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#4 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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(08/25/2013) [-]
well ****
#28 to #4 - timmity
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(08/25/2013) [-]
actually a stone sword can smash it open, its cut at a 90 degree angle so any cut straight down or straight from the side would cut though it....
Costs a lot though, so its a clear sign of wealth. except diamond is as easy to get and as rare as lava, actually, LESS rare
#79 to #28 - Bion ONLINE
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Props for knowing that diamonds aren't rare at all, anymore.

They aren't even worth anything. Jewelry companies have a surplus of them. When you trade a piece of jewelry in to a pawn shop or something, unless the diamond has great clarity or color, then they won't even pay you for it. Gold and silver only.
#95 to #79 - timmity
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I was talking about minecraft diamonds. I thaught the "diamond are rare" thing was some conspiracy theory, thanks for that info.
#102 to #95 - Bion ONLINE
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Well when you compared a stone sword smashing the diamonds, I thought you started talking realistically, haha.

Saw that video before, btw. Love his stuff. Especially the FF game conspiracy stuff.
#104 to #102 - timmity
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(08/25/2013) [-]
game conspiracy stuff, wheres that?
#138 to #104 - Bion ONLINE
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Game Theory: Why Final Fantasy is Anti-Religion
#6 to #4 - hiken
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(08/25/2013) [-]
First time I see gold armor could be usefull for something.
#115 to #29 - anon
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(08/25/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#117 to #115 - timmity
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(08/25/2013) [-]
LOL
#116 to #115 - timmity
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(08/25/2013) [-]
XDDDD
#5 - AnonsForSure
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(08/25/2013) [-]
except they dont
#151 to #5 - anon
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(08/26/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#8 - travismackie
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Honestly since Scary Movie 1, this is the only parody movie I have been able to enjoy. It still isn't that amazing, but it is just a bit better than all the newer parody movies.
#9 to #8 - ottox
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(08/25/2013) [-]
have you watched the latest scary movie? i found it the best one yet
#10 to #9 - travismackie
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(08/25/2013) [-]
No, in fact I heard it was the worst...
#39 to #10 - anon
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(08/25/2013) [-]
******* terrible. I'm pretty sure I didn't laugh the entire movie.
First and second scary movies are great. Third is meh. 4 and 5 pretty much blow.
#13 to #10 - jollybollocks
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(08/25/2013) [-]
oh yeah its definitely the worst scary movie. Wasn't worth the ticket price.
#36 to #13 - dxcs
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I actually miss Cindy and Brenda. That's what I hated most about it.
#48 to #9 - andrewjla
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(08/25/2013) [-]
you forgot this [sarcasm] [/sarcasm]
#35 to #8 - anon
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(08/25/2013) [-]
shaun of the dead. in fact watch everything simon pegg, nick frost, and edgar wright do. (hot fuzz, paul)
#50 to #35 - kristovsky
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(08/25/2013) [-]
i would agree with you on the cornetto trilogy (shaun of the dead, hot fuzz, worlds end) but i think you can skip paul.
#37 to #35 - travismackie
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I've never actually seen "Dawn Of The Dead", so I only thought it was a parody of the title only, and not a full parody in itself. I did however see "Shawn Of The Dead" and I also enjoyed it.
#62 to #8 - newforomador
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist is hilarious. I've watched it at least 15 times and I still laugh at it. Although I'm not a hundred percent sure it would be considered a parody film.
#74 to #62 - burnswhenipee
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Kung Pow is ******* amazing
#31 to #8 - drtrousersnake ONLINE
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Well Leslie Nielson was in Superhero movie so....
#33 to #31 - travismackie
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(08/25/2013) [-]
He was also in Scary Movie 3 and 4... and those were still pretty poor films.
#34 to #33 - drtrousersnake ONLINE
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I have never seen scary movie 3 all the way through and the one scene i remember him in scary movie 4 was probably one of the the best scenes.
#40 to #34 - yusay
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(08/25/2013) [-]
He was pretty much the only funny part of those two films.
#41 to #40 - drtrousersnake ONLINE
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(08/25/2013) [-]
and he was a major character in superhero movie, which made the movie good
#42 to #8 - curtkobain
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(08/25/2013) [-]
These movies are the movies you can only watch once and laugh your ass off. If you try watching it again later on you don't laugh what so ever.
#75 to #8 - teoferrazzi
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(08/25/2013) [-]
it's got that Naked Gun feel to it
#25 to #8 - thesinful
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(08/25/2013) [-]
That's because they're all written by the same guys who watch a couple trailers (they've openly admitted to not watching the movies they parody) and then add some poop jokes. Case in point: I watched a 10 minute clip of "the funniest moments" from Meet The Spartans. Never so much as chuckled.

