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User avatar #21 to #3 - senoldlx (08/25/2013) [-]
i do not get why these are supposed to be funny.
#24 to #21 - vorarephilia (08/25/2013) [-]
Me neither.
#31 to #24 - grindor (08/25/2013) [-]
I'll try my best to explain,

When Battlefield 3 had its Multiplayer Beta test, many glitches appeared. Ranging from falling into the ground to your weapons magically disassembling themselves. One glitch happened while you were crawling on the ground and something like this would happen

www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6l4dAHKL-E

The words 'Be Advised' were apart of the games 'Spotting' mechanic as the call out of enemies.

someone put 2 and 2 together.
User avatar #43 to #31 - yusay ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #252 to #43 - grindor (08/25/2013) [-]
Thanks for finding the video. I wish i had more to offer, but you have my gratitude
User avatar #253 to #252 - yusay ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #40 to #31 - yusay ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I just remember a really popular video with a sniper lying down and he said "Be advised" with his head out.
User avatar #251 to #31 - senoldlx (08/25/2013) [-]
thanks for the explanation, but already knew it. the problem is that i'm not into this "hurr durr internet humor" stuff lately...
User avatar #57 to #31 - burningsmurfs (08/25/2013) [-]
I always wondered where exactly that started, thanks.
User avatar #185 to #89 - tonkkax (08/25/2013) [-]
military porn stash
#103 to #89 - donkeybonerz (08/25/2013) [-]
It's about sending a message.
#154 to #103 - joelgrosso (08/25/2013) [-]
the message is I have C4?
#4 - havockwzy (08/24/2013) [-]
GENIUS
User avatar #53 to #4 - undeadwill (08/25/2013) [-]
sauce
User avatar #55 to #53 - elephantxmaster (08/25/2013) [-]
actually that's blood
User avatar #56 to #55 - undeadwill (08/25/2013) [-]
What game.
#59 to #56 - rsrobert (08/25/2013) [-]
Half-Life 3
User avatar #61 to #59 - undeadwill (08/25/2013) [-]
You mean battle toads

how do you dun goof that bad?
#101 to #61 - John Cena (08/25/2013) [-]
The picture even says CS :ARMYGUY: GO...put 1 and 1 together and you get CounterStrike Armydudewithgun Global Offensive
#206 to #4 - asked **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
how do i gun
User avatar #133 to #87 - gamernobody (08/25/2013) [-]
i hope he will be in the bf4 beta
#81 to #63 - John Cena (08/25/2013) [-]
First Freeman, second Freeman and.... THIRD Freeman. Half-Life 3 CONFIRMED
User avatar #82 to #81 - hypocritical (08/25/2013) [-]
now in FULL colour!
#170 to #63 - juha (08/25/2013) [-]
λ used instead of A... I think I have cancer now
User avatar #114 to #63 - beatmasterz (08/25/2013) [-]
Remind me, what did space + ctrl do?
#115 to #114 - John Cena (08/25/2013) [-]
space and ctrl makes it possible to jump up ledges that you're not able to reach otherwise.
User avatar #116 to #115 - beatmasterz (08/25/2013) [-]
REALLY? I never noticed that.
+1
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User avatar #159 to #151 - beatmasterz (08/25/2013) [-]
That totally went by me.
User avatar #155 to #114 - eiaisqzbsesb (08/25/2013) [-]
Space = Jump
CTRL = Crouch.

Crouch jumping is where you crouch mid-air to reach taller ledges.
User avatar #158 to #155 - beatmasterz (08/25/2013) [-]
Oh, of course.
#25 - Deavas (08/25/2013) [-]
i dunno... its the fact that its left handed that bothers me...
#37 to #25 - John Cena (08/25/2013) [-]
I'm ambidextrous you filthy casuals
#38 to #37 - Deavas (08/25/2013) [-]
well i fap with my left...
#26 to #25 - cactusphalus (08/25/2013) [-]
you have a problem "mate"?
#32 to #26 - Deavas (08/25/2013) [-]
yes
i actually dont think id be able to play this game this way
#77 to #26 - zomitlu (08/25/2013) [-]
I'm left handed but if I played that game it would be awful.

