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#34 - stringfingerable
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(08/23/2013) [-]
_"So, in 1788, Austria was at war with Turkey. The Austrian army was marching down to clash with an advancing Turkish army in what is now Romania. Shenanigans ensued.

What happened was the Austrians set up camp for the night, and some scouts on horseback went out to check the immediate countryside for any armed Turks. They came across a band of gypsies with a ******** of schnapps for sale, which they eagerly bought and began drinking with a gusto rarely seen outside of a frat party."
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