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User avatar #8 - travismackie (08/25/2013) [-]
Honestly since Scary Movie 1, this is the only parody movie I have been able to enjoy. It still isn't that amazing, but it is just a bit better than all the newer parody movies.
#9 to #8 - ottox ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
have you watched the latest scary movie? i found it the best one yet
User avatar #10 to #9 - travismackie (08/25/2013) [-]
No, in fact I heard it was the worst...
#39 to #10 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
******* terrible. I'm pretty sure I didn't laugh the entire movie.
First and second scary movies are great. Third is meh. 4 and 5 pretty much blow.
User avatar #13 to #10 - jollybollocks (08/25/2013) [-]
oh yeah its definitely the worst scary movie. Wasn't worth the ticket price.
User avatar #36 to #13 - dxcs (08/25/2013) [-]
I actually miss Cindy and Brenda. That's what I hated most about it.
User avatar #48 to #9 - andrewjla (08/25/2013) [-]
you forgot this [sarcasm] [/sarcasm]
User avatar #62 to #8 - newforomador ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist is hilarious. I've watched it at least 15 times and I still laugh at it. Although I'm not a hundred percent sure it would be considered a parody film.
User avatar #74 to #62 - burnswhenipee (08/25/2013) [-]
Kung Pow is ******* amazing
User avatar #31 to #8 - drtrousersnake (08/25/2013) [-]
Well Leslie Nielson was in Superhero movie so....
User avatar #33 to #31 - travismackie (08/25/2013) [-]
He was also in Scary Movie 3 and 4... and those were still pretty poor films.
#34 to #33 - drtrousersnake (08/25/2013) [-]
I have never seen scary movie 3 all the way through and the one scene i remember him in scary movie 4 was probably one of the the best scenes.
User avatar #40 to #34 - yusay ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
He was pretty much the only funny part of those two films.
User avatar #41 to #40 - drtrousersnake (08/25/2013) [-]
and he was a major character in superhero movie, which made the movie good
User avatar #42 to #8 - curtkobain (08/25/2013) [-]
These movies are the movies you can only watch once and laugh your ass off. If you try watching it again later on you don't laugh what so ever.
User avatar #75 to #8 - teoferrazzi (08/25/2013) [-]
it's got that Naked Gun feel to it
User avatar #25 to #8 - thesinful (08/25/2013) [-]
That's because they're all written by the same guys who watch a couple trailers (they've openly admitted to not watching the movies they parody) and then add some poop jokes. Case in point: I watched a 10 minute clip of "the funniest moments" from Meet The Spartans. Never so much as chuckled.

