Akward. Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk.. Oh bay does this bring back memories shave a (ex now) who was crazy slut really ki
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

Oh bay does this bring back memories
shave a (ex now) who was crazy slut
really kinky rape, bound. type of ****
was mere into than me honestly. It was hard to please her but I tried
wanted to act out the ultimate rape fantasy
had done little snufflier this before but this time she literally wanted mete kidnap her em in the open
silks no **** literally grab her and throw her into my car (98 contour SVT)
kl was against it and just noped
rafter literal months of hurdling everythingis please me both in bed (the nastiest **** Wu could imagine) and outside I caved.
H would pull up while she was }egging at night
nut her off with the car
wrap her and threw her in the back seats with her mouth tied
were picked a perfect place and actually practice in private hew rethren her in the car SO the plan went down without a hitch
wwhile driving I made sure to threw en the dirty talk and feel her
kl was feeling it new
noticed something a little odd SC) I glanced down at read
ea passing read light illuminated hamface
Ht wasn' t her
Taft: about award
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#4 - daftiduck ONLINE (08/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"Sorry, I thought you were my girlfriend."
User avatar #12 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/26/2013) [+] (27 replies)
I also have an awkward story I would like to get off my chest
> be 13
> been fapping for a good three weeks (not consecutively)
> it's a fateful day where you ejaculate for the first time
> super excited
> rush into living room and tell mom (whom is enjoying the company of my aunt)
>"I just ejacked!"
>"you what?"
> "ejacked, you know, ejaculated" (I have no idea why I told her)
> "uhh okay, well go for a shower"
> big ass grin on my face
>"I will"
> smiling like a ******* maniac in the shower
> I'm a man, I can make fluids
> some years later
#11 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #13 - weazr ONLINE (08/26/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Top 200! Not a bad start...

Please, anyone get it.
#30 - slenderwolf (08/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#29 - slenderwolf (08/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#64 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
every time my dad is an asshole, i put my finger up my butthole and rub it on the rim of his coffee cups and suddenly im not angry anymore
#65 to #64 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/27/2013) [-]
as anon gently rubbed his oily butt sauce onto the rim of the mug, he whispered,_ "from asshole, to asshole"_
#40 - nighthawxx (08/27/2013) [-]
So did you **** her or not?
#31 - slenderwolf (08/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#8 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (08/26/2013) [-]
#45 - snakefire (08/27/2013) [-]
#14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
It must be "akward" to have awkward spelled wrong in the title...
#22 to #14 - atma (08/27/2013) [-]
that's how it's spelled in the content ya goon.
that's how it's spelled in the content ya goon.
User avatar #16 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (08/26/2013) [-]
I wonder if this is how rapes happen? Like what if they grab the wrong person.
#10 - xast (08/26/2013) [-]
#78 - willindor (08/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#71 - annogram (08/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#48 - marcury ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #2 - matrixone (08/26/2013) [-]
Rape the girl anyway. Your GF wouldn't like a man who doesn't finish what he starts.
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