I'm moving the mouse on the right so I expect the gun to be on the right.

Doom is an exception because the gun is smack bang in the middle so sides don't bother me and playing the game makes me proud
#90 to #77 - dross (08/25/2013) [-]
You're left handed... and you move the mouse on the right...?

Also original CS had all left-handed models, so when you flipped them to the right side the ejection port went to the left... Spent casings in everyone's faces! Finally something that sucks to use right-handed, like I have to put up with all day.
User avatar #153 to #90 - meganinja (08/25/2013) [-]
I'm left handed and use the mouse with m right hand. At one point in time I was going to switch it over to show my left handed pride but it's a hassle with no actual worth other than being able to say I can use a mouse left handed.
User avatar #104 to #90 - seras (08/25/2013) [-]
I'm also left handed and use the mouse with my right. Isn't that normal?
User avatar #111 to #104 - dross (08/25/2013) [-]
I'm left-handed and use the mouse with my left...?
User avatar #112 to #111 - seras (08/25/2013) [-]
I just always used it with m right, never thought about using it with my left. Don't know, just how I learned it.
#113 to #112 - dross (08/25/2013) [-]
I can use it with both, just primarily my left. You'd be left-handed, using a mouse right-handedly. I play a right-handed guitar though, **** doing all that fiddly fret-work with my right hand..
#92 to #90 - zomitlu (08/25/2013) [-]
I thought every left handed person used their right hand for the mouse. Seems like it to me so far. Fapping whilst browsing can only be done by a master race.
User avatar #93 to #92 - jingleforth (08/25/2013) [-]
tfw right handed and can fap with both hands.

Acting like you're tough ***** ****
User avatar #94 to #93 - zomitlu (08/25/2013) [-]
Go away
User avatar #95 to #94 - jingleforth (08/25/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #96 to #95 - zomitlu (08/25/2013) [-]
idk
User avatar #97 to #96 - jingleforth (08/25/2013) [-]
So, no SS2 multiplayer?
User avatar #98 to #97 - zomitlu (08/25/2013) [-]
Nah I guess we can do that

How do we make a server or whatever
User avatar #99 to #98 - jingleforth (08/25/2013) [-]
Open SS2, click multiplayer, join

here's the join pass

192.168.0.10
User avatar #62 to #26 - tmgrskat (08/25/2013) [-]
He's actually right.
I'm left-handed and this would be really, REALLY annoying.
User avatar #28 to #26 - idoliam ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Ambidextrous master race, reporting in.
User avatar #29 to #28 - cactusphalus (08/25/2013) [-]
fapping with both hands doesn't count
User avatar #30 to #29 - idoliam ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
bollocks
User avatar #72 to #28 - inametoasted ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
does that mean that you're left and right handed?

if so, thats what i am
User avatar #73 to #72 - idoliam ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Yes, I'm not really. I'm right handed. I was making a masturbation joke which cactusphalus quickly caught on
User avatar #74 to #73 - inametoasted ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
oh, i thought i found some of my kind
User avatar #161 to #74 - meganinja (08/25/2013) [-]
I'm predominately left handed, but my handwriting with my left hand is so bad, my right hand is just as bad, so I say I'm ampedextrious.
User avatar #76 to #74 - idoliam ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
My little brother is. He writes the same with each hand. I can write with my left, but it takes some time and it's difficult. It also hurts my wrist when I try for too long.
User avatar #78 to #76 - inametoasted ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I used to write with my left but then i changed it and now i suck at writing with my left arm, but i do other stuff with my left arm as diabolo (if you know what that is), fapping and card dealing/tricks
User avatar #79 to #78 - idoliam ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Yes, yes I am familiar with Diablo. But I do everything but writing with my left.
#75 - zomitlu (08/25/2013) [-]
Can anyone tell me how booker reloads his gun whilst on a skyline in bioshock infinite?
#152 to #75 - John Cena (08/25/2013) [-]
well the picture is suprisingly accurate.
User avatar #180 to #75 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
well if you look up while on the skyline, his hand isn't there; so I assume he wears the sky hook as a hat, then put it on his hand when flinging
#181 to #180 - zomitlu (08/25/2013) [-]
Perfect, problem solved.

