Die Heiligen Bücher. . The desert trilogy Jewish Adventures II: Jewish Adventures III: The return of the Jew Revenge of Mohammad Jewish Adventures tloa availabl
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#5 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/24/2013) [-]
Guys look, I found the following set!
User avatar #62 to #5 - jinxbomb (08/25/2013) [-]
*a jew hope
#6 to #5 - stepank ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
the first pic is a wallet ?
User avatar #7 to #6 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/24/2013) [-]
anne franks diary

And how the **** would a wallet be despair for jews, they thrive on it.
#8 to #7 - stepank ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
oh right, thats clever
User avatar #9 to #8 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/24/2013) [-]
ty, bbz
#47 to #7 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
Well, an empty wallet would be a jewish despair
#11 - fatmanxxxx (08/25/2013) [-]
What about the spin off series Jewish adventures in south america?
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User avatar #16 to #11 - cactusphalus (08/25/2013) [-]
south?
User avatar #27 to #16 - DoggyBouncer (08/25/2013) [-]
There are a lot of Mormons in Mexico.

Granted that is technically North America but you know
we dont like to acknowledge it
User avatar #94 to #27 - cactusphalus (08/25/2013) [-]
I understand. I'm from south america and still remember my reaction when I found out Mexico was north america:
"But they speak spanish! The **** are they doing up there?!"
#15 - I Am Monkey (08/25/2013) [-]
The Jewpire Strikes Back
#12 - AnonymousDonor (08/25/2013) [-]
i do usually prefer the second movies in epic series...
User avatar #45 to #12 - acemcgunner (08/25/2013) [-]
as a christian, i love that joke,too.
User avatar #44 to #32 - acemcgunner (08/25/2013) [-]
as a christian, i love that joke.
User avatar #13 - umaya (08/25/2013) [-]
Jewish adventures IV: A New Hope
Jewish adventures V: The Economy Strikes Back
Jewish adventures VI: Return of the Jebadiah
or the spin off series
Jew Trek I: The Phantom Coin
Jew Trek II: The Wrath of Car Insurance
Jew Trek III: The Search for Cash
Jew Trek IV: The Elderly Home
Jew Trek V: The Final Cashier
Jew Trek VI: The Undiscovered Tax Dodge
Jew Trek: Cash Generation
Jew Trek: First Cashback
Jew Trek: Investment
User avatar #19 to #13 - defacedcreeper (08/25/2013) [-]
Jew Trek: Deep pockets 9
#31 - brobathehutt (08/25/2013) [-]
>Jewish Adventures
User avatar #43 to #31 - gibroner ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
nah man that jewish erotica
User avatar #1 - ZeGerman ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
*Die heiligen Bücher.
User avatar #2 to #1 - ost (08/24/2013) [-]
Thanks brah.
User avatar #3 to #2 - ZeGerman ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
np
#10 - anon (08/24/2013) [-]
Its funny how the fans of the desert trilogy constantly fight over which book was better
User avatar #25 to #10 - envinite ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
> implying other fanbase don't do that.
User avatar #23 - fyaq (08/25/2013) [-]
No its
"Jewish Adventures II: The Squeakuel"
#83 - ishalltroll (08/25/2013) [-]
MFW german title
User avatar #65 - skeptical (08/25/2013) [-]
The Bible in and of itself has the Torah in the form of the Old Testament. It should be the New Testament, not just the bible.
#68 to #65 - dontknowmeatall (08/25/2013) [-]
You're ruining the joke. Why do you do that? Stop.
#70 to #68 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
i just realized the irony in his username
User avatar #82 to #65 - dogmata (08/25/2013) [-]
Think of it as "Previously on Jewish Adventures..."
User avatar #14 - commandershit (08/25/2013) [-]
Jewish Adventures IV : American Adventures
Jewish Adventures V : The Anti-Jew
Jewish Adventures VI : A new Hope
#48 to #39 - saturninepariah (08/25/2013) [-]
You've got some testicular fortitude to post something like like that. I respect you.
image related.
#51 to #48 - konradkurze (08/25/2013) [-]
well think about it

its a fairy tale set in the middle east.....where a random women gets pregnant to someone NOT her husband and isnt immediately stoned to death for infidelity.....pops out a magical jewish baby who later when as an adult, practices necromancy to raise the dead and violates copyrights by sharing bread and fish between hundreds of people.....and when killed, respawns after 3 days

