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#5 - Yojimbo (08/25/2013) [-]
Just get a circular desk. People hate exercise.
Just get a circular desk. People hate exercise.
User avatar #17 to #5 - missrainbowdash (08/25/2013) [-]
how do you even get out of that? other than by jumping over it?
#48 to #5 - John Cena (08/25/2013) [-]
but a circular mirror around the desk so u can see someone work that ass.
person is trapped c:
User avatar #7 to #5 - icecreamonnips (08/25/2013) [-]
Ron Swanson, king of the Alpha Males
User avatar #6 to #5 - xtrmbragnrytz ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
How does one get into the center? over... under... it's so perplexing
#8 to #6 - John Cena (08/25/2013) [-]
it has an underground mechanism that pulls the chair down, then warps it outside the circle
User avatar #53 to #8 - allosaurus (08/25/2013) [-]
this would be much more entertaining if it went up through the ceiling.
User avatar #10 to #6 - punnyjunky (08/25/2013) [-]
It'll have a lift-away part. Like you see at fast food restaurants/most places with counters.
User avatar #9 - kathuzada (08/25/2013) [-]
But that means you absolutely have to wear pants instead of just underwear
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#16 to #9 - endospore (08/25/2013) [-]
You wear underwear to work? Look at Mr. Rockefeller over here!
#11 - stargatesturge (08/25/2013) [-]
Thank you. Thank you so much. I've been dealing with these people way too long. Thank you, good sir.
Thank you. Thank you so much. I've been dealing with these people way too long. Thank you, good sir.
#3 - kingsombra (08/24/2013) [-]
MFW I hear voices, but I see no one in front of my desk and then ask if there's anyone there
MFW I hear voices, but I see no one in front of my desk and then ask if there's anyone there
User avatar #27 to #3 - existacne (08/25/2013) [-]
> Bring him back into the thread!
#60 to #27 - stanleys (08/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #62 to #3 - masterspectre (08/25/2013) [-]
"Fall back, the dwarves are attacking!"
User avatar #15 to #3 - sanguinesolitude (08/25/2013) [-]
if i were going to pay a group of little people to perform on camera... one or more of them is getting ****** by me.
#1 - trashmaggots (08/24/2013) [-]
But then they might see the porn on my screen
User avatar #36 to #1 - vatra (08/25/2013) [-]
And when they see what you are in to they will be even less likely to **** with you.
#29 - CatholicPriest (08/25/2013) [-]
I just do my The Batman impression, I mean who wants to start something with The Batman.   
   
 Some of them did a Joker impression back at me, that diffused the situation
I just do my The Batman impression, I mean who wants to start something with The Batman.

Some of them did a Joker impression back at me, that diffused the situation
User avatar #35 to #29 - Vpirate (08/25/2013) [-]
>My The Batman
#42 to #29 - gunnark (08/25/2013) [-]
He's the hero AT&T deserves.
#26 - John Cena (08/25/2013) [-]
Put the gun under the desk but into the mirror's sight, they will surely stop being funny.
#21 - kanedam (08/25/2013) [-]
great idea!
have a thumb!
User avatar #58 to #50 - arweenk (08/25/2013) [-]
This is the greatest picture I've ever seen on the internet.
Thank you so much.
User avatar #44 - Wazzy (08/25/2013) [-]
I work in a call center...
#46 to #44 - John Cena (08/25/2013) [-]
Get some mirrored teeth
#33 - unggoy (08/25/2013) [-]
I work in a bar with mirrors on the back, customers are still dickheads....
I work in a bar with mirrors on the back, customers are still dickheads....
User avatar #40 to #33 - gustaviaable (08/25/2013) [-]
That's because you're in a bar
User avatar #34 to #33 - Vpirate (08/25/2013) [-]
That's because alcohol is involved.
User avatar #14 - thedungeonmaster (08/25/2013) [-]
I just know if we did that there would be endless stupid questions. "Why is there a mirror there? Whats with the mirror? Weird, they have a mirror behind the desk. ' ****** parent with ******** baby' Whos that! Whos that over there! Is that you? Thats youu!!" Sorry but I hate people enough already, that would send me over the edge.
User avatar #2 - drastronomy (08/24/2013) [-]
I just put a dinosaur toy on the register...theyre too distracted to yell
User avatar #4 - iamthou (08/25/2013) [-]
most of our customers freak out over the phone or send someone else because they're absolute cowards, and we aren't afraid to tell them "listen here ******* " the owner even approves
#19 - weardowar (08/25/2013) [-]
I don't know... mirror me is kinda of an asshole.... once he poked my eye....
#47 - fuckoatmeal (08/25/2013) [-]
** *********** rolled a random image posted in comment #5779308 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** mfw rude customer
#56 to #47 - yisumad (08/25/2013) [-]
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#51 to #47 - articulate (08/25/2013) [-]
I'm all for the occasional pony, but that's just not okay.
User avatar #61 to #51 - ladyrenard (08/25/2013) [-]
I agree.
#20 - ragingflamingos (08/25/2013) [-]
This is brilliant.
This is brilliant.
#57 - foxrock (08/25/2013) [-]
Being that I work in a sunglass shop, we have mirrors everywhere.
And we don't normally get rude customers. Dunno.
#37 - bostpost (08/25/2013) [-]
...please don't yell at me....




...please don't yell at me....
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