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#1 - lordmacflurri
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(08/25/2013) [-]
My dog brought me a living swan once, I think she loves me a lot then.
#198 to #1 - dyllygaf
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Maybe he thought it was a very lively stick
#82 to #1 - damnpolice
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(08/25/2013) [-]
she actually brang it as well as other cats bringing you live animals, as she was trying to teach you to hunt, so brang you an animal to kill without having to catch it. Your cat wanted you to kill that swan
#313 to #82 - perseeus
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(08/26/2013) [-]
cat
#344 to #313 - damnpolice
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(08/27/2013) [-]
I have ****** up it seems
I have ****** up it seems
#20 to #1 - pridefulmatthew
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Swan you say?
#40 to #1 - sixtyeightplusone
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Or your dog just wants you to kill it yourself so you can be accepted into the pack.
#278 to #40 - angelious ONLINE
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(08/26/2013) [-]
actually i think the dog might respect him as "higher ranking fellow" in the pack thus giving the prey to him so that he may eat first.

(in dog packs the higher ranking dogs eat first and then it moves down on the chain of command)


meaning the dog understand he is the boss and thus brings him food and ****
#44 to #40 - jammyz
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Or the dog wants him to kill it so the Queen'll come hunt him down and throw him into jail
#158 to #44 - maucorn **User deleted account**
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#287 to #158 - doodler
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(08/26/2013) [-]
All swans in England are protected by the queen.
#338 to #287 - maucorn **User deleted account**
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#151 to #40 - yaybacon
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#152 to #151 - yaybacon
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(08/26/2013) [-]
it saved as a gif...
it saved as a gif...
#3 to #1 - mads
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Or ******* hates swans
#234 to #3 - stupidundeadzombie
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(08/26/2013) [-]
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#139 to #3 - anon
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(08/26/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#180 to #139 - gerfox
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(08/26/2013) [-]
#86 - anon
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(08/25/2013) [-]
My cat brings me sticks.... what the hell does that mean?
#87 to #86 - dekyrptonian
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(08/25/2013) [-]
it means you have a dog
#121 to #87 - guanyu
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(08/26/2013) [-]
I'm gigging like a tard.
#127 to #121 - dekyrptonian
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(08/26/2013) [-]
huehuehue hue
#190 to #87 - furiousmarshmellow
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#343 to #87 - Jesusnipples
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#12 - decieverofthegods **User deleted account**
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I currently have a cat that brings in mice and birds from time to time, however previously to my current cat I had another. And what it did far surpasses what my current cat has ever dine or will ever do.
I was home alone one day, it was around 7-7:30. Normally my cat would come home by around 5 as for some reason it had a routine a pretty precise routine. Anyway, I was getting kind of worried, never had my cat been home this late. But by 8:15-ish my cat returned with something I imagine no cat has done before. In the mouth of my cat was the carcass of another cat, a bigger cat, being dragged by it's back leg, it was pretty 'mangled' and so I presume it'd been run over and my cat brought it home as a present.
#64 to #12 - TheOriginalNerd
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(08/25/2013) [-]
****** badass
#123 to #12 - anon
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(08/26/2013) [-]
It just made me think the cat brought home his friend wanting you to make him better :'(
#155 to #123 - anon
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Thought the same thing
#195 to #12 - toxicjoe
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Damn man... About three years ago my current cat, who is de-clawed and almost never leaves the house, brought home a ******* raccoon.... Aren't those things supposed to kill cats?
#109 to #12 - royalwerewolf
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#233 to #12 - gastrofizzy
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Whoah. Your cat's ******* hardcore.
#19 to #12 - creonman
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(08/25/2013) [-]
that story reminded me of my cat....Lou
Lou would sometimes bring birds, rats or lizards (we live in Puerto Rico)
One day we found a dead iguana... about 3 feet without the tail... and Lou just looks at us like he wants us to feed him...we still don't know where and how he got that thing...
#61 to #19 - sshare
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(08/25/2013) [-]
PUERTO RICO RAZA SUPERIOR PU~ETA!!!!!!!
#62 to #61 - zehutit
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#291 to #61 - rokkarokkaali
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(08/26/2013) [-]
ñ, learn to eñe
#183 to #19 - sirbutterballs
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Glad to see more Boricuas on FJ.
Glad to see more Boricuas on FJ.
#102 - gitanisme
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Actually the only reason they don't want you to starve is that you give them food.
#169 to #102 - anon
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Why don't they eat the food that they give you?
#253 to #169 - darkroro
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Because it sucks
#285 to #169 - gitanisme
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Cause it's raw **** and they prefer what you give them.
#143 - steezmachine
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(08/26/2013) [-]
silly human
silly human
#206 to #143 - anon
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(08/26/2013) [-]
"Oh look, my T-... wait"
#317 to #143 - afjhahsdsl
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(08/26/2013) [-]
hope that didnt land directly on his nose. I usually end up cying when I get hit there
#223 to #143 - olisaurus
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(08/26/2013) [-]
that looks so ******* painful
#243 to #143 - matthewboss
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(08/26/2013) [-]
He deserved it for filming his sit ups.
#304 to #243 - fuckingtrolls
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Lol wat
#97 - agwd
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(08/26/2013) [-]
This is what my cat brought me -_- cleaning this **** up at 2am is no fun
#345 to #97 - harbingerwolf
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(08/27/2013) [-]
What the ****?
That doesnt even look like its been eaten, it looks like its come out of a teleporter inside out.
#346 to #345 - agwd
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(08/27/2013) [-]
How'd you comment on this, unless you're looking through old uploads?
#347 to #346 - harbingerwolf
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(08/27/2013) [-]
Im not saying it was time travel...


