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#1 - mayorman (08/25/2013) [-]
**mayorman rolled a random image posted in comment #80 at Like a boss. ** who opens the jar
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User avatar #57 to #1 - bjornkrage (08/26/2013) [-]
SHe-man?
#17 to #1 - lordlucifer ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
**lordlucifer rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at cool story ** i cam back to thumb this!
#103 to #17 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
What the **** did you summon?
User avatar #106 to #103 - volcanicdiarrhea (08/26/2013) [-]
He is Lord Lucifer.
Even god doesn't know.
#33 to #1 - redtooth (08/26/2013) [-]
Aww yee
Aww yee
User avatar #51 to #1 - spyrothehedgehog (08/26/2013) [-]
that is literally the manliest man in the entirety of mankind
User avatar #114 to #1 - whitehawk ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
and he said...

heyyeyyeyyeyey
#4 to #1 - xast (08/25/2013) [-]
That roll!
That roll!
User avatar #2 to #1 - reginleaf (08/25/2013) [-]
I don't think you could have asked for a better role.
User avatar #3 to #2 - mayorman (08/25/2013) [-]
i don't like how he's frowning, it's like "but i don't wanna open the jar"
#6 to #1 - atoma (08/25/2013) [-]
The only man accepted by feminists   
   
HE-MAN!!
The only man accepted by feminists

HE-MAN!! HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA
#20 to #1 - nightdude (08/26/2013) [-]
And he tries

Oh my God, does he try
User avatar #87 to #32 - alexownz (08/26/2013) [-]
To be honest ive seen so many of these and its been so long since ive played the game i cant tell if this is real or not now. Like if its some kenji ending i never played found, cause i didnt 100% the game.
#71 to #53 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (08/26/2013) [-]
#113 - chopliver (08/26/2013) [-]
Moment of 99.99% Completion
User avatar #126 to #113 - firstresponder (08/26/2013) [-]
shortest horror story ever
"where'd that spider go?"

#139 to #126 - anon (08/27/2013) [-]
chopliver doesn't like our comments. he is being a red thumber cause he has a tiny, and practically invisible penis. he might be a relative of the late proxier; ffffyou
#141 to #139 - chopliver (08/27/2013) [-]
Crap, I clearly can't get the font right. Anywho, I didn't thumb you guys down.
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#115 to #113 - elitehacker (08/26/2013) [-]
A woman was giving birth. Kid was acually dolan.   
   
Shorter. 9 words instead of 17.
A woman was giving birth. Kid was acually dolan.

Shorter. 9 words instead of 17.
User avatar #129 to #113 - djjeroenski (08/26/2013) [-]
shortest horror story i know:
monday
#52 - bennyz (08/26/2013) [-]
Wants to take out all men - men in the comments give them ways to open the jar

pretty beta
#47 - sorrybut (08/26/2013) [-]
So much for empowering  women.
So much for empowering women.
#48 - nylak (08/26/2013) [-]
And that's why we have these.
User avatar #74 - sienimies (08/26/2013) [-]
What do they do if a male baby is born?
#95 - sailorstarsun (08/26/2013) [-]
I'm sure there is some woman out there somewhere who could open it.
User avatar #30 - misterdiddly (08/26/2013) [-]
lesbians can open it with their lesbian powers
ima leave now
#80 to #30 - nuculardonkey (08/26/2013) [-]
You made me grin, but still
#98 to #30 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (08/26/2013) [-]
like this?
it's mio from K-on. the picture does not at all represent the show.
#121 - lastsamurai (08/26/2013) [-]
but what do they do with the baby boys.
#123 to #121 - solarisofcelestia (08/26/2013) [-]
Well, what do you think?
Well, what do you think?
#134 to #123 - lastsamurai (08/26/2013) [-]
walking with a plate of spaghetti and then just dropping it on the floor.

