This is Hell. . This is hell r. hoa whoa hold the up. I don't like shopping. Unless it's PC parts or vidya. This is Hell hell r hoa whoa hold the up I don't like shopping Unless it's PC parts or vidya
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#2 - schnizel
Reply +68
(08/24/2013) [-]
I don't like shopping. Unless it's PC parts or vidya.
#42 to #2 - mookiez
Reply -1
(08/25/2013) [-]
And all that can be done online now.
You need to login to view this link master race, except the bastards don't carry that new 540 d case I want for my new build.
#69 to #42 - umppis
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(08/25/2013) [-]
540d looks so badass, it looks like mATX and then you look at it and BOOM ATX
#34 to #2 - starblood
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(08/25/2013) [-]
what is vidya?
dont kill me to death
#51 to #34 - punnyjunky
Reply 0
(08/25/2013) [-]
Vidya is the condensed expression for vidya games, which in turn is the distorted expression for video games. The mother ******* more you know.
#54 to #2 - deadinferno
Reply +2
(08/25/2013) [-]
Oh my Christ! I remember making that picture, you just made my day sir!
I also made a civil war one a while back too
#57 to #54 - willisteal
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I made this one!
#56 to #54 - schnizel
Reply 0
(08/25/2013) [-]
Honor to you sir.
#5 - snakefire
Reply +18
(08/24/2013) [-]
As a guy I like shopping. I can only imagine it would be just as fun with a woman because I have a whole new gender to dress up.   
   
Like have you ever gone shopping and seen a pair of womens boots that look cool and think "I would love to see someone wearing those."? Well now if I go shopping with a woman I COULD GET HER TO WEAR THOSE.
As a guy I like shopping. I can only imagine it would be just as fun with a woman because I have a whole new gender to dress up.

Like have you ever gone shopping and seen a pair of womens boots that look cool and think "I would love to see someone wearing those."? Well now if I go shopping with a woman I COULD GET HER TO WEAR THOSE.
#8 to #5 - bjornkrage
Reply 0
(08/24/2013) [-]
i don't know, it'd be a lot easier if you could wear those clothes yourself.
#9 to #8 - snakefire
Reply +1
(08/25/2013) [-]
I have the body for a trap, but my face makes it a no no
#10 to #9 - bjornkrage
Reply 0
(08/25/2013) [-]
makeup
#11 to #10 - snakefire
Reply 0
(08/25/2013) [-]
Makeup doesn't hide my jawline.
#21 to #11 - heartlessrobot
Reply +1
(08/25/2013) [-]
**** that, go for it dude. Then post pics, including nudes and masturbation. And send them to me. plz
#22 to #21 - snakefire
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(08/25/2013) [-]
#23 to #22 - heartlessrobot
Reply 0
(08/25/2013) [-]
plz
#24 to #23 - snakefire
Reply 0
(08/25/2013) [-]
I don't even have womens clothes..

I think the only thing that could get me to trap, would be a french maid outfit. I would wear the **** out of that.
#25 to #24 - heartlessrobot
Reply 0
(08/25/2013) [-]
If I had the body for it, I'd probably go skin tight, hot pink, spandex booty shorts, fishnet tanktop, and high heel boots.
#26 to #25 - snakefire
Reply 0
(08/25/2013) [-]
I'm jealous that women can wear high heel boots. those things are badass..
#27 to #26 - heartlessrobot
Reply +1
(08/25/2013) [-]
I'd totally go for it, I just gotta drop like, 60-70 lbs to do it.
Holy **** 11 oclock, and I gotta get up early tomorrow.
#28 to #27 - snakefire
Reply 0
(08/25/2013) [-]
I don't have to lose any weight. I have that twink figure.
#116 to #28 - heartlessrobot
Reply +1
(08/26/2013) [-]
I'm jealous.
#117 to #116 - snakefire
Reply 0
(08/26/2013) [-]
I don't know if you want to see but. imgur.com/YdMfk2b

Its safe for work, I just dont want the picture being rolled.


