The Forbidden Planet. . llooll. Pei r" r" Kissie:. m to bear, m cioo, in toride Forbi' daii? , Plane‘ -L. But isn't it usually no ? I'ts like: Guy 1: Permission to beam down. Guy 2: Negative Guy 1: Well you i'm doing it either way Guy 3: But what about the orders !? thatguywithpants mock the week
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#17 - steelcrasher ONLINE (08/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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But isn't it usually no ?
I'ts like:

Guy 1: Permission to beam down.
Guy 2: Negative
Guy 1: Well **** you i'm doing it either way
Guy 3: But what about the orders !?
Guy 1: **** the orders !

And then he ends up either a hero or getting his whole team killed (While romanticising a conveniently placed hot female team member)
#14 - zadebaby (08/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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For anyone who doesn't know the comedian is called Milton Jones, commonly featured in Mock The Week.
Check him out if you haven't already, they man's brilliant.
#8 - ffffyou (08/23/2013) [-]
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"Luke. I was your father. But, as of now, you can call me mum."
User avatar #38 - thatscrewedupkid (08/23/2013) [-]
we cant fix him, we're broke and we dont have the technology
#16 - ShockedNazi (08/23/2013) [-]
Turn it off, make us whole
#18 to #16 - cpttrololo (08/23/2013) [-]
That game was so boring...
#19 to #18 - tehsnoo ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
how so?
User avatar #20 to #19 - cpttrololo (08/23/2013) [-]
They srsly just added some more health on the necromorphs.
If you play all the DS games in one week, then you will feel how the necromorphs are just getting harder to kill. Nothing scary about it now =(
#21 to #20 - tehsnoo ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
I figured it wasn't scary because I was desensitized. I've played all of them and loved them though. I wouldn't say Dead Space 3 was scary, but you have to admit it was pretty intense at places like when the regenerators were chasing you.
#24 to #21 - admit (08/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #26 to #21 - cpttrololo (08/23/2013) [-]
Meh, 1 & 2 was better at that. Plus, its not that scary with co-op, you just laugh at the ****** up physics the non-host gets =)
#30 to #26 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
Looks like somebody hasn't played awakened dlc.
#32 to #30 - cpttrololo (08/23/2013) [-]
More like "Looks like sombody doesnt want to waste money on a so called horror game"
#33 to #32 - vgcollosus (08/23/2013) [-]
Awakened was actually pretty goddamn crazy. And yeah Dead Space hasn't been scary since the first one, with the exception of Awakened DLC.
Awakened was actually pretty goddamn crazy. And yeah Dead Space hasn't been scary since the first one, with the exception of Awakened DLC.
User avatar #36 to #33 - cpttrololo (08/23/2013) [-]
Might check it out then, thx
User avatar #31 to #16 - folkflunky (08/23/2013) [-]
I didn't really like Dead Space 1, and Dead Space 3 wasn't scary. But goddamn Dead Space 2 in zealot. Oh God the nightmares at the end. NIGHTMARES.
User avatar #39 to #31 - savirleo ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
Played the first one. Got all the achievements. Nothing but jump scares for me. Got boring by the 2nd playthrough. F.E.A.R. though, had me scared of goddamn cans
User avatar #61 to #39 - folkflunky (08/24/2013) [-]
Comment limit reached I'm from Ukraine, very good and sex. a.k.a you ain't gettin' **** .
User avatar #62 to #61 - savirleo ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
Nothing wrong with a little rope being involved
User avatar #81 to #62 - folkflunky (08/24/2013) [-]
Comment limit reached again Yeah pretty much like that .gif...
#82 to #81 - savirleo ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #83 to #82 - folkflunky (08/24/2013) [-]
... What.
User avatar #64 to #62 - folkflunky (08/24/2013) [-]
You're so gay.
#65 to #64 - savirleo ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
I'm bored
#66 to #65 - folkflunky (08/24/2013) [-]
Something cool to read, and 10/10 worth it.
#67 to #66 - savirleo ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
I wonder if that fat chick killed herself
User avatar #68 to #67 - folkflunky (08/24/2013) [-]
I hope so.
User avatar #69 to #68 - savirleo ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
As do I. I hate people like her
User avatar #70 to #69 - folkflunky (08/24/2013) [-]
We have so much in common, let's marry and have brutal sex.
#72 to #70 - savirleo ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #73 to #72 - folkflunky (08/24/2013) [-]
Yes or no?
#74 to #73 - savirleo ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
Does this answer the question?
User avatar #75 to #74 - folkflunky (08/24/2013) [-]
<3
#76 to #75 - savirleo ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #77 to #76 - folkflunky (08/24/2013) [-]
Actually... the one that's doing that is you...
#78 to #77 - savirleo ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #79 to #78 - folkflunky (08/24/2013) [-]
Tis gon b gud.
#80 to #79 - savirleo ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #40 to #39 - folkflunky (08/23/2013) [-]
No no no, Dead Space 2 it's the real **** . There are a few jump scares, but mostly you feel like you're about to die, and more than ever in zealot.
User avatar #41 to #40 - savirleo ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
If I ever get it, we'll see. Even on the hardest difficulty in DS with none of the upgrades wasn't that scary since I knew where the jumps are at, and how to take on each necromorph
User avatar #42 to #41 - folkflunky (08/23/2013) [-]
DS2 is scary not only because of the necromorphs but because of the ghost...
User avatar #43 to #42 - savirleo ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
Alma from F.E.A.R. was always in the back of my mind, especially when I heard the static. Like I said, that game scared me with cans being kicked around
User avatar #44 to #43 - folkflunky (08/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, I've never played F.E.A.R 1, but I did play F.E.A.R 2. 2spooky4me. I also have F.3.A.R, but even if it isn't scary, it's pretty cool on co-op, and " ******* RUN" and "Contractions" are pretty cool game modes.
User avatar #45 to #44 - savirleo ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
F.E.A.R. is $10, I think on steam. Cheaper during Halloween sales. It's the only game to keep me on edge, even on the lower difficulties
User avatar #46 to #45 - folkflunky (08/23/2013) [-]
It's 100% off in The Pirate Bay.
User avatar #48 to #46 - savirleo ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
Just like everything there
User avatar #49 to #48 - folkflunky (08/23/2013) [-]
Of course.
User avatar #50 to #49 - savirleo ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
Do I get you 100% off?
User avatar #51 to #50 - folkflunky (08/23/2013) [-]
Tell 'em you're Folk's friend and ya' will mate.
User avatar #52 to #51 - savirleo ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
What are your sizes? Gotta get you a maid outfit
User avatar #53 to #52 - folkflunky (08/24/2013) [-]
Rugby player sized.
User avatar #54 to #53 - savirleo ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
a coma would thin you
User avatar #55 to #54 - folkflunky (08/24/2013) [-]
What? English isn't my first language so I don't get everything.
User avatar #56 to #55 - savirleo ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
If i put you into a coma, you'll thin down do to not moving for so long, making you thinner, and making that maid outfit look better
User avatar #59 to #58 - savirleo ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
Can I get you to wear a nurse outfit?
User avatar #57 to #56 - folkflunky (08/24/2013) [-]
This are your options to do it:
User avatar #60 to #57 - savirleo ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
User avatar #108 to #31 - darkbringer (08/24/2013) [-]
Did you play it on Hardcore?
User avatar #3 - thewickedgoose (08/23/2013) [-]
what show is this?
User avatar #6 to #3 - kieranbaker (08/23/2013) [-]
star trek
#4 to #3 - boylan (08/23/2013) [-]
Mock the week. Hilarious.
User avatar #5 to #4 - thewickedgoose (08/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #22 - theguythatisnotyou (08/23/2013) [-]
"I'm sorry we can''t bring him back to life."
User avatar #29 - thalfak (08/23/2013) [-]
"So did you watch David Letterman yesterday?"
User avatar #105 - sabcy (08/24/2013) [-]
"hey look, a bunch of dead scientists and army guys, let's not check out this room."
#96 - bleeduntildeath (08/24/2013) [-]
"based on a true story"
User avatar #95 - theroflcer (08/24/2013) [-]
"For what reason would we give the experiment that attachment?"
#1 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
LOL
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I need to get ****** hard!!
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"i'll post this same old picture everytime somone posts 'lol' for free thumbs"
#106 to #11 - amonomous (08/24/2013) [-]
"Free thumbs"