rude I say.
#38 - puffolotti (08/26/2013) [-]
if there is no man around a woman can open it even against her forehead, she ask to a man because she is genetically selected to find disgusting the sight of a man minding his business.
#59 - thechosentroll (08/26/2013) [-]
I'm surprised no one here even knows that you could easily open it with a knife. And, no. I'm not talking about stabbing it until the jar gives up.
User avatar #99 to #59 - pockyrin (08/26/2013) [-]
I always stab the lid to break the seal, then it's simple to open. Is that what you meant?
User avatar #135 to #99 - thechosentroll (08/26/2013) [-]
1. Take knife.
2. Place tip if the blade between the cap and the glass
3. Twist slightly until you hear the cap pop. A hissing sound will do, too.
4. Open lid.

You just use the knife to bend the lid a bit and let some air in, since the difference in air pressure's what makes the lid so damn hard to open. I'm seriously surprised you ****** don't know this. My damn grandma taught me how to do it, so I assume it's a pretty old trick.
#104 to #99 - ainise (08/26/2013) [-]
You see the ridges on the top of a pickle jar? You take a butter knife, hold it by the blade and strike it in the same direction it opens. O\ like this.
#65 - anon (08/26/2013) [-]
Feminists are ******* idiots. All of them. Equality ones and man hating ones. They need to realize that men are the superior gender. Someone needs to put them back in their ******* places and teach them their proper role in society. Times used to be better when women knew their place in the world and you could buy a wife with a cow or some thing...
User avatar #105 to #65 - payseht (08/26/2013) [-]
You mean the superior sex, not gender, which is a made up term used by liberals to help their gay activist agenda. Otherwise, everything you said is pretty obvious to non cut hippy jew lovers
#116 to #65 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
Very funny, but I read a comment like this from an anon in every single post that has anything to do with feminism.
User avatar #120 to #65 - thorstoned (08/26/2013) [-]
What do you know bout the time women "knew their place"?
#136 to #120 - anon (08/26/2013) [-]
That's all that i'm talking about. I'm talking about nothing else about that time period BESIDES the role of women. Anything that was wrong i'm not talking about/ Just women knew their place.
#131 to #65 - brothergrimm ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
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#132 to #131 - brothergrimm ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
Be silent, you ignorant knuckle dragging neanderthal.
Be silent, you ignorant knuckle dragging neanderthal.
#66 to #65 - nancyboy (08/26/2013) [-]
Please please tell me you are joking?
User avatar #77 to #66 - fizzor (08/26/2013) [-]
Don't fall for it. The guy is an utter retard who keeps telling everyone that he just wants to discuss, and that he posts these ridiculously over-the-top-copypastas of his because otherwise "it won't start anything". He favorites his comment so that he can come back later to "discuss", thumbs up his own comments and thumbs down almost everyone else, he tries to pass off his opinions as truths and facts, and when he's accused of trolling he gets all anal-devastated and goes on about how everyone keeps saying he's a troll just because we don't like his opinions. He keeps repeating the same ******* answers like a robot.
#78 to #77 - nancyboy (08/26/2013) [-]
What's the bet he doesn't have a girlfriend?
User avatar #82 to #78 - fizzor (08/26/2013) [-]
He keeps telling me he has a life in the outside world, but I seriously doubt it. Just some kid bored out of his mind, most likely.
#73 to #66 - scantoz (08/26/2013) [-]
No , hes serious. One of many sacks of **** in the world.
#75 to #73 - nancyboy (08/26/2013) [-]
Well that's depressing
#76 to #75 - scantoz (08/26/2013) [-]
Yes it is...
Yes it is...
#79 to #76 - nuculardonkey (08/26/2013) [-]
I support women for trying to have real and true equality like in business places and such, but i don't support radical feminists
I support women for trying to have real and true equality like in business places and such, but i don't support radical feminists
User avatar #84 to #79 - fizzor (08/26/2013) [-]
Nobody with a common sense supports radical feminists.
#83 to #79 - scantoz (08/26/2013) [-]
And that's how it should be. Radical feminists don't want equality, they want supremacy .
User avatar #88 to #83 - logicstrike (08/26/2013) [-]
please say extremist feminist rather than radical femenism because although radical femnism does exist (and ohh trust me it's weird and inpractical) it does infact mean something different.

