How I pick up chicks. Original donut. Hey there hows it going? Jessica Do LI ever experience feelings when LI are in a relationship? damn I gotta log off right
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How I pick up chicks

 
How I pick up chicks. Original donut. Hey there hows it going? Jessica Do LI ever experience feelings when LI are in a relationship? damn I gotta log off right

Original donut

Hey there hows it going?
Jessica
Do LI ever experience feelings when LI are in a relationship?
damn I gotta log off right now (g)
Hit me up f LI wanna / kilt- E
Orange Phanact
who the **** are you
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#182 - jesusmcbatmanjones ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
It's too bad you like men, huh Phanact?
#84 - skeetskeetskat (08/23/2013) [-]
This happened to me more than once.
#90 to #84 - lastsamurai (08/23/2013) [-]
whyyyyyyyyyy do u say such idiotic thiiings..........
User avatar #91 to #90 - skeetskeetskat (08/23/2013) [-]
wat
#92 to #91 - lastsamurai (08/23/2013) [-]
"please be real"
AND YOU ASK ME WAT?
User avatar #95 to #92 - skeetskeetskat (08/23/2013) [-]
Oh, I said please be real because I knew it wasn't real. Also because I love eating dragon dildos.
#97 to #95 - lastsamurai (08/23/2013) [-]
never seen any fake girl bots on facebook in my life.
thought u were just retarded.
User avatar #98 to #97 - skeetskeetskat (08/23/2013) [-]
Oh, haha. I have a lot of friends on there and because of that, I am more likely going to have bots adding me and trying to get my number, or get me to click links and stuff.
User avatar #244 to #84 - popkornking (08/23/2013) [-]
Please tell me your name is actually Clifton Pablo Blaise, that would just make my day
User avatar #250 to #244 - skeetskeetskat (08/23/2013) [-]
Blaine* but yeah.
User avatar #251 to #250 - popkornking (08/23/2013) [-]
Have you ever used your name as a pick up line?
User avatar #463 to #251 - skeetskeetskat (08/24/2013) [-]
I didn't think I could
User avatar #43 - ragingbrony (08/23/2013) [-]
This kind of looks like one those fake, auto-conversations that 'girls in your area' start with you on Porn sites........which I totally know nothing about....
#343 to #43 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
PORN
User avatar #372 to #43 - thalfak (08/23/2013) [-]
That "which I totally know nothing about...." is just perfect
#59 to #43 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
sure you don't
User avatar #60 to #59 - ragingbrony (08/23/2013) [-]
nothing at all.
User avatar #63 to #61 - konradkurze (08/23/2013) [-]
hes a RagingBrony

hes doesnt go on sites with GIRLS....
User avatar #73 to #63 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/23/2013) [-]
but he is hear.
User avatar #75 to #73 - konradkurze (08/23/2013) [-]
i meant porn sites
hes not into girl porn
User avatar #76 to #75 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/23/2013) [-]
so you are calling him a fag in a roundabout way??
User avatar #78 to #77 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/23/2013) [-]
I'm not really implying so much as just asking questions
User avatar #79 to #78 - konradkurze (08/23/2013) [-]
well he knows nothing about sites with 'GIRLS in your area' meaning perhaps he knows about 'GUYS in his area'
User avatar #80 to #79 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/23/2013) [-]
or maybe he knows nothing about either.
User avatar #81 to #80 - konradkurze (08/23/2013) [-]
implying hes a cybervirgin....
User avatar #82 to #81 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/23/2013) [-]
Not implying just stating other possibilities hence the word "or" and "maybe" with out them then it would be implying.
User avatar #87 to #82 - konradkurze (08/23/2013) [-]
so its POSSIBLE that he knows nothing of adult chat sites, thus possible cybervirgin....then it comes to the debate of why he knows nothing

* he's a momma's boy
* he had a girl and doesnt need porn
* he's sergeant shultz "i know nothing"
User avatar #89 to #87 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/23/2013) [-]
He is asexual and doesn't want anything to do with porn.
He buys his porn like they used to back in the olden days.
He doesn't like masturbating so he has no need for them places.

