Six things. .. keira knightley is a pirate's nightmare, a sunken chest and no booty. Six things keira knightley is a pirate's nightmare sunken chest and no booty
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#26 - trollmobile
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(08/25/2013) [-]
keira knightley is a pirate's nightmare, a sunken chest and no booty.
#31 to #26 - zakaizer
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Pirate or no, nobody would refuse sex with her, except maybe gay guys... They'd just take her shopping and have just as much fun
#68 to #31 - trollmobile
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(08/25/2013) [-]
as a taken guy, i'm not allowed to comment on my willingness to do her.
#45 to #26 - clittyrubquick
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(08/25/2013) [-]
MFW I would still do her
MFW I would still do her
#30 to #26 - flusteredmoose
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(08/25/2013) [-]
#22 - KayRed
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Can we get really specific, cuz I always wanted to yell "FORTH EORLINGAS!" and mean it.
#28 - scarmanagent
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I hope i can say this in the future
I hope i can say this in the future
#42 to #28 - hydromatic
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(08/25/2013) [-]
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#52 to #42 - graenko
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#14 - abject
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(08/25/2013) [-]
What I hope my last words are:

Before I die, there's something you need to know... I inherited ten million dollars from
my grandparents when they passed away. The money is hidden in the --
#19 to #14 - transgendered
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(08/25/2013) [-]
And then you dont die immediately.
Everyone's staring at you, saying "in the what?"

Then you just sit there, staring back at them...
waiting for death so you can get out of that awkward situation...
#66 to #19 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Close your eyes, pretend have passed out, and as strange this might sound, try no to laugh your ass off while they are crying.
#1 - iamnuff ONLINE
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(08/24/2013) [-]
And so it begins.
#7 to #1 - stereotypicalasian
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(08/25/2013) [-]
This
#2 to #1 - logicstrike
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(08/25/2013) [-]
quickly! to the spaceship!
#3 to #2 - javalord
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I love you Keira Kightley but Mars needs me.
#5 to #3 - dikslapping
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Follow that monkey
#6 to #5 - javalord
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(08/25/2013) [-]
This is my destiny.
#11 to #6 - dikslapping
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(08/25/2013) [-]
WWWWWWWWHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY!

Why is my mind so ****** upright now I even looked at it?
#12 to #11 - javalord
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Well my life is now complete thank you stranger.
I love you.
#13 to #12 - dikslapping
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(08/25/2013) [-]
no problem love you too fellow funnyjunker
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#8 to #2 - stereotypicalasian
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(08/25/2013) [-]
is
#15 - midgetmania
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I also hope to say this
I also hope to say this
#43 - kanatana
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(08/25/2013) [-]
A list of things that I eventually want to say, in context-- I've been writing this for a couple years now.

"He got stabbed in all of his organs, alphabetically."
“Sometimes, fear is the appropriate response.”
“Seeing as you’re already wounded, I figured I’d just scar you a little more.”
"Nah, I don't need any more beer, Mister President."
"Who cut the cheese?"
"IT'S A GUNDAAAAAM!"
"I'm off my meds, and I DO CRAZY THINGS WHEN I'M OFF MY MEDS!"
"Thank you, The Universe!"
"He's dead. Initial observations suggest that it was from a seventeen-pound frozen turkey. Looks like this was... murder most fowl."
#24 - matralith
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I thought this was the weirdest comic, but then I read the title.
I thought this was the weirdest comic, but then I read the title.
#36 - ishotthedeputy
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(08/25/2013) [-]
**ishotthedeputy rolled a random comment #131 posted by iftheshoefits at Mcurica ** :did they chop a snake's head off and put it on a cake?!?! 
 I've always wanted to say this
**ishotthedeputy rolled a random comment #131 posted by iftheshoefits at Mcurica ** :
did they chop a snake's head off and put it on a cake?!?!
I've always wanted to say this
#80 to #36 - animedudej
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(08/25/2013) [-]
**animedudej rolled a random comment #1 posted by CANADIANS ROCK at Psycho Neighbor ** :
What a bitch. Without doubt I would bitch slap the nasty out of her. Pimp hand mother ******.
what i've allways wanted to say
#54 - CatholicPriest
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(08/25/2013) [-]
one thing i would like to say, and it be relevant to the conversation
one thing i would like to say, and it be relevant to the conversation