radical feminism is the idea that women and men should socialised seperately from one another, that is it admittidle abreviated but no points for guessing a problem with that theory.
#90 to #88 - scantoz (08/26/2013) [-]
Well I don't support either.
User avatar #93 to #90 - logicstrike (08/26/2013) [-]
I can see why, but having had to learn this in college I cry when people mix up different types of feminism.
#86 to #66 - anon (08/26/2013) [-]
I'm not. I'm completely serious. Ignore the guy below me. He's just completely wrong with almost everything he said...
#92 to #86 - nancyboy (08/26/2013) [-]
You poor strange little boy
#102 to #92 - anon (08/26/2013) [-]
How am I strange? And i'm not poor...
#110 to #102 - nancyboy (08/26/2013) [-]
Poor as in pitiful
User avatar #97 to #65 - phanact (08/26/2013) [-]
I'm going to quote admin here

"Find peace in the fact that you are useless as a man"
#91 to #65 - megustan (08/26/2013) [-]
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#100 to #91 - anon (08/26/2013) [-]
No i'm not. Why do you ask?
#7 - weenieandthebutt (08/25/2013) [-]
If only they could think outside the box and actually smash open the jar.   
   
seems that they not only lack strength but also brain
If only they could think outside the box and actually smash open the jar.

seems that they not only lack strength but also brain
#96 to #7 - twofreegerbils (08/26/2013) [-]
Good thing we have strong and smart men like you to take care of our women.
#108 to #96 - anon (08/26/2013) [-]
you're just being an asshole now
#8 to #7 - dodosareextinct (08/26/2013) [-]
"And the answer to all our reproductive needs is safely kept in this unbreakable glass jar."

safely kept in this unbreakable glass jar

unbreakable glass jar

unbreakable


Sorry for being kind of a dick.
#9 to #8 - weenieandthebutt (08/26/2013) [-]
Looks like I went seriously potato on this one then.
Looks like I went seriously potato on this one then.

User avatar #11 to #9 - wwkybobo (08/26/2013) [-]
It happens my man.
#16 to #8 - divinedrgn (08/26/2013) [-]
Well titanic was said to be an unsinkable ship but that iceberg sure showed them!
User avatar #22 to #8 - reaperriley ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
Glass.....
User avatar #43 to #22 - LookinHereWhy (08/26/2013) [-]
UNBREAKABLE
User avatar #137 to #43 - reaperriley ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
Use a titanium saw on it or something. Are you people ******* retarded?
#119 to #8 - choowoo (08/26/2013) [-]
It doesn't say unsmashable
#49 to #8 - anon (08/26/2013) [-]
I don't think putting 'unbreakable' in front of the word 'glass' makes it any stronger. It's glass, not diamond. It can be tough to break, but not unbreakable.
User avatar #109 to #49 - dross (08/26/2013) [-]
It's a plot device in a fictitious, metaphor-ridden joke. If you're going to pick holes in it, pick holes in the fact there are no men in the entire world....
User avatar #101 to #49 - angelious ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
bullet proof glass anyone?


User avatar #127 to #101 - logicstrike (08/26/2013) [-]
*bullet resistant
User avatar #143 to #127 - angelious ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
dunno those things can also take a punch pretty well
#130 - anon (08/26/2013) [-]
Its not like they have any men around to open the jar...Wait, that was the joke. I am laughing so hard right now.
#125 - anon (08/26/2013) [-]
that feminist is pretty cute
#118 - notgamergirl (08/26/2013) [-]
Could anyone help me reach level 2? Please?
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