but it was time travel.

Was having a convo with someone further down.
#348 to #347 - agwd
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(08/27/2013) [-]
Lol okay.
oooh 2 free thumbs for you
#350 to #348 - harbingerwolf
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(08/27/2013) [-]
And you the same good fellow.
And you the same good fellow.
#99 to #97 - yisumad
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Excuse me while I go puke
#101 to #99 - agwd
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(08/26/2013) [-]
And this is what it left outside my bedroom the other night.
And I think it's a baby pigeon.
#105 to #101 - yisumad
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(08/26/2013) [-]
That one's definitely less disgusting.
I was eating spaghetti when I saw the other one. Jesus ******* christ.
#120 to #105 - guanyu
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#106 to #105 - agwd
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(08/26/2013) [-]
My bad. I kinda don't eat when on FJ just incase morbid posts appear.
#124 to #106 - creepyunclebob
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(08/26/2013) [-]
I don't eat on FJ because that makes scrolling difficult...
#34 - Viceroy ONLINE
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(08/25/2013) [-]
"I only brought you this 'cause you couldn't hunt for it yourself, you dummy. I-it's not cuz I like you or anything!"
#36 to #34 - sirbutterballs
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Thank you for the text to make this image viceroy!
#103 to #36 - agoodcitizen
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#6 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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(08/25/2013) [-]
My cat did this all the time, he would go out to the woods and scavenge for possums and whatnot.
He was doing his tricks and having a good time. Unfortunately he is deceased, he wandered
off in to the winter night and never returned.

and yes, that mouse is upside down pepsi.

#266 to #6 - tehlulzbringer
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(08/26/2013) [-]
man, that reminds me of the time when i was 9 and used to keep lost cats in the woods behind my house and watch them starve to death
#17 to #6 - lolmonade
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Sorry for your loss
#7 to #6 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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(08/25/2013) [-]
man, my cat was fat as ****. He didn't really attend to much, he was just always present.

He weighed like 10 kilos (about 20 pounds), because I used to feed him dairy products
#8 to #7 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Man, he sure was one fat cat, he also was an awesome cat. I remember that he hated
being outside, so I used to give him some fish with sour cream, whenever he went outside.
Eventually he figured this out, so he went out for about five minutes and then made his
return. I think I might have some more pics, but then I'll write like 1000 words.
#14 to #8 - hazenberdan
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I'm sorry if it died recently, I know how it feels. My cat recently wandered off somewhere to die, I'm in grade 11 now, had her since grade 2. if not, ignore this comment and move on.
#154 to #7 - bubblecakes
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(08/26/2013) [-]
I kind of wish I had a cute fat cat. Mine is a mean looking 16 pounds of muscle.
#210 - subaqueousreach
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(08/26/2013) [-]
My cat brought in live animals for so long.
After catching 7 mice she brought in and putting them back outside she finally clued in that I don't eat vermin.
She watched me and my family eat for a week and apparently came to the conclusion we eat boxes because for a month she would bring empty food containers to the house and drop them in my lap looking all proud of herself.
#284 to #210 - aesguitar ONLINE
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(08/26/2013) [-]
And we think animals are dumb... That's a ******* smart cat bro.
#224 to #210 - runelh
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(08/26/2013) [-]
I like this.
#80 - puremadmentalged
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Cats are pretty nifty   
gif somewhat related
Cats are pretty nifty
gif somewhat related