Akward. Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk... "Sorry, I thought you were my girlfriend." atleast he Got Laid
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#4 - daftiduck ONLINE
Reply +148
(08/26/2013) [-]
"Sorry, I thought you were my girlfriend."
#62 to #4 - triplewin
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(08/27/2013) [-]
omg
#38 to #4 - bigbaddrag
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(08/27/2013) [-]
"I could be."
#41 to #38 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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(08/27/2013) [-]
Best porn opening ever.
#12 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
Reply +104
(08/26/2013) [-]
I also have an awkward story I would like to get off my chest
> be 13
> been fapping for a good three weeks (not consecutively)
> it's a fateful day where you ejaculate for the first time
> super excited
> rush into living room and tell mom (whom is enjoying the company of my aunt)
>"I just ejacked!"
>"you what?"
> "ejacked, you know, ejaculated" (I have no idea why I told her)
> "uhh okay, well go for a shower"
> big ass grin on my face
>"I will"
> smiling like a ******* maniac in the shower
> I'm a man, I can make fluids
> some years later
> "WHY THE **** WOULD I DO THAT"
#42 to #12 - stegovii
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#32 to #12 - hiccupthehuman
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(08/27/2013) [-]
Once when I was 14, my mom caught me after I had just ejaculated. I have no idea hy but I said:" You won't tell Uncle will you?" And no I was not molested by him but for some reason it was like my only worry t that moment. I still remember her confused while holding back her laugh. Oh god...
#39 to #12 - cycloberrick
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(08/27/2013) [-]
when I was twelve I did somewhat the same thing, I told my mom I had looked at porn.
#57 to #12 - mlpokeyuan
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(08/27/2013) [-]
I decided to make a family announcement and presentation of my first pubic hair when I was 12. I wish I didn't do that. I remember feeling really giddy about it.
#76 to #12 - mrcocoabeans
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(08/27/2013) [-]
I feel bad considering i started fapping before i could even come (cum, how ever you spell it)... i was caught multiple times... I started before i even knew how to properly search porn. I opened up a picture of a naked girl i found on google imagine and put it into microsoft publisher, maximized it till i could see just one boob... Fapped, came.

And now im addicted to porn... hip hip hooray
#75 to #12 - cheeselol
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(08/27/2013) [-]
when i jizzed for the first time i thought id broken it or done something really bad, so i went downstairs and stood inches away from a closed door with tears streaming down my face wondering if i should open it and tell my mum what happened.

I thank god every day that i didnt open that ******* door.
#68 to #12 - snoopyshouse
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(08/27/2013) [-]
> I'm a man, I can make fluids

that`s just... that`s just great.
#28 to #12 - tugaii ONLINE
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(08/27/2013) [-]
> been fapping for a good three weeks (not consecutively)
Oh thanks for pointing that out i took you seriously for a moment.
#43 to #12 - yutdollacwwwthree
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(08/27/2013) [-]
>Be 12/13    
>Taking a bath   
>start getting a boner, start touching myself   
>mom walks in   
>"Sorry , continue what you're doing"   
>walks out   
   
   
I'll be honest here, I've been caught by my mom multiple times, my sister a couple times, and by her friend twice. The second time however, was on "accident"   
   
I jacked off next to her while we were sitting on my couch, my sister was out of the room.   
   
She come over since... I wonder why
>Be 12/13
>Taking a bath
>start getting a boner, start touching myself
>mom walks in
>"Sorry , continue what you're doing"
>walks out


I'll be honest here, I've been caught by my mom multiple times, my sister a couple times, and by her friend twice. The second time however, was on "accident"

I jacked off next to her while we were sitting on my couch, my sister was out of the room.

She come over since... I wonder why
#67 to #43 - thedarkestrogue
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(08/27/2013) [-]
masterofromance.jpeg
#56 to #43 - yaybacon
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(08/27/2013) [-]
Why did you jack off next to her?
#58 to #56 - yutdollacwwwthree
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(08/27/2013) [-]
I think a better question is Why not?
I think a better question is Why not?
#59 to #58 - yaybacon
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(08/27/2013) [-]
One thing I need to know is.. Was it out in the open or undercover?
#60 to #59 - yutdollacwwwthree
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(08/27/2013) [-]
Open. She watched for a few seconds then laid down on the opposite end until I finished.

