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Some rare sh**

RAREST SIGNATURE: With only 6 of
them in existence William Shakespeare' s
signature is one of the rarest of all and is
valued somewhere around million
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The words rarest gem is believed to be
pantie. The painite is orangish er reddish
brown and was first discovered in Burma
in the '. Within the last couple of
years, the source of the two original
painite crystals was discovered and now
a few hundred faceted stones exist.,
There are countless rare books in the
world, but by most experts' standards
the rarest of them all is the Gutenberg
Bible. it was the first book ever printed
back in 1456, and although several
hundred copies were originally printed
finding a complete first edition would
net you million. In taday' s
market single pages alone go fer
each, and several years age just 1
volume (it' s a 2 volume set) sold for
At the intersection of location, exclusivity
and history you find some of the rarest
pieces of real estate, The rarest piece of
real estate currently en the market is
Brads castle, the castle in Transylvania
that inspired Bram Stoker' s Dracula,
which is expected fetch upwards of
One of the rarest bottles cf wine ever
sold was purchased by Christopher
Forbes for a mere , 000
000). It was an unmarked green
glass bottle with the inscription of
1787 Lafitte Th. J." (now known as
Lavate and thought be owned by
Thomas Jefferson), found behind a wall
in Paris.
The world' s only Phantom Corsair is on
Florida' s Amelia Island. in 1938 the
Phantom Corsair was a vision of the
future - a sleek, black, aerodynamic
insect. Only one was ever built, making
it the rarest car in the world, and it
makes its sole appearance this year at
the Amelia Island Contours
d' Elegance. The brainchild of Rust
Heinz, heir to the ketchup
fortune, the Corsair was to sell for
500 (, 000 today) with
modernism that was more than skin-
deep - it boasted features that wouldn’ t
take hold tor a generation, such as
padded interiors and gauges for fuel
econemy charge, a
barometer and compass,
drive, and electric gear shift.
Tragically, Heinz died in a car
accident before the Corsair saw an
assembly line. His one car will drive
onto the golf course at Florida' s
Amelia Island
Astatine is a highly radioactive material.
It has a silvery coler to it, It was
discovered in 1940 and you can most
likely fjnd it in natural minerals. This
element is so rare that the entire amount
of its natural occurrence on the earth' s
crust would equal to l teaspoon.
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#97 to #30 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
I'll have to frame it, it'll take up room up in my shop, need to pay my workers, it'll take months before it's sold, I know the Expert said 3 million but in this economy the best I could do is maybe $550, I'll be lucky to make a buck on it.
User avatar #108 to #30 - missrainbowdash (08/25/2013) [-]
listen man I need to make money off of this, I'd have to set up an expensive auction, I'll go up to $105
#3 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/24/2013) [-]
Now this is some rare **** .
User avatar #1 - wittypotato (08/24/2013) [-]
Rarest thing in the world: A dick OP hasn't sucked.
User avatar #145 to #1 - willisteal (08/25/2013) [-]
A 5 year old downs syndrome donkey has a better sense of humor than you
#209 to #145 - vaginismus (08/25/2013) [-]
You must be new here.
User avatar #98 to #1 - tomowrath (08/25/2013) [-]
What an intelligent remark.
User avatar #57 to #1 - fyaq (08/25/2013) [-]
so. you let him?....
User avatar #7 to #1 - teoferrazzi (08/24/2013) [-]
that means either OP sucked my dick,
or my dick is worth millions

damn it why didnt I just jerk off that time
#120 to #7 - seventh (08/25/2013) [-]
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Nah OP goes around sucking random people's dicks at night.

One time I woke up because I needed to **** and there was OP suckin my dick.

