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Actually, that' s a ',b% ' ' misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you
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User avatar #12 - decieverofthegods **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
I currently have a cat that brings in mice and birds from time to time, however previously to my current cat I had another. And what it did far surpasses what my current cat has ever dine or will ever do.
I was home alone one day, it was around 7-7:30. Normally my cat would come home by around 5 as for some reason it had a routine a pretty precise routine. Anyway, I was getting kind of worried, never had my cat been home this late. But by 8:15-ish my cat returned with something I imagine no cat has done before. In the mouth of my cat was the carcass of another cat, a bigger cat, being dragged by it's back leg, it was pretty 'mangled' and so I presume it'd been run over and my cat brought it home as a present.
User avatar #195 to #12 - toxicjoe (08/26/2013) [-]
Damn man... About three years ago my current cat, who is de-clawed and almost never leaves the house, brought home a ******* raccoon.... Aren't those things supposed to kill cats?
#233 to #12 - gastrofizzy (08/26/2013) [-]
Whoah. Your cat's ******* hardcore.
#123 to #12 - anon (08/26/2013) [-]
It just made me think the cat brought home his friend wanting you to make him better :'(
#155 to #123 - anon (08/26/2013) [-]
Thought the same thing
#19 to #12 - creonman (08/25/2013) [-]
that story reminded me of my cat....Lou
Lou would sometimes bring birds, rats or lizards (we live in Puerto Rico)
One day we found a dead iguana... about 3 feet without the tail... and Lou just looks at us like he wants us to feed him...we still don't know where and how he got that thing...
#61 to #19 - sshare (08/25/2013) [-]
PUERTO RICO RAZA SUPERIOR PU~ETA!!!!!!!
User avatar #291 to #61 - rokkarokkaali (08/26/2013) [-]
ñ, learn to eñe
#183 to #19 - sirbutterballs (08/26/2013) [-]
Glad to see more Boricuas on FJ.
Glad to see more Boricuas on FJ.
User avatar #1 - lordmacflurri (08/25/2013) [-]
My dog brought me a living swan once, I think she loves me a lot then.
User avatar #198 to #1 - dyllygaf (08/26/2013) [-]
Maybe he thought it was a very lively stick
User avatar #82 to #1 - damnpolice (08/25/2013) [-]
she actually brang it as well as other cats bringing you live animals, as she was trying to teach you to hunt, so brang you an animal to kill without having to catch it. Your cat wanted you to kill that swan
#344 to #313 - damnpolice (08/27/2013) [-]
I have 			******		 up it seems
I have ****** up it seems
#20 to #1 - pridefulmatthew (08/25/2013) [-]
Swan you say?
#40 to #1 - sixtyeightplusone (08/25/2013) [-]
Or your dog just wants you to kill it yourself so you can be accepted into the pack.
User avatar #278 to #40 - angelious (08/26/2013) [-]
actually i think the dog might respect him as "higher ranking fellow" in the pack thus giving the prey to him so that he may eat first.

(in dog packs the higher ranking dogs eat first and then it moves down on the chain of command)


meaning the dog understand he is the boss and thus brings him food and ****
User avatar #44 to #40 - jammyz (08/25/2013) [-]
Or the dog wants him to kill it so the Queen'll come hunt him down and throw him into jail
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User avatar #287 to #158 - doodler (08/26/2013) [-]
All swans in England are protected by the queen.
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#152 to #151 - yaybacon (08/26/2013) [-]
it saved as a gif...
it saved as a gif...
User avatar #3 to #1 - mads (08/25/2013) [-]
Or ******* hates swans
#139 to #3 - anon (08/26/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#143 - steezmachine (08/26/2013) [-]
silly human
silly human
User avatar #317 to #143 - afjhahsdsl (08/26/2013) [-]
hope that didnt land directly on his nose. I usually end up cying when I get hit there
User avatar #223 to #143 - olisaurus (08/26/2013) [-]
that looks so ******* painful
User avatar #243 to #143 - matthewboss (08/26/2013) [-]
He deserved it for filming his sit ups.
User avatar #304 to #243 - fuckingtrolls (08/26/2013) [-]
Lol wat
#206 to #143 - anon (08/26/2013) [-]
"Oh look, my T-... wait"
#86 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
My cat brings me sticks.... what the hell does that mean?
User avatar #87 to #86 - dekyrptonian (08/25/2013) [-]
it means you have a dog
#121 to #87 - guanyu (08/26/2013) [-]
I'm gigging like a tard.
User avatar #127 to #121 - dekyrptonian (08/26/2013) [-]
huehuehue hue
User avatar #210 - subaqueousreach (08/26/2013) [-]
My cat brought in live animals for so long.
After catching 7 mice she brought in and putting them back outside she finally clued in that I don't eat vermin.
She watched me and my family eat for a week and apparently came to the conclusion we eat boxes because for a month she would bring empty food containers to the house and drop them in my lap looking all proud of herself.
User avatar #284 to #210 - aesguitar (08/26/2013) [-]
And we think animals are dumb... That's a ******* smart cat bro.
#224 to #210 - runelh (08/26/2013) [-]
I like this.
#102 - gitanisme (08/26/2013) [-]
Actually the only reason they don't want you to starve is that you give them food.
#169 to #102 - anon (08/26/2013) [-]
Why don't they eat the food that they give you?
User avatar #253 to #169 - darkroro (08/26/2013) [-]
Because it sucks
User avatar #285 to #169 - gitanisme (08/26/2013) [-]
Cause it's raw **** and they prefer what you give them.
#80 - puremadmentalged (08/25/2013) [-]
Cats are pretty nifty   
gif somewhat related
Cats are pretty nifty
gif somewhat related
#24 - omnipotentsoap (08/25/2013) [-]
I think my cat trumps you all. At the end of winter my cat didn't come home one night, weird for the time of year but not unheard of and I found her stuck in the fence around the pool with a coyote trap around her leg. We called the number on the trap and the guy was trapping nearly 4 miles from where I live.
User avatar #31 to #24 - lolerlaura (08/25/2013) [-]
I'm glad your kitty survived! What a badass!
#78 to #31 - omnipotentsoap (08/25/2013) [-]
Yeah she's great found her in a trailer we were tearing down barely a month old had to feed her milk for like a month
#85 to #78 - lolerlaura (08/25/2013) [-]
awe so the trap incident wasn't the first time you saved her then.