My favorite parody movie was easily Space Balls.
Space balls RADAR JAMMED High Quality
#27 to #25 - travismackie
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Ha, Mel Brooks easily made the best parody films. Blazing Saddles, and Young Frankenstein were amazing too. Outside of Mel, I'd say Airplane and The Naked Gun trilogy are more of my favorites (RIP Leslie Nielson).
#63 to #27 - deadadventurer
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Men in Tights.
#65 to #63 - travismackie
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(08/25/2013) [-]
That is one I have not yet seen... I will try to find it.
#66 to #65 - deadadventurer
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(08/25/2013) [-]
It was one of my favourite movies as a kid. I hope you enjoy it.
#69 to #25 - nyanturtwig
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(08/25/2013) [-]
#26 to #25 - Grom
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Scary Movie 1 & 2 are made by the Wayan brothers, who for you're information are funny as ****. everything after those 2 are made by a team of hired writers as the Wayan brothers refused to do anymore.
#77 to #8 - snored
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Then you haven`t seen Top Secret. It's old, but it is the funniest movie I have ever seen.
Then you haven`t seen Top Secret. It's old, but it is the funniest movie I have ever seen.
#97 to #77 - travismackie
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(08/25/2013) [-]
When I say since Scary Movie 1, I mean movies before Scary Movie 1... i really didn't like that either. That was the point when parody completely changed from making fun of genres to making references and sex jokes. Also no I have not seen that, but thank you for letting me know about this movie... I shall try to find it somewhere.
#14 - resbiansrock
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(08/25/2013) [-]
#78 to #14 - anon
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Broke Bass *****?
#100 to #78 - resbiansrock
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(08/25/2013) [-]
#7 - ffffyou
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(08/25/2013) [-]
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You're useless
#11 to #7 - destructodan **User deleted account**
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Ghengis carnage
#54 to #11 - garaichu
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Aaaahh, George of the Jungle. Gotta watch that again sometime.
#55 to #54 - destructodan **User deleted account**
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Remember, watch out for that tree
#56 to #55 - garaichu
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(08/25/2013) [-]
That bang, oooh, tree?
#30 - shrolen
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Fun fact-
diamonds are not that difficult to cut if you cut them along their cleavage points.
#43 to #30 - anon
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(08/25/2013) [-]
But at their hardest points, diamonds are still the hardest thing we have ever found.
#45 to #43 - Matija
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Not anymore.
#64 to #45 - newforomador
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(08/25/2013) [-]
No, it's been proven that diamonds are the hardest metal known to man.
#87 to #64 - masterspectre
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(08/25/2013) [-]
>they aren't the hardest metal
>hardest metal
>metal
#96 to #87 - flamingpie
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Read the image
#101 to #96 - masterspectre
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I did, I feel silly. But only a bitch deletes their comment.
#98 to #96 - dracory
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(08/25/2013) [-]
i tried . . .if he copied that from an actual text book . . .
#83 to #64 - foxtrotalpha
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(08/25/2013) [-]
>carbon
>metal

Choose one
#51 to #45 - angelusprimus ONLINE
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Well, found naturally, anything harder we have to make.
Except neutronium, but that would fall apart, rather messily, in normal pressure.
#46 to #43 - aznfanta
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Penis' are the hardest thing humans have found.
#73 to #46 - Mozzak
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(08/25/2013) [-]
#112 to #30 - zozman
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(08/25/2013) [-]
everything is easy to cut into if you identify its cleavage point
#85 to #30 - xmegustax
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(08/25/2013) [-]
HAHHAHAHA YOU SAID CLEAVAGE
#58 to #30 - dross
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Cleavage points?
#44 to #30 - Matija
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Mmmm, cleavage.
#17 - heafi
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#1 - thissitesgay
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(08/25/2013) [-]
9/10 would watch Superhero Movie again.
#18 - splinfinity
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(08/25/2013) [-]
What film is this? It looks a little like Kickass, but not quite, at least to my eyes.
#38 to #18 - justanotherzombie
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(08/25/2013) [-]
#60 to #38 - paradox
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(08/25/2013) [-]
your video is down due to copyright issues
#61 to #60 - justanotherzombie
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Must be an American thing because I can watch it.
#19 to #18 - bobsuruncle
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I believe it's called "Superhero movie"
#20 to #19 - splinfinity
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Oh, sort of like the Scary Movie films? Thanks!
#21 to #20 - bobsuruncle
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Yeah it's a piss take of spiderman

I think
#23 to #21 - hiyorin
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(08/25/2013) [-]
but if it was a "real" superhero movie, I think it would've done well.
#24 to #23 - bobsuruncle
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(08/25/2013) [-]
It did okay, has it's moments
#47 - landartheconqueror
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(08/25/2013) [-]
i feel like i know this movie...
#109 to #47 - lukchy
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(08/25/2013) [-]
wtf
#53 to #47 - garaichu
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Superhero Movie