Akward. Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk.. Oh bay does this bring back memories shave a (ex now) who was crazy slut really ki atleast he Got Laid
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Akward. Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk.. Oh bay does this bring back memories shave a (ex now) who was crazy slut really ki

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

Oh bay does this bring back memories
shave a (ex now) who was crazy slut
really kinky rape, bound. type of shit
was mere into than me honestly. It was hard to please her but I tried
wanted to act out the ultimate rape fantasy
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had done little snufflier this before but this time she literally wanted mete kidnap her em in the open
silks no shit literally grab her and throw her into my car (98 contour SVT)
kl was against it and just noped
rafter literal months of hurdling everythingis please me both in bed (the nastiest shit Wu could imagine) and outside I caved.
H would pull up while she was }egging at night
nut her off with the car
wrap her and threw her in the back seats with her mouth tied
were picked a perfect place and actually practice in private hew rethren her in the car SO the plan went down without a hitch
wwhile driving I made sure to threw en the dirty talk and feel her
kl was feeling it new
noticed something a little odd SC) I glanced down at read
ea passing read light illuminated hamface
Ht wasn' t her
Taft: about award
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#4 - daftiduck
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"Sorry, I thought you were my girlfriend."
User avatar #62 to #4 - triplewin
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omg
#38 to #4 - bigbaddrag
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"I could be."
#41 to #38 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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Best porn opening ever.
User avatar #12 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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I also have an awkward story I would like to get off my chest
> be 13
> been fapping for a good three weeks (not consecutively)
> it's a fateful day where you ejaculate for the first time
> super excited
> rush into living room and tell mom (whom is enjoying the company of my aunt)
>"I just ejacked!"
>"you what?"
> "ejacked, you know, ejaculated" (I have no idea why I told her)
> "uhh okay, well go for a shower"
> big ass grin on my face
>"I will"
> smiling like a ******* maniac in the shower
> I'm a man, I can make fluids
> some years later
> "WHY THE **** WOULD I DO THAT"
#42 to #12 - stegovii
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#32 to #12 - hiccupthehuman
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Once when I was 14, my mom caught me after I had just ejaculated. I have no idea hy but I said:" You won't tell Uncle will you?" And no I was not molested by him but for some reason it was like my only worry t that moment. I still remember her confused while holding back her laugh. Oh god...
User avatar #39 to #12 - cycloberrick
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when I was twelve I did somewhat the same thing, I told my mom I had looked at porn.
User avatar #57 to #12 - mlpokeyuan
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I decided to make a family announcement and presentation of my first pubic hair when I was 12. I wish I didn't do that. I remember feeling really giddy about it.
User avatar #76 to #12 - mrcocoabeans
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I feel bad considering i started fapping before i could even come (cum, how ever you spell it)... i was caught multiple times... I started before i even knew how to properly search porn. I opened up a picture of a naked girl i found on google imagine and put it into microsoft publisher, maximized it till i could see just one boob... Fapped, came.

And now im addicted to porn... hip hip hooray
User avatar #75 to #12 - cheeselol
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when i jizzed for the first time i thought id broken it or done something really bad, so i went downstairs and stood inches away from a closed door with tears streaming down my face wondering if i should open it and tell my mum what happened.

I thank god every day that i didnt open that ******* door.
#68 to #12 - snoopyshouse
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> I'm a man, I can make fluids

that`s just... that`s just great.
#28 to #12 - tugaii
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> been fapping for a good three weeks (not consecutively)
Oh thanks for pointing that out i took you seriously for a moment.
#43 to #12 - yutdollacwwwthree
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>Be 12/13    
>Taking a bath   
>start getting a boner, start touching myself   
>mom walks in   
>"Sorry , continue what you're doing"   
>walks out   
   
   
I'll be honest here, I've been caught by my mom multiple times, my sister a couple times, and by her friend twice. The second time however, was on "accident"   
   
I jacked off next to her while we were sitting on my couch, my sister was out of the room.   
   
She come over since... I wonder why
>Be 12/13
>Taking a bath
>start getting a boner, start touching myself
>mom walks in
>"Sorry , continue what you're doing"
>walks out


I'll be honest here, I've been caught by my mom multiple times, my sister a couple times, and by her friend twice. The second time however, was on "accident"

I jacked off next to her while we were sitting on my couch, my sister was out of the room.