My cat is not a badass. He tries to be though. He looks angry but he was purring the whole time.
#97 - agwd (08/26/2013) [-]
This is what my cat brought me -_- cleaning this **** up at 2am is no fun
User avatar #345 to #97 - harbingerwolf (08/27/2013) [-]
What the **** ?
That doesnt even look like its been eaten, it looks like its come out of a teleporter inside out.
User avatar #346 to #345 - agwd (08/27/2013) [-]
How'd you comment on this, unless you're looking through old uploads?
User avatar #347 to #346 - harbingerwolf (08/27/2013) [-]
Im not saying it was time travel...


but it was time travel.

Was having a convo with someone further down.
User avatar #348 to #347 - agwd (08/27/2013) [-]
Lol okay.
oooh 2 free thumbs for you
#350 to #348 - harbingerwolf (08/27/2013) [-]
And you the same good fellow.
And you the same good fellow.
#99 to #97 - yisumad (08/26/2013) [-]
Excuse me while I go puke
#101 to #99 - agwd (08/26/2013) [-]
And this is what it left outside my bedroom the other night.
And I think it's a baby pigeon.
User avatar #105 to #101 - yisumad (08/26/2013) [-]
That one's definitely less disgusting.
I was eating spaghetti when I saw the other one. Jesus ******* christ.
#120 to #105 - guanyu (08/26/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #106 to #105 - agwd (08/26/2013) [-]
My bad. I kinda don't eat when on FJ just incase morbid posts appear.
#124 to #106 - creepyunclebob (08/26/2013) [-]
I don't eat on FJ because that makes scrolling difficult...
#6 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
My cat did this all the time, he would go out to the woods and scavenge for possums and whatnot.
He was doing his tricks and having a good time. Unfortunately he is deceased, he wandered
off in to the winter night and never returned.

and yes, that mouse is upside down pepsi.

User avatar #17 to #6 - lolmonade (08/25/2013) [-]
Sorry for your loss
User avatar #266 to #6 - tehlulzbringer (08/26/2013) [-]
man, that reminds me of the time when i was 9 and used to keep lost cats in the woods behind my house and watch them starve to death
#7 to #6 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
man, my cat was fat as **** . He didn't really attend to much, he was just always present.

