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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - ffffyou
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User avatar #8 - junkinator
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Danny Trejo always plays villains to teach kids that bad guys usually get sent to prison and killed, so they should try and live a decent life
User avatar #24 to #8 - Emeexuqu
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I don't understand how you would explain Machete then
#32 to #8 - anon id: 9a82604d
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He didn't play a villain in Spy Kids...
User avatar #71 to #32 - Schwarzenegger
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Fun fact: his character in Spy Kids (Uncle Machete) is the same one he played in the movie Machete.
User avatar #93 to #71 - commontroll
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It's true. The directors have confirmed that the Machete movies are just what he does on his time off.
User avatar #104 to #93 - Schwarzenegger
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That's pretty cool. The sequel Machete Kills has Antonio Banderas returning as Gregorio (the kids' dad from the Spy Kids movies.)
User avatar #105 to #104 - commontroll
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Really? That's awesome. I love whenever directors and writers and actors all are okay with stuff like that.
User avatar #106 to #105 - Schwarzenegger
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machete_Kills

It's awesome. I like how they keep continuity.
User avatar #113 to #32 - jazpinder
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Or in Death Race. But then again the whole movie IS set in prison sooo...
User avatar #43 to #8 - biporch
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Well, he was actually helping the good guys get the bad guys in this case.
User avatar #65 to #8 - stanleys
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He was the good guy in Badass
#72 to #8 - anon id: 63f24bde
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but what about uncle machete from the spy kids he is a good guy not a bad guy
User avatar #16 to #8 - ivoryhammer
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He played a good guy in Spy Kids
User avatar #19 to #16 - captainfuckitall
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Wasn't he a bad guy first and was then recruited to the good side?
User avatar #20 to #19 - ivoryhammer
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I think he was the father's brother, who was like Q from James Bond.
User avatar #23 to #20 - nyangiraffe
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He was indeed teh father's brother who never saw eye to eye with him
User avatar #57 to #23 - kneetothearrow
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Didnt they call him Machette in Spy Kids? I know there was a reference like that in there somewhere. I swear on my childhood.
User avatar #95 to #57 - commontroll
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Same Machete as the movie, Machete.
User avatar #61 to #57 - nyangiraffe
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Machete Cortez is his name.
#17 to #16 - anon id: 61767663
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And the protagonist in Machete.
User avatar #10 to #8 - theugandanhero
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Thanks tumblr
#18 to #8 - dchamp
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he also teaches kids that if you snitch to the dea you get your head chopped off and put on a tortoise rigged with explosives
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#130 to #6 - anon id: 06af2f93
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Probably, because everything was Nick Cage.
And nothing hurt.
User avatar #28 to #6 - sinonyx
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i dont know why the red thumbs, you're right
User avatar #36 to #6 - wolvesbrickwall
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Nic Cage is the mexican Nic Cage
User avatar #11 to #6 - snoopyshouse
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you shut your mouth, ese
User avatar #22 to #11 - folkflunky
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I'm laughing like a retard because of that "ese"
#30 to #22 - anon id: 36d02992
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And we care why?
User avatar #52 to #30 - folkflunky
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Suck my dick faggot.
#63 to #52 - lamarisagoodname
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someone was having a bad day, eh
User avatar #142 to #63 - folkflunky
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I was tired as **** since I had spent 12 hours playing chess. Last thing I wanted was a faggot being cancerous.
User avatar #46 to #11 - tittylovin
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Nicolas Cage isn't cocky or conceited, he just loves acting. He does he best to fall into and absorb each role he's given, regardless of how utterly insane the character or story is. He doesn't turn down roles, because for him it's not about the prestige, it's about doing his job. This guy changed his name (after a comic book character Luke Cage) from Nicolas Coppola because he didn't want to ride his relative's (his uncle is Francis Coppola, the director of the Godfather) coattails, he wanted to make a name for himself by himself.
Nicolas Cage is an amazing person, comparing anyone to him is a compliment for that other person.
#3 - bfudge
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He always reminded me of Octavio from king of the hill.
User avatar #5 to #3 - ZalgotheImminent
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"On King of the Hill he voiced the character Enrique, and Octavio's character on the show is based on his appearance"

Source: Wikipedia.
User avatar #21 to #5 - ibznaughty
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HE WAS ENRIQUE

everything makes sense now
#54 to #5 - lemortedemiller
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We was also Enrique. Source: Imdb
#1 - heafi
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#26 to #1 - anon id: 2c07cf08
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The floor is lava!
User avatar #96 to #1 - dross
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Mario > Goats.
User avatar #13 - nuclearkitteh
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Sauce?
User avatar #27 to #13 - sinonyx
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User avatar #128 to #13 - wtfduud
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Obliterating Evil
User avatar #50 to #13 - notstill
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destroy the not good guys
#25 to #13 - neelix
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Talking Bad S01E02
User avatar #94 to #13 - dross
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Boku no metho
#45 to #13 - nightstar
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#15 to #13 - ohlorrdyy
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Breaking Bad
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#38 - kaycie
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oh god, I don't know why I find him so intimidating-ly attractive.
oh god, I don't know why I find him so intimidating-ly attractive.
User avatar #90 to #38 - tesarrior
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whats this from?
User avatar #97 to #90 - lyner
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Steins;Gate
User avatar #138 to #97 - buddhadom
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I ******* loved that anime... I screamed throughout the ending...

My favorite character was Mayushii for some particular reason...
#125 to #38 - anon id: fff0d4e0
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Ruka is hot... Even though he's a guy
#41 to #38 - buddhadom
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yea tortoises are kinda hot...
#47 to #41 - spanishninja
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?
User avatar #48 to #47 - buddhadom
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You need to login to view this link

I googled it so don't mind the page... this is where it came from...
#141 to #41 - kaycie
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that feel when I have a tmnt fetish also. God help me
that feel when I have a tmnt fetish also. God help me
User avatar #144 to #141 - buddhadom
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I googled it, therefore, i believe you are sick...
#29 - HannibalLecter
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Don't forget Danny repelled down a hospital with a dude's intestines.
User avatar #51 to #29 - manofparody
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The only thing that pissed me off in that movie was the way they said his name.

50% of the time he was Mashettey, the other half he was machatay.
#39 - weirddark
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my hero
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