This list could go on forever.
User avatar #93 to #89 - konradkurze (08/23/2013) [-]
well given he's maxed out comment levels....its possible hes a cybernerd...and girls be they in person or online, make him feel awkward, thus no porn sites
User avatar #94 to #93 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/23/2013) [-]
Maybe he is a hermaphrodite and just ***** himself all day.
#99 to #94 - konradkurze (08/23/2013) [-]
10/10
10/10
User avatar #118 to #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/23/2013) [-]
reason why I dont' think he is real
User avatar #119 to #118 - konradkurze (08/23/2013) [-]
yeah got to question what kind of divine power would create things just to **** with them.....

real life SIMS
User avatar #114 to #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/23/2013) [-]
no they are all sterile
User avatar #117 to #114 - konradkurze (08/23/2013) [-]
more proof god is a bitch
punishing good and bad alike
User avatar #112 to #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/23/2013) [-]
what about the furries and normal herms I know ??
User avatar #113 to #112 - konradkurze (08/23/2013) [-]
they can have kids?
User avatar #108 to #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/23/2013) [-]
100% truth here.

I know 4 hermaphrodite bronies all not cable of kids.
User avatar #111 to #108 - konradkurze (08/23/2013) [-]
proof god didnt want bronies to reproduce
User avatar #106 to #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/23/2013) [-]
all hermaphrodites in ever spices, every single one ever recorded is sterile in both ways.
#107 to #106 - konradkurze (08/23/2013) [-]
ever spices?

but seriously......we have not yet studied the full details of Bronies......who knows what they are capable of
User avatar #100 to #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/23/2013) [-]
It's a real possibility
User avatar #105 to #100 - konradkurze (08/23/2013) [-]
the scary part comes in if hes capable of self-fertilization and reproduction......
User avatar #120 to #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/23/2013) [-]
either god isn't real or we aren't real just sims that have become self aware.
User avatar #121 to #120 - konradkurze (08/23/2013) [-]
makes me think of a movie called 'the 13th floor', where a scientists creates a CGI world so realistic the people inside are actually sentient....but later finds out that he himself and his world are just the CGI someone else created

(enter xhibit moment about cgi world inside a cgi world)
User avatar #126 to #93 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/23/2013) [-]
I don't got time now but later I will check that out.
User avatar #122 to #93 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/23/2013) [-]
that movie sounds kinda cool
User avatar #337 to #125 - Mortuus (08/23/2013) [-]
That was one of the strangest conversations I've ever read.
User avatar #467 to #80 - lacklusterpelican (08/24/2013) [-]
I'd doubt it considering the towering stacks of links he occasionally mass pms about pony porn.
User avatar #403 to #73 - furiousmarshmellow (08/24/2013) [-]
When has he been deaf?
#127 - xenoquack (08/23/2013) [-]
This is how I pick up chicks.
#207 - baconface (08/23/2013) [-]
mandatory
#24 - toxicchameleon (08/23/2013) [-]
<--- Obligatory comment depicting the potential use of editing software in the above post.
#27 to #24 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
I could have done that, sure   
But its much less time consuming for me to just screen cap it and color in some 			****		 and write on it than it is for me to edit the HTML of the website by adding in thumb nail images and changing names and texts   
   
I do have hundreds of other content images to repost and hours more to waste on the brony board, so no, I didn't do that.
I could have done that, sure
But its much less time consuming for me to just screen cap it and color in some **** and write on it than it is for me to edit the HTML of the website by adding in thumb nail images and changing names and texts

I do have hundreds of other content images to repost and hours more to waste on the brony board, so no, I didn't do that.
User avatar #28 to #27 - toxicchameleon (08/23/2013) [-]
Don't worry phanact, I love you and if I could give you blowjob I totally would <3
#29 to #28 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
when and where
#186 - goodnewseveryone (08/23/2013) [-]
good old facebook antics
#170 - Protomix (08/23/2013) [-]
wow, bet it almost makes you wish you liked women
wow, bet it almost makes you wish you liked women
User avatar #342 to #170 - rapsuskiller ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
WHY THE **** DOES A PICTURE LIKE THAT EXIST?
******* furries
User avatar #359 to #342 - Protomix (08/23/2013) [-]
tumblr
#7 - teranin (08/23/2013) [-]
She must have wanted a gay bff, Phanact.
She must have wanted a gay bff, Phanact.
#11 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
Every time I make OC and share it with you guys you thumb me down
then you tell me to stop reposting