Thanks
User avatar #106 to #75 - edzero (08/25/2013) [-]
Appearently...
With his dick....
#51 - motherfuckingkenji (08/25/2013) [-]
Only pic of CS I have.


And it's from today's episode of Steam Rolled.


I only screencapped it because I was talking to my CS-obsessed bro about Game Grumps while I was watching it and I thought it was funny.
User avatar #67 to #51 - sundizzle (08/25/2013) [-]
Coincidentally, I just made this my TF2 spray.
User avatar #209 to #51 - lolshadowjewtwo (08/25/2013) [-]
THIS IS NOW MY WALLPAPER
#190 to #51 - dathunter (08/25/2013) [-]
Steam Rolled is 			*******		 awesome, and Barry is my hero being the silent assassin he is.
Steam Rolled is ******* awesome, and Barry is my hero being the silent assassin he is.
User avatar #208 to #190 - lolshadowjewtwo (08/25/2013) [-]
hes so ******* pro
#88 - frijoles (08/25/2013) [-]
i was just playing perfect dark today and when a rifle is dual wielded the hand holding the barrel guard is seen on both weapons.....
#2 - junkinator (08/24/2013) [-]
I feel like theres a funny joke to make about this, but i cant think of it. This bothers me
I feel like theres a funny joke to make about this, but i cant think of it. This bothers me
User avatar #6 to #2 - fuperbooper (08/25/2013) [-]
When you zoom in, there isn't a scope on the screen, it just moves your FOV up.
User avatar #17 to #6 - junkinator (08/25/2013) [-]
I was taking about a funny joke to make in the comments. Like "Be advised"
#18 to #6 - John Cena (08/25/2013) [-]
when you zoom in you just take your gun from your hip to your shoulder.
#134 - delivering (08/25/2013) [-]
Hit in the toe with a sniper rifle - dies.

CS logic.
#138 to #134 - qwerteh (08/25/2013) [-]
but leg shots only do like ~86 health
#199 to #134 - strangesir (08/25/2013) [-]
I think you mean every shooting game ever with that logic.
I think you mean every shooting game ever with that logic.
#120 - harbingerwolf (08/25/2013) [-]
I cant stand it in FPS games when you look down and have no legs, face away from a ledge, look down, and you're now levitating.   
   
And turning invisible in HL2 vehicles.
I cant stand it in FPS games when you look down and have no legs, face away from a ledge, look down, and you're now levitating.

And turning invisible in HL2 vehicles.
User avatar #136 to #120 - skeptical (08/25/2013) [-]
Why a halo picture then? In halo you've been able to see yourself since 2.
User avatar #148 to #136 - harbingerwolf (08/25/2013) [-]
I know, i never said you couldnt with Halo, i posted it as an example of game that does.
User avatar #150 to #148 - skeptical (08/25/2013) [-]
Okay then.
Carry on.
User avatar #127 to #120 - wilvine **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
That's one of the reasons I love Mirrors Edge, you look down and you can actually see yourself.
User avatar #80 - Mesmus (08/25/2013) [-]
So i was a long time 1.6 player, source sucked elephants dick but how is this new one? Worth playing?
User avatar #84 to #80 - spyisspy (08/25/2013) [-]
i think thats Condition Zero
#177 to #80 - cruxes (08/25/2013) [-]
100% worth playing, I bought it this winter and I've been playing it none stop ever since, although they went all TF2 on it and added microtransactions for weapon skin. (Doesn't change the gameplay) And they also added the m4a1- Surpressed and the USP- Surpressed. Try it out, it's worth alot more than it's sold for
User avatar #184 to #177 - Mesmus (08/25/2013) [-]
Is it still the same style where you die and gotta wait till rounds are over? (non deathmatch servers ofc)
#211 to #184 - cruxes (08/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, there's both Casual mode and Competetive mode.   
Competetive is the mode you're used to where you buya rmour 2 flashes etc while casual is a more casual gameplay, features 10v10 matches you start with armour already equipped maximum 3 grenades and it's first to 8 points.
Yeah, there's both Casual mode and Competetive mode.
Competetive is the mode you're used to where you buya rmour 2 flashes etc while casual is a more casual gameplay, features 10v10 matches you start with armour already equipped maximum 3 grenades and it's first to 8 points.
#117 to #80 - seekay (08/25/2013) [-]
Global Offensive is much more serious than other titles. But it's great, and for just 14 bucks definitely worth it. In GO you need more skill than in Source. Recoil is stronger, hitboxes are smaller (as you can see in the picture), etc.

