This is Hell. . This is hell r. hoa whoa hold the up. I don't like shopping. Unless it's PC parts or vidya.
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#2 - schnizel (08/24/2013) [-]
I don't like shopping. Unless it's PC parts or vidya.
User avatar #42 to #2 - mookiez (08/25/2013) [-]
And all that can be done online now.
You need to login to view this link master race, except the bastards don't carry that new 540 d case I want for my new build.
#69 to #42 - umppis (08/25/2013) [-]
540d looks so badass, it looks like mATX and then you look at it and BOOM ATX
User avatar #34 to #2 - starblood (08/25/2013) [-]
what is vidya?
dont kill me to death
User avatar #51 to #34 - punnyjunky ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Vidya is the condensed expression for vidya games, which in turn is the distorted expression for video games. The mother ******* more you know.
#54 to #2 - deadinferno (08/25/2013) [-]
Oh my Christ! I remember making that picture, you just made my day sir!
I also made a civil war one a while back too
#57 to #54 - willisteal (08/25/2013) [-]
I made this one!
User avatar #56 to #54 - schnizel (08/25/2013) [-]
Honor to you sir.
#17 - effthree ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Shopping with the girlfriend hack- show interest, one of three results   
1. She's happy that you're interested, slightly raising your chances of sex   
2. She gets annoyed at your ignorance and hastens her shopping, getting you out sooner   
3. She realizes you are gay and leaves with someone else
Shopping with the girlfriend hack- show interest, one of three results
1. She's happy that you're interested, slightly raising your chances of sex
2. She gets annoyed at your ignorance and hastens her shopping, getting you out sooner
3. She realizes you are gay and leaves with someone else
User avatar #52 to #17 - themasterofyou (08/25/2013) [-]
I don't know why but I just stared that for three whole minutes, didn't even read your comment.
User avatar #97 to #17 - nigeltheoutlaw (08/25/2013) [-]
Shouldn't your chances of sex with your girlfriend already be at 100%?
#87 to #17 - dullscissors (08/25/2013) [-]
That made me really hungry
#33 to #17 - kandazz (08/25/2013) [-]
I don't even care what you said, you made me hungry.
I don't even care what you said, you made me hungry.
User avatar #63 to #17 - sportsmaniac (08/25/2013) [-]
4. She loves your interest and proceeds to show and explain every possible purchase in explicit detail, doubling shopping time.

For me, it's usually #4.
#31 - crazycommando (08/25/2013) [-]
I like how you always hear guys complaining about their girlfriends shopping.

IMO : she does it so that she looks good in general, hence pleasing you in the process
#38 to #31 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
You clearly have no knowledge of the matter.

Yours truly, Anon.
User avatar #60 to #38 - crazycommando (08/25/2013) [-]
you clearly have no acceptance of an opinion that may be be somewhat true.
User avatar #40 to #31 - dylanweber (08/25/2013) [-]
If your girlfriend has to go shopping extensively in a way that makes you loathe shopping just to make you enjoy her then the relationship wouldn't work out.
User avatar #62 to #40 - crazycommando (08/25/2013) [-]
yeah extensively yes, but i know some guys whoo will bitch about just 30 an hour of shopping with their GF...and IMO that's the most douchy childish behavior
#61 to #31 - sportsmaniac (08/25/2013) [-]
My girlfriend can shop all she wants without me and I will not complain once.

It's when she takes me on all-day shopping sprees that I start to get a little moody.

Pic related.
User avatar #43 to #31 - mookiez (08/25/2013) [-]
I have never complained about my gf shopping.
I don't have one.
I bitch when I get stuck with my mother if that counts for anything.
#19 - willisteal (08/25/2013) [-]
MFW going shopping with my mom and she asks my brothers if they want to come too!
#5 - snakefire (08/24/2013) [-]
As a guy I like shopping. I can only imagine it would be just as fun with a woman because I have a whole new gender to dress up.   
   
Like have you ever gone shopping and seen a pair of womens boots that look cool and think "I would love to see someone wearing those."? Well now if I go shopping with a woman I COULD GET HER TO WEAR THOSE.
As a guy I like shopping. I can only imagine it would be just as fun with a woman because I have a whole new gender to dress up.

Like have you ever gone shopping and seen a pair of womens boots that look cool and think "I would love to see someone wearing those."? Well now if I go shopping with a woman I COULD GET HER TO WEAR THOSE.
User avatar #106 to #5 - lordmoldywart (08/25/2013) [-]
I've got some bad news for you....