What am I supposed to do?
User avatar #205 to #11 - ohcrapitsjersey (08/23/2013) [-]
So one of the Internets greatest enigmas is that everyone seems to hate, yet you always make a grand positive of content thumbs, and then your comments are either mass red or mass green, and I've seen no correlation of the content of the comment and the thumbs you get.
#443 to #11 - burdenedsoul (08/24/2013) [-]
i don't understand why everyone hates you, i genuinly think you're funny, i don't mind reposts, so i laugh at your uploads
#315 to #11 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
stop being such faget k
User avatar #180 to #11 - yearofthemonkey (08/23/2013) [-]
Stop posting all together
User avatar #450 to #11 - rattara (08/24/2013) [-]
Not post, respect your family.
User avatar #261 to #11 - imdatboy (08/23/2013) [-]
Meh, I like your **** . Have a thumb.
#290 to #11 - isbestpony (08/23/2013) [-]
I dunno why people thumb you down, but every time I see OC, no matter who from, I do my best to thumb it up.   
   
I don't have an image for how I feel, so have Dave Grohl.
I dunno why people thumb you down, but every time I see OC, no matter who from, I do my best to thumb it up.

I don't have an image for how I feel, so have Dave Grohl.
User avatar #12 to #11 - gunatyoface (08/23/2013) [-]
Make better OC. This was obviously just not funny. For them, but I liked it. Have a green thumb.
User avatar #21 to #11 - areialview (08/23/2013) [-]
Well you could stop posting content

But I did like this, have a thumb you orange bastard
#42 to #11 - ragingbrony (08/23/2013) [-]
Delete your acount
#44 to #42 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
You first
User avatar #46 to #44 - ragingbrony (08/23/2013) [-]
Okay, what is the actual point in putting your orange dildo in that picture? IT'S NOT RELATED AT ALL


And you shouldn't even have your account faggot, it got deleted once already!

And no!
#47 to #46 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
I don't know
I don't make any more images with that silly thing anymore

So someone just added it
User avatar #48 to #47 - ragingbrony (08/23/2013) [-]
...Also, what does Demicky even mean? I never got that.
User avatar #49 to #48 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
Refer to image posted at #47
User avatar #50 to #49 - ragingbrony (08/23/2013) [-]
But that doesn't answer my question dammit!
I WANT THIS QUESTION TO FINALLY BE ANSWERED, IT KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT
User avatar #51 to #50 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
You do know what google is right?
User avatar #52 to #51 - ragingbrony (08/23/2013) [-]
It's that thing that copied Bing right?
User avatar #53 to #52 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
Nah askjeeves copied Bing
#54 to #53 - ragingbrony (08/23/2013) [-]
&quot;Demic's a contraction of academic used saracsticly (synonymous with 'retard' when describing people, but less offensive) to mean useless/stupid.&quot;   
   
it means retarded....
"Demic's a contraction of academic used saracsticly (synonymous with 'retard' when describing people, but less offensive) to mean useless/stupid."

