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User avatar #6 - adu (08/25/2013) [-]
Ok, now this is gonna sound gross, but I've found a solution for this, so bear with me.

What you need to do is wad up some TP into some nice strong folds, then gently shove it as far into your anus as you're comfortable with. Standing up after doing this helps retract your anus and get it deeper, so go do that. Bend back over and pull it out, and it should be caked in **** . You only have to do this 2 to 3 times max before you're completely dry, as opposed to 20-50 wipes. Saves on TP and time.
User avatar #50 to #6 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
MFW it works

scientists, entmologists, astronauts, lawyers, teachers & firefighters agree

100% true, yes - it works
User avatar #52 to #50 - adu (08/25/2013) [-]
I know right! It's just some TP and people are giving me reactions like I suggested shoveling **** out of their ass with a horse dildo... Though I don't know if that's such a bad method.
User avatar #53 to #52 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
I'm not lying either i've done this for ages, always works, never needed much tp, only enough to get the job done so i never really run out.

but... you have to trim the butt hair sometimes, just so it doesnt get too messy
User avatar #54 to #53 - adu (08/25/2013) [-]
Well... that's rarely a problem except for the exceptionally hairy... but yeah I trim anyways for other reasons.

Everything I've said in this thread has made me sound suspiciously homoerotic.
#55 to #54 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]

embrace it
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#22 to #6 - noket (08/25/2013) [-]
way easier..
User avatar #32 to #13 - desuforeverlulz (08/25/2013) [-]
That was the perfect reaction.
User avatar #47 to #32 - clittyrubquick (08/25/2013) [-]
I'm laughing so hard that I made other people laugh and they don't even know why. So thanks for that
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