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#29 - HannibalLecter (08/25/2013) [-]
Don't forget Danny repelled down a hospital with a dude's intestines.
User avatar #51 to #29 - manofparody (08/25/2013) [-]
The only thing that pissed me off in that movie was the way they said his name.

50% of the time he was Mashettey, the other half he was machatay.
User avatar #8 - junkinator (08/24/2013) [-]
Danny Trejo always plays villains to teach kids that bad guys usually get sent to prison and killed, so they should try and live a decent life
User avatar #24 to #8 - Emeexuqu (08/25/2013) [-]
I don't understand how you would explain Machete then
User avatar #43 to #8 - biporch (08/25/2013) [-]
Well, he was actually helping the good guys get the bad guys in this case.
User avatar #65 to #8 - stanleys ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
He was the good guy in Badass
#72 to #8 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
but what about uncle machete from the spy kids he is a good guy not a bad guy
User avatar #16 to #8 - ivoryhammer (08/24/2013) [-]
He played a good guy in Spy Kids
#17 to #16 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
And the protagonist in Machete.
User avatar #19 to #16 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Wasn't he a bad guy first and was then recruited to the good side?
User avatar #20 to #19 - ivoryhammer (08/25/2013) [-]
I think he was the father's brother, who was like Q from James Bond.
User avatar #23 to #20 - nyangiraffe (08/25/2013) [-]
He was indeed teh father's brother who never saw eye to eye with him
User avatar #57 to #23 - kneetothearrow (08/25/2013) [-]
Didnt they call him Machette in Spy Kids? I know there was a reference like that in there somewhere. I swear on my childhood.
User avatar #95 to #57 - commontroll (08/25/2013) [-]
Same Machete as the movie, Machete.
User avatar #61 to #57 - nyangiraffe (08/25/2013) [-]
Machete Cortez is his name.
User avatar #10 to #8 - theugandanhero (08/24/2013) [-]
Thanks tumblr
#32 to #8 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
He didn't play a villain in Spy Kids...
User avatar #71 to #32 - Schwarzenegger (08/25/2013) [-]
Fun fact: his character in Spy Kids (Uncle Machete) is the same one he played in the movie Machete.
User avatar #93 to #71 - commontroll (08/25/2013) [-]
It's true. The directors have confirmed that the Machete movies are just what he does on his time off.
User avatar #104 to #93 - Schwarzenegger (08/25/2013) [-]
That's pretty cool. The sequel Machete Kills has Antonio Banderas returning as Gregorio (the kids' dad from the Spy Kids movies.)
User avatar #105 to #104 - commontroll (08/25/2013) [-]
Really? That's awesome. I love whenever directors and writers and actors all are okay with stuff like that.
User avatar #106 to #105 - Schwarzenegger (08/25/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machete_Kills

It's awesome. I like how they keep continuity.
User avatar #113 to #32 - jazpinder (08/25/2013) [-]
Or in Death Race. But then again the whole movie IS set in prison sooo...
#18 to #8 - dchamp (08/25/2013) [-]
he also teaches kids that if you snitch to the dea you get your head chopped off and put on a tortoise rigged with explosives
#4 - ffffyou (08/24/2013) [-]
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#3 - bfudge (08/24/2013) [-]
He always reminded me of Octavio from king of the hill.
User avatar #5 to #3 - ZalgotheImminent (08/24/2013) [-]
"On King of the Hill he voiced the character Enrique, and Octavio's character on the show is based on his appearance"