Inb4 rolled comment.
#118 to #117 - heartlessrobot
Reply +1
(08/26/2013) [-]
How bout sum noodz?
#119 to #118 - snakefire
Reply 0
(08/26/2013) [-]
oh um... do you have skype?... I would feel more comfortable sending them that way...
#120 to #119 - heartlessrobot
Reply +1
(08/26/2013) [-]
Yep. I'll send you my skype on PM.
#12 to #11 - bjornkrage
Reply 0
(08/25/2013) [-]
take estrogen
#13 to #12 - snakefire
Reply 0
(08/25/2013) [-]
Estrogen doesn't change your bone structure for one (I think)
And it seems a bit drastic to take estrogen just to drag.
#14 to #13 - bjornkrage
Reply 0
(08/25/2013) [-]
eh, it depends on your age and how long you have left to mature, if your face is completely developed, tough ****, if there were still a year or so to go, i'd might just be possible.
#15 to #14 - snakefire
Reply 0
(08/25/2013) [-]
I'm 16.

My face might not be manly, but with my jawline you can tell I'm a man.
#16 to #15 - bjornkrage
Reply 0
(08/25/2013) [-]
that'd probably be enough to change the facial structure.
#29 to #5 - tinypoodle
Reply 0
(08/25/2013) [-]
Please go shopping with me?
#30 to #29 - snakefire
Reply 0
(08/25/2013) [-]
I would love
#106 to #5 - lordmoldywart
Reply 0
(08/25/2013) [-]
I've got some bad news for you....

....you're fabulous








....and gay
#107 to #106 - snakefire
Reply 0
(08/25/2013) [-]
But :c
#36 to #5 - retilica
Reply +1
(08/25/2013) [-]
im sorry can you tell me what anime that is because i saw it once and i really liked it and wanted to watch it again
#37 to #36 - snakefire
Reply +1
(08/25/2013) [-]
watamote
#7 to #5 - lycoris
Reply +19
(08/24/2013) [-]
That's actually pretty normal I just wanted to use this.
#31 - crazycommando
Reply +14
(08/25/2013) [-]
I like how you always hear guys complaining about their girlfriends shopping.

IMO : she does it so that she looks good in general, hence pleasing you in the process
#38 to #31 - anon
Reply 0
(08/25/2013) [-]
You clearly have no knowledge of the matter.

Yours truly, Anon.
#60 to #38 - crazycommando
Reply +1
(08/25/2013) [-]
you clearly have no acceptance of an opinion that may be be somewhat true.
#40 to #31 - dylanweber
Reply +1
(08/25/2013) [-]
If your girlfriend has to go shopping extensively in a way that makes you loathe shopping just to make you enjoy her then the relationship wouldn't work out.
#62 to #40 - crazycommando
Reply +1
(08/25/2013) [-]
yeah extensively yes, but i know some guys whoo will bitch about just 30 an hour of shopping with their GF...and IMO that's the most douchy childish behavior
#61 to #31 - sportsmaniac
Reply +1
(08/25/2013) [-]
My girlfriend can shop all she wants without me and I will not complain once.

It's when she takes me on all-day shopping sprees that I start to get a little moody.

Pic related.
#43 to #31 - mookiez
Reply +2
(08/25/2013) [-]
I have never complained about my gf shopping.
I don't have one.
I bitch when I get stuck with my mother if that counts for anything.
#17 - effthree
Reply +10
(08/25/2013) [-]
Shopping with the girlfriend hack- show interest, one of three results   
1. She's happy that you're interested, slightly raising your chances of sex   
2. She gets annoyed at your ignorance and hastens her shopping, getting you out sooner   
3. She realizes you are gay and leaves with someone else
Shopping with the girlfriend hack- show interest, one of three results
1. She's happy that you're interested, slightly raising your chances of sex
2. She gets annoyed at your ignorance and hastens her shopping, getting you out sooner
3. She realizes you are gay and leaves with someone else
#97 to #17 - nigeltheoutlaw
Reply -1
(08/25/2013) [-]
Shouldn't your chances of sex with your girlfriend already be at 100%?
#52 to #17 - themasterofyou ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/25/2013) [-]
I don't know why but I just stared that for three whole minutes, didn't even read your comment.
#87 to #17 - dullscissors
Reply +1
(08/25/2013) [-]
That made me really hungry
#33 to #17 - kandazz
Reply +2
(08/25/2013) [-]
I don't even care what you said, you made me hungry.
I don't even care what you said, you made me hungry.
#74 to #33 - fluttershyismine
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#63 to #17 - sportsmaniac
Reply +2
(08/25/2013) [-]
4. She loves your interest and proceeds to show and explain every possible purchase in explicit detail, doubling shopping time.

