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Breaking News: shit happened!

News in Britain: Stamps havesome up 14 pence.
News in America: Cannibal eats man' s face-
Britain: at?
News in America: Man throws his own intestines at police.
News in Canada: Body parts mailed to government.
News in America: Women kills and eats 3 week old son.
Britain: Erm.
News in Britain: Our butterfly population is still declining.
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User avatar #5 - swimmingprodigy (08/24/2013) [+] (8 replies)
News in Britain:
Bee sting kills man
Bees declared deadly weapon
Bees outlawed in Britain
Britain renamed "Ritain"
User avatar #21 - roflstorm (08/25/2013) [+] (8 replies)
"man throws own intestines at police"

Guess he
*puts on shades
Didnt have the guts
User avatar #12 - bakonforall (08/25/2013) [-]
You'd think Britain would have learned not to raise the cost of stamps after what happened in Boston.
#88 - valhalarising (08/25/2013) [+] (13 replies)
nothing ever happens in Britain
#6 - scruffyguy (08/24/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Britain: Man brutally killed in the street with a knife and nobody tried to save him despite the large amount of people who could clearly view it occurring.
#59 - warofdawn (08/25/2013) [+] (31 replies)
Canada is apart of America
can some one please teach Op the name of the country with this flag
#90 to #59 - responsibletim (08/25/2013) [-]
Everything is a part of America.
#76 - Loppytaffy (08/25/2013) [+] (19 replies)
Oh, you think Britain doesn't have problems?
User avatar #136 - thoracrian (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Britain: Queen goes to Scotland
America: Terrorist strikes Boston
Britain: What did Kate Middleton wear today
America: Detroit goes bankrupt
Britain: Royal baby's first steps.
#130 - ShockedNazi (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
meanwhile in Britain
meanwhile in Britain
User avatar #15 - dancingTrooper (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
******* ******** , some sick twisted **** goes on up in britian
User avatar #67 - decieverofthegods **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Reminds me of the Craig Campbell routine, he says:
You Brits just don't care about anything, nothing annoys you, the Americans on the other hand, they get so emotional over the smallest things.
they'd be at a pizza place and the pizza arrives and they just freak-out. They're all "I said no mushrooms dickhead, what you never made a pizza before huh chump? Want me to hop over this counter and show you how to make a goddamn pizza huh, arrgghh!!"
You Brits though, you'd be like "hey, we can pick the mushrooms off ourselves, a bit of free food as far as I'm concerned. In fact, you are looking at breakfast."
#57 - defdkny (08/25/2013) [+] (6 replies)
weren't veterans like slaughtered in the streets of London?   
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weren't veterans like slaughtered in the streets of London?
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User avatar #44 - thelocksmith (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
are.....are these stories real?! jesus america, you're ******* metal.
User avatar #33 - sergeantpopeye (08/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
But the thing is, in America if a cannibal did eat off someone's face no one would care.

But.......

In Britain if stamps actually did go up 14 pence there would be mass riots, billions of pounds worth of damage and a complete change in government
User avatar #24 - fhonax (08/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**** the Butterflies, where are all the Bee's going!?
User avatar #2 - frycook (08/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
there's murder all over England, it just doesn't make the international news cause it's the same old same old
#135 - weardowar (08/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Now this is some news i can get housed on!
User avatar #38 - commontroll (08/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That's because Britain doesn't report their **** .
User avatar #49 to #40 - mads (08/25/2013) [-]
Also when we do the main reaction is 'really? Why did you do that? Now we have to get a different train to work'
User avatar #29 - exhaustedheadcase (08/25/2013) [-]
see all those headlines when i read them make me think a secret zombie outbreak has happened and the government is covering it up
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