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#32 - tiddycats ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
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#137 to #32 - anon (08/24/2013) [-]
It's a Unix system. I'm ten years old and I know how to hack.
User avatar #211 to #137 - rgmayhem (08/24/2013) [-]
That's nice, dear...
We don't really care...
#46 to #32 - sirfistalot (08/23/2013) [-]
oh lord ,my sides
#17 - harbingerwolf (08/23/2013) [-]
I thought they were his legs at first.
#42 to #17 - doubledisme (08/23/2013) [-]
you are not alone
I thought this was making fun of stero-typical internet hackers
#23 to #17 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
can't unsee.
User avatar #28 to #17 - coolcalx (08/23/2013) [-]
it wasn't until your comment that I realized those weren't his legs.
#111 - onceman (08/24/2013) [-]
His forehead kinda looks like a sad worried face
#20 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
#6 - caramelfox (08/23/2013) [-]
Unrealistic. The USB never goes in on the first attempt!
Unrealistic. The USB never goes in on the first attempt!
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#162 to #6 - negativeone (08/24/2013) [-]
If you insert the USB from the "duck" perspective, it usually works.
Picture is the "duck" perspective.
User avatar #221 to #162 - Grumpy (08/24/2013) [-]
******** . It takes at least 3 attempts to get that thing in there.
User avatar #227 to #6 - scbyrd (01/24/2015) [-]
stuck at 666 thumbs is it you satan
User avatar #55 to #6 - grogovic (08/23/2013) [-]
He had 2 years to work on that, lol.
User avatar #7 to #6 - iwanttousenumbers (08/23/2013) [-]
When you're an expert like him it does
User avatar #64 - huttero (08/23/2013) [-]
Most people think that hackers just put a usb and let it charge, that police breaks into the hackers house in no time, that by throwing water into his laptopt every evidence is destroyed and that it takes one guy only 10 minutes to brek into the FBI page (as example) when really its a buncho of dudes working for several days, months even years, if you dont believe me I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #217 to #64 - frankhh (08/24/2013) [-]
Wow, that's the first time I read the navy seals copypasta with a quiet voice in my mind
#156 to #64 - anon (08/24/2013) [-]
If you WERE actually a spy, you'd KNOW that ALQUEDA is a false name of an imaginary group. AND that the 'TERRORISM' caused by said false group is ACTUALLY carried out by YOUR idiot friends MOSSAD. Go **** yourself shi-t-head.
#216 to #66 - funmanigro (08/24/2013) [-]
>12 thumbs down

what has funnyjunk come ...
#86 to #64 - warrior (08/23/2013) [-]
dude I laughed way too hard at this.
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User avatar #157 to #64 - mrdrpage (08/24/2013) [-]
This copypasta gets so ******* overused, but I'll be damned if you didn't find a way to make it funny.
#134 to #64 - oceanfrank (08/24/2013) [-]
and it's because it was
User avatar #136 to #64 - lasting (08/24/2013) [-]
that... was great
#122 to #64 - anon (08/24/2013) [-]
Y-you misspelled guerrilla warfare... Unless you didn't misspell anything and you're the biggest bad-ass on the face of the planet.
#90 to #64 - coldfusion (08/24/2013) [-]
Have you ever heard about the rubber ducky from Hak5?
#197 to #64 - anon (08/24/2013) [-]
damnit I thought you were gonna make a real post
#96 to #64 - someponynew (08/24/2013) [-]
I started reading, actually interested, then this.

This.
#139 - chokinandtokin (08/24/2013) [-]
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#107 - leafonthewind (08/24/2013) [-]
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I thought this was going somewhere else when I first saw it

it looked like he was masturbating
#117 to #107 - thempc (08/24/2013) [-]
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mfw hidden text
User avatar #119 to #117 - leafonthewind (08/24/2013) [-]
oh, but I do say.
User avatar #144 to #113 - ravioliravioli (08/24/2013) [-]
as in .zip file?
#25 - trolololcat (08/23/2013) [-]
the suspense was totally worth it
#120 - thempc (08/24/2013) [-]
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<---hacking in movies
#121 to #120 - thempc (08/24/2013) [-]
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<----hacking irl
#2 to #1 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #45 to #2 - kommandantvideo (08/23/2013) [-]
How are you like the #1 commentor or whatever and you don't have colored text?