Then I cleaned up and sat back down by her.
#61 to #60 - yaybacon
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(08/27/2013) [-]
#74 to #60 - defeats
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(08/27/2013) [-]
Please disregard one "don't".
#73 to #60 - defeats
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(08/27/2013) [-]
Is that true? I'm having a really hard time believing it yet I don't don't doubt it.
That is some really creepy ****, how old were you both at this time?

I've never been caught.
#91 to #73 - yutdollacwwwthree
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(08/28/2013) [-]
It happened a few weeks ago.

I'm 18, she's 17.
#92 to #91 - defeats
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(08/28/2013) [-]
Haha, that's great!
You're a scary man, but that is great. has she told your sister, or voiced concern about you toward your sister?
I think if I did something like this to one of my sisters friends the entire country would know of it by the end of the week. But then again, I am 21 and my sisters friends are all 15.

I don't mean any offense, but it is a kind of creepy thing to do, what inspired you to do it? I've never masturbated in front of somebody before.
#93 to #92 - yutdollacwwwthree
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(08/28/2013) [-]
I don't think she's told my sister, but Kim (her name) hasn't come over since... lol

Anyways she was wearing a rather skanky shirt that was showing off her DD's. So I just did it, it's quite a rush
#94 to #93 - defeats
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(08/28/2013) [-]
Haha, I'm impressed, that was ballsy.
#44 to #43 - yutdollacwwwthree
Reply 0
(08/27/2013) [-]
She HASN'T come over since*
#19 to #12 - wildemu
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(08/27/2013) [-]
When I was young, I saw my mother naked and called her vagina a veggie burger...
When I was young, I saw my mother naked and called her vagina a veggie burger...



#21 to #19 - atma
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(08/27/2013) [-]
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#23 to #19 - crazyanimefreak
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#53 to #19 - joeypie
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#55 to #19 - yaybacon
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(08/27/2013) [-]
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#11 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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(08/26/2013) [-]
#69 to #11 - snaresinger
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(08/27/2013) [-]
I am having the worst night in a long time, and you just made it better. Thank you for bringing smiles to a man with no access to alcohol.
#77 to #11 - thalfak
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(08/27/2013) [-]
I lost it at sexing
#37 to #11 - Greekkenyan
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(08/27/2013) [-]
Lost it at "SHORYUUUKEEENN"
#13 - weazr [OP] ONLINE
Reply +32
(08/26/2013) [-]
Top 200! Not a bad start...

Please, anyone get it.
#20 to #13 - jamiemsm
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(08/27/2013) [-]
i salute you fellow man. that was a bold move.
have a thumb
#50 to #20 - weazr [OP] ONLINE
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(08/27/2013) [-]
I don't have a reaction folder on my school computer, but ITooLikeToLiveDangerously.jpeg
#33 to #13 - arkensas
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(08/27/2013) [-]
better than a ******* banana
#83 to #13 - pickstar
Reply +2
(08/27/2013) [-]
I'm confused. What am I to get?
#90 to #83 - weazr [OP] ONLINE
Reply +2
(08/27/2013) [-]
There was this one person who said that, but not as a joke. Let's just say that he is not with us anymore.
#96 to #90 - teevee
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(10/14/2013) [-]
i have always been with you
#98 to #97 - pickstar
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(10/15/2013) [-]
I find it reallllllyyyy funny because people are making jokes about your post. Also this is from june watchu doin here *****
#99 to #98 - teevee
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(10/16/2013) [-]
i dunno just found this little section here
#63 to #13 - SergeantPWN
Reply +3
(08/27/2013) [-]
You clever ************.
#15 to #13 - mattyjay
Reply +6
(08/26/2013) [-]
That could have ended, well, badly.
#30 - slenderwolf
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(08/27/2013) [-]
#70 to #30 - godoftheanons
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#29 - slenderwolf
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(08/27/2013) [-]
#36 to #29 - anonrandom
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(08/27/2013) [-]
Is that text directly related to the image source? If so, what is it? If not, what IS the text from, if anything?
#40 - nighthawxx
Reply +14
(08/27/2013) [-]
So did you **** her or not?
#31 - slenderwolf
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(08/27/2013) [-]
#49 to #31 - holycrapimacupcake
Reply +6
(08/27/2013) [-]
Walk it off.
#8 - lolokoko **User deleted account**
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(08/26/2013) [-]
#45 - snakefire
Reply +6
(08/27/2013) [-]
HFW