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Submitted: 08/24/2013
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#29 - sexualsenpai (08/25/2013) [+] (70 replies)
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Looks like he....Had a stroke
#1 - crazyolitis (08/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
HFW he thinks it's going to be like porn.
HFW he thinks it's going to be like porn.
#2 - flemsdfer ONLINE (08/24/2013) [+] (30 replies)
Is it REALLY the time and place to jerk it while admitted to a hospital?
Is it REALLY the time and place to jerk it while admitted to a hospital?
User avatar #11 - KayRed (08/25/2013) [+] (19 replies)
I asked my mom about this, and she's called ******** . Granted, this was back in the 80's, so porn wasn't as available, and she also worked in the cardiac department, so it was mostly old fat dudes she had to deal with. I do not deny that old fat dudes masturbate, but if that was the case, she probably chose to forget.
User avatar #13 to #11 - redtooth (08/25/2013) [-]
Must be awkward to have a mom called ********

yeah I realize it's a typo
#61 - ffffyou (08/25/2013) [-]
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#57 - snakefire (08/25/2013) [+] (19 replies)
I'm going to be having surgery soon. About 5 days recovery time in the hospital.   
   
Now I find out I cant masturbate...   
   
First they break my ribs, then I have to go blueballing for a week...
I'm going to be having surgery soon. About 5 days recovery time in the hospital.

Now I find out I cant masturbate...

First they break my ribs, then I have to go blueballing for a week...
#62 - stocxt ONLINE (08/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If this was a hentai they'd end up having a seven-way.
But nothing happens in life like it does in hentai...
User avatar #73 - malinko (08/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
if this kid didnt make some comment like, "ya know that though or 6 nurses in my room is what started this"

then hes just wasting everyones time.
User avatar #74 to #73 - malinko (08/25/2013) [-]
wow i really typo'd the **** out of that didn't i?
#130 - qballextraction (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #39 - laelaps (08/25/2013) [+] (9 replies)
who the hell decides to yank it in a ******* hospital?
User avatar #56 to #39 - exhaustedheadcase (08/25/2013) [-]
dude come on think about it
your 16 and probably been in the hospital for over 3 days
its a miracle he had enough forethough to wait til late at night
User avatar #10 - dudeyouisnasty (08/25/2013) [-]
I've done this. I only had male nurses for the rest of my stay...
#63 - optimussum (08/25/2013) [+] (6 replies)
How can you just casually rub one out while you're in a ******* hospital?
#43 - bazda (08/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I've been in the hospital several times, for several reasons, even two separate occasions when I was literally dying in the ER and the only time I EVER had heart monitor electrodes on me was when I was in ICU. If you're in the ICU, you don't feel like fapping....as crazy as that might sound to some of you.
#72 - dixiederp (08/25/2013) [-]
just for the record its buffy the vampire slayer. not scrubs
#9 - doughnutland (08/25/2013) [-]
Thats not at all how I expected it end...
I watch too much porn
User avatar #205 - girloninternet (08/29/2013) [-]
i wonder...if all the kids start doing this at the same time...xD imagine the *********
User avatar #129 - benjiburns (08/25/2013) [-]
That almost became a pretty cool porno
User avatar #51 - hauptishere (08/25/2013) [-]
Well poor Xander could never get Buffy's affections.
So he had to take mattters... into his own hands
#178 - lukchy (08/25/2013) [-]
Once i was in a hospital laying on bed. So im waiting for nurse to come wash me and suddenly i got boner. I realize she's going to see my junk and i pretend to fall asleep. When she revealed sheets she just chuckled.

Never been so embarrased in my life
#166 - grontrunka (08/25/2013) [-]
One of my friends had to wear a heart monitor strapped to his chest for 24 hours. I remember him saying he was afraid to fap for fear of them seeing the record of it the next morning and questioning it.
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