Campus Security.... This idiot literally drove in circles outside of my window for over 20 minutes. Hard to believe they pay this idiot!.. If I had a segway I would waste my time going in circles too campus Security segway donuts idiot
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#1 - jayfbap (08/24/2013) [-]
If I had a segway I would waste my time going in circles too
#16 - Yojimbo (08/25/2013) [-]
- Moving, obviously not lazy
- Keeping a 360 degree view of the surrounding area
- Testing equipment to make sure it is at prime efficiency
- Not parking in handicap spots
- Non threatening vehicle

10/10, would let guard guard my campus
User avatar #42 to #16 - runescapewasgood (08/25/2013) [-]
9/11 would let guard my towers
#9 - hydromatic (08/25/2013) [-]
What? Riding a segway is fun as balls OP. I'd do the same thing if i had one.
#10 to #9 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
I am sorry for your loss.
Many dogs are forced to live their life without balls.
#25 - cptsweatpants (08/25/2013) [-]
Considering there's another one looking at him, what if he was just new and was learning how to drive it. What there was something wrong with it and he was trying to figure it out. And what if he was just fooling around for 20 minutes? Like you never slept in class you hypocrite.
Considering there's another one looking at him, what if he was just new and was learning how to drive it. What there was something wrong with it and he was trying to figure it out. And what if he was just fooling around for 20 minutes? Like you never slept in class you hypocrite.
#40 to #25 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
But OP pays to be in class; the cop gets paid to be on the Segway.

although I'm still okay with the cop screwing around
User avatar #47 to #40 - dederplaol (08/25/2013) [-]
OP pays to be in class and be bored, watching some guy drive around in circles for 20 minutes
while the guy gets to paid while driving around in circles for 20 minutes

I'd say segway guy won this one
User avatar #31 to #25 - dbBlues (08/25/2013) [-]
What's the source on that gif?
User avatar #32 to #31 - cptsweatpants (08/25/2013) [-]
Mawaru Penguindrum
User avatar #19 - missrainbowdash (08/25/2013) [-]
clearly he's trying to segway to the end of his shift faster.
User avatar #20 to #19 - cjwers (08/25/2013) [-]
Made me chuckle
User avatar #27 - heretofuckshitup ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
That guy gets paid to move in circles on a Segway. You wasted your time watching the guy you're calling an idiot. i fail to see how he's the idiot when he's beating the system.
#24 - ffffyou (08/25/2013) [-]
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Simulation
#44 - weardowar (08/25/2013) [-]
That's nothing i hear in Man of Steel II, Superman is gona be flying with one also....
User avatar #45 to #44 - listerthepessimist (08/25/2013) [-]
We will get stuck trying to fight them on the beaches...
#28 - deathbyrevenge (08/25/2013) [-]
I actually work security. Seeing us bored means there isn't anything going on. Which means you are safe.
User avatar #33 to #28 - subaqueousreach (08/25/2013) [-]
Working security is boring as **** about 95% of the time.

I was guarding a funeral home just last night because apparently with all their security systems they still had people messing with the place nearly every night.

I was there from 10pm to 6am and not a ******* soul showed up. I was thoroughly disappointed.
User avatar #43 - runescapewasgood (08/25/2013) [-]
9/11 would let guard my towers
User avatar #22 - stringfingerable (08/25/2013) [-]
Hell, I'd do the same thing.
#23 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
where else would you have him patrol? its part of his job, grow up
User avatar #8 - MyNameIsntCrookers (08/25/2013) [-]
stop being a dick they're just paying bills with the job.
User avatar #7 - xldarkking (08/25/2013) [-]
Have you ever ridden a segway?
No?
Then shut it.
#50 - darthtorn (08/25/2013) [-]
Wouldn't you drive like that if its your first time? I would, looks fun.
User avatar #48 - dapape (08/25/2013) [-]
"omg what an idiot, this idiot security guard is such an idiot, I cant even believe this idiot.
#46 - nortledrones (08/25/2013) [-]
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FOR JUSTICE!!!
User avatar #38 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
at my campus, our security force is actually a division of the city police force.
User avatar #39 to #38 - AvatarAirBender (08/25/2013) [-]
At the first college I went too, it was like that. The cars actually said "Police" on them. At the school I'm going to now, it just says "Security".

Huuuuge difference people, just saying. The security can't really do anything to but call the real cops. Thats all they are there for.
User avatar #37 - mistafishy (08/25/2013) [-]
What school is this?

I promise I won't kidnap you.
User avatar #36 - Jloughrey (08/25/2013) [-]
Or maybe the NSA has found you.
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