....you're fabulous








....and gay
User avatar #107 to #106 - snakefire (08/25/2013) [-]
But :c
User avatar #8 to #5 - bjornkrage ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
i don't know, it'd be a lot easier if you could wear those clothes yourself.
User avatar #9 to #8 - snakefire (08/25/2013) [-]
I have the body for a trap, but my face makes it a no no
User avatar #10 to #9 - bjornkrage ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
makeup
User avatar #11 to #10 - snakefire (08/25/2013) [-]
Makeup doesn't hide my jawline.
User avatar #21 to #11 - heartlessrobot (08/25/2013) [-]
**** that, go for it dude. Then post pics, including nudes and masturbation. And send them to me. plz
#24 to #23 - snakefire (08/25/2013) [-]
I don't even have womens clothes..

I think the only thing that could get me to trap, would be a french maid outfit. I would wear the **** out of that.
User avatar #25 to #24 - heartlessrobot (08/25/2013) [-]
If I had the body for it, I'd probably go skin tight, hot pink, spandex booty shorts, fishnet tanktop, and high heel boots.
#26 to #25 - snakefire (08/25/2013) [-]
I'm jealous that women can wear high heel boots. those things are badass..
User avatar #27 to #26 - heartlessrobot (08/25/2013) [-]
I'd totally go for it, I just gotta drop like, 60-70 lbs to do it.
Holy **** 11 oclock, and I gotta get up early tomorrow.
User avatar #28 to #27 - snakefire (08/25/2013) [-]
I don't have to lose any weight. I have that twink figure.
User avatar #116 to #28 - heartlessrobot (08/26/2013) [-]
I'm jealous.
User avatar #117 to #116 - snakefire (08/26/2013) [-]
I don't know if you want to see but. imgur.com/YdMfk2b

Its safe for work, I just dont want the picture being rolled.


Inb4 rolled comment.
User avatar #118 to #117 - heartlessrobot (08/26/2013) [-]
How bout sum noodz?
User avatar #119 to #118 - snakefire (08/26/2013) [-]
oh um... do you have skype?... I would feel more comfortable sending them that way...
User avatar #120 to #119 - heartlessrobot (08/26/2013) [-]
Yep. I'll send you my skype on PM.
User avatar #12 to #11 - bjornkrage ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
take estrogen
User avatar #13 to #12 - snakefire (08/25/2013) [-]
Estrogen doesn't change your bone structure for one (I think)
And it seems a bit drastic to take estrogen just to drag.
User avatar #14 to #13 - bjornkrage ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
eh, it depends on your age and how long you have left to mature, if your face is completely developed, tough **** , if there were still a year or so to go, i'd might just be possible.
User avatar #15 to #14 - snakefire (08/25/2013) [-]
I'm 16.

My face might not be manly, but with my jawline you can tell I'm a man.
User avatar #16 to #15 - bjornkrage ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
that'd probably be enough to change the facial structure.
#29 to #5 - tinypoodle (08/25/2013) [-]
Please go shopping with me?
User avatar #30 to #29 - snakefire (08/25/2013) [-]
I would love
#36 to #5 - retilica (08/25/2013) [-]
im sorry can you tell me what anime that is because i saw it once and i really liked it and wanted to watch it again
User avatar #37 to #36 - snakefire (08/25/2013) [-]
watamote
#7 to #5 - lycoris (08/24/2013) [-]
That's actually pretty normal I just wanted to use this.
#101 - mastavibe (08/25/2013) [-]
finally i can use this one
User avatar #59 - ricketyrackety (08/25/2013) [-]
try going shopping with your grandma, for what's supposed to be christmas gifts. but she has to stop at every clothing store along the way. and she thinks any shirt that isn't a plain color or a floral/striped pattern is fun and/or wild- and has to mention it each and every time.
#66 - ohokay (08/25/2013) [-]
I love shopping with men or women, it's 			*******		 fun and I'm straight as hell. OP has no stamina.
I love shopping with men or women, it's ******* fun and I'm straight as hell. OP has no stamina.
#67 to #66 - megamind (08/25/2013) [-]
have you ever actually gone shopping with a women? no, not shopping for yourself but with a girl who just dragged you along. they have to look at EVERY. 			*******		. THING. even if they dont need it, even if they dont want it, even if they know that they cannot afford it and will never find any use for it they must go and inspect every aspect of this product that they will just drop and walk away from in a few minutes.   
a few hours of thus 			****		 and you would want to find a place to sit too.   
mfw i start thinking about jumping to freedom like a wolf with his leg caught in a bear trap thinks about chewing his own 			*******		 leg off.   
   
tl;dr shopping with women, not even once.
have you ever actually gone shopping with a women? no, not shopping for yourself but with a girl who just dragged you along. they have to look at EVERY. ******* . THING. even if they dont need it, even if they dont want it, even if they know that they cannot afford it and will never find any use for it they must go and inspect every aspect of this product that they will just drop and walk away from in a few minutes.
a few hours of thus **** and you would want to find a place to sit too.
mfw i start thinking about jumping to freedom like a wolf with his leg caught in a bear trap thinks about chewing his own ******* leg off.

tl;dr shopping with women, not even once.
User avatar #70 to #67 - arkytior (08/25/2013) [-]
shopping with me is nice. I just go once around the shop and since my taste is a bit different than what's modern, I rarely buy anything and only try on what I consider buying.

