Women. Scary , period.. Sill KNEW WEEK THE IE!" HEB WIN All ' TTS period confession Bear
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#19 - ffffyou (08/25/2013) [-]
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#20 to #19 - justsomechickyo (08/25/2013) [-]
O my goodness....
User avatar #22 to #19 - TarnRazor (08/25/2013) [-]
Pretty sure that's his spray-on tan or something.
User avatar #40 to #22 - nuuk (08/25/2013) [-]
Spray tan is more orangey than red. Either he tried eating jelly with the back of his neck, or a lady friend was bleedin on him like it says.
#14 - beehoning (08/25/2013) [-]
Just be careful. If she starts late/early a lot, like I do, without your knowledge after awhile your week may end up different from hers. So you'll think it's one week and it's actually the next.   
Just to give you a heads up.
Just be careful. If she starts late/early a lot, like I do, without your knowledge after awhile your week may end up different from hers. So you'll think it's one week and it's actually the next.
Just to give you a heads up.
User avatar #12 - srskate (08/25/2013) [-]
The only thing a period means for me is that sex gets tricky.

lol masturbation
User avatar #58 to #12 - cresel (08/25/2013) [-]
when the red rivers flowing take the dirt road home
User avatar #59 to #58 - srskate (08/25/2013) [-]
I tried but I was told that the dirt road was a one-way street.
#61 - Chitzu (08/25/2013) [-]
I always feel like a crazy person, because everything makes me cry. You know how it's the saddest thing when an animal dies in a movie? Well, it's like that.

Everything makes you feel like that. You'll see a picture of kittens high fiving and you're like oh god, those kittens are high fiving. I must cry because of this.

The last time it was a fat kid singing.
User avatar #62 to #61 - yorker (08/25/2013) [-]
Sucks to be female
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#18 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
I get incredibly happy on my period, believe it or not
User avatar #39 to #18 - hundrings (08/25/2013) [-]
haha, I just get tired and weak, actually :p I also don't get cranky when I'm hungry or sleepy either.. Takes a lot to make me angry.
#64 to #18 - tinypoodle (08/25/2013) [-]
I cry a lot. For no reason. And get bad cramps the first day but other than that nothing crazy really happens..

Im so jelous of you though.
#21 to #18 - dragontamers (08/25/2013) [-]
So you're into S&M.
So you're into S&M.
User avatar #11 - ningyoaijin (08/25/2013) [-]
Wait, you win arguments with your wife? You must tell me your secret.
#13 to #11 - ExorArgus (08/25/2013) [-]
Be in a relationship with a sane human being?
#31 to #13 - BoatLoadofCMen ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Women are like fairground rides. ******* mental,
#71 - ludislavonac ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Am I the only one whos gf doesn't make a drama when she's on her period?
#72 to #71 - teranin (08/25/2013) [-]
sometimes they want to make the sex instead, but cowards are scared of Kaiju in the Red Sea.
sometimes they want to make the sex instead, but cowards are scared of Kaiju in the Red Sea.
User avatar #74 to #72 - ludislavonac ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Honestly I've been in the red sea once, and it was unpleasant for both of us. It was painful for her, and to me it was kinda disgusting to see my dick covered in dirty menstrual blood
#77 to #74 - teranin (08/25/2013) [-]
all of my experiences with that particular exercise is her hornyness level=through the 			*******		 roof, and with a bit of prudent planning a severe mess can easily be curtailed.   
   
Here's the way I look at it, if fecal matter directly enters your blood it can cause a septic effect that your kidneys can't fix, resulting in a shut down of those organs and eventually, death.  Worst case with a little blood is you not knowing they were carrying an STD (the same 			****		 you would either be worried about or not worried about anyway).  So as far as I'm concerned, it's less gross than buttsecks, and from my personal experiences it also seems to be more readily available outside of a gay bar.
all of my experiences with that particular exercise is her hornyness level=through the ******* roof, and with a bit of prudent planning a severe mess can easily be curtailed.

Here's the way I look at it, if fecal matter directly enters your blood it can cause a septic effect that your kidneys can't fix, resulting in a shut down of those organs and eventually, death. Worst case with a little blood is you not knowing they were carrying an STD (the same **** you would either be worried about or not worried about anyway). So as far as I'm concerned, it's less gross than buttsecks, and from my personal experiences it also seems to be more readily available outside of a gay bar.
User avatar #7 - carneymaster (08/24/2013) [-]
This should be on advice duck! **** thats brilliant!
#23 - lolollo (08/25/2013) [-]
Or couples can determine who's right in a situation based on facts and the merit of their argument, and not on their emotions...

I know it's just a joke but...seriously, I have to deal with this **** through my roommate's girlfriend......I'M NOT EVEN DATING THE BITCH!
User avatar #32 to #23 - romeosdistress (08/25/2013) [-]
My girlfriend is immune to logic and reason when she's pissed.
User avatar #17 - megazman (08/25/2013) [-]
What are you talking about? Women are always right!
can i come back in the house now sweety...
#73 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
I think that's kind of hot. Maybe a woman on her period, sitting on my face, and bleeding on my face too.