oh but theres more

the world floods and one man single handed builds a boat that has to be about a mile wide to hold a male and female of every type of animal....and 40 days worth of food for all of them

a man is ready to sacrifice his own son.....but at the last second a sheep appears so the son can live....and the son doesnt say "wtf was that about dad"

and more....
#67 to #51 - scantoz (08/25/2013) [-]
But... God.. Said...
#72 to #71 - scantoz (08/25/2013) [-]
Im Atheist..
User avatar #75 to #72 - saturninepariah (08/25/2013) [-]
Say it loud and proud then because you are not alone.
I am an Atheist.
#76 to #75 - scantoz (08/25/2013) [-]
Yes obviously. My one post was sarcasm.
User avatar #77 to #76 - saturninepariah (08/25/2013) [-]
Yet people were still offended or dumb enough to thumb you down.
#78 to #77 - scantoz (08/25/2013) [-]
Thats alright. The flying spaghetti monster will make them boil in pasta sauce for always eternity.
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#81 to #79 - scantoz (08/25/2013) [-]
We shall take a moment to say a prayer for the pink unicorn, Shella.
Please join hands.
User avatar #93 to #81 - konradkurze (08/25/2013) [-]
what if......
god is a Pony

that would make Phanact a Priest
User avatar #84 to #78 - saturninepariah (08/25/2013) [-]
Yes, all members of the Cyber Church of the Invisible Pink Unicorn please join hands and join in a celestial pray. Oh great IPU we pray to thee in to smite our enemies with your horn and to bring everlasting joy to the followers of your pink, invisible flowing mane. Let all those who do not believe perish and be denied access to your kingdom of equine bliss. In your name we pray IPU, Amen.
#80 to #77 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
then wat started the big bang
User avatar #85 to #80 - saturninepariah (08/25/2013) [-]
I don't know personally, but i will not substitute a supernatural explanation.
#20 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
You're all going to burn.
User avatar #22 to #20 - closingcubez (08/25/2013) [-]
we know
#29 to #22 - olizandri (08/25/2013) [-]
an we don't care...
User avatar #35 to #20 - daentraya (08/25/2013) [-]
According to the Desert Trilogy, just about everyone will anyway. They have a low acceptance level, and you have to be subscribed to one of the beliefs, and then gamble that you picked the right book.
All in all, if theres a hell in any religion, we'd all go there anyway, so just enjoy your time on earth and laugh at whatever you feel like
User avatar #38 to #20 - konradkurze (08/25/2013) [-]
Im a chaos devout,....ill just become daemonic and fire wont do **** to me
#36 - erpetrich (08/25/2013) [-]
Rustle ALL da Jimmies!!!
#4 - dour (08/24/2013) [-]
Jewish Adventures IV: Israel, a new hope.
#40 - SuperSixONE (08/25/2013) [-]
Why does this look like Che Guevara
User avatar #41 to #40 - ichbinzweijahrealt (08/25/2013) [-]
Idk if it's just me, but I find nothing related to Che here
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User avatar #63 to #54 - fizzor (08/25/2013) [-]
I sort of see it, but that's still pretty ******* far-fetched.
User avatar #64 to #63 - SuperSixONE (08/25/2013) [-]
At least someone sees it.
User avatar #58 to #54 - albertjester (08/25/2013) [-]
mate i think you should see an optician cause you sure as **** aren't seeing anything else.
#66 to #58 - guanyu (08/25/2013) [-]
I looked at it with my glasses off and sort of saw a vague resemblance in the blurs.
I think he really should see an optician. I mean it.
User avatar #59 to #58 - SuperSixONE (08/25/2013) [-]
I see a book and a face, like those cards therapists give you and those paintings that have a hidden rocket ship i it or whatever
#60 to #59 - albertjester (08/25/2013) [-]
how? for one, the image is tiney, and for another, even from here it just looks like that muslim art style of flowing interweaving lines. right, show of hands thread, does ANYONE here also see a che face?
User avatar #61 to #60 - SuperSixONE (08/25/2013) [-]
Its the outline of Che
User avatar #73 to #61 - albertjester (08/25/2013) [-]
know what, fair enough. i've stared at magic eye puzzles for ages and havent seen **** . you see che face, fair play to you.
User avatar #74 to #73 - SuperSixONE (08/25/2013) [-]
Thanks, man.
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User avatar #34 - halotalim (08/25/2013) [-]
Well, the jewish Scriptures comprise all of the old testament, so.
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