Valve is also constantly working on CSGO, fixing bugs, changing weapon stats, in one update they even changed the hostages. Now they are sitting and are injured, they can't move. You need to carry them to the resuce zone.

I'm also a long time 1.6 player and I think GO is pretty neat. It's perfect for serious matches, e.g. clan wars and tournaments. If you just wanna have fun, the community servers are still there (did I mention it now has a brilliant matchmaking system which actually works?). And if you're bored, you can check out the custom maps in the Steam Workshop.

I think it's worth it and better than Source. But Source is still fun if you just wanna **** around. Sticking to 1.6 isn't bad, but I have the feeling that 1.6 is slowly dying.
User avatar #215 to #117 - Mesmus (08/25/2013) [-]
How is awp quickshooting in go?
#47 - tyroneisanigger (08/25/2013) [-]
I'm thinking of getting this game. Can anyone tell me if I should? Also, I'll get it for PC.

Does it have good gameplay and such?
User avatar #48 to #47 - mondominiman (08/25/2013) [-]
It's a great game, there's a new remake of the game called Counter Strike: Global Offensive. I haven't played this one but i've heard it's not as great as source. Source on the other hands is great but it doesn't play like your typical FPS shooter. You actually need to stick together to survive because there is no respawning and spraying is actually fairly good because it has a better chance of getting headshots then aiming down the sights.
User avatar #52 to #48 - sonoobish (08/25/2013) [-]
i bought CS:GO for 5$ on sale, and i have to say i wouldnt buy it again.
User avatar #91 to #47 - whiplasher (08/25/2013) [-]
I recommend Counter Strike Global Offensive. I wasn't a big fan of CS (I tried both 1.6 and Source and they both bored me to hell) but GO is masterfully done. Get some friends to play with and you'll have tons of fun.

Remember though that there is no singleplayer campaign. The only way to play singleplayer is with bots.
User avatar #83 to #47 - thequickster ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
There are three different Counter Strike games and I will personally tell you what you will get with each one from years of experience.

Counter strike 1.6:
Oldest of them all, graphics are low, but still playable. Fantastic game, probably the best of the three, but that's just my opinion because I like a challenge. This one has to be the most difficult to play, but the most rewarding with no registry errors.

Counter strike source:
The one shown in the content. It used to be a lot different, they changed the game massively to adjust the game for mac users. Not a good change, but it happens. There are lots of errors with this game, lots of hackers, registry issues with killing, and other glitches. Regardless, it is still a fun game to play, skill level is difficult but not as bad as 1.6.

Counter strike global offensive:
I recommend this one if you want the easiest to master. Out of the three, it is the easiest to master from personal experience. It's the most recent, and is starting to get a name for itself.

All three great games, only real difference is the amount of skill needed and the errors.
#49 to #47 - uhhyeahfmebaby (08/25/2013) [-]
You're about 10 years late and missed one of the most epic fps's ever.
#64 to #49 - fordun (08/25/2013) [-]
You're not to late. In 2009 more money was on the table at China for a 1.6 tournament then any other year.

Here's what you need to know OP. There are 3 main versions. Counter Strike, Counter Strike Source, and Counter Strike Global Offensive. People will try and tell you one is better than the other. I disagree. I find them all different. Not better than the other. Just different.

I recommend the newest one. Just a big tip. This isn't Call Of Duty. The mechanics are complete different. Headshots are a GOAL not a wish. Running and gunning is a joke.

This game is hard to get in It's like trying to get into Starcraft, or League of Legends. There is a learning curve. But once you learn and can play effectively you won't be able to put it down.

