us would have gone to /k/ just to see this post. Reposting is sharing. It's not always bad, anon!
#99 to #40 - zorororonoa
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nice observation
nice observation
#369 to #40 - oreck
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I haven't seen it
I haven't seen it
#86 to #40 - kerfufflemachtwo
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User avatar #46 to #40 - neosonic
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Re-posts are a thing, there is nothing you can do to stop them. So you might as well just enjoy the content.
#54 to #40 - agentdoubleohio
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Comment Picture
#41 to #40 - vortexx [OP]
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>implying reposts are a bad thing
>implying reposts don't spread content and joy
>possibly implying that funnyjunk isn't basically a collection of reposts
User avatar #52 to #41 - hates
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Wait, what? Funnyjunk has reposts on it? Since when? Funnyjunk has always been 100% OC

Please notice the sarcasm
#57 to #41 - Uthly
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Don't forget:
>Implying everyone saw it the first time around
#420 to #41 - subadanus
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Nice, a use for this gif.
Nice, a use for this gif.
#80 - volleys
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Related...very related and worth the read
User avatar #462 to #80 - walhor
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That's so ******* dumb. Her report being removed and letting that cunt not having any punishment? wtf man
User avatar #104 to #80 - vgmddg
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That woman was crazy! I think if I saw a person had a gun I would be a bit scared, but I wouldn't be nearly as much of a dick about it as she was.
User avatar #105 to #104 - volleys
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why would you be scared by someone with a gun?
User avatar #107 to #105 - vgmddg
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Well, them having it would put me on edge a bit knowing they had it, but as long as they're not using it or trying to hold up the store with it it's fine I guess. I'd at least recognize their right to have it, unlike demon lady in the story.
User avatar #111 to #107 - volleys
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Ok. It shouldn't put you on edge though
User avatar #212 to #111 - elcreepo
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In today's day and age it's not surprising to be put a little on the defensive.

I went to orientation the other day and there was a man (30s or 40s maybe) covered in tattoos who clearly lifted and had the general look of someone who is not to be ****** with. We leave the school and see him going on a regular bike after putting on a reflective vest (it was at night) and a helmet. The slightest things can put someone on edge for what very well be little to no reason.
User avatar #424 to #107 - cabbagemayhem
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Don't be afraid. When good law-abiding citizens have guns, you can feel safe. Criminals never shoot up places they go to, and the rare times they try, it usually ends quickly.
#497 to #104 - dross
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In the UK (not sure where you're from) we don't really have guns at all in most places.

The worst **** I ever got from someone was someone who flipped out drunk and smashed me round the head with a bottle with no prior warning, and someone who had a knife about 3inches long tucked up their sleeve that was swiftly pointed at me, again for **** all.

If I saw someone with a gun under their shirt I'd be 99% sure they definitely wouldn't pull it on me; they're either police, or wouldn't risk being lifed-off for some punk they just met. This ain't the wild-west.

tl;dr = Don't really get scared of guns in the UK. Unless they're pointed at me, I spose.
#277 to #80 - anon id: e32aaf0f
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Jesus chriest America is beyond medical help with retards like her... And she is being respected/protected... What a joke.. ******* put her out already
User avatar #449 to #80 - volcanicdiarrhea
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It would have taken every fiber of my being to not punch this woman in the mouth.
#505 to #80 - anon id: d5e4e5c9
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thank you very much, i hate texts usually, but that one was worth reading and felt really good

can't give thumbs, not lvl 2 -.-
User avatar #323 to #80 - gastrofizzy
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This story has more police corruption than I can handle in one day
#311 to #80 - innos
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logged in at work just to thumb you

thx for the entertainment
User avatar #159 to #80 - franger
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I've grown up around guns, and will carry when I'm 21. I can kind of understand where some of these libtards are coming from, most having never been around a firearm before, but what really gets me is the outright lying that seems to be fairly prevalent in these kinds of stories. Saying he drew the weapon and threatened her, knowing fully well that there are security cameras to prove otherwise, is mind blowing to me. Also if these people really think that everyone who is armed is out to kill, why would you instigate any sort of problems with that individual? What the ****?


Anyways, thanks for posting that volleys.
User avatar #531 to #159 - volleys
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You're welcome. Yeah I'm going to get a CCW permit when I turn 21 also.
#321 to #80 - blargchikahonkhonk
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User avatar #93 to #80 - swagpony
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hot damn. that is funny as hell
User avatar #120 to #93 - amishparadise
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thumbs for Gilda and guns thread ^^
User avatar #113 to #80 - joshkroger
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OP did an amazing job with that story. 10/10 would read again.
User avatar #202 to #80 - elcreepo
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That pissed me off, it ended alright but the charges he filed against her just "disappeared from the system" and his buddy almost got fired if it wasn't for the video.

