dawg. .. Objection! The red light is always at the top and the green light is always at the bottom. The plaintiff (Ms. Kitty) was severely injured due to the defendant's
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#4 - heafi (08/24/2013) [-]
#1 - ffffyou (08/24/2013) [-]
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Objection! The red light is always at the top and the green light is always at the bottom. The plaintiff (Ms. Kitty) was severely injured due to the defendant's recklessness and disregard for public safety. Therefore, as her prosecutor we announce that we will settle the case for five years of cat food, 100 balls of yarn and one device for catching red dots.
User avatar #94 to #1 - oregmes ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
also in canada their lights are in shapes too for the colorblind
User avatar #55 to #1 - xinzley (08/25/2013) [-]
repost
#37 to #1 - darkcomplextion (08/25/2013) [-]
Objection! my client suffers from a genetic trait that takes away the ability to see variations in color i request not only that charges be dropped but that spike be compensated for this waste of the courts time
#2 to #1 - reginleaf (08/24/2013) [-]
Objection!
The lights were horizontal.
#30 to #2 - mistafishy (08/24/2013) [-]
The defense would also wish to argue against the settlement terms.   
   
"One device for catching red dots" is an absurd request.
The defense would also wish to argue against the settlement terms.

"One device for catching red dots" is an absurd request.
#29 to #1 - anon (08/24/2013) [-]
Objection!
Have you ever visited Florida (at least I believe it was Florida, it was some east coast state)? The traffic lights were horizontal, with red on the left.
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#36 to #1 - therevanchist (08/25/2013) [-]
Except that there are some locations, at least in the United States, that have special signals with green on top, red on the bottom, and yellow in the middle. Although the only ones I've ever heard of are places with historically large Irish immigrant populations.
#15 to #1 - junkisftw (08/24/2013) [-]
what if THESE were the traffic lights?
#28 to #15 - samskie (08/24/2013) [-]
1. Because then colorblind people wouldn't know what to do.
2. It would encourage people to start going before the green light.
3. It would cost way too much to change traffic lights to these.
User avatar #46 to #28 - warioteam (08/25/2013) [-]
THAT. IS. NOT. HOW. COLOR. BLINDNESS. WOOOORKS.
#52 to #46 - samskie (08/25/2013) [-]
w/e i was lazy and just greyscaled it.
User avatar #98 to #52 - warioteam (08/25/2013) [-]
THAT IS ALSO NOT HOW COLOR BLINDNESS WOOOORKS
User avatar #99 to #98 - samskie (08/25/2013) [-]
it is for red/green
User avatar #100 to #99 - warioteam (08/25/2013) [-]
Shades.
A very specific line of shades.
User avatar #34 to #28 - fuzzypickles (08/25/2013) [-]
Not only that, but it seizes to have reason to exist.
The current traffic light system is so simplistically perfect in design.
User avatar #51 to #28 - Cloudlessewe (08/25/2013) [-]
Also, if you saw the amber signal for "ready", you wouldn't know wether to slow down or speed up since they are both the same.
User avatar #60 to #51 - xbonezbreaker (08/25/2013) [-]
The 'ready' and 'prepare to stop' have different numbers on them, however I agree that the current traffic light system is fine
#35 to #28 - baconmansenior (08/25/2013) [-]
If my client had never drivin in a place where traffic lights are sideways he could not have known the difference!
#39 to #35 - samskie (08/25/2013) [-]
it's common knowledge that it goes red to green from top to bottom. And for the sideways ones its red to green from left to right.
it's common knowledge that it goes red to green from top to bottom. And for the sideways ones its red to green from left to right.
#84 to #15 - donkeybonerz (08/25/2013) [-]
Why are we not implementing this?
Why are we not implementing this?
#8 to #1 - talosknight (08/24/2013) [-]
That does seem to make sense. Defense?
That does seem to make sense. Defense?
#86 to #8 - tehvvecme **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
Your Honor, some Asian countries have red light at the bottom and green light at the top. The prosecution doesn't have any evidence that the accident happened somewhere outside mentioned countries. Thus, the defendant is not guilty! I rest my case, Your Honor.
#102 to #86 - talosknight (08/26/2013) [-]
Hmm... Your point is considered valid. Prosecutor, I am inclined to believe the Defense here. Do you have any sustainable proof the accident was in a country, where the lights are arranged in such an order?
Hmm... Your point is considered valid. Prosecutor, I am inclined to believe the Defense here. Do you have any sustainable proof the accident was in a country, where the lights are arranged in such an order?
#68 - itzjustme (08/25/2013) [-]
The only color dogs can't see is red.
User avatar #78 to #68 - skulldan (08/25/2013) [-]
can*?

