Best salad ever!. . courts. as Sir
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#1 - whiskeygunner (08/24/2013) [-]
I like your logic, brandy counts as fruit.
User avatar #66 to #1 - dross (08/25/2013) [-]
Beer counts as mixed salad with marmite.
#68 to #66 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
But... Marmite is terrible.
#69 to #68 - dross (08/25/2013) [-]
Are you tryna rumble my jammies?
Are you tryna rumble my jammies?
#115 to #1 - omnipheasant (08/25/2013) [-]
Cocaine comes from leaves
Leaves come from plants
Plants come from God
I eat plants therefore I eat God and cocaine
You are what you eat
I am the Supreme God of cocaine, genuflect and worship the Almighty
Your ******* move atheists
Atheists: 0
Theists: -0
Cartel: 10^cocaine
#56 to #1 - azinfoo (08/25/2013) [-]
And vodka is a vegetable.
#51 to #1 - kanpai (08/25/2013) [-]
i like your logic even more, Ketchup counts as a smoothy!
User avatar #31 to #1 - normantheowl (08/25/2013) [-]
Does the KKK member in the photo count as fruit too?
User avatar #50 to #31 - megatheman (08/25/2013) [-]
Yes. Yes he does.

But not watermelon
#15 - ffffyou (08/25/2013) [-]
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#37 to #15 - ichbinzweijahrealt (08/25/2013) [-]
Take the gif
Take the gif
User avatar #38 to #37 - ffffyou (08/25/2013) [-]
Ok, thanks
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#74 to #14 - Hiago (08/25/2013) [-]
Me too.
Me too.
#63 to #14 - John Cena (08/25/2013) [-]
I prefer regular.
#20 - hopskotch (08/25/2013) [-]
Cabbage patch kids come from a plant.

Babies are best salad.
User avatar #2 - cookiesnao (08/25/2013) [-]
Dark chocolate that contain 80% or more cocoa are actually considered a vegetable because it has the same nutritions and health benefits that dark green vegetables do. There are actually more antioxidants in the dark chocolate than a lot of other vegetables.
User avatar #5 to #2 - gameshredder (08/25/2013) [-]
Too bad they made Dark Chocolate taste like ass.
User avatar #52 to #5 - vicsix (08/25/2013) [-]
Did I just hear a wrong opinion?
#76 to #2 - aliflol (08/25/2013) [-]
Sure... and I'm guessing pizza is considered a vegetable too.
User avatar #84 to #76 - cookiesnao (08/25/2013) [-]
Google it, sir.
#117 to #2 - twentyten (08/25/2013) [-]
I don't think having similar nutritional values to vegatables makes it a vegatable. The fact that it comes from a plant kinda does though.
User avatar #3 to #2 - LookinHereWhy (08/25/2013) [-]
source please
#72 to #3 - notafunnyguy (08/25/2013) [-]
its not exactly rare knowledge, a simple google search would show plenty of sources
User avatar #25 - Visier ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Wheat=plant, Sunflower=plant
Wheat->flour->dough
Sunflower->sunflower oil
Dough+oil=doughnut
Doughnut=salad
#61 to #39 - ManInKilt (08/25/2013) [-]
"Life is like a box of chocolates," it doesn't last as long for fat people.
"Life is like a box of chocolates," it doesn't last as long for fat people.
#17 - magere (08/25/2013) [-]
Pizza has a layer of tomato sauce, which is a vegetable (In cooking), then it must be a vegetable itself!
#73 to #17 - notafunnyguy (08/25/2013) [-]
the only unhealthy part of the pizza is the grease. if it didnt have grease, pizza is actually a really well balanced meal with most of the foodgroups in one item (bread, fruit ((tomatos)) vegetables ((green peppers etc)) and dairy ((cheese)) not to mention plenty of meats)
User avatar #120 to #17 - kolpster (08/25/2013) [-]
But pizza's are vegetables.
User avatar #40 to #17 - nuuk (08/25/2013) [-]
Shouldn't they have taken the sticks out? Seems like it'd be a choking hazard.
#48 to #17 - demcomments (08/25/2013) [-]
**demcomments rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at Just another day **

As I'm eating corndogs right now...
#19 to #17 - fozzoul (08/25/2013) [-]

Well, tomatoes are actually fruit, so that means pizza r smoothies.
User avatar #41 to #19 - magere (08/25/2013) [-]
In cooking they are actualy referred to vegetables, but your idea is also fun.
#108 to #19 - John Cena (08/25/2013) [-]
Except tomatoes are vegetable you dumb **** .
#81 - IamSofaKingdom (08/25/2013) [-]
Finally! an explanation as to why that vat of chocolate pudding is always included at the salad bar.
Finally! an explanation as to why that vat of chocolate pudding is always included at the salad bar.
#86 to #81 - forcequest (08/25/2013) [-]
WHY DID I NEVER THINK OF THIS ?!?!?
WHY DID I NEVER THINK OF THIS ?!?!?
User avatar #97 - lyiat ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Except the processing method of chocolate makes it a sauce.
User avatar #13 - turian (08/25/2013) [-]
and beer is the dressing
#32 - zigarello (08/25/2013) [-]
so if cooking oil comes from plants and potatoes are plants then french fries are salad too? damn i have a healthy lifestyle in this case
#33 to #32 - itsbendingtime (08/25/2013) [-]
You mean you've never heard of potato salad?
User avatar #34 to #33 - derpomancy (08/25/2013) [-]
i think he prefers fried potato salad
#36 to #34 - zigarello (08/25/2013) [-]
i do but the weird part here is that ussually potato salad is made with mayo and thats like 80% oil so not much of a big difference.
User avatar #77 - durpface (08/25/2013) [-]
cocaine is the best vegetable ever!!!!
#53 - ishotthedeputy (08/25/2013) [-]
WHAT ARE YOU SELLING
User avatar #80 to #53 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (08/25/2013) [-]
CHOCOLATE
User avatar #43 - slugnugget (08/25/2013) [-]
its a bean..

I guess coffee is a salad too?
#49 to #43 - John Cena (08/25/2013) [-]
no its a juice
User avatar #47 to #43 - ludislavonac (08/25/2013) [-]
Liquid salad
#54 - John Cena (08/25/2013) [-]
Chocolate is actually innately healthy. We make it bad for you by adding **** to it
User avatar #64 to #54 - alphawolffifteen (08/25/2013) [-]
Chocolate is also innately DISGUSTING until you add sugar to it.
User avatar #98 to #54 - vrthbvyfa (08/25/2013) [-]
Chocolate is actually poisonous to mammals.
#57 to #54 - huzibizi (08/25/2013) [-]
Exactly - the 'bad' in chocolate comes from the sugar (mostly) which is high in simple carbs, followed by the cocoa butter which is high in fat. That's why chocolate with higher percentages of cocoa (ie. dark chocolate) is better for you.
Exactly - the 'bad' in chocolate comes from the sugar (mostly) which is high in simple carbs, followed by the cocoa butter which is high in fat. That's why chocolate with higher percentages of cocoa (ie. dark chocolate) is better for you.
#95 - fuckoatmeal (08/25/2013) [-]
** *********** rolled a random image posted in comment #5613247 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** mfw pure chocolate salad
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