Really, all he has to do is take the video evidence from the store and take it to a state or federal court and he can get that man removed from office on so many accounts..

I'd ask if that was really a gun, then I'd just say cool and walk away. Wouldn't even care if he was registered (don't ask, don't cause trouble), I just would find it cool, especially if he told me he was in the military. (I don't have the money nor training for a gun/its permit, and I honestly think I'm too young for one anyway.)
User avatar #422 to #202 - cabbagemayhem
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"all he has to do is take the video evidence from the store and take it to a state or federal court and he can get that man removed from office on so many accounts.."
I really wish he did. What does 'Land of the Free' even mean if there are still people above the law who can almost have you arrested on a whim.
User avatar #117 to #80 - crazyitalian
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man that story pissed me off, especially that "crazy vet" line, glad to see it ended well though
#201 to #117 - neelix
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ended well? she got away with it scot free because of her husband, his buddy cop was in more trouble than her, ridic
User avatar #134 to #80 - biggerlenny
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That story was so intense that by the end I was genuinely afraid of what was going to happen to OP.
#197 - omgitztom
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/k/ greentexts are the best
User avatar #460 to #197 - boxyboxybrown
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Dat white boi is a hero. 10/10
User avatar #324 to #197 - commontroll
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Oh god, you gotta love visiting the ghet You get so many stories from it.
User avatar #450 to #197 - volcanicdiarrhea
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Racism, a happy ending, and a damn good punchline.
9/10, saved for future use.
User avatar #365 to #197 - dubslao
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that takes brownie points to a whole new level
User avatar #325 to #197 - gastrofizzy
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That's ******* amazing
#95 - anon id: 57cb6e94
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maybe get rid of the un needed gun you American, Call of Duty playing ****
User avatar #416 to #95 - twofreegerbils
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You have changed my entire political outlook with this thoughtful, introspective piece.

I can't believe that I've been pro-gun my entire life. But this comment today, this comment moved me. The part about call of duty, and ****, that part brought a tear to my eye.
User avatar #175 to #95 - ThatFatMummy
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Best part about American rights:

(1) He doesn't need to get rid of his gun, despite what you say. It's his right, he'll do it, whether it's for self-protection or even ******* fashion.

(2) You have the right to bitch about it, and that's totally fine. But you also have the right to remain silent. *cough cough*
#431 to #95 - cabbagemayhem
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The more debates we have about this online, the more I see there are no downsides to gun ownership, and how very important it is for citizens to own guns. So to call them unneeded, now, just sounds absurd.
4/10 because I know some people still think that way
#533 to #431 - anon id: 57cb6e94
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so I guess kids getting shot is ok, don't get my wrong have all the guns you want its just a bit boring when we hear on the news every night that another stupid American shot up a school. Call me fussy but I like some variety in my news.
User avatar #534 to #533 - cabbagemayhem
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What, you don't like to shoot kids?
Man, I've had to say this a thousand times. I guess I'll keep saying it. Places aren't shot up because of a lack of regulation. They are shot up because of regulation. Shootings happen in states and buildings that ban firearms. They rarely happen in pro-gun locations. When they do, you don't hear about them because only the perp dies.
Aurora Theater: No guns allowed. Theater shot up for 20 minutes. No one shot back.
Every School Shooting: No guns allowed (not even for licensed adults). Shot up for up to an hour. No one shoots back.
Shooting in a Military Building: No guns allowed. Dozens of soldiers killed as they scramble for an exit.
One Church Shooting: Guns allowed. Perp died. One woman injured, but made a full recovery. Not news-worthy.

Legislation won't stop such violence. There are still shootings in the U.K., Australia, and every other nation with a total ban on firearms. This is nothing new. They show it on the news because you have a TV now, and they know shootings rustle your jimmies. Massacre shootings have happened since guns existed. It's extremely rare per capita, but there's a whole world for the news to report on. Before guns, there were swords.

