Campus Security.... This idiot literally drove in circles outside of my window for over 20 minutes. Hard to believe they pay this idiot!.. If I had a segway I would waste my time going in circles too campus Security segway donuts idiot

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#1 - jayfbap (08/24/2013) [-]
If I had a segway I would waste my time going in circles too
#16 - Yojimbo (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
- Moving, obviously not lazy
- Keeping a 360 degree view of the surrounding area
- Testing equipment to make sure it is at prime efficiency
- Not parking in handicap spots
- Non threatening vehicle

10/10, would let guard guard my campus
#9 - hydromatic (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What? Riding a segway is fun as balls OP. I'd do the same thing if i had one.
#25 - cptsweatpants (08/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Considering there's another one looking at him, what if he was just new and was learning how to drive it. What there was something wrong with it and he was trying to figure it out. And what if he was just fooling around for 20 minutes? Like you never slept in class you hypocrite.
Considering there's another one looking at him, what if he was just new and was learning how to drive it. What there was something wrong with it and he was trying to figure it out. And what if he was just fooling around for 20 minutes? Like you never slept in class you hypocrite.
User avatar #19 - missrainbowdash (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
clearly he's trying to segway to the end of his shift faster.
User avatar #27 - heretofuckshitup (08/25/2013) [-]
That guy gets paid to move in circles on a Segway. You wasted your time watching the guy you're calling an idiot. i fail to see how he's the idiot when he's beating the system.
#24 - ffffyou (08/25/2013) [-]
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Simulation
#44 - weardowar (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That's nothing i hear in Man of Steel II, Superman is gona be flying with one also....
#28 - deathbyrevenge (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I actually work security. Seeing us bored means there isn't anything going on. Which means you are safe.
User avatar #43 - runescapewasgood (08/25/2013) [-]
9/11 would let guard my towers
User avatar #22 - stringfingerable (08/25/2013) [-]
Hell, I'd do the same thing.
User avatar #35 - bbbegley (08/25/2013) [-]
Yeah...how did calling him an idiot work out for you, OP?
User avatar #34 - DeeJayBee (08/25/2013) [-]
I have a job at this quiet little college and they're practically paying me to just drive around on a segway
User avatar #29 - Pip (08/25/2013) [-]
this looks a lot like duke
#26 - SexyMcTitties (08/25/2013) [-]
University of Utah represent. Sage Point 812 if I'm not mistaken?
#23 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
where else would you have him patrol? its part of his job, grow up
User avatar #18 - psydoc (08/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Once my wife's battery died on campus on a Saturday, so she got a ride home and we went up later to jump start the car. The campus security (cops) pulled up while we were jump starting the car and asked us if we were doing a drug deal (I kid you not). The jumper cables were still attached. For a while he wouldn't let us leave, and claimed there weren't classes on Saturday (there are).
#17 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
I was robbed and called the campus police because when I call 911 it transfers to them and he said "Wow, thats serious. Let me call the police." FML
#3 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
I know where OP lives
User avatar #2 - cheezitman (08/24/2013) [-]
For a moment there I though the description was the light bulb, needles to say I was impressed
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