For me, it's usually #4.
#19 - willisteal
Reply +6
(08/25/2013) [-]
MFW going shopping with my mom and she asks my brothers if they want to come too!
#58 to #19 - heyimmalk
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(08/25/2013) [-]
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#66 - ohokay
Reply +4
(08/25/2013) [-]
I love shopping with men or women, it's ******* fun and I'm straight as hell. OP has no stamina.
I love shopping with men or women, it's ******* fun and I'm straight as hell. OP has no stamina.
#67 to #66 - megamind
Reply +1
(08/25/2013) [-]
have you ever actually gone shopping with a women? no, not shopping for yourself but with a girl who just dragged you along. they have to look at EVERY. *******. THING. even if they dont need it, even if they dont want it, even if they know that they cannot afford it and will never find any use for it they must go and inspect every aspect of this product that they will just drop and walk away from in a few minutes.   
a few hours of thus **** and you would want to find a place to sit too.   
mfw i start thinking about jumping to freedom like a wolf with his leg caught in a bear trap thinks about chewing his own ******* leg off.   
   
tl;dr shopping with women, not even once.
have you ever actually gone shopping with a women? no, not shopping for yourself but with a girl who just dragged you along. they have to look at EVERY. *******. THING. even if they dont need it, even if they dont want it, even if they know that they cannot afford it and will never find any use for it they must go and inspect every aspect of this product that they will just drop and walk away from in a few minutes.
a few hours of thus **** and you would want to find a place to sit too.
mfw i start thinking about jumping to freedom like a wolf with his leg caught in a bear trap thinks about chewing his own ******* leg off.

tl;dr shopping with women, not even once.
#70 to #67 - arkytior
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(08/25/2013) [-]
shopping with me is nice. I just go once around the shop and since my taste is a bit different than what's modern, I rarely buy anything and only try on what I consider buying.

Except if you take me to fetish and metal shops, with leather and chains and black clothes. Then I'm staying and you better pitch up a tent.
#68 to #67 - ohokay
Reply 0
(08/25/2013) [-]
it's the bomb, I give awesome opinions and help out like a G, then everyone thinks I'm good at that **** when really all I do is try, plus if you help with their shopping, they will help with yours, make you look better, make you pick up better girls, make you have a better life.
#84 to #68 - apocalypticburrito
Reply 0
(08/25/2013) [-]
dude its just not worth it
i just sit down and say that looks nice and wait for it to end
#88 to #84 - ohokay
Reply 0
(08/25/2013) [-]
most of the time, they know you're lying and will make you pay for that, you have to be critical and form your own opinion
#89 to #88 - apocalypticburrito
Reply 0
(08/25/2013) [-]
who the **** are you hanging out with
"pay for that" the hell man its shopping
they know you don't care but the fact you are there is all they wanted
#90 to #89 - ohokay
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I'm hanging out with my girlfriend who respects my opinion because she is a compulsive buyer, if I tell her to put it down she will.
#91 to #90 - apocalypticburrito
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(08/25/2013) [-]
k
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#35 - theguywithnopants
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(08/25/2013) [-]
2 bad things about this post   
-repost   
-most funnyjunkies don't have gfs in the first place, nice try though   
   
OP is being a major faggot
2 bad things about this post
-repost
-most funnyjunkies don't have gfs in the first place, nice try though

OP is being a major faggot
#44 to #35 - marlton
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(08/25/2013) [-]
#45 to #35 - eatinyojello
Reply +4
(08/25/2013) [-]
most funnyjunkers have moms/sisters tho
#50 - commit
Reply +3
(08/25/2013) [-]
"Do you want this shirt"
"no"
"What do you think of this shirt?"
"no"
"What's wrong with this shirt"
"Fine, get it."
My mom dragging me on a shopping trip.
#39 - Yojimbo
Reply +3
(08/25/2013) [-]
I want equality for men because I walk into a store and see it is divided into 3/4 women's clothes, and 1/4 men.
#53 to #39 - syntheticdoll
Reply 0
(08/25/2013) [-]
And most of those women's clothes are usually so ugly I can't imagine someone wearing it.