Source: Wikipedia.
User avatar #21 to #5 - ibznaughty (08/25/2013) [-]
HE WAS ENRIQUE

everything makes sense now
#54 to #5 - lemortedemiller (08/25/2013) [-]
We was also Enrique. Source: Imdb
#1 - heafi (08/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #96 to #1 - dross (08/25/2013) [-]
Mario > Goats.
#26 to #1 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
The floor is lava!
#39 - weirddark (08/25/2013) [-]
my hero
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#37 to #9 - zozman (08/25/2013) [-]
I would go there and give them all my money.
#75 - bronhije (08/25/2013) [-]
They just 			******		 with the wrong mexican !
They just ****** with the wrong mexican !
User avatar #86 to #75 - fuzzyballs (08/25/2013) [-]
I'm fairly certain he's not mexican though
I read it somewhere
User avatar #99 to #86 - bronhije (08/25/2013) [-]
It's quote from Machete. Althou his ancestors were mexicans in real life.
User avatar #137 to #99 - fuzzyballs (08/25/2013) [-]
....I know
are you a mexianCAN or a mexiCAN'T
I've seen the movie
#85 - josieabby (08/25/2013) [-]
That scene was disturbing.  DISTURBINGLY AWESOME!
That scene was disturbing. DISTURBINGLY AWESOME!
#38 - kaycie (08/25/2013) [-]
oh god, I don't know why I find him so intimidating-ly attractive.
oh god, I don't know why I find him so intimidating-ly attractive.
User avatar #90 to #38 - tesarrior (08/25/2013) [-]
whats this from?
User avatar #97 to #90 - lyner (08/25/2013) [-]
Steins;Gate
User avatar #138 to #97 - buddhadom ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I ******* loved that anime... I screamed throughout the ending...

My favorite character was Mayushii for some particular reason...
#125 to #38 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
Ruka is hot... Even though he's a guy
#41 to #38 - buddhadom ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
yea tortoises are kinda hot...
User avatar #48 to #47 - buddhadom ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

I googled it so don't mind the page... this is where it came from...
#141 to #41 - kaycie (08/25/2013) [-]
that feel when I have a tmnt fetish also. God help me
that feel when I have a tmnt fetish also. God help me
User avatar #144 to #141 - buddhadom ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I googled it, therefore, i believe you are sick...
#53 - thathorse (08/25/2013) [-]
Danny Trejo is the 			*******		 man
Danny Trejo is the ******* man
#124 - neoexdeath (08/25/2013) [-]
Goddammit Micheal, you've had that thing on your back for almost a week now, crows pecked its eyes out, its starting to mummify, just shake that damn thing off and let the humans bury it. It's pretty goddamn clear that thing isn't going to get you any pussy, so just quit with the whole damn experiment.
User avatar #77 - pepemex (08/25/2013) [-]
Was that his actual head?
User avatar #82 to #77 - stringfingerable (08/25/2013) [-]
Im pretty sure it was a model of his head.
#88 to #82 - fisty (08/25/2013) [-]
but you're not a 100%?
but you're not a 100%?
User avatar #89 to #88 - stringfingerable (08/25/2013) [-]
I...I don't know.
User avatar #115 to #89 - brobathehutt (08/25/2013) [-]
I think he's lying, that head looks 100% real to me.
#120 to #89 - fisty (08/25/2013) [-]
I think you know something you're not telling us
I think you know something you're not telling us
#110 to #88 - scantoz (08/25/2013) [-]
Its a model of his head. 100% sure.
#49 - spanishninja ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
#60 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
And here you have this magnificent legend without his trademark look
Kinda looks like a Mexican Jean Claude Van Damme

source: Con Air
User avatar #12 - willindor (08/24/2013) [-]
My favorite Danny Trejo quote: GAH! PETRO-CHICO BOY! Petro-Chico Boy is here after my chicharrones! Oh... Just a dream... Just a dream...
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#31 - AZNRULEZ (08/25/2013) [-]
Just watched this episode yesterday...No spoilers =D
User avatar #34 to #31 - dapape (08/25/2013) [-]
So did I...

@.@
User avatar #2 - anonemous (08/24/2013) [-]
this is gold!
#44 - fuckoatmeal (08/25/2013) [-]
** *********** rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Interesting Mushrooms #2 ** tfw
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