it means retarded....
User avatar #397 to #56 - wrocky (08/24/2013) [-]
why didn't you reply to lordraine's post, you gonna let him get away with that?
User avatar #158 to #46 - elitehacker (08/23/2013) [-]
Eric, u r so mean
like rly mean
like wow
h8r
User avatar #378 to #11 - wolvesbrickwall (08/23/2013) [-]
Make funny OC.
#248 to #74 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
He likes douchbag also bee N told true GRAEVINE$$$$$$ SMILE WE LUV U
#14 to #11 - skiskate (08/23/2013) [-]
Phanact I don't hate you. I really love you devotion to funnyjunk and all, but please stop MM'ing everything
Phanact I don't hate you. I really love you devotion to funnyjunk and all, but please stop MM'ing everything
#16 to #14 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
If I mass messaged everything, you'd all be balls deep in MMs like I'm balls deep in balls.
#17 to #16 - skiskate (08/23/2013) [-]
Here have this gif
Here have this gif
User avatar #245 to #16 - agentzerothree (08/23/2013) [-]
What does MMing mean?
I don't hate you and I don't notice the reposts.
Still it would have been cool to know if you and admin are the same person.
On a side note I think you get most **** for being a brony (and what people say the bad kind of brony) and reposting.
Personal observation: Why do people care about thumbs?
User avatar #246 to #245 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
Mass messaging. Sending a message to all your friends with one click
User avatar #247 to #246 - agentzerothree (08/23/2013) [-]
Ok. Now I know.
I need to go now but I'll message you soon.
Side note: What's up?
User avatar #345 to #16 - strangesir (08/23/2013) [-]
You are homosex?
User avatar #41 to #14 - ragingbrony (08/23/2013) [-]
He rarely MM's content....and half the time when he does, it's not even his content.
#168 to #11 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
commit suicide
User avatar #40 to #11 - theugandanhero (08/23/2013) [-]
Stop posting content, keep doing comments, and don't quit your day job.

Oh wait
User avatar #64 to #11 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/23/2013) [-]
Stop posting all together? Or actually making funny OC? Killing yourself? The choices are endless.
#13 to #11 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
oh idk, maybe STOP MAKING OC!?
User avatar #15 to #13 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
Its apparent to me you can't read.
#166 to #15 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
why dose everyone hate you? i dont get it, your posts are funny.
#164 to #15 - goldengohan ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
keep up the good work. no feels stuff tho pls
User avatar #410 to #15 - sidekickman (08/24/2013) [-]
It's because people love to hate. If you want to dodge the hate, make another account. The only reason people hate you is because you are you.

I don't think anyone actually hates you in a hating sense. They just copied others.
User avatar #20 to #13 - altairibnlaahad (08/23/2013) [-]
Shutup, anon
User avatar #352 to #11 - cactusphalus (08/23/2013) [-]
Dying is a good start
nothing against you man. I just never miss an oportunity
User avatar #341 to #11 - thewizsam (08/23/2013) [-]
kill your self? jk
User avatar #151 to #11 - thijsofbodom ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
stop being an orange cunt
I told you so many times but you just won't listen
User avatar #153 to #152 - thijsofbodom ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
you do repost some good stuff though and your OC is mostly funny but don't tell anyone I said that
#155 to #153 - elitehacker (08/23/2013) [-]
burn the heretic
just kidding. i just wanted to **** with you. now the world knows your secret.
User avatar #344 to #11 - diegotan (08/23/2013) [-]
Hey, you forgot the nosehole in your vector. Happend to me few times too, when I was starting to draw them ponies.
User avatar #174 to #11 - quoterox (08/23/2013) [-]
Hey phanact. From what I've seen of you, I like you. Even if others hate you.