She come over since... I wonder why
User avatar #67 to #43 - thedarkestrogue
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masterofromance.jpeg
User avatar #56 to #43 - yaybacon
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Why did you jack off next to her?
#58 to #56 - yutdollacwwwthree
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I think a better question is Why not?
I think a better question is Why not?
User avatar #59 to #58 - yaybacon
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One thing I need to know is.. Was it out in the open or undercover?
User avatar #60 to #59 - yutdollacwwwthree
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Open. She watched for a few seconds then laid down on the opposite end until I finished.

Then I cleaned up and sat back down by her.
#61 to #60 - yaybacon
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User avatar #74 to #60 - defeats
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Please disregard one "don't".
User avatar #73 to #60 - defeats
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Is that true? I'm having a really hard time believing it yet I don't don't doubt it.
That is some really creepy ****, how old were you both at this time?

I've never been caught.
User avatar #91 to #73 - yutdollacwwwthree
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It happened a few weeks ago.

I'm 18, she's 17.
User avatar #92 to #91 - defeats
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Haha, that's great!
You're a scary man, but that is great. has she told your sister, or voiced concern about you toward your sister?
I think if I did something like this to one of my sisters friends the entire country would know of it by the end of the week. But then again, I am 21 and my sisters friends are all 15.

I don't mean any offense, but it is a kind of creepy thing to do, what inspired you to do it? I've never masturbated in front of somebody before.
User avatar #93 to #92 - yutdollacwwwthree
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I don't think she's told my sister, but Kim (her name) hasn't come over since... lol

Anyways she was wearing a rather skanky shirt that was showing off her DD's. So I just did it, it's quite a rush
User avatar #94 to #93 - defeats
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Haha, I'm impressed, that was ballsy.
User avatar #44 to #43 - yutdollacwwwthree
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She HASN'T come over since*
#19 to #12 - wildemu
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When I was young, I saw my mother naked and called her vagina a veggie burger...
When I was young, I saw my mother naked and called her vagina a veggie burger...



#21 to #19 - atma
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#23 to #19 - crazyanimefreak
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#53 to #19 - joeypie
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#11 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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User avatar #69 to #11 - snaresinger
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I am having the worst night in a long time, and you just made it better. Thank you for bringing smiles to a man with no access to alcohol.
User avatar #77 to #11 - thalfak
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I lost it at sexing
#37 to #11 - Greekkenyan
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Lost it at "SHORYUUUKEEENN"
User avatar #13 - weazr [OP]
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Top 200! Not a bad start...

Please, anyone get it.
User avatar #20 to #13 - jamiemsm
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i salute you fellow man. that was a bold move.
have a thumb
User avatar #50 to #20 - weazr [OP]
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I don't have a reaction folder on my school computer, but ITooLikeToLiveDangerously.jpeg
User avatar #33 to #13 - arkensas
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better than a ******* banana
User avatar #83 to #13 - pickstar
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I'm confused. What am I to get?
User avatar #90 to #83 - weazr [OP]
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There was this one person who said that, but not as a joke. Let's just say that he is not with us anymore.
User avatar #96 to #90 - teevee
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i have always been with you
User avatar #97 to #83 - teevee
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User avatar #98 to #97 - pickstar
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I find it reallllllyyyy funny because people are making jokes about your post. Also this is from june watchu doin here *****
User avatar #99 to #98 - teevee
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i dunno just found this little section here
#63 to #13 - SergeantPWN
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You clever ************.
User avatar #15 to #13 - mattyjay
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That could have ended, well, badly.
#30 - slenderwolf
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#29 - slenderwolf
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User avatar #36 to #29 - anonrandom
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Is that text directly related to the image source? If so, what is it? If not, what IS the text from, if anything?
#40 - nighthawxx
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So did you **** her or not?
#31 - slenderwolf
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User avatar #49 to #31 - holycrapimacupcake
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Walk it off.
#8 - lolokoko **User deleted account**
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#45 - snakefire
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HFW