I've played Counter Strike in one form or another for nearly 7 years. I've played dozens upon dozens of FPS's in the time. But Counter Strike has been a mainstay for a very good reason.
#65 to #64 - uhhyeahfmebaby (08/25/2013) [-]
thanks for the info but that was 5 years ago man, not anything new
also, sure thi wasnt for #47?
#66 to #65 - fordun (08/25/2013) [-]
True its not new. But remember the game was about 10 years old at that point. And its still going. And yeah it was for #47. But i have to say I'd bet my left nut that Counter Strike will still be played 20 years from now. Maybe not in the numbers we see today. But it won't be dead.
#70 to #66 - uhhyeahfmebaby (08/25/2013) [-]
have you done a server queue and seen the population left in source?
#254 to #70 - fordun (08/26/2013) [-]
Both 1.6 and Source regularly make the top 10 on Steam. Checking the list right now has CS:GO the 5th spot. With 1.6 and Source at the 11th and 12th respectively.
#54 to #47 - executorchunk (08/25/2013) [-]
**executorchunk rolled a random image posted in comment #3379523 at Friendly ** I'm a Counter Strike veteran so I will join in on this one.   
   
The other guys are right. Counter Strike is old now. The latest one, like mondominiman said is Counter Strike: Global Offensive (CS:GO). CG:GO is fantastic, I highly recommend it, it's only around $10-15 bucks, usually even less during sales.See the thing is, CG:GO is still the SAME game as the others. The basic game mechanics, aiming, jumping, throwing grenades, it's all there. CS:GO even has original CS maps. The difference is they did modify some of the gameplay. Like this post shows them not using a scope, the newer games will actually look down the scope now. Also, some guns have been nerfed while others are a little more powerful now.   
   
CS:GO is great, though. It's still Counter Strike. I would recommend it. Just be aware, CS is a serious FPS. Although it's pretty simple to play it's difficult to master.  You might want to play hundreds of unranked matches first to learn the games and the maps.  Many people who've been playing since the original are ridiculous to the point where you think they are cheat, but they are not, they are just far superior players. I've been playing CS for almost 10 years now. Many have played even longer than that! Some of the original players are old now with families.    
   
Oh, and yes, it's a team oriented game. If you don't have a headset or you don't like talking in online games to strangers you're going to be useless.
**executorchunk rolled a random image posted in comment #3379523 at Friendly ** I'm a Counter Strike veteran so I will join in on this one.

The other guys are right. Counter Strike is old now. The latest one, like mondominiman said is Counter Strike: Global Offensive (CS:GO). CG:GO is fantastic, I highly recommend it, it's only around $10-15 bucks, usually even less during sales.See the thing is, CG:GO is still the SAME game as the others. The basic game mechanics, aiming, jumping, throwing grenades, it's all there. CS:GO even has original CS maps. The difference is they did modify some of the gameplay. Like this post shows them not using a scope, the newer games will actually look down the scope now. Also, some guns have been nerfed while others are a little more powerful now.

CS:GO is great, though. It's still Counter Strike. I would recommend it. Just be aware, CS is a serious FPS. Although it's pretty simple to play it's difficult to master. You might want to play hundreds of unranked matches first to learn the games and the maps. Many people who've been playing since the original are ridiculous to the point where you think they are cheat, but they are not, they are just far superior players. I've been playing CS for almost 10 years now. Many have played even longer than that! Some of the original players are old now with families.

Oh, and yes, it's a team oriented game. If you don't have a headset or you don't like talking in online games to strangers you're going to be useless.
User avatar #58 to #1 - wwlllmyfault (08/25/2013) [-]
I read this as Cunter-Strike
User avatar #5 - konradkurze (08/24/2013) [-]
could be worse

