Porn. So I havent uploaded in about 2 years, which seems like too much. Here's somee funny for you guys. Ill try to upload more often too.. Hey 53" W” IN to or  buttsecks
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Porn. So I havent uploaded in about 2 years, which seems like too much. Here's somee funny for you guys. Ill try to upload more often too.. Hey 53" W” IN to or

So I havent uploaded in about 2 ******* years, which seems like too much. Here's somee funny for you guys. Ill try to upload more often too.

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#3 - golbot (08/22/2013) [-]
There are still people who don't use Google chrome incognito for porn?

You poor bastards.
User avatar #27 to #3 - hemming (08/23/2013) [-]
I personally don't give a **** about browser history..
User avatar #36 to #3 - diverdee (08/23/2013) [-]
Not poor bastard. We just dont care, cause it is no secret that i watch porn. And then if i finde a good one, i can find it again..
User avatar #40 to #3 - lesrin ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
lives alone, computer never gets touched by anyone but me, think gf has seen my screen like once, i use normal chrome, makes going back to good sites and pages so much easyier
User avatar #47 to #3 - mookiez (08/23/2013) [-]
I don't because this is my laptop. And everyone knows I watch porn. I give zero ***** .
User avatar #100 to #3 - angelooo (08/23/2013) [-]
I do but I feel dirty being monitored, it gives instructions of someone watching you
#102 to #3 - trepidhickory (08/23/2013) [-]
I refer to it as porn mode
User avatar #15 to #3 - siridontcare (08/23/2013) [-]
I'm too lazy.
User avatar #98 to #15 - rainbowrush ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
ctrl shift n too much work
#16 to #3 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
It's called owning your own computer.

Its pretty awesome, I can save porn all I want and not have to worry about other people looking at it!

And guess what, you could get one too if you weren't a jobless neckbeard living in their mother's basement!
User avatar #22 to #16 - makonendrak (08/23/2013) [-]
I own my own computer, mate. Unfortunately, I actually have friends.
User avatar #42 to #22 - burnswhenipee (08/23/2013) [-]
And they don't already know that you watch porn?...
User avatar #46 to #42 - makonendrak (08/23/2013) [-]
Yeah but nobody wants to know that I fap to shemales
User avatar #150 to #46 - siridontcare (09/02/2013) [-]
I want to know....
#19 to #3 - eatshitndie (08/23/2013) [-]
''Google chrome''... you know other browsers have the same mode too , and had it even before chrome was released.
User avatar #48 to #3 - mamen ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
I always forget it when my mind is set on midget scat porn.
#53 to #3 - araell (08/23/2013) [-]
too much work
#103 to #3 - tarmturist (08/23/2013) [-]
What is the point when you're the only one using the computer 99.9% of the time?
#113 to #3 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
or the Firefox private tab
#14 to #3 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
It's a personal laptop, and if I find something I really enjoy, I bookmark it.
#11 to #3 - sacrilegious (08/23/2013) [-]
Why would I bother? It's my computer and rare someone else needs it.
Plus I like knowing what I've watched.
User avatar #110 to #3 - bilall (08/23/2013) [-]
i want to savor my porn and revisit it in 10 years, see how my interests have changed
#49 to #3 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
I use internet explorer, it may be slow but it's the last place anyone would ever look, so I can even favorite and bookmark things.
#101 to #49 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
unless your parents/old folks want to use your computer. Then you're ******
#39 - captainkrobin (08/23/2013) [-]
I've just gone past giving a **** who sees my internet history. What are they gonna do? They can't un-masturbate me.
#59 to #39 - evenx (08/23/2013) [-]
what if?
User avatar #1 - jbails (08/22/2013) [-]
Or just type quicker than an old woman with arthritis.
#81 to #1 - lookathecomment (08/23/2013) [-]
That's a great idea.
#2 to #1 - teranin ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
Also, you could try not being so scared all the time, and handle that situation with confidence.

"Why did I see Donkey rapes woman on your address bar when you were typing?"

"Because I wanted to see a woman get raped by a donkey, obviously. Wanna see it?"