He weighed like 10 kilos (about 20 pounds), because I used to feed him dairy products
#8 to #7 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
Man, he sure was one fat cat, he also was an awesome cat. I remember that he hated
being outside, so I used to give him some fish with sour cream, whenever he went outside.
Eventually he figured this out, so he went out for about five minutes and then made his
return. I think I might have some more pics, but then I'll write like 1000 words.
User avatar #14 to #8 - hazenberdan ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I'm sorry if it died recently, I know how it feels. My cat recently wandered off somewhere to die, I'm in grade 11 now, had her since grade 2. if not, ignore this comment and move on.
#154 to #7 - bubblecakes (08/26/2013) [-]
I kind of wish I had a cute fat cat. Mine is a mean looking 16 pounds of muscle.
#98 - snaresinger (08/26/2013) [-]
#stop this 			****		 #it's not only pointless #it's also unbearably annoying and doesn't make you any funnier or cuter or whatever you were going for
#stop this **** #it's not only pointless #it's also unbearably annoying and doesn't make you any funnier or cuter or whatever you were going for
User avatar #171 to #98 - blacknbluebrony (08/26/2013) [-]
Don't hash tags serve an actual function on Tumblr though? Like tagging or something
User avatar #263 to #98 - TarnRazor (08/26/2013) [-]
It's not meant to be cute or funny. It's reblogging something on tumblr which refrains from taking the original poster's comments or something.
#57 - DekuNut (08/25/2013) [-]
MY CAT RBINGS IN MICE AND BIRDS..AND EAT THEM IN FRONT OF US LIKE "SUP,BITCH. YEAAH.. YOU'RE NEXT."  she brought 3 mice and 2 birds this week. Help.
MY CAT RBINGS IN MICE AND BIRDS..AND EAT THEM IN FRONT OF US LIKE "SUP,BITCH. YEAAH.. YOU'RE NEXT." she brought 3 mice and 2 birds this week. Help.
#33 - lolerlaura (08/25/2013) [-]
Here you can see my cat being a skilled hunter. Oh wait.... nvm. He sucks at hunting.
User avatar #42 to #33 - harbingerwolf (08/25/2013) [-]
Cat AND reptile owner?

pls marry me
#48 to #42 - lolerlaura (08/25/2013) [-]
Only if you are ok with dressing snakes up in silly hats.
#50 to #48 - harbingerwolf (08/25/2013) [-]
As long as you dont mind giant huntsman spiders along with every other kind of invertebrate under the sun

Also dart frogs.
#51 to #50 - lolerlaura (08/25/2013) [-]
Are you from Australia then? That country has all of my nope. I puss out about the spiders I see here in the North West U.S. I probably would have a great time geeking out about the snakes there though. Andromeda would also be allowed to come outside a lot more.

She would probably thrive since she is a spider snake.
#54 to #51 - harbingerwolf (08/25/2013) [-]
Nah im in the UK, all my stuffs had to be imported at some point. I even have US species of jumping spiders which are freaking adorable :3

If i could get a snake it would either be a red tailed boa or western hognose. Did work experiance at a reptile shop, had to work with carpet pythons i think they were, they were total dicks.
#55 to #54 - lolerlaura (08/25/2013) [-]
I love jumping spiders!! They are so cute and friendly looking. I like how they tilt their heads from side to side like a dog would. Andromeda is a ball python and is the chillest little snakey ever. However if I were to get another snake I would want a western hognose. They are adorable! I have also heard they have a great temper.
#58 to #55 - harbingerwolf (08/25/2013) [-]
They are funny as hell, they act super aggressive yet they hardly ever follow up on their threats. And yeah i love jumping spiders, got a us species (phiddipus regius) and 2 malaysian species at the minute. Its funny how they watch you as soon as you enter the room, you can even play with them with a laser pen like you can a cat

Here's a big malaysian one i had a couple years back.
#63 to #58 - lolerlaura (08/25/2013) [-]
Oh its so cute!! It looks like it has little eye brows!! Please excuse me as I go squee for a little bit. I have seen gifs of people playing with jumping spiders and lazer pointers. I want to do that so much but we only get wood spiders around my house and I want nothing to do with those guys.

How many spiders do you have? I was thinking that they would make an interesting pet. How long have you had them and what do you feed them?

Sorry for the 20 Qs but you have piqued my interest.
User avatar #68 to #63 - harbingerwolf (08/25/2013) [-]
Oh and here's a pic of the one time i bred jumping spiders before from a couple of years ago.

farm7.static.flickr.com/6142/5934278986_d68a799ae3_b.jpg

I had to go on holiday right after they left the nest, gave them all to someone to look after whilst i was away, came back to just one left, which was the individual i posted earlier with the blue fangs
User avatar #72 to #68 - lolerlaura (08/25/2013) [-]
What a shame!! There were so many little babies.
User avatar #75 to #72 - harbingerwolf (08/25/2013) [-]
Yeah i was gutted, but now at least i've got them after my holidays over, so now i can be with the babies myself and see them up right personally
User avatar #77 to #75 - lolerlaura (08/25/2013) [-]
That silk pouch looked like a pillow of nightmares for an arachnaphobe though.
User avatar #65 to #63 - harbingerwolf (08/25/2013) [-]
At the minute i have 5 (soon to be 6) jumping spiders and 3 huntsman spiders. They eat any insect they can over power, and i've had baby jumping spiders tackle crickets more than twice their size, they really are amazing. Been keeping them on and off for a few years now, i think one of my jumpers lived almost 2 years i think. They are still an uncommon pet in the UK, they dont get imported often and bred even less. Hopefully i'll be one of the first few to get them established, managed to get some malaysian golden ones mated today, male didnt get killed either which is always a plus lol.
#70 to #65 - lolerlaura (08/25/2013) [-]
A friend of a friend used to breed tarantulas. He had a rather rare breed which he could sell the babies for around 200$ per baby, more if it was female.