while playing battlefield 2.......i got into a knife fight with someone

he stabbed me in the arm....no damage, i stab him in the chest he dies

BF2 knives: cant cut cloth but CAN penetrate the ceramic body armor
User avatar #7 to #5 - leportugueseguy (08/25/2013) [-]
well, in call of duty you can kill someone if you stab him in the foot xD
#22 to #7 - John Cena (08/25/2013) [-]
In real life you can kill someone by stabbing them in the foot. The trick is to stab them enough.
User avatar #23 to #22 - leportugueseguy (08/25/2013) [-]
That would probably just amputate the foot. You don't die from an amputated foot, unless you bleed out, or get an infection
User avatar #69 to #23 - bagguhsleep (08/25/2013) [-]
Couldn't you die from the pain sending you into shock, though?
User avatar #71 to #69 - ludislavonac (08/25/2013) [-]
You wouldn't die, you'd simply pass out. But that would probably get you to bleed out so...
User avatar #10 to #7 - konradkurze (08/25/2013) [-]
or even worse, and in a bad way

was playing fallout tactics

saw big evil deathclaw charging at my gang...
had team run to survive while my best sniper picks it off

show it in both legs....it kept coming
shot it in both eyes...it kept coming
shot in in head.....the ****
shot it in chest twice..... **** this **** . RUN

spent 5 minutes running around the map till it eventually bled to death
User avatar #13 to #10 - leportugueseguy (08/25/2013) [-]
I know that feel... I started a new game of Fallout 3, despite all the bugs and stupid stuff like that, the game is still awesome I
User avatar #14 to #13 - konradkurze (08/25/2013) [-]
the one creepy thing i found in FO3 was how more powerful the deathclaws were to supermutants

while defending that little town from a supermutant attack...i fought off like half a dozen supermutants mostly on my own, no problem,.....
then later i get one deathclaw comes at me and i ***** me up

dafuqbruh
User avatar #15 to #14 - leportugueseguy (08/25/2013) [-]
Just use the Fatman
User avatar #16 to #15 - konradkurze (08/25/2013) [-]
the thing was almost at me before i knew it....too close for fatman
and headshots didnt mess it up as bad as i hoped

at least with the supermutants, rifle fire and shotguns to the head hurt them
User avatar #19 to #16 - leportugueseguy (08/25/2013) [-]
I just got Lincoln's Repeater, that is one of the best rifles in the game (at least from what i have). It is extremely accurate and does nice damage. But I haven't tested it in Deathclaws. I can one shot Raiders with it if I shoot them in the head, and supermutants usually takes from 2-5 shots, depending on their stats. But it's a really good weapon
#27 to #19 - John Cena (08/25/2013) [-]
The Lincoln Repeater is REALLY effective against Deathclaws. It can cripple their legs 2-3 shots, or one if you're lucky, and then follow up with a critical headshot or two chest shots and BOOM. Dead Deathclaw. The Terrible Shotgun is really good for Deathclaw slaying too, and the Victory or Gauss rifles from a distance can make them drop like flies. (perhaps I've spent too much time around Old Olney...)
User avatar #197 to #27 - leportugueseguy (08/25/2013) [-]
Don't worry about it anon, Fallout is a game that deserves a lot of time :p
User avatar #36 to #15 - viscerys (08/25/2013) [-]
I used the Fatman once in my entire total of over 800 hours of play. It was in the bit where the bridge is massively overpacked with cars, and there's a raider camp nearby. I fired it, and all of the cars blew up. It was amazing.
User avatar #8 to #7 - QuakinDuck (08/25/2013) [-]
We do no speak of that game
User avatar #9 to #8 - leportugueseguy (08/25/2013) [-]
I was just giving an example that things can always get worse. Please don't hate me :/
User avatar #11 to #9 - QuakinDuck (08/25/2013) [-]
You can be forgiven this time, do not let it happen again
#189 to #11 - John Cena (08/25/2013) [-]
it's a ******* game get over yourself
User avatar #12 to #11 - leportugueseguy (08/25/2013) [-]
It shall not happend again. I promise.
User avatar #135 - baconarrow (08/25/2013) [-]
He kinda looks like He-man
User avatar #35 - rplix (08/25/2013) [-]
And it decreases your rate of fire. Pretty sure no one uses the AUG and SG552 zoom.
#33 - thatclassicliberal (08/25/2013) [-]
the eyes are what really killed me.
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