User avatar #50 to #45 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
he has white coloured text
#108 to #45 - skiskate (08/24/2013) [-]
Colored text is the best text
User avatar #56 to #45 - dracomancer (08/23/2013) [-]
You need OC for colored text
User avatar #82 to #45 - miscarriage (08/23/2013) [-]
He's #1 in content
#141 to #82 - anon (08/24/2013) [-]
Miscarriage gets shirty when people get his title wrong.
User avatar #142 to #141 - miscarriage (08/24/2013) [-]
nuh uh
#97 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (08/24/2013) [-]
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#63 - silverlance (08/23/2013) [-]
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#33 - crazyolitis (08/23/2013) [-]
Saw that coming miles away.
Saw that coming miles away.
User avatar #40 to #33 - theluppijackal (08/23/2013) [-]
Ditto
#57 to #33 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #48 to #33 - turdburgalar (08/23/2013) [-]
That's cool
User avatar #35 to #33 - kommandantvideo (08/23/2013) [-]
My comment was 21 seconds late... It was essentially yours... Damnit
User avatar #36 to #35 - crazyolitis (08/23/2013) [-]
Have a thumb anyway.
#37 to #36 - kommandantvideo (08/23/2013) [-]
This means so much to me!
This means so much to me!
#38 to #37 - crazyolitis (08/23/2013) [-]
No problem, mate.
No problem, mate.
#78 - elektinoir ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
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#160 - Dinosaw (08/24/2013) [-]
Funniest content I've seen in a while OP
User avatar #199 to #160 - darksideofthebeast (08/24/2013) [-]
I love this movie.
User avatar #208 to #199 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (08/24/2013) [-]
What movie is it?
User avatar #210 to #208 - darksideofthebeast (08/24/2013) [-]
I'm sorry man it's been so long since I seen it.
I can't remember the name, all I can remember is it's a great ******* movie.
Sorry
User avatar #213 to #210 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (08/24/2013) [-]
I found it anyway. SLC Punk.
User avatar #214 to #213 - darksideofthebeast (08/24/2013) [-]
I love you.
#161 to #160 - wootzortuhuar (08/24/2013) [-]
A thumb for this glorious movie.
#186 - vladhellsing (08/24/2013) [-]
Lol, real hackers use smartphones.
Lol, real hackers use smartphones.
User avatar #191 to #186 - funkydiscomaggot (08/24/2013) [-]
Faggots like my sisters use smartphones.
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#124 - bazda (08/24/2013) [-]
I'm actually laughing! On Funnyjunk! Holy **** !
#27 - ffffyou (08/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #68 to #27 - stripey (08/23/2013) [-]
I don't get it.
#47 - advicedude (08/23/2013) [-]
Maybe he wouldn't be caught if he were hiding behind 7 proxies like me.
#71 to #47 - sloot (08/23/2013) [-]
yeah but I have a Mac so that means I can do whatever I want better than anyone who has a PC so I can find you and send you the virus and make you sad because you dont have a mac and can't get a single virus like me
User avatar #91 to #71 - aesguitar ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious....
User avatar #58 to #47 - Leopard (08/23/2013) [-]
Why are u hiding?
User avatar #135 to #58 - advicedude (08/24/2013) [-]
its le joke
User avatar #51 to #47 - BwainPhreeze (08/23/2013) [-]
we wil fynd yu. we r lejun. we are nut furgive. we ur nut 4get.
User avatar #152 to #47 - ecomp (08/24/2013) [-]
Oh yeah Mr. Secure? Then explain how I found your facebook profile?
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=13378008135
User avatar #222 to #152 - advicedude (08/24/2013) [-]
lol
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