mfw when I saw him
#65 - gamebug (08/25/2013) [-]
I'll start the bidding at 3 million dollars
#200 to #65 - joelgrosso (08/25/2013) [-] do you even cursive, shakespeare? o-O
#68 to #65 - ButtonFly (08/25/2013) [-]
What's to stop me from taking it right now?
#69 to #68 - gamebug (08/25/2013) [-]
Do I hear $500,000?
#100 to #69 - SubjectThree (08/25/2013) [-]
"I can go $40,000 on it."
#24 - johnnyiscool (08/25/2013) [-]
That **** has got nothin' on this bad boy
User avatar #205 to #24 - flyingoat (08/25/2013) [-]
I have one but it's in pretty bad condition. Is it still worth something?
Not trolling or anything, I really want to know
User avatar #82 to #24 - irathertakeapiss (08/25/2013) [-]
I had one once....That $25 my brother gave me should have been used for rope....
User avatar #55 to #24 - Sasher (08/25/2013) [-]
it aint even shadowless
#83 to #55 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
**** ***** , that's what I was gonna say.
User avatar #44 to #24 - muralriver (08/25/2013) [-]
Pfff....... that's not even first edition.
#195 - CactusFantastico (08/25/2013) [-]
that's nice buddy
User avatar #190 - firstresponder (08/25/2013) [-]
>be billionaire
>acquire all of the rarest items
>drink contents of wine bottle
>get in car
>look in glove compartment
> its the gutenburg bible signed by william shakespeare
>be wearing a necklace made of painite and astatine
>full speed crash car into castle
>fire starts
>fire errrwhere
>you burn up and die
>ass n titties
User avatar #234 to #190 - megatheman (08/26/2013) [-]
i would post a omegle conversation similar to this. IF I WERE LEVEL 2!
User avatar #235 to #234 - firstresponder (08/26/2013) [-]
you poor soul. you'll get there eventually bub
User avatar #236 to #235 - megatheman (08/26/2013) [-]
thank you men fruende, thank you...
#36 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
the rarest piece of property? every piece of land is literally singular ....
User avatar #52 - srskate (08/25/2013) [-]
Francium laughs at your "rarest element"
User avatar #204 to #52 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
Ununoctium would laugh, but it collapsed into lighter elements before it was able
User avatar #224 to #204 - srskate (08/25/2013) [-]
I was unsure if we were including man-made elements.
User avatar #232 to #224 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
well, they'd sure as hell like to be included, thank you very much
#15 - leuser (08/24/2013) [-]
I read "Burma" as "Bruma" at first :|
User avatar #194 to #15 - rustlingthejimmys ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I read it the same way to ...
#201 to #15 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
You're not alone fellow hero of kvatch :L
#64 to #15 - drunkenromeo (08/25/2013) [-]
I thought I was the only one...
#13 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (08/24/2013) [-]
I can't be the only one who thought Painite sounded like a cool alternate evolution of Geodude.
User avatar #59 - huttero (08/25/2013) [-]
Imagine if the guy driving the Phantom Corsair crashes, just imagine that
#93 - auesis (08/25/2013) [-]
Painite sounds like a supervillain invention.
User avatar #17 - LookinHereWhy (08/25/2013) [-]
I'm not a scientist but wasn't there something about astatine being so radioactive you can't get a visible amount without it vapourising or something
#19 to #17 - drummkidr (08/25/2013) [-]
I believe this to be true
User avatar #28 to #17 - kornison (08/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, it has a half-life period of about 8hrs(depending on the isotope) so it's pretty difficult to get a measurable amount.
User avatar #141 - shiifter (08/25/2013) [-]
A bible is off-handedly mentioned in a post and the whole of funnyjunk isn't here arguing about it?

Must be an off day.
User avatar #192 to #141 - maxismahname (08/25/2013) [-]
because this content isn't ABOUT the bible
User avatar #160 - symustafa (08/25/2013) [-]
There's plenty of cars with only one in existence, you know.
#70 - butterisgood (08/25/2013) [-]
Please, someone get this reference
User avatar #71 to #70 - raquelian (08/25/2013) [-]
i'm not sure, but it looks to be from a driving video games of some sorts
User avatar #188 to #148 - butterisgood (08/25/2013) [-]
wrong mafia bro
User avatar #73 to #70 - waterbottlemanboy (08/25/2013) [-]
L.A. Noire? It was one of the Special Cars in the game.
#74 to #73 - butterisgood (08/25/2013) [-]
I was not aware of that.   
but no, it's not L.A Noire
I was not aware of that.

but no, it's not L.A Noire
User avatar #75 to #74 - waterbottlemanboy (08/25/2013) [-]
Then what is it? It actually looks like an old PS2 game or something.
User avatar #78 to #75 - butterisgood (08/25/2013) [-]
Mafia, one of my favorite games of all time, and yes it was on PS2, and it was awesome.

I was dissapointed when no one mentioned it in the comments.
User avatar #81 to #78 - waterbottlemanboy (08/25/2013) [-]
Oh, I never finished that, I just played Mafia II. And, I just thought of something and I wonder if you know the answer, are the Mafia games connected in any way? Like, do the main characters have some sort of relation, whether it be blood or not?
User avatar #99 to #81 - enclavexremnant (08/25/2013) [-]
Funny you should ask, there is actually a scene from Mafia 1 that you get to do in Mafia 2 but from the other guys perspective.
User avatar #87 to #81 - butterisgood (08/25/2013) [-]

embed video didn't work for some reason
User avatar #86 to #81 - butterisgood (08/25/2013) [-]

You know that mission where you have to kill that guy and police chase you afterwards? IF you don't then watch the video to jog your memory. Ready? the guy you kill... is the protagonist in the first mafia game, and that's the ending scene remade in modern graphics.

That's really the only link there is between the two games, and if you haven't played mafia 1, then do it, because it's the ******* **** imo.
User avatar #88 to #86 - waterbottlemanboy (08/25/2013) [-]
That's actually pretty cool, and an idea I had for a game.
User avatar #89 to #88 - butterisgood (08/25/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but i don't understand what you're trying to say.
User avatar #90 to #89 - waterbottlemanboy (08/25/2013) [-]
I had an idea for a game where you kill someone in the first one who you play as in the second, that shows up in the third.
User avatar #91 to #90 - butterisgood (08/25/2013) [-]
Oh, now i kind of see what you were trying to say.

A similar thing to what you're describing happened in GTA: vice city, in the beginning of the game, victor vance gets killed, and in GTA: Vice city stories, you play as him, and at the end, his brother says that he got a "nice deal on on 20 pounds of good coke", and victor is killed because of that same drug deal in the beginning of vice city.

the more you know
User avatar #95 to #91 - waterbottlemanboy (08/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, I remember reading that.
#150 - sabotagesam (08/25/2013) [-]
By the Divines! You found some Lafite? Fantastic!
User avatar #157 to #150 - Lainge (08/25/2013) [-]
That quest was pretty cool. I just wish the taverns in TSE games were more populated with adventurers and ... well **** the entire game could use more people really.
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