Yes folks, it really IS that easy.
#56 - cantfindausername (08/23/2013) [-]
My girlfriend watches more porn than I do.   
And that's impressive.
My girlfriend watches more porn than I do.
And that's impressive.
#130 to #56 - byodensbeard (08/23/2013) [-]
I remember this one time I was over at my mates house and my crush was there as well, I was on the ground on my laptop playing a game and she was lying on the lounge next to me on her phone but was still in my peripheral. So anyway I had a spare moment so wondering what she was doing I subtly glanced over to her phone and I just saw in big letters FAKKU I don't think I've had a happier moment in my life.

MFW
User avatar #85 to #56 - thirdjess (08/23/2013) [-]
Hahaha I love that reaction pic.
User avatar #51 - radamski (08/23/2013) [-]
"She'll think I'm one of those idiots who doesn't know how to browse the web..

I know! I'll use Internet Explorer!"
#75 to #74 - hydromatic (08/23/2013) [-]
Does not compute
#61 - macrohunter (08/23/2013) [-]
You should be browsing incognito!

They'll never see you cumoming!
User avatar #111 to #61 - badmonkey ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
**** who has time to type when you're in the mood to fap? and with one hand?
#73 to #61 - thebrotherrosario (08/23/2013) [-]
^ macrohunter says everything that needs saying here.
#34 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
***** we 2008 now
#115 - theasguard (08/23/2013) [-]
Ctrl+Shift+Del
Ctrl+Shift+Del
#94 - Lateralism (08/23/2013) [-]
Its called incognito mode
#76 - thewisedane (08/23/2013) [-]
What exactly happened in the last panel?...
#83 to #76 - SognaVetr (08/23/2013) [-]
The scene was just played by two horny teenagers and their fapdolls.
#86 to #83 - thewisedane (08/23/2013) [-]
That makes sense.

I would like the story more without it though.
#114 to #86 - theorangefox ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
Implying such things can happen in real life. It's fictional for a reason.
#117 to #114 - thewisedane (08/23/2013) [-]
Two people getting together because of similar interests?   
   
Doesn't seem that weird to me.
Two people getting together because of similar interests?

Doesn't seem that weird to me.
#119 to #117 - theorangefox ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
It's a rare sight where I'm from.
User avatar #141 to #119 - thewisedane (08/24/2013) [-]
What is normal where you live, then?
User avatar #144 to #141 - theorangefox ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
Oh, it's mostly the girls who go for the douchébags who don't know how to say no. Thing is, it takes them ages before they really mature out of their crazy early teens also, they don't have much responsibility and don't seem committed, either.
User avatar #145 to #144 - thewisedane (08/25/2013) [-]
That doesn't sound all that extraordinary. Where do you live?
User avatar #146 to #145 - theorangefox ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
England, North London.
User avatar #147 to #146 - thewisedane (08/26/2013) [-]
Oh, the posh place?
User avatar #148 to #147 - theorangefox ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
I don't live in the posh bit.
#149 to #148 - thewisedane (08/27/2013) [-]
To me, all of Great Britian is posh.
To me, all of Great Britian is posh.
#96 - jugularj (08/23/2013) [-]
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#21 - forsthe (08/23/2013) [-]
I thought the girl was his mom, and that conversation got a lot weirder than I thought it would.  or waaaaay hotter.
I thought the girl was his mom, and that conversation got a lot weirder than I thought it would. or waaaaay hotter.
#108 - gurtol (08/23/2013) [-]
I have Firefox set to Incognito mode and i use Google Chrome for everything that isn't porn.
User avatar #122 to #108 - comexx (08/23/2013) [-]
or you could just use google chromes incognito mode.
The shortcut is ctrl+ **** +N.
User avatar #126 to #122 - gurtol (08/23/2013) [-]
An empty browsing history is as bad as a dirty browsing history
User avatar #127 to #126 - comexx (08/23/2013) [-]
True, true.
#26 - coshocker (08/23/2013) [-]
I have all my porn on my desktop. I give zero ***** !

