A little gay. . Aren' t all marriages kind gay? As a man, when yean get married, essentially what youve saying is, "I will never touch anither woman as long as
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User avatar #21 - infinitereaper (08/26/2013) [-]
Geez and here I thought it was about finding someone so special you want to spend the rest of your lives with them.

User avatar #35 to #21 - infiniteduress (08/26/2013) [-]
I thought it was about realizing that your partner is the best that you are gonna get, at the same time they realize the same thing about you.
User avatar #46 to #21 - catburglarpenis (08/26/2013) [-]
Or maybe it's about telling the State that you love another person and bringing state and religion and abstract legalities into a loving relationship because of symbolism. Honestly, if you told a person about marriage who had never heard of it, they would call you insane.

inb4 also spending all your money on a ring and the honeymoon, your and her parents' money on the wedding and reception, and both your friends' money on the bachelor/bachelorette parties, because they are entirely unnecessary steps to marriage past the actual purchase of the license.
#49 to #46 - infinitereaper (08/26/2013) [-]
Damn son you must be pretty popular.

We tend to mate for life, actually that may be the root, prolly goes back to the ancient days.
User avatar #50 to #49 - catburglarpenis (08/26/2013) [-]
Me and my fiancé have both agreed that we're only getting married if she passes the ASVAB. Normal married folk don't get any advantages, and have to file their taxes together. Military married folk in the US get a 66% pay increase and a house. Now THAT'S a benefit.

Also, life pairing is all fine and good, it doesn't require a man-made silly ceremony or money exchanges or laws. It'll naturally happen if we just let it.
User avatar #56 to #50 - infinitereaper (08/26/2013) [-]
Sheesh. Well, whatever, I don't really care.
#22 to #21 - captainwow (08/26/2013) [-]
Nah dawg. I'm marrying this one chick because it means our kingdoms won't go to war. Also, I get three chickens and an ox yolke for taking her off her parent's hands.
#16 - cag (08/26/2013) [-]
and i bet they kiss the girls, that faggots
pls get it
User avatar #18 to #16 - drunkasaurus (08/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #47 to #6 - waterbottlemanboy (08/26/2013) [-]
This isn't relevant to the content, but I heard that Spiderman died, but not really, and now Doc Oc has Peter's body an memories, and something about Peter having a female clone? I just wanna know if this is accurate, and if so, I really need to read this. So if anyone knows, please let me know, and thank you in advance.
User avatar #51 to #47 - romeosdistress (08/26/2013) [-]
Doctor Octopus switched bodies with Peter Parker, but Peter Parker awakened what little decency and sense of heroism was left within Dr. Octavius before he dies in his body, and Doc Ock vowed to become a "superior" Spider-Man than ever before, opening up the current main Spider-Man series. This current Spider-Man poses as Peter Parker in every respect(social life, as a member of the Avengers, etc.), so no one but himself knows that he is really Doctor Octopus, but everyone notices that "Peter" has gotten considerably darker and more hardcore in recent months(he now shows no qualms about killing his enemies, and shows increasingly more violent tendencies on criminals).

Peter Parker also died in the Ultimate Comics imprint, which is set in its own separate universe, replaced by Miles Morales. The female clone is the Ultimate version of Spider-Woman, Jessica Drew, and is brought in during the Ultimate imprint's version of the Clone Saga. This takes place in a completely alternate reality that has nothing to do with the mainstream Marvel universe(aside from the odd occasion where the two universes decide to cross over via reality alteration in some event, like with the recent Hunger mini-series).
User avatar #52 to #51 - waterbottlemanboy (08/26/2013) [-]
Thank you so much, although I am just even more confused. I need to order some comics soon, are these in collected editions?
User avatar #55 to #52 - romeosdistress (08/26/2013) [-]
I'm not completely aware of any trade paperbacks of said story lines, mostly as I do not buy those or follow the current Spider-Man books, but you might be able to find them on Marvel's website.
User avatar #9 to #6 - predictablepeter (08/25/2013) [-]
it's not gay, it's masturbation!
#30 to #9 - urapooper (08/26/2013) [-]
it doesn't count as masturbation unless he acts on his attraction to himself.
#1 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
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#36 to #25 - greatgranpapy ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
Never seen that one.
Never seen that one.
#37 to #36 - anon (08/26/2013) [-]
Me neither. Pretty surprising considering how often Spiderman is dumped here.
#4 to #3 - luqmanr (08/25/2013) [-]
here ya go
#27 - thatclassicliberal (08/26/2013) [-]
And here I was expecting a homosexual midget
#7 - BoredAgain (08/25/2013) [-]
I have the suspicion that a lot of people find this to be anything but funny but thumb it up anyway.
User avatar #14 to #7 - witislimited (08/26/2013) [-]
It isn't funny, but it's definitely an interesting idea.
User avatar #15 to #7 - drunkasaurus (08/26/2013) [-]
Are you one of those people that feel like the gay agenda is pushed upon you incessantly?
#44 - doubleac (08/26/2013) [-]
That's weird. According to a survey of about a thousand or so "Committed gay marriages", over 50 percent admitted to have sex with over 900 people while married. Again, these marriages were "committed".
it was a study done by the federal something or another, I really can't remember. The only reason I remember is cause the numbers were so astounding. Only a small portion admitted to remaining sexually monogamous. This stud took place mainly in eastern states, so it probably doesn't speak for All gay couples and marriages.
User avatar #58 to #44 - yorker (08/26/2013) [-]
I doubt they're ******* 900 men each.
The husbands would wonder how their butthole got so flappy.
#64 to #58 - doubleac (08/31/2013) [-]
Doesn't have to mean anal sex. Think about the Southport episode where they try to stop the future from happening and end up in a homosexual pile. Maybe something like that.
#66 to #65 - doubleac (08/31/2013) [-]
I have no clue what else to put
#68 to #67 - doubleac (08/31/2013) [-]
Frickin luv derglles.
#69 to #68 - yorker (08/31/2013) [-]
Do you like my duck version? I have more, I just thought, hey, why not ducks?
#70 to #69 - doubleac (08/31/2013) [-]
I really like dogs more. The picture I posted makes me so flippin' happy

Btw,, I don't have anymore pics on my tablet :p
User avatar #40 - Lintutu (08/26/2013) [-]
Is it really that bad to want to spend the rest of your life with someone that you love and whom makes you very happy?? If you don't like it, then don't get married and just stay as boyfriend/girlfriend. That way if you fail ultimately in your relationship, you don't have to go through divorce, just drop it the way it is
User avatar #63 to #40 - jeezloxxy (08/26/2013) [-]
That's completely true, though I feel like society has this wrong assumption of marriage and implements it on everyone's minds that if you are indeed in a relationship for a couple of years, you MUST get married, thus putting unnecessary pressure into the relationship itself, which can actually turn out to ruin it.
User avatar #42 - sirnigga (08/26/2013) [-]
honestly i support gay marriage cause i want to see my mother figures to be married
but i'm tired of having it shoved down my throat i'm glad this time was funny though
User avatar #53 - tehlulzbringer (08/26/2013) [-]
no that's just something women came up with
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User avatar #31 - ridivey (08/26/2013) [-]
im taking control of this thread - spiderman

(idk how to post pictues cause ima noob)
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