Some Tips. Source: Imgur. 1. Find vending machine. 2. Enter code:. 432112311 3. Immediately push and hold the coin return button. 4. Change will fall into the t
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Some Tips

1. Find vending machine.
2. Enter code:. 432112311
3. Immediately push and
hold the coin return button.
4. Change will fall into the
tray.
Prank your friends by freezing
Mentos in ice cubes and
making time bomb soda.
If you yell "Andy' s Coming"
in front of the Toy Story
characters at Disney, they' ll
stop whatever they' re doing
and drop.
It' stream suggested that
putting Chapstick over the
barcode on a scantron will
prevent the system from
marking answers wrong.
Use caution.
When someone tells you
what they make per hour at
a full time job, double it and
add three zeros. That' s how
much they make in a year.
Paint tributary colors on fan
blades to get a rainbow fan.
If you pay , You can
register your dog as an
Emotional Support Animal"
8: It' ll be illegal for landlords
to refuse to rent to you.
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#41 - floggnawstalgia (08/26/2013) [-]
toy story one doesn't work anymore because people kept saying andy's coming to them and they couldn't get anywhere
#50 to #46 - John Cena (08/26/2013) [-]
jes thats such a masterr troll xdd so fahymny lel
#211 to #50 - niggastolemyname (08/27/2013) [-]
omg rite i h8 those trollols
omg rite i h8 those trollols
#98 to #46 - jacksipian (08/26/2013) [-]
yes, dont you?
User avatar #85 to #41 - childpls (08/26/2013) [-]
I spent five minutes trying to unselect this before reading what it said.
User avatar #83 to #41 - axeaddonis (08/26/2013) [-]
but if I select it harder I can't see it at all!
User avatar #161 to #77 - itskirbybitch (08/26/2013) [-]
You're so lucky that isnt on the front page anymore
User avatar #156 to #77 - NinjaHermit (08/26/2013) [-]
No, what you do is crush them into dust, and then mix it into cream cheese. Roll the mixture into little balls, and coat those in melted chocolate. Put them into the fridge to let them set. Then enjoy your oreo truffles.
#114 - optimussum (08/26/2013) [-]
For the love of god let the paint dry first
User avatar #140 to #114 - dross (08/26/2013) [-]
I'm guessing isolating it would be a good idea too...
#202 to #114 - John Cena (08/26/2013) [-]
Directions not clear enough. Got my dick stuck in a fan
User avatar #8 - WhiteCrayon (08/26/2013) [-]
I took a pickture with Woody, then he leaned towards my ear and said in the deepest black guy voice "don't you ****** dare say Andy's coming"
+1
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#21 to #8 - epicawe (08/26/2013) [-]
heard it before
User avatar #44 to #21 - warioteam (08/26/2013) [-]
OH **** ITS BLACK WOODY
User avatar #180 to #44 - bknob (08/26/2013) [-]
I bet he's twice as tall as the white Woody
User avatar #212 to #44 - pootakka (08/27/2013) [-]
The snake in his boot is just his dick hanging from under his pants leg.
#18 - captainwow (08/26/2013) [-]
"ANDY'S COMING!!"

"What are you doing, you said you'd help me find my parents!"

"Shut it kid I don't wanna get fired"
#179 - nsfwanon (08/26/2013) [-]
Protip!

When painting your fan primary colours, remember to let it dry before you test it. Otherwise your walls will have a lovely new 'splatter' effect.
#87 - mrpenoos (08/26/2013) [-]
I'm a lifeguard and I definitely do NOT make 155K a year.
#93 to #87 - John Cena (08/26/2013) [-]
Full-time standard hours?
User avatar #181 to #87 - wellogs (08/26/2013) [-]
Unless you make around 75 dollars an hour you might have got the maths wrong
#160 - John Cena (08/26/2013) [-]
Are you guys still infront of the computer?? I ran out As soon as I read the first part about the vending machine, found one, took out like $200 bucks in quaters. I M GONNA CLEAN UP EVERY VENDING MACHINE!
User avatar #131 - nim (08/26/2013) [-]
1. Vending Machine codes vary on the maker and almost never work
2. Doesn't work the mentos just float to the bottom
3. Rarely works. Most times they don't respond or say Andy's in college.
4. Proven fake
7. Emotional Support Animals do NOT have public access, or other rights like a guide or service animal does.