Also my IT is constantly copies these files from me... Sharing is ******* caring
#35 to #26 - nicholasss (08/23/2013) [-]
hentai .... really ? get some REAL porn ;)
#38 to #26 - taurusguy (08/23/2013) [-]
Get on my level, 252gigs of porn and counting i save pretty much everything rare, never actually use it just save it
User avatar #58 to #38 - crazehtoast (08/23/2013) [-]
252 gigs of- what the **** .
#62 to #58 - taurusguy (08/23/2013) [-]
I dont even know what is in there, it is a huge pile of mess really, NO clue where is what. Ive got Japanese real action tentacles, some animated **** where a couple of spiders **** a girl, some then i have some "normal" porn, then i have a ton of comics, and then there is the You need to login to view this link **** i am still looking for some spider on woman action, cant find more.
User avatar #63 to #62 - crazehtoast (08/23/2013) [-]
252 gigs I'm more scared than impressed.
#64 to #63 - taurusguy (08/23/2013) [-]
I can upload a few folders from it, i have no idea wtf is inside for the most part so its kinda like christmas. some ****** up christmas
User avatar #66 to #64 - crazehtoast (08/23/2013) [-]
Would rather not see what you have in that mystery box. I'm good with what I got.
#68 to #66 - taurusguy (08/23/2013) [-]
Now that i look at it, most of it is actual porn, just some fantasy **** , then there is the hentai **** , then there are just some random videos, i at one time even had cp, but deleted that, could still easily find it online though, but yeah i agree, i have wanted to clean the folder up for a while now, should probably do it soon
User avatar #69 to #68 - crazehtoast (08/23/2013) [-]
What's "fantasy **** "?
#70 to #69 - taurusguy (08/23/2013) [-]
Mother daugther, brother sister etc. Also proof
#88 to #87 - taurusguy (08/23/2013) [-]
Movies or "MOVIES"?
User avatar #90 to #88 - thirdjess (08/23/2013) [-]
Just regular movies, I wanted to **** with some people
#92 to #90 - taurusguy (08/23/2013) [-]
Damn, well, we are both collectors of movies at least
User avatar #95 to #92 - thirdjess (08/23/2013) [-]
Haha you don't even know. Those are just my ENGLISH films. Not to mention my cartoons and live action series.
#97 to #95 - taurusguy (08/23/2013) [-]
To be fair, if they are on your external hard drive or you have a separate HD for them i wouldnt be THAT impressed.
User avatar #99 to #97 - thirdjess (08/23/2013) [-]
That's my WDTV live, it's a WPHD. Capacity of 1TB. Otherwise I have a smaller HD full of some of my favourites, I take it to friends places and stuff when I want to watch movies with them or they want copies, I also have about 650gb of stuff on my computer and an additional 1TB hard drive full of stuff. My computer has mainly series on it though. I prefer to watch movies on my TV, hence the WDTV.
User avatar #71 to #70 - crazehtoast (08/23/2013) [-]
Jesus Motor-boating Christ.
You into some strange things, but to each their own, I guess.
#72 to #71 - taurusguy (08/23/2013) [-]
Mate, im into EVERYTHING, except gay **** , that is just a boner kill, but anyways, find anything related to spiders and i will be ready to take it off your hands. And now the folder is 258 gigs large.
#65 to #64 - taurusguy (08/23/2013) [-]
Nevermind, 211 gigs of it is in a single folder, so i will need to separate it if someone wants some.
User avatar #29 to #26 - evilmagic (08/23/2013) [-]
You should uh, zip that and upload it to mega and pm me the link....
for uh research of course
User avatar #44 to #29 - fuzzieboy (08/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, I could also do with the link, also for research
#123 - lordhasta (08/23/2013) [-]
LE SO FUNNY MEME XDD
User avatar #13 - temporalguardian (08/23/2013) [-]
I dont have that problem. I type too damn quick.
#5 - soulkiller (08/23/2013) [-]
When she sees what you're watching
When she sees what you're watching
#41 - beroty ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
soo,no one is complaining about the rage faces?
User avatar #52 to #41 - dikslapping (08/23/2013) [-]
this is benign cancer not malignant cancer. not harmful unless placed in the incorrect thread
User avatar #105 to #52 - garymotherfinoak (08/23/2013) [-]
I was going to make a comment on how near sighted it is to call all rage faces cancerous, then calling it benign instead of malignant make me chuckle.
User avatar #106 to #105 - dikslapping (08/23/2013) [-]
yeah i thought it might get red thumbs but **** it you will never know how deep the water is till you jump in (unless you are at a pool)
User avatar #104 to #41 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
I for one like rage comics.
User avatar #43 to #41 - wretchedlarva (08/23/2013) [-]
it's a rage comic...so, no.
#138 to #43 - beroty ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
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