don't **** it up
User avatar #70 to #11 - benjamino (08/23/2013) [-]
I love you no matter what
#103 to #11 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
kill yourself
User avatar #272 to #11 - whitehawk (08/23/2013) [-]
luv u bb, just do me a favor and stop rolling me on **** brony
User avatar #273 to #272 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
I don't roll, like, ever, anymore
User avatar #274 to #273 - whitehawk (08/23/2013) [-]
oh sorry, actually was dolan, sorry for the confusion
#380 to #273 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
Not since the accident
#390 to #11 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
stop posting
User avatar #278 to #11 - commontroll (08/23/2013) [-]
It's okay Phanact, I still love you.
#209 to #11 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
An hero.
User avatar #187 to #11 - diggytits (08/23/2013) [-]
Just because it's original content doesn't make it funny.
User avatar #208 to #11 - AdmiralSuperman (08/23/2013) [-]
I still have no idea why they all hate you...
User avatar #110 to #11 - hemming (08/23/2013) [-]
Porn
User avatar #179 to #11 - itsdasp (08/23/2013) [-]
Maybe its just the politeness and tolerance that was beat into me when my parents decided to raise me, but I don't find anything wrong with anything you post. Yeah, I've been around the internet long enough to see some of the things you repost a few dozen times, but that never stops me from having a giggle. And I don't see why something needs to be OC to have any merit. If it makes me laugh, it makes me laugh, and you've earned your thumb.
User avatar #36 to #11 - tdogmeds (08/23/2013) [-]
I like you, phanact.
Your stuff usually gives me a laugh.
#129 to #11 - thatmetalguy (08/23/2013) [-]
I personally never found any reason to dislike you. Most the time when I see a funny comment your name is always next to it. Although I've never been cool with reposts cause its not really against the content itself, its the fact someone was lazy enough to take someone else's work. I still think you're a swell lad though
#238 to #11 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
I love you Phanact (as a friend) it just that im too lazy to sign in and thumb it
User avatar #128 to #11 - dawinnamon (08/23/2013) [-]
I don't hat you
User avatar #277 to #11 - smellyboner (08/23/2013) [-]
why does everyone hate you
User avatar #115 to #11 - helion (08/23/2013) [-]
i remember when you where on the random board phan.... what happened why are you so unpopular
#405 to #11 - lolabunny (08/24/2013) [-]
I never understood the hate for you, I usually like most of the stuff I see from you. So keep posting!
User avatar #144 to #11 - megashot ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
kill yourself
#157 to #11 - lookathecomment (08/23/2013) [-]
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#136 to #11 - Tazdingo (08/23/2013) [-]
Stop reposting, obviously
User avatar #395 to #11 - sinclairr (08/24/2013) [-]
>OC
>Phanact
>???
>Reposting
>more ???
>Red Thumbs

No one can see the sway of FJ...

#262 to #11 - dereken (08/23/2013) [-]
Off topic, but is your pony male or female?
User avatar #269 to #262 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
Female
User avatar #383 to #269 - lurg (08/23/2013) [-]
>>
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wat
User avatar #330 to #269 - TarnRazor (08/23/2013) [-]
This distresses me.
#310 to #269 - dereken (08/23/2013) [-]
Okay, thanks.
#72 to #11 - lordraine (08/23/2013) [-]
Delete every image you have that references yourself and stop trying to get thumbs by being an endless self-reference. I red thumb every content and comment I see you make without even looking at it. I don't even hate you. I have zero stake in anything you do. I just do it because the only joke you have is being phanact, and that stopped being funny about half a year ago. And yet here we are with you posting facebook **** about being phanact and then making a sticky link to your facebook in the comments and saying you "don't care what we say there."

Of course you do, phanact. You're an attention whore. That's why you linked your facebook in the first place. You don't care if the attention is good or bad, you just want it. That's why you've only got the one joke, and it's you looking into a mirror and instagramming it.

You want to prove me wrong? Do what ragingbrony said. Delete your account, change your name, stop referencing yourself, and get back to the number 1 spot legitimately without "being phanact." If you can do that, then I'm obviously full of **** .

You can't. But that would be how you would prove me wrong if you could.
#88 to #72 - siksteen (08/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #202 to #72 - ohcrapitsjersey (08/23/2013) [-]
" I red thumb every content and comment I see you make without even looking at it." Just don't hurt yourself on that edge.
User avatar #351 to #72 - anonymouscat (08/23/2013) [-]
Can I do your laundry some time man?
User avatar #374 to #72 - nyanfatcat ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
I don't think he'll reply. Because you're right. And that's what he's afraid of.
#396 to #72 - aclopolipise (08/24/2013) [-]
He had to have gotten that top spot somehow, just like all of the other people on this site who are top rated for being legitimately funny.  That being said, it's no question at this point in time that he is (in)famous because he's (in)famous.  He's got a name and a brand, so to speak - his unique orange username and his pony character - so that when he does or posts something, everybody knows it's phanact, and his postings end up getting more attention for its poster than for the actual content of the post.
He had to have gotten that top spot somehow, just like all of the other people on this site who are top rated for being legitimately funny. That being said, it's no question at this point in time that he is (in)famous because he's (in)famous. He's got a name and a brand, so to speak - his unique orange username and his pony character - so that when he does or posts something, everybody knows it's phanact, and his postings end up getting more attention for its poster than for the actual content of the post.
User avatar #387 to #72 - lillpip (08/23/2013) [-]
Wait, so, I'm confused here.
He got here somehow, it's not like someone one day said to themselves "Man, I'll make an account and my only joke will be about me being me! Hahah! I'm a comedy genius!"