If you want to give up your rights for a little perceived security because "guns are bad," then we will lose our rights, and it will only make the violence situation worse.
#536 to #534 - anon id: 57cb6e94
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wow I made that first comment just because I wanted to watch funny junk burn but now that I have seen your comments my jimmies are legit rustled. You're a ******* dickhead and you should apologise to the world for existing
User avatar #540 to #536 - cabbagemayhem
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Are you serious? What is your problem?
#451 to #95 - iatedub
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This is me giving a ****
This is me giving a ****
#168 to #95 - abstract
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#250 to #95 - carlsaganrealness
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Don't be so edgy in front of the children man
Don't be so edgy in front of the children man
#126 to #95 - bigsaltyballs
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next stop: edgyville
User avatar #110 to #95 - tomahawkit **User deleted account**
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maybe you should get rid of your un needed computer you anon, ranting ****.
#156 to #110 - anon id: 57cb6e94
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Hey im a hardcore American with a gun why don't I go shoot up a school? yeah ok sounds good!
User avatar #535 to #156 - tomahawkit **User deleted account**
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hey im a hardcore anon with a computer, why don't I go crash the red cross website?
yeah ok sounds good!
User avatar #427 to #156 - cabbagemayhem
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Even the U.K. has school shootings. Anywhere guns are banned, there will be shootings.
User avatar #428 to #156 - cabbagemayhem
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Oh, I get it. You're just mad you can't shoot up a school.
#101 to #95 - ilovehitler
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I can't hear you over the sound of my guns and freedom.
User avatar #166 to #101 - Sicsin
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Says ilovehitler.
User avatar #186 to #166 - ilovehitler
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Freedom to love hitler.
#410 to #101 - doddythechef
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ok that was a good one
ok that was a good one
User avatar #118 to #101 - dildobarbarian
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implying having a gun means you're free
#133 to #118 - bigsaltyballs
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#123 to #118 - latinotornado
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It..actually kind of does.
User avatar #158 to #118 - ilovehitler
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>implying it doesn't
>implying I even said it does
>implying you were doing anything more than looking to bash

I could say bacon is delicious and greasy. That doesn't mean all delicious things are greasy, or all greasy things being delicious.
User avatar #364 to #118 - danster
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The right to have a gun is the right to defend yourself.
#85 - tehtrollface
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But... Taco Bell doesn't have kid's meals..
#103 to #85 - anon id: 07895678
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yes, they do. When was the last time you looked at their menu?
#167 to #103 - firefaux
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i work at taco bell, we got rid of them roughly a month ago.
but dont be afraid to try our new shredded chicken and firey tacos!
they're . . . they. . . they taste like ****.
User avatar #279 to #167 - ronniesan
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dude I made my self a shredded chicken Dorito taco supreme and I thought I died as soon as I ate it
User avatar #537 to #279 - firefaux
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from the delicious taste?
or was it dysentery?
User avatar #545 to #537 - ronniesan
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maybe both?
User avatar #217 to #167 - teh lazer lawd
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You ************, I work at a Taco Bell and that **** is ******* delicious. Also, we're selling kid's meals until we run out of the toys.
User avatar #203 to #167 - stanleys
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Will I **** fire if I eat them?
#286 to #203 - animecraze
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you mean more than usual?
User avatar #522 to #286 - stanleys
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Will it be able to lift me off the ground?
User avatar #538 to #522 - firefaux
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you will explore the heavens
User avatar #539 to #538 - stanleys
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Sounds great, I'll take 20
#88 to #85 - vortexx [OP]
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They did as recently as July, so the story is a least a month old
They did as recently as July, so the story is a least a month old
#92 to #88 - tehtrollface
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My Taco Bell doesn't. I go there a lot.. Unless I'm just blind or something.
My Taco Bell doesn't. I go there a lot.. Unless I'm just blind or something.
#94 to #92 - tomthehippie
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Sometimes they let franchise owners have only certain things on the menu. Or open and close at different times.
#89 to #85 - DogsUrine
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Use too. But recently taken off the menu.
User avatar #170 to #85 - darthlegolas
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Its been a while so i don't know if they do anymore but they certainly did when i was little. The thing came with a mother ******* video game!
#135 - luiselvergas
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User avatar #164 to #135 - amishparadise
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ooh, i can has pic?
#233 to #164 - anon id: c3d1b249
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oh its ok, its not like the file will disappear from his computer when you drag it out to your desktop.
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(08/27/2013) [-]
the question isnt if you can or cant, but who's going to stop you
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(08/27/2013) [-]
One of the reasons I'm not 100% liberal is this.
User avatar #35 - cockgeddon
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(08/26/2013) [-]
The snack that smiles back!

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