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Every Essay Ever

Here, have this analogy: "Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master."

My Name
Mandatory Class
Teacher I hate
Earlier Date
Every Essay I Have Ever Written
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makes me leek smart when in reality I hand it an . This is just mindless
******** with a slew at SAT wards I can get a higher grade. Some Amber' s New at a
Book t New Read represents seine **** that I made up; I will spend the next it pages
prating this with meaningless rambling and random games. I will probably get an he an
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outside scarce that prepped up an gaggle. This is a sentence. I
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#3 - babbylicious (08/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I posted this on facebook once.

My former Lit teacher's when...
#7 - klutzyspy (08/25/2013) [-]
How i wrote german essays
1. Find essay online in any language.
2. Google translate that bitch to your own language
3. Correct **** and expand short sentences.
4. Google translate to german
5. Put in word and let it correct all red and green errors

Automatic B
#5 - waffie (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
wait your essays are only one paragraph long?
'Mericuh here i come
User avatar #12 to #5 - uzbekistan ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Did you read the part where it says " I will spend the next 3 pages proving this with meaningless rambling and random quotes"
User avatar #8 - trollmobile (08/25/2013) [-]
i'm saving this because it's a goot template to use to remember what to put in an essay.
#6 - buddydms (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
These are how essays are in highschool, but in college you actually have to try.
User avatar #2 - smittywrbmnjnsn (08/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
You know, I've never had to use the internet or a thesaurus to get an A on an essay about something I didn't study.

Because essays are one of those things that can't be graded for correctness... just formality.
User avatar #23 - internetrage (08/26/2013) [-]
I once got a C in my English class, and my teacher said that he was disappointed and that he knew I could do better. I suspected he was just downgrading it to make a point cause I never listened in class, talked constantly, was a smug cunt and still consistently got high grades on every essay. I said yeah okay fair enough and told him I'd rewrite it that night.

>printed off exactly the same essay
>A*
User avatar #22 - umaya (08/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, I always refused to waffle in essays because I made them get to the point and be 1-2 pages, I always got Cs and Ds for that and I never got any higher, but in college the tutors love it and I get A-B grades, mainly because most of my tutors are pretty lazy and want to get marking over with.

I hate most news articles and TV reports because they use a lot of boring repetitive filler waffle, I would love to be an article writer on a news website that gets to the damn point?
User avatar #16 - chuca (08/25/2013) [-]
usually for me it's more of me writing a paragraph on whatever i have to explain, my teachers bitching it's missing key points and what not, me rewriting it so i explain the same thing in 5 pages instead of 1 paragraph, drawing out every sentence and repeating myself over and over and my teachers telling me how well written it is
#14 - leonenthedk (08/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Only 3 pages? WHAT GRADE ARE YOU IN?!?
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