No, that doesn't happen, it wouldn't work. He got to the top SOMEHOW and it wasn't with this joke. I've seen him post content that doesn't even involve himself numerous times, so the "fact" that's all he does for content is wrong as well. You're literally telling a successful user, that they're successful because they're successful, and that if they were really successful, they would be able to be successful again.


Unless I'm missing something here, that's kind of ****** . Please explain if I'm wrong.
User avatar #417 to #387 - pickingAnameSUCKS (08/24/2013) [-]
From what I can tell, phanact started in the brony board and got popular there first, then did stuff that got him hated/loved by anybody who cared.
Now he constantly reposts, and his OC doesn't seem that great, but his following from the aforementioned thumbs even the most ****** drivel. Just because he's phanact. MLP isn't as big as it used to be, so I really doubt he could bring himself back to where he's at now.
User avatar #430 to #417 - blackrookfiend ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
This seems logical.
#322 to #72 - coolcalx (08/23/2013) [-]
this. every single bit of this.
User avatar #218 to #72 - nustix (08/23/2013) [-]
Well he got there in the first place, is it really neccessary form him to prove himself again?
User avatar #422 to #218 - rockamekishiko (08/24/2013) [-]
he got there for being what he is; a reposting, attention-whore faggot. didn't you read what that man said?
User avatar #465 to #422 - nustix (08/24/2013) [-]
The reposting is true but the attention whore part started after he was in the top with thumbs. So he could get there again by plain reposting rather than attention whoring
User avatar #468 to #465 - rockamekishiko (08/24/2013) [-]
neither is better than the other
User avatar #336 to #72 - walhor ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
Well said.
User avatar #429 to #72 - blackrookfiend ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
So... Why in the name of sanity hasn't Phanact replied to this yet and given a good reason as to why he won't do this?

I mean... Don't get me wrong, I don't hate the guy. And while I understand how hard it was to get to where he is now, surely if this guy is so funny and talented, he shouldn't have too hard a time getting back there within a decent amount of time? It would be a time-sink, but hey Phanact, that's what this place is anyway.

If you don't want haters man, this seems like an excellent step towards getting rid of them.
User avatar #418 to #72 - rockamekishiko (08/24/2013) [-]
EXACTLY
User avatar #228 to #11 - twi (08/23/2013) [-]
not suck
User avatar #135 to #11 - assdoreponyfucker (08/23/2013) [-]
i love you phanact stay strong
#25 to #11 - pacoseago (08/23/2013) [-]
If it makes you feel better, I thumbed you up.
#321 to #11 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
You could try not posting
User avatar #404 to #11 - drewbridge (08/24/2013) [-]
No-one loves you.
User avatar #313 to #11 - supertanto (08/23/2013) [-]
kill yourself
User avatar #391 to #11 - dojokanojocho (08/23/2013) [-]
Leave.
#255 to #11 - walmartysghost **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
your tears are fj's lifeblood. I'm just jealous of your colored text
#254 to #11 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
Not being a faggot would be a good start
User avatar #311 to #11 - jacobclabough (08/23/2013) [-]
WE CANNOT BE PLEASED!
#215 to #11 - shaddowmarshal (08/23/2013) [-]
its because we love you that we thumb you down
User avatar #268 to #11 - skypatrol (08/23/2013) [-]
Personally, I enjoy your content, and don't really care when people call you an attention whore
cuz
Why care even if you were?
#171 to #11 - idylex (08/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#203 to #11 - fyaq (08/23/2013) [-]
Be funny.
ya know

