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User avatar #1 - benjamino (08/25/2013) [-]
Commitment to a joke is essential.
User avatar #2 to #1 - lolmasterx (08/26/2013) [-]
He's been staying committed.
Every two years he replies to whatever the first reply in his thread was. You can look it up, there's pictures of it.
User avatar #3 to #2 - lolmasterx (08/26/2013) [-]
Or I may be thinking of a different thread.
Whatever.
User avatar #15 to #1 - snowshark (08/26/2013) [-]
Indeed. I once sat perfectly still (or as close as I could get) for three hours just to make a joke work.

Got dressed up like I'd been in a fight and got gutted, hid in my dorm waiting for my roommate to come along (he was late, typical) then when he got in he freaked the **** out. (So did his GF. She was a slut though who was cheating on him at the time so I don't think I harmed the Bro-code with this accident.)

Then when he went to call the ambulance, he found that I had hidden all the phones. (Earlier I had hidden his phone so he couldn't take it with him.)

Then he got back to the main room to find I was now on my feet, shambling like a zombie (had fake intestines hanging out and all... there was a good makeup department and one of the girls owed me a favour) so they freak the **** out again, and run into the hall to find they're surrounded on both sides by about ten more zombies.

And then... the music starts up and everyone dances "The Thriller". Needless to say, he was pissed at me... but he deleted my Skyrim save so he got off light.
User avatar #25 to #15 - azumeow (08/26/2013) [-]
"but he deleted my Skyrim save so he got off light."

You, sir, are a saint.
#31 to #25 - snowshark (08/26/2013) [-]
The patron saint of justice is St. Francis of Assisi. I was born into a christian family and I took his name as my confirmation name 'cus I liked his way with animals. (I was young at the time so animals were cooler than computers... of which they have yet to name the patron Saint but I think St. Newell is a shoe-in for the place by this point.)

Turns out it was pretty apt, given the level of justice that was served. On a similar note, look up pictures of this guy. He deserves more reaction pics made of him. He is the original giver of no ***** .
User avatar #7 - herbolifee (08/26/2013) [-]
Only 4chan would take 2 years of dedication just to insult someone. I love that site.
#8 - shockstorm (08/26/2013) [-]
I've seen all of Code Geass and it was great, but why did CC watch Lelouch when he was little. Did she know that he could make a deal with her? I'm confused.
User avatar #12 to #8 - kirbyphanphan (08/26/2013) [-]
I am just re watched the series and it was partially because Marianne told her too. But I came across some theory that Mao was the lost son of the Chinese emperor. So geass is called the power of the king and that would mean both Lelouch and Mao were worthy to be a King. Since they had royal blood.
#9 to #8 - CommonJoo ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
I think it has something to do with Marianne wanting to keep an eye on him, since she was 'dead' at that point and communicating with CC
User avatar #21 to #8 - doldis ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
Its gotta have something to do with the fact that CC, Marion, VV and Charles had this huge plan together, so she was probably just watching over Marion's eldest child to make sure he didn't come to harm.
User avatar #44 to #21 - shockstorm (08/26/2013) [-]
Ahh ok thanks.
User avatar #6 - becefalus (08/26/2013) [-]
That takes dedication. Then again this is 4chan.
User avatar #35 to #6 - cormy (08/26/2013) [-]
How does it feel to have someone post almost identically to you with over 10X more thumbs than you?
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan/slowpoke/GkxtGTx/6#6
#43 to #35 - becefalus (08/26/2013) [-]
I'm trying the best I can stop yelling at me!
User avatar #4 - lolturtle (08/26/2013) [-]
does anyone have source to the one guy who posts a piece of a story once per year?
#27 to #26 - draxdiesel (08/26/2013) [-]
if only
#10 to #4 - anon (08/26/2013) [-]
I would post the picture, but I can't.

Here, sort it out yourself.

http : // puu.sh / 4bbPC/72580a85cd . jpg
#11 to #10 - anon (08/26/2013) [-]
god I hate this.

http : // puu . sh / 4bbPC/72580a85cd . jpg
#14 to #4 - ykaliber (08/26/2013) [-]
Here you go sir
#22 to #14 - anticitezenone ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
I look forward to september 28 this year
I look forward to september 28 this year
#32 to #22 - anon (08/26/2013) [-]
But how many people are probably going to do the same thing just to do it?
#45 to #14 - kizzybear (08/31/2013) [-]
+1 thumb ^^
#33 to #14 - franf (08/26/2013) [-]
Let's see if he replies this year
User avatar #17 - flutterfiresalt (08/26/2013) [-]
It's even funnier now that this post is three years old.
#16 - lolidragon ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 to #16 - loliramen (08/26/2013) [-]
you look like you could use a friend

made this account ages ago, mostly for ***** and giggles, i played a game where my birthdate determined my "kawai and sugoi name" so yeah this is my story.
#20 to #18 - lolidragon ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #29 - biggerlenny (08/26/2013) [-]
but how does this work? don't threads on 4chan usually 404 after a certain amount of time? how can a thread have lived on for 2 years?
User avatar #30 to #29 - shadowsynergy (08/26/2013) [-]
The thread didn't live on. He screencapped it, then replied to the number (Which was long gone)
User avatar #34 - hjgamer (08/26/2013) [-]
September 28, wut, that's my bithday
User avatar #36 to #34 - SuperSixONE (08/26/2013) [-]
And a day before that is my Birthday.
User avatar #42 to #36 - finblob (08/26/2013) [-]
You two should be bff.
User avatar #28 - kommandantvideo (08/26/2013) [-]
I don't understand. Someone explain to me please?
User avatar #37 to #28 - SuperSixONE (08/26/2013) [-]
He said to the post on top that he didn't have a slowpoke slow enough for a reaction, so he was going to wait two years and reply. Two years later on the dot, the bottom post was made.
User avatar #38 to #37 - kommandantvideo (08/26/2013) [-]
Was it something really obvious? Is that why he did the slowpoke thing?

Sorry I really don't understand this >.<
User avatar #39 to #38 - SuperSixONE (08/26/2013) [-]
Looks like someone has a case of the newfags, go on /b/ and ask them whats going on, they'll tell you.
User avatar #40 to #39 - kommandantvideo (08/26/2013) [-]
Or they'll find out my address and tell the world
User avatar #41 to #40 - SuperSixONE (08/26/2013) [-]
Looks like we got a code blue newfag, just go on /r/, not all of 4chan and not all of /b/ is that bad.
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