Except if you take me to fetish and metal shops, with leather and chains and black clothes. Then I'm staying and you better pitch up a tent.
User avatar #68 to #67 - ohokay (08/25/2013) [-]
it's the bomb, I give awesome opinions and help out like a G, then everyone thinks I'm good at that **** when really all I do is try, plus if you help with their shopping, they will help with yours, make you look better, make you pick up better girls, make you have a better life.
User avatar #84 to #68 - apocalypticburrito (08/25/2013) [-]
dude its just not worth it
i just sit down and say that looks nice and wait for it to end
User avatar #88 to #84 - ohokay (08/25/2013) [-]
most of the time, they know you're lying and will make you pay for that, you have to be critical and form your own opinion
User avatar #89 to #88 - apocalypticburrito (08/25/2013) [-]
who the **** are you hanging out with
"pay for that" the hell man its shopping
they know you don't care but the fact you are there is all they wanted
User avatar #90 to #89 - ohokay (08/25/2013) [-]
I'm hanging out with my girlfriend who respects my opinion because she is a compulsive buyer, if I tell her to put it down she will.
+4
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#50 - commit (08/25/2013) [-]
"Do you want this shirt"
"no"
"What do you think of this shirt?"
"no"
"What's wrong with this shirt"
"Fine, get it."
My mom dragging me on a shopping trip.
User avatar #39 - Yojimbo (08/25/2013) [-]
I want equality for men because I walk into a store and see it is divided into 3/4 women's clothes, and 1/4 men.
User avatar #53 to #39 - syntheticdoll (08/25/2013) [-]
And most of those women's clothes are usually so ugly I can't imagine someone wearing it.
#47 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (08/25/2013) [-]
"Son it's time to go Christmas shopping with us (mom and sisters)"   
"okay have fun, bye."   
"No, your coming"   
"why? You know my pants and shirt sizes and what I like, you dont need me to come along"   
"Because I, as a mother want to make you suffer while we try on cloths. A relaxing day of video games with your friends would be too much fun for you."   
   
			****		 Moms and their god damn shopping.
"Son it's time to go Christmas shopping with us (mom and sisters)"
"okay have fun, bye."
"No, your coming"
"why? You know my pants and shirt sizes and what I like, you dont need me to come along"
"Because I, as a mother want to make you suffer while we try on cloths. A relaxing day of video games with your friends would be too much fun for you."

**** Moms and their god damn shopping.
User avatar #100 - drunkasaurus (08/25/2013) [-]
I hate being gay. Everytime a woman finds out she asks me to go shopping with her. It's like "Oh, you're gay? While I've been looking for a robot to dress me up and comment on my appearance, how's next friday?" smh
User avatar #103 to #100 - trollofhalo (08/25/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter if you're gay, dress the girl up. Titties are always nice!

You like titties atleast, yes?
User avatar #104 to #100 - fizzor (08/25/2013) [-]
Tell them to **** off because you have no interest to go with them and give them shallow and genetic comments about their appearance?
#72 - fassticman (08/25/2013) [-]
Just me that saw this?
#46 - runningwyeld (08/25/2013) [-]
there's a department store in my city that has a bigass couch set and a tv running with sports all the time.
It makes me not hate my girlfriend
User avatar #1 - mamulates (08/24/2013) [-]
inb4 rage caused by a single rage face

the comic was pretty good
#35 - theguywithnopants (08/25/2013) [-]
2 bad things about this post   
-repost   
-most funnyjunkies don't have gfs in the first place, nice try though   
   
OP is being a major faggot
2 bad things about this post
-repost
-most funnyjunkies don't have gfs in the first place, nice try though

OP is being a major faggot
User avatar #45 to #35 - eatinyojello (08/25/2013) [-]
most funnyjunkers have moms/sisters tho
#79 - raybanned (08/25/2013) [-]
I actually like shopping with my girlfriend... it's not that bad...she's standing behind me.
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#95 to #79 - thebobinito (08/25/2013) [-]
Careful what you say and look at friend. (I 			******		 my last comment up. I do apologise)
Careful what you say and look at friend. (I ****** my last comment up. I do apologise)
User avatar #65 - bitchplzzz (08/25/2013) [-]
le may may
User avatar #55 - syntheticdoll (08/25/2013) [-]
At least these stores look like they have some decent clothing. When I go shopping, it takes me an hour and 4-5 shops to find something I like.
But I always go alone, or in the worst case, with a girl because I don't want to torture my boyfriend with this.
But don't think only girl take so long to shop. I went to a shopping centre with 2 guys, one of them was in the same shop trying to decide between a few Tshirts for a ******* hour. Then he complained when I could only decide between 100+ piercings after 10 minutes.
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