the label on the green thumb.
User avatar #124 to #11 - equestriaman (08/23/2013) [-]
Just keep swimming
User avatar #178 to #11 - ellokitehsixtynine (08/23/2013) [-]
If your OC was actually funny, then I would thumb it up.
User avatar #385 to #11 - winnen (08/23/2013) [-]
kill yourself
User avatar #165 to #11 - propanex (08/23/2013) [-]
stop reposting
User avatar #350 to #11 - anonymouscat (08/23/2013) [-]
Try not being a faggot.
User avatar #57 to #11 - celend (08/23/2013) [-]
I dunno, I just come here to have a good time, y'know? this post really made me laugh though
#346 to #11 - tannertheguy (08/23/2013) [-]
keep doing what youre doing, because i like your content.
also, vote for bolbi
User avatar #37 to #11 - fightforfate (08/23/2013) [-]
hi phanact
#327 to #11 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
Kill yourself
User avatar #34 to #11 - haeckal (08/23/2013) [-]
I'm fairly new here, but you seem all right to me phanact. Gotta love that pony avatar - keep on truckin'!
User avatar #214 to #11 - thedarkestrogue (08/23/2013) [-]
Masturbate?
#263 to #11 - hueyfreeman (08/23/2013) [-]
Don't worry man here have my green thumbs, all of them
Don't worry man here have my green thumbs, all of them
#177 to #11 - somekindofname (08/23/2013) [-]
You call the Watchmen!
#227 to #11 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
I love you, phanact!
User avatar #156 to #11 - oowanrikoo (08/23/2013) [-]
watch some films and make a comic out of some of the puns/jokes. most people dont tend to notice+you might end up on the front page.
#373 to #11 - shoppin (08/23/2013) [-]
Stop reposting
User avatar #146 to #11 - hellmodd (08/23/2013) [-]
stop sucking so much cock
#271 to #11 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
Start with stop having a fetish for a little children's cartoon you lunatic.
#141 to #11 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
listen
#162 to #11 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
stop being a whiney little boy

-/b/
#163 to #162 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
I'm from /b/!
User avatar #242 to #163 - rihardololz (08/23/2013) [-]
why not +/a/?
User avatar #377 to #162 - larsravn (08/23/2013) [-]
/fit/ is the best
User avatar #133 to #11 - dekudescole (08/23/2013) [-]
because unrelated pony ****
#270 to #133 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
It's related, he's a brony, this is a post about him, so it's definitely relevant. It's his OC
#375 to #11 - bbdabrick (08/23/2013) [-]
So why exactly do people hate you?
#384 to #375 - besterest (08/23/2013) [-]
nothing, except the bandwagon
User avatar #96 to #11 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (08/23/2013) [-]
You're supposed to make good OC
User avatar #340 to #11 - thisisausernamee (08/23/2013) [-]
Don't worry about it and keep posting whatever the **** you want.
If reposts get front page when you post them, you still have an audience that likes your posts.
Personally, I don't ever thumb either way. The content here never makes me laugh, feel, anything really anyway.
So quite frankly I don't give a **** . Do whatever.
User avatar #68 to #11 - qwertyuioplkjh (08/23/2013) [-]
I seriously don't know about the whole "phanacts" thing going on around FJ, I mean what did you do? repost? **** , nobody posts OC on this site.
#454 to #11 - chaosheartless (08/24/2013) [-]
I like your stuff. you repost but you repost old stuff or things that I haven't seen (or only saw once a long time ago). I would love to see some more of your oc. I personally like all of your posts.