Dunno why that turns me on, maybe it's part of a femdom fetish (that I also have).

Posting as anon for obvious reasons.
User avatar #75 to #73 - demencialmx (08/25/2013) [-]
Don't be afraid bro. Show us.
#81 to #73 - willindor (08/25/2013) [-]
Stop right now with worshipping Slaanesh and/or Khorne.
Stop right now with worshipping Slaanesh and/or Khorne.
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#53 - sweetellie ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I don't get angry.. I just get sad and scared. And then the pain, nausea and vomiting starts and all I can do is cry.
I don't get angry.. I just get sad and scared. And then the pain, nausea and vomiting starts and all I can do is cry.
#1 - anon (08/24/2013) [-]
What the **** happened with the ******* lightbulb?
User avatar #4 to #1 - forevermining (08/24/2013) [-]
SCARY **** PERIOD
User avatar #3 to #1 - wittypotato (08/24/2013) [-]
It found out that Sill knew week.
User avatar #5 to #1 - logicstrike ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
it's on it's period
User avatar #57 - lmaopwnt (08/25/2013) [-]
I wouldn't call this a guilty confession, I'd call it being smart.
#43 - taxideataxus (08/25/2013) [-]
My girlfriend and I have a code word she sends me when she's menstrual.
She sends it once a month and for the next 10 days she gets all the space she needs.
#45 to #43 - tsukaza (08/25/2013) [-]
10 days? That's a lot of days to have problems
My girlfriend may be unusual in this but she doesn't even get unpleasant when on.
Also her period lasts like 47-49 hours every time
User avatar #44 to #43 - randomituseddie (08/25/2013) [-]
ten days? bloody hell my ex only needed seven TOPS. i feel sorry for you bro
User avatar #47 to #44 - taxideataxus (08/25/2013) [-]
Women PMS BEFORE they bleed. The week before her period is when I have to worry about her. During her period she just sits at home and reads and doesn't yell or scream or anything.
User avatar #49 to #47 - randomituseddie (08/25/2013) [-]
yeah, i was with my ex for about 3 years, lived with her for about two, and she got moody as hell one day before, and spent the first day really emotional and affectionate, then was slightly tetchy for a few more days. sounds like i had an easier time of it then some.
#41 - hundrings (08/25/2013) [-]
The strangest thing about my periods, is that I don't get angry or frustrated, but I get tired and lazy. And my sex drive goes way up for some reason..
The strangest thing about my periods, is that I don't get angry or frustrated, but I get tired and lazy. And my sex drive goes way up for some reason..
#46 to #41 - tsukaza (08/25/2013) [-]
This is normal... At least for two of my girlfriends I've had.
User avatar #48 to #46 - hundrings (08/25/2013) [-]
ahahaaa, cool. good for you.
#51 to #48 - tsukaza (08/25/2013) [-]
Actually I'd say this is good for you...
User avatar #52 to #51 - hundrings (08/25/2013) [-]
heey, did not think of it that way :p thanks, man.
#25 - lazragoon (08/25/2013) [-]
If you have frequent enough arguments to justify a calender alarm signalling "Let her Win Week"... You're doing something wrong.
#24 - thevsamoviessecond (08/25/2013) [-]
If periods are so bad that you can't argue like a normal couple without it turning into insanity then i think it's time you find a new relationship.
This isn't genius, it's just stupid. No person should have a justification to act like an idiot and have people agree with them out of fear.
#33 to #24 - ftsfts ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Maybe its not out of fear? Girls are more sensitive during that time as well as have some bad symptoms like cramps from hell which if you were an understanding boyfriend you would let her win arguments simply because she can't help what her physiology does to her.
#35 to #33 - thevsamoviessecond (08/25/2013) [-]
Also add the fact that if you let someone win a full set of arguments for a week, and then stop, there's a large chance that you'll agree to someone you don't actually want to do and just cause problems in the future.
#34 to #33 - thevsamoviessecond (08/25/2013) [-]
That doesn't make any logical sense. If you were an understanding boyfriend then you would know why she may be acting funny, try not to take it too personally, and go easy on her. But if your girlfriend randomly started arguing something stupid that really upsets you, or started an argument for no reason then that doesn't mean that you have to just let her win all the time. If some guy breaks their leg does that give them the authority to be an asshole for a little bit? I doubt anyone would let that slide. Sure you wouldn't try to provoke him, and you'd try to take it easy, but the line still has to be drawn.
#36 to #34 - ftsfts ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Well I was on the assumption that it was dumb little arguments that are unimportant. Obviously bigger stuff yea you wouldn't just let them win, but dumb little things is what I was referring
#37 to #36 - thevsamoviessecond (08/25/2013) [-]
It's not a matter of letting her win dumb arguments, it's a matter of avoiding them completely.
#38 to #36 - thevsamoviessecond (08/25/2013) [-]
Just don't bring up stupid stuff. It's something people should do on a regular basis anyway.
#10 - cobrien (08/25/2013) [-]
It's even more fun to argue when she's on her period!
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