My favorite parody movie was easily Space Balls.
Space balls RADAR JAMMED High Quality
User avatar #27 to #25 - travismackie (08/25/2013) [-]
Ha, Mel Brooks easily made the best parody films. Blazing Saddles, and Young Frankenstein were amazing too. Outside of Mel, I'd say Airplane and The Naked Gun trilogy are more of my favorites (RIP Leslie Nielson).
User avatar #63 to #27 - deadadventurer (08/25/2013) [-]
Men in Tights.
User avatar #65 to #63 - travismackie (08/25/2013) [-]
That is one I have not yet seen... I will try to find it.
User avatar #66 to #65 - deadadventurer (08/25/2013) [-]
It was one of my favourite movies as a kid. I hope you enjoy it.
User avatar #26 to #25 - Grom (08/25/2013) [-]
Scary Movie 1 & 2 are made by the Wayan brothers, who for you're information are funny as **** . everything after those 2 are made by a team of hired writers as the Wayan brothers refused to do anymore.
#35 to #8 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
shaun of the dead. in fact watch everything simon pegg, nick frost, and edgar wright do. (hot fuzz, paul)
User avatar #50 to #35 - kristovsky (08/25/2013) [-]
i would agree with you on the cornetto trilogy (shaun of the dead, hot fuzz, worlds end) but i think you can skip paul.
User avatar #37 to #35 - travismackie (08/25/2013) [-]
I've never actually seen "Dawn Of The Dead", so I only thought it was a parody of the title only, and not a full parody in itself. I did however see "Shawn Of The Dead" and I also enjoyed it.
#77 to #8 - snored (08/25/2013) [-]
Then you haven`t seen Top Secret. It's old, but it is the funniest movie I have ever seen.
Then you haven`t seen Top Secret. It's old, but it is the funniest movie I have ever seen.
User avatar #97 to #77 - travismackie (08/25/2013) [-]
When I say since Scary Movie 1, I mean movies before Scary Movie 1... i really didn't like that either. That was the point when parody completely changed from making fun of genres to making references and sex jokes. Also no I have not seen that, but thank you for letting me know about this movie... I shall try to find it somewhere.
User avatar #5 - AnonsForSure (08/25/2013) [-]
except they dont
#151 to #5 - anon (08/26/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#4 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
well ****
User avatar #28 to #4 - timmity (08/25/2013) [-]
actually a stone sword can smash it open, its cut at a 90 degree angle so any cut straight down or straight from the side would cut though it....
Costs a lot though, so its a clear sign of wealth. except diamond is as easy to get and as rare as lava, actually, LESS rare
User avatar #79 to #28 - Bion ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Props for knowing that diamonds aren't rare at all, anymore.

They aren't even worth anything. Jewelry companies have a surplus of them. When you trade a piece of jewelry in to a pawn shop or something, unless the diamond has great clarity or color, then they won't even pay you for it. Gold and silver only.
User avatar #95 to #79 - timmity (08/25/2013) [-]
I was talking about minecraft diamonds. I thaught the "diamond are rare" thing was some conspiracy theory, thanks for that info.
User avatar #102 to #95 - Bion ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Well when you compared a stone sword smashing the diamonds, I thought you started talking realistically, haha.

Saw that video before, btw. Love his stuff. Especially the FF game conspiracy stuff.
User avatar #104 to #102 - timmity (08/25/2013) [-]
game conspiracy stuff, wheres that?
User avatar #138 to #104 - Bion ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
Game Theory: Why Final Fantasy is Anti-Religion
User avatar #6 to #4 - hiken (08/25/2013) [-]
First time I see gold armor could be usefull for something.
#115 to #29 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #117 to #115 - timmity (08/25/2013) [-]
LOL
User avatar #116 to #115 - timmity (08/25/2013) [-]
XDDDD
#78 to #14 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
Broke Bass ***** ?
#7 - ffffyou (08/25/2013) [-]
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You're useless
#11 to #7 - destructodan **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
Ghengis carnage
User avatar #54 to #11 - garaichu ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Aaaahh, George of the Jungle. Gotta watch that again sometime.
User avatar #55 to #54 - destructodan **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
Remember, watch out for that tree
User avatar #56 to #55 - garaichu ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
That bang, oooh, tree?
#30 - shrolen (08/25/2013) [-]
Fun fact-
diamonds are not that difficult to cut if you cut them along their cleavage points.
#43 to #30 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
But at their hardest points, diamonds are still the hardest thing we have ever found.
#45 to #43 - Matija (08/25/2013) [-]
Not anymore.
#64 to #45 - newforomador ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
No, it's been proven that diamonds are the hardest metal known to man.
User avatar #87 to #64 - masterspectre (08/25/2013) [-]
>they aren't the hardest metal
>hardest metal
>metal
User avatar #96 to #87 - flamingpie (08/25/2013) [-]
Read the image
User avatar #101 to #96 - masterspectre (08/25/2013) [-]
I did, I feel silly. But only a bitch deletes their comment.
User avatar #98 to #96 - dracory (08/25/2013) [-]
i tried . . .if he copied that from an actual text book . . .
User avatar #83 to #64 - foxtrotalpha (08/25/2013) [-]
>carbon
>metal