picture is mfw possible sea of red hits me. Do with me what you will.
User avatar #421 to #11 - losers (08/24/2013) [-]
You know, people are cunts. No one's ever happy. Do what you want man, and **** everyone else.
User avatar #235 to #11 - bitey (08/23/2013) [-]
You're supposed to ******* die.
#354 to #11 - pidgeyownzu (08/23/2013) [-]
i have not seen your work
#211 to #11 - dbBlues (08/23/2013) [-]
Keep reposting.    
Repost like no one has ever reposted before
Keep reposting.
Repost like no one has ever reposted before
#229 to #211 - twi (08/23/2013) [-]
#309 to #11 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
Bend over and let us violate you like a whore.
That or just stop giving a **** about what we think.
#192 to #11 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
Fake OC is fake.
Let me be clear. No one likes you. Leave.
User avatar #19 to #11 - jetstrike (08/23/2013) [-]
I would give you s thumb, but I need level 2 D:
#22 to #19 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
Oh   
Have some thumbs then   
Admin made it so that only level 2 + users can thumbs things because of people who used proxies to upvote content repeatedly just kept making infinite accounts to vote.
Oh
Have some thumbs then
Admin made it so that only level 2 + users can thumbs things because of people who used proxies to upvote content repeatedly just kept making infinite accounts to vote.
#239 to #22 - asimplepotato (08/23/2013) [-]
Couldn't you just make and use a few accounts to tumb other accounts to level 2 and then just use proxies to upvote content?

pic related
User avatar #241 to #239 - phanact (08/23/2013) [-]
No because you need to be level 2 to thumb
#243 to #241 - asimplepotato (08/23/2013) [-]
Ye, but you make the first account "legally" level 2...if you bother.

Oh the bananity
User avatar #334 to #243 - retentions (08/23/2013) [-]
because its like 35 or so thumbs to get lv 2 if i remember right
User avatar #281 to #239 - xdeathspawnx (08/23/2013) [-]
yes but proxiefags are usually lazy. This is just another step they would have to go through that would discourage proxieng, like how having a camera visible in a store discourages theft.
#302 to #19 - mugthug (08/23/2013) [-]
I ******* hate that level 2 thumb rule.
#4 - studyofwumbology (08/23/2013) [-]
Phanact: Pimp Edition. Pic related, it's him.
#183 to #4 - cleptomanicx (08/23/2013) [-]
*Schwägg
User avatar #355 to #183 - studyofwumbology (08/23/2013) [-]
Don't know how to do the accent, mah bad.
#314 - texafornication (08/23/2013) [-]
how I pick up chicks
User avatar #140 - hydromatic (08/23/2013) [-]
Silly girl





Phanact likes cock.
User avatar #293 - jackknapp (08/23/2013) [-]
Let's be honest.
Who gives a **** ?
User avatar #389 - WAKEFIELD (08/23/2013) [-]
This is the number: 714-464-6859
same **** happened to me 2 days ago except her name was lisa.
And no, I did not keep the number thinking "yippee skippy, i bet she wants to see my penis!", I googled it after she messaged me and there are legit forums about this number.

Forum sauce
www.google.ca/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&ved=0CC4QFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2F800notes.com%2FPhone.aspx%2F1-714-464-6859&ei=1-8XUq2iHfW84APv6IH4Cg&usg=AFQjCNHAH1AzNANdBLQn8gH63qrY7mkHpw&sig2=6tAAgffYZzZZz8o_7ij_dA&bvm=bv.51156542,d.dmg
#264 - injerseyforever (08/23/2013) [-]
I've been sent things like this. I bet the guys sending these got all the account and personal information they needed from numerous Betas who thought an attractive girl was actually talking to them. .
I however, took the high road in my reply to them.
User avatar #283 to #264 - mrkek (08/23/2013) [-]
You got me at "Succubus" ^^
#116 - deathbyrevenge (08/23/2013) [-]
Ok, I never cared about the whole hating Phanact thing, but posting your facebook to get friends and/or hate. That's actually pretty sad.
#132 to #116 - brainy ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
Because that is totally his real facebook and he is totally not doing this for fun.

(HINT SARCASM)
User avatar #134 to #132 - gearson (08/23/2013) [-]
This is how sarcasm is typed.
#176 to #134 - brainy ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
No thats how small kids type.
#394 - rambomanthree (08/24/2013) [-]
Are you really stupid enough to think that its a real person

phanact, that is one of those automated spam bots. that go around online.
User avatar #425 - CRONIK (08/24/2013) [-]
Jesus christ man, everyones gotten this message before it's spam btw it's not a number it's a email adress
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