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#5 - Yojimbo (08/25/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Just get a circular desk. People hate exercise.
Just get a circular desk. People hate exercise.
User avatar #9 - kathuzada (08/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
But that means you absolutely have to wear pants instead of just underwear
#11 - stargatesturge (08/25/2013) [-]
Thank you. Thank you so much. I've been dealing with these people way too long. Thank you, good sir.
Thank you. Thank you so much. I've been dealing with these people way too long. Thank you, good sir.
#3 - kingsombra (08/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
MFW I hear voices, but I see no one in front of my desk and then ask if there's anyone there
MFW I hear voices, but I see no one in front of my desk and then ask if there's anyone there
#29 - CatholicPriest (08/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I just do my The Batman impression, I mean who wants to start something with The Batman.   
   
 Some of them did a Joker impression back at me, that diffused the situation
I just do my The Batman impression, I mean who wants to start something with The Batman.

Some of them did a Joker impression back at me, that diffused the situation
#1 - trashmaggots (08/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
But then they might see the porn on my screen
#33 - unggoy (08/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I work in a bar with mirrors on the back, customers are still dickheads....
I work in a bar with mirrors on the back, customers are still dickheads....
User avatar #34 to #33 - Vpirate (08/25/2013) [-]
That's because alcohol is involved.
#22 - childpls (08/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#50 - ohmygwad (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#21 - kanedam (08/25/2013) [-]
great idea!
have a thumb!
User avatar #44 - Wazzy (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I work in a call center...
User avatar #14 - thedungeonmaster (08/25/2013) [-]
I just know if we did that there would be endless stupid questions. "Why is there a mirror there? Whats with the mirror? Weird, they have a mirror behind the desk. ' ****** parent with ******** baby' Whos that! Whos that over there! Is that you? Thats youu!!" Sorry but I hate people enough already, that would send me over the edge.
User avatar #2 - drastronomy (08/24/2013) [-]
I just put a dinosaur toy on the register...theyre too distracted to yell
#47 - fuckoatmeal (08/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
** *********** rolled a random image posted in comment #5779308 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** mfw rude customer
#51 to #47 - articulate ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I'm all for the occasional pony, but that's just not okay.
#19 - weardowar (08/25/2013) [-]
I don't know... mirror me is kinda of an asshole.... once he poked my eye....
User avatar #4 - iamthou (08/25/2013) [-]
most of our customers freak out over the phone or send someone else because they're absolute cowards, and we aren't afraid to tell them "listen here ******* " the owner even approves
User avatar #66 - HobbsBear (08/25/2013) [-]
I was like 'Holy **** , this is great, people get pissed at me all the time and it's not my fault!!!'

then I realized i do OVER THE PHONE customer service...
#64 - anonexplains (08/25/2013) [-]
I had someone bitch at me in my drive thru for 5 minutes because a large fry costs $2 something, and the coupon she was using was for a free burger with purchase of a large fry. She then proceeded to yell at me for not speaking clearly enough on the microphone because she couldn't hear what I said her total was, which is why there is a screen that shows exactly what I'm trying to tell her before she even pulls forward.
I don't set the prices lady, and I don't control our faulty speakers.
#57 - foxrock (08/25/2013) [-]
Being that I work in a sunglass shop, we have mirrors everywhere.
And we don't normally get rude customers. Dunno.
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