pretty sure its one of the only colours they can
#104 to #68 - superintrovert (08/31/2013) [-]
I thought dogs could see yellow and blue, but exclusively. Like, I thought they could see those two colors but they can't see them mixed in the form of green. Hold up, lemme check wiki right quick.

. . .

Yeah, their sight is essentially the same as a human with red-green color blindness. Are dogs anti-christmas?
#6 - goseathree (08/24/2013) [-]
I have the same tie as him.
I have the same tie as him.
#33 - tossed (08/25/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#41 - crazyolitis (08/25/2013) [-]
Corgi's in suits are adorable.
#9 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/24/2013) [-]
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my lawyer
#10 to #9 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/24/2013) [-]
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#16 to #10 - rockmanfan (08/24/2013) [-]
**rockmanfan rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at I don't know what to do here ** you think that's bad? this is MY lawyer.
#22 to #16 - omegaominous (08/24/2013) [-]
**omegaominous rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at war, it never changes ** hah! your lawyers a saint compared to mine!
#80 to #22 - notsureifanon (08/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #5 - itarimjustice (08/24/2013) [-]
I wish I could see a lion in a suit. His wreath would look cool with a collar. This dog made me think about it
#11 to #5 - neenshah (08/24/2013) [-]
What, like this?
#27 to #11 - anon (08/24/2013) [-]
This is why I love the internet
User avatar #85 to #27 - daentraya (08/25/2013) [-]
I just thought the same, then clicked to see the other comment, and there you had written my thoughts
#90 to #11 - fcrocker (08/25/2013) [-]
From where the **** does one conjure up such images?
#103 to #91 - superintrovert (08/31/2013) [-]
I never knew I wanted to see these pictures until just right now.
#92 to #91 - fcrocker (08/25/2013) [-]
**** me, Google images has everything
#32 - crazyolitis (08/25/2013) [-]
Whatever man, lawyers are all just crooks and out for your money. Take the Dog of Destiny, he can see into the future!
Whatever man, lawyers are all just crooks and out for your money. Take the Dog of Destiny, he can see into the future!
User avatar #87 - djjeroenski (08/25/2013) [-]
1: dogs can see colors, not as many as humans, but enough to tell red and green apart
2: positions of the light tells you which means what
3: you could watch out for yourself
4: dogs don't drive
inb4 haters gonna hate
#88 to #87 - neoexdeath ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Don't tell me what I don't do.
User avatar #82 - ninjason (08/25/2013) [-]
isn't that why they are in a vertical row?
#76 - draagz (08/25/2013) [-]
Reminds me of Saul from BB
#73 - deliciousdee ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Your honor, I'd like to request a brief recess on the grounds that there is garlic on my head.
#70 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
Dogs can see the color red, so the joke is invalid.
User avatar #66 - berojin ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
wow, so law. (Sorry I can't use any pictures to make this better, because of Admin and such)
#44 - dontknowmeatall (08/25/2013) [-]
"In my client's defense, he hired a dog as his lawyer. Do you think he's mentally stable and concious of his actions?"
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#56 - kaycie (08/25/2013) [-]
roses are grey   
violets are grey   
I'm a dog
roses are grey
violets are grey
I'm a dog
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