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#7 to #2 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
same fag?
User avatar #9 to #7 - samsaysbai ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
They're an hour apart. If he is samefag he is also dedicatedfag.
User avatar #13 to #9 - fizzor (08/23/2013) [-]
You'd be surprised what some people on this site do for thumbs.
User avatar #28 to #13 - pootakka (08/23/2013) [-]
I once sucked six dirty dicks for thumbs.
User avatar #100 to #28 - thempc (08/24/2013) [-]
well congratulations to you good sir
#37 to #28 - xerxic (08/23/2013) [-]
In a row or all at once?
User avatar #63 to #37 - pootakka (08/24/2013) [-]
One time I got my kicks with joe, and I sucked his dick, and five of his friends in a row.
#10 to #2 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
same fag
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User avatar #102 - tommyoneonetwo (08/24/2013) [-]
What's the name of this show?
User avatar #98 - toxictacolatta (08/24/2013) [-]
I've seen this a lot lately on the frontpage, what show is this? It looks like a re-done version of Scenes In A Hat from Whose Line
User avatar #97 - thempc (08/24/2013) [-]
lines you'd never hear in a sci fi movie: "luke you f***ed your sister"
User avatar #94 - pulluspardus (08/24/2013) [-]
"Ya'll ****** dress weird"
#93 - iamphoenix (08/24/2013) [-]
"We should probably not play God."
#90 - hosl (08/24/2013) [-]
"Hey lets try to peacefully communicate with the aliens"
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