Choose one
#51 to #45 - angelusprimus (08/25/2013) [-]
Well, found naturally, anything harder we have to make.
Except neutronium, but that would fall apart, rather messily, in normal pressure.
User avatar #46 to #43 - aznfanta ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Penis' are the hardest thing humans have found.
#112 to #30 - zozman (08/25/2013) [-]
everything is easy to cut into if you identify its cleavage point
#44 to #30 - Matija (08/25/2013) [-]
Mmmm, cleavage.
#58 to #30 - dross (08/25/2013) [-]
Cleavage points?
#85 to #30 - xmegustax (08/25/2013) [-]
HAHHAHAHA YOU SAID CLEAVAGE
#17 - heafi (08/25/2013) [-]
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#1 - thissitesgay (08/25/2013) [-]
9/10 would watch Superhero Movie again.
#113 - redflame ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
#22 - sonron (08/25/2013) [-]
**sonron rolled a random image posted in comment #465849 at Pokemon ** it is made of this!
User avatar #59 to #22 - paradox (08/25/2013) [-]
its made of mega evolved badassery?
User avatar #80 to #59 - iamaniceperson (08/25/2013) [-]
Dude! Shh! Gen1 fags will murder you if they hear you say this!
#68 to #22 - nyanturtwig (08/25/2013) [-]
Ampharos > Blaziken Seriously look at this fabulous mother ******
User avatar #93 to #68 - ZenMacros (08/25/2013) [-]
They're both amazing in their own way. Ampharos is glorious Electric/Dragon master race, Blaziken is just a total badass.
#94 to #93 - nyanturtwig (08/25/2013) [-]
This is true. I guess I'm being a little biased due to Ampharos being one of my favorite pokemon
User avatar #49 to #22 - tostito (08/25/2013) [-]
holy **** , thats the mega evolution of blaziken?
#111 - physx (08/25/2013) [-]
**physx rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at 90's kids ** What titanium can't cut through.
#15 - anisbanana (08/25/2013) [-]
Titanium Blades
#103 - kiermatv (08/25/2013) [-]
But can they see why kids love Cinnamon toast crunch?
User avatar #18 - splinfinity (08/25/2013) [-]
What film is this? It looks a little like Kickass, but not quite, at least to my eyes.
User avatar #60 to #38 - paradox (08/25/2013) [-]
your video is down due to copyright issues
User avatar #61 to #60 - justanotherzombie (08/25/2013) [-]
Must be an American thing because I can watch it.
User avatar #19 to #18 - bobsuruncle (08/25/2013) [-]
I believe it's called "Superhero movie"
User avatar #20 to #19 - splinfinity (08/25/2013) [-]
Oh, sort of like the Scary Movie films? Thanks!
User avatar #21 to #20 - bobsuruncle (08/25/2013) [-]
Yeah it's a piss take of spiderman

I think
User avatar #23 to #21 - hiyorin (08/25/2013) [-]
but if it was a "real" superhero movie, I think it would've done well.
User avatar #24 to #23 - bobsuruncle (08/25/2013) [-]
It did okay, has it's moments
#108 - tailsx (08/25/2013) [-]
**tailsx rolled a random image posted in comment #58 at Cousin's Picture ** But can titanium cut through this?
#86 - fuckoatmeal (08/25/2013) [-]
** *********** rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at Crabs ** mfw my razor cuts diamonds
#76 - yisumad (08/25/2013) [-]
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#122 - ntzntzntz (08/25/2013) [-]
**ntzntzntz rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at When I see 2 of the same on the homepage ** im wearing diamonds...
User avatar #12 - vanoreo (08/25/2013) [-]
i loved that movie
User avatar #16 to #12 - sketchysketchist (08/25/2013) [-]
Same here.
It's one of the few parody movies that had some form of humor in it besides referencing a bunch of other movies.
Plus Drake bell and Leslie Nielsan's performances where really good and I'm sure they had something to do with all the good humor in those films.
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