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Hi, i'm a bus

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Submitted: 08/25/2013
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#2 - speedyonbiscuit (08/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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You know those chips down in the kitchen?

Yeah, those ******* said alot of **** about you, better go eat them like a ******* mad man!?

But, but, but it's so far away..
#45 - anonymous (08/26/2013) [-]
coors says; dude, chicks love the shuffle truffle!
User avatar #44 - SgtObvious (08/26/2013) [-]
tullamore dew is horrible
#42 - marlton (08/26/2013) [-]
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#41 - magerogue (08/26/2013) [-]
Holy **** , the jack daniels and the stoli are just too god damn accurate xD
User avatar #46 to #41 - masterboll (08/26/2013) [-]
xD
#27 - mrdrface (08/26/2013) [-]
Why pick the two worst beers?
User avatar #24 - thedarkestrogue (08/26/2013) [-]
I don't get why people become less intelligent when they're drunk.
It slows me a down a bit in thought processes but as long as i keep taking my time like I normally do......oh....right....people like to think fast and just do **** .
#19 - LocoJoe (08/26/2013) [-]
What's a good thing to think about? All the bad **** in your life.
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#17 - skysovs (08/26/2013) [-]
did the last one!!

he was right!! though my fist went to the hospital aftwards... ( and i followed right after)
User avatar #10 - Sabre (08/26/2013) [-]
I drink Jack for metal shows. Desensitizes you to pain and makes you agressive as **** !
#7 - anonymous (08/26/2013) [-]
Somehow I seriously doubt a Budweiser could convince people of anything...
#3 - anonymous (08/26/2013) [-]
Drinking is bad. It's a weakness. I hate the people who go to parties and can't have fun with their friends without alcohol. It's pathetic that they can't enjoy themselves at a ******* party with all their friends without needing to drink. Or the people who hide in a bottle from their problems. It's just a crutch. Man the **** up and deal with your problems. Life is hard, man up. You wont find any solutions to your problems at the bottom of a bottle, they're still there when you sober up. It's also horrible for you body basically like drinking poison.
#28 to #3 - flusteredmoose (08/26/2013) [-]
You will find the answer if the question is "I wonder what is at the bottom of this bottle?"
User avatar #25 to #3 - fozpi (08/26/2013) [-]
more alcohol for us then
User avatar #22 to #3 - fireprincess (08/26/2013) [-]
Why would you sticky this? You're giving the troll the attention he craves.
#11 to #3 - stungun (08/26/2013) [-]
Amount of ***** i give
#8 to #3 - diligafnw (08/26/2013) [-]
Dude who was the alcoholic in your family?? And it does make some times a lot more fun
#32 to #8 - anonymous (08/26/2013) [-]
No one in my family was an alcoholic. I just ******* hate alcohol and the idiots who drink it. If you can't have fun at a party without needing to drink then you're just a boring person in general.
User avatar #4 to #3 - kimilsung (08/26/2013) [-]
nice pasta ******
#5 to #4 - anonymous (08/26/2013) [-]
It being posted before doesn't make it any less true. This is how I honestly feel about alcohol. It's a terrible thing and people need to stop being dumbasses by drinking a flavored poison.
User avatar #6 to #5 - kimilsung (08/26/2013) [-]
I dont know if you're serious, but if so, you are really ******* dumb sir. Have you ever tried it? It's like the people who critizice ********* without having ever tried it. I by myself can have fun at parties without drinking, but when you do it becomes even funnier and that's a fact. You can't call it poison since it doesn't kill you unless you abuse it SO ******* much. By your logic oxigen is poison too, since it oxidizes you inside.
#33 to #6 - anonymous (08/26/2013) [-]
I have not tried it and never will. I'm not really big on poisoning myself. Maybe that's just me though.I hate ********* as well. If you can have fun without it then there's no reason to drink it. It's stupid and pointless. It takes a lot less alcohol to do serious damage than it does oxygen so that's a terrible comparison. Also we need oxygen to live. We do not need alcohol.
User avatar #20 to #6 - Hreidmar ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
He's not. He (or they) do this on every post related to drugs or alcohol. Just ignore them.
#34 to #20 - anonymous (08/26/2013) [-]
But I am.I promise you i'm serious. Whether or not you choose to believe me is up to you. You just refuse to believe the truth because you don't **** what I have to say.
User avatar #36 to #34 - Hreidmar ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
Yeah yeah, I've heard it before. You're just a bored, trolling teenager still on summer break.
#40 to #36 - anonymous (08/26/2013) [-]
I'm 20 actually... and yeah I don't start until next week Tuesday. But just because summer is over doesn't mean I wont still be saying what I want to say. I want to get people to stop being ******* idiots.
#1 - pentol (08/26/2013) [-]
friend of mine punched a 40 year old class picture at our boarding school, during a drunken haze.
during his stay at home while his hand healed from the injuries, he stole a car and drove it around, presumably drunker than last time.
he made sure he had a guitar pick attached to his cast, so he could write the "smash" "hit" -i broke my hand in anger.
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