I'm just curious but what made you want to start collecting spiders? Since childhood I had always wanted a snake and finally went out and bought one last year. I love weird pets. I also love freaking people out when I go for walks with Andy around my neck.

Sadly she is now far too fat to hang on my headphones like in this pic.
User avatar #73 to #70 - harbingerwolf (08/25/2013) [-]
I grew up on Steve Irwin and David Attenborough programs and i've been an animal lover for as long as i can remember. I've had tonnes of exotic pets now for years but it was only a few years ago that my parents actually let me have spiders, my mums arachnophobic, she dont mind jumpers though. And yeah think i might know the species, well there are a few that go for that price. If i ever end up with spares i sell them on aswell, gives me money back to buy more species and food
User avatar #83 to #73 - lolerlaura (08/25/2013) [-]
I was a heartbroken when steve irwen died. I actually cried. I really wanted to go visit Australia zoo and see him one day. Aside from some large spiders I am not afraid of insects or reptiles. I love snakes and I love to educate people about them. As long as I don't think it is too big and scary I will catch spiders and put them outside instead of kill them.

Except for the boss spider I saw the other day. It was a large wood spider with a slightly smaller one on top of it. That was too horrid for me to allow. They were going to breed in my house which is a big no-no. My sister saw it first and woke the whole house up screaming like a banshee.

I want to get into breeding ball pythons. Some colors on them are just so beautiful.
User avatar #349 to #83 - harbingerwolf (08/27/2013) [-]
Think red tailed boa's are the nicest big snakes, there was a runty one at a pet shop i was doing work experiance, born with a missing eye. Whilst all the carpet pythons wanted my blood this little boa just coiled round my hand whilst i cleaned it tank out. Wish i could have brought him home, was the softest thing i ever felt.
User avatar #351 to #349 - lolerlaura (08/27/2013) [-]
I knew a girl who had one. Her scales had a rainbow hue when hit by the light in the right way.
User avatar #354 to #351 - harbingerwolf (08/30/2013) [-]
That would be a brazilian rainbow boa wouldnt it?
They look real nice, but they were also bitey
User avatar #355 to #354 - lolerlaura (08/30/2013) [-]
Nope. It was a red tailed boa. She was white and had those beautiful red diamonds going down her tail. The scales just had a rainbow sheen when hit with the light. My ball python's scales turn blue in the light.
User avatar #356 to #355 - harbingerwolf (08/30/2013) [-]
Ahh, only noticed on the rainbows, they were stunning, but miserable ***** lol.
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User avatar #34 - Viceroy ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
"I only brought you this 'cause you couldn't hunt for it yourself, you dummy. I-it's not cuz I like you or anything!"
#36 to #34 - sirbutterballs (08/25/2013) [-]
Thank you for the text to make this image viceroy!
#238 - metabeetle (08/26/2013) [-]
Post your cats.
#332 to #238 - thenikohero (08/26/2013) [-]
My lovely Cat Freja. Who sadly died the 7 feb 2013.... I miss her.....
#246 to #244 - eshaythewolf (08/26/2013) [-]
I have two, so I'll post them both. This one is Missie and she looks so unimpressed with me putting the mini tophat thing on her. Whereas Dot just seems suave as **** .
#242 to #238 - johnnygat (08/26/2013) [-]
R.I.P. September 21, 2012
#156 - abomii (08/26/2013) [-]
my cat brought me a mouse.


BLOOD !!! THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE !!!!
#148 - abortionman (08/26/2013) [-]
My Boxer got into our rabbit cage when we left and we expected to rabbit to have been eaten but we saw it shivering and soaking wet because my dog licked it for 2 hours. Don't know why the 			****		 she did it though?
My Boxer got into our rabbit cage when we left and we expected to rabbit to have been eaten but we saw it shivering and soaking wet because my dog licked it for 2 hours. Don't know why the **** she did it though?
User avatar #153 to #148 - dragonock (08/26/2013) [-]
to relax the muscles before it ate it, true story my dogs did it to my bro's rabbits
#146 - rasberryassassin (08/26/2013) [-]
My cats are indoor, and one of them used to run into the garage any chance he could. One day my mom got sick of chasing him back into the house and instead locked him in the garage for a couple hours. Little bastard came back inside the house with a live mole in his mouth.

Tl;dr: tried to punish my cat and it didn't work.
#49 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
my dog brought me a raccoon and got sad when I wouldnt let him bring it inside
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