Don't believe everything you hear on the internet
#136 to #131 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account** (08/26/2013) [-]
Well I think the main problem with the mentos is that ice doesn't melt instantly. There wouldn't be a sudden explosion of soda because only a tiny bit of mento would be uncovered at first, and it would slowly come out.
#197 to #131 - graytimber (08/26/2013) [-]
"No public access." It's not talking about going into stores, it's talking about "no-pet" policies being turned around because of your animal's title.
In other words, you should be able to rent a place and keep your "emotional support animal."
User avatar #132 to #131 - nim (08/26/2013) [-]
Float to the bottom. **** I'm retarded
#133 to #132 - YeYouKnoMe (08/26/2013) [-]
I honestly didn't catch that at first, but once you pointed it out i lol'd
I honestly didn't catch that at first, but once you pointed it out i lol'd
#134 to #133 - nim (08/26/2013) [-]
Gif made me laugh. Just one of those days I forget how to everything.
Gif made me laugh. Just one of those days I forget how to everything.
#216 - HungrHungryNomad (08/27/2013) [-]
The lightbulb...it did it!
#164 - John Cena (08/26/2013) [-]
The vending maching trick only works wih models from 2002 and older.
I fill them for a living
Each company has a certain code for each type of machine but they change the code every quarter.
#137 - wrightypow (08/26/2013) [-]
when i kept saying it
#69 - John Cena (08/26/2013) [-]
I was just at Disney a few days ago, and I asked one of the people that worked there that if I scream "Andys coming!" At Buzz and Woody, would they drop? And he said they used to do that, but for lawsuit reasons they stopped :c
#165 - spanishninja (08/26/2013) [-]
"Andy is coming"

now i get it.
#47 - Deavas (08/26/2013) [-]
it doesnt mention it in this pic but the original on 4chan did, but for the first one, those arent numbers you type in. thats the order of the drink selections you have to press for it to work.
#207 - arthurmitchell (08/26/2013) [-]
Oh, Andy's cumming aright
User avatar #206 - danyoung (08/26/2013) [-]
Would not that be stealing? I mean, you get the money from the machine...
User avatar #213 to #206 - stringfingerable (08/27/2013) [-]
It'd be considered stealing.
User avatar #215 to #213 - danyoung (08/27/2013) [-]
Now..do it or not do it? That's de question...
User avatar #217 to #215 - stringfingerable (08/27/2013) [-]
I'd do it. But only if I really wanted something from there. Like cheddar bacon flavored Potato Skins. Best chips ever IMO.
#199 - fastbackmustang (08/26/2013) [-]
The last one does not work im a landlord but if they register it after they are moved in and have a doctors note saying they need it then you cant kick them out for it but its only allowed in there apartment it isn't allowed to loiter the hallways or on the lawn
#167 - pikininja (08/26/2013) [-]
These are pretty cool except for the last one. Landlords can still refuse to rent to you. I like cats better anyways.
These are pretty cool except for the last one. Landlords can still refuse to rent to you. I like cats better anyways.
User avatar #71 - jewsburninindaoven (08/26/2013) [-]
If you hit the emergency stop button on an elevator exactly half way between floors and pry the doors open, you will find a new floor.
User avatar #153 to #71 - jacksipian (08/26/2013) [-]
its true, they did it in that movie that one time, you know the movie
User avatar #219 to #153 - jewsburninindaoven (08/27/2013) [-]
Being John Malkovich
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