The four bottles of life. . Life boils down to four bottles. I' m already in the third one.... does this mean that not drinking alcohol ensures me eternal life?
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The four bottles of life

Life boils down to four bottles.
I' m already in the third one...
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Submitted: 08/21/2013
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User avatar #1 - themalherbes (08/21/2013) [+] (9 replies)
does this mean that not drinking alcohol ensures me eternal life?
#31 - anonymous (08/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Never Drink Alcohol
>Break System
>Live Forever
User avatar #33 to #31 - leeroyjenkinsfan (08/22/2013) [-]
>Never drink alcohol
>Skip over 3rd step
>Go directly to 4th
>Die early
>Do not pass go, do not collect $200
#35 - Protomix (08/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>never drink alcohol   
>become immortal
>never drink alcohol
>become immortal
#18 - fixator (08/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
The fact that the 3rd one is Heineken kinda makes me want to go straight to number 4.
The fact that the 3rd one is Heineken kinda makes me want to go straight to number 4.
User avatar #34 - flamingbattletoad (08/22/2013) [-]
If you're drinking Heineken, you should probably just stick to the first bottle.
User avatar #27 - hairymanbeast (08/22/2013) [-]
Shiiiit! You must be pretty small if you can fit in a beer bottle. Are you a Borrower by any chance?
User avatar #5 - trogdorrules (08/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Beer is for pussies. Hard liquor is where it's at.
User avatar #36 to #5 - kimilsung ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
how is 8th grade going?
#38 - electro (08/22/2013) [-]
but i dont drink soda.. so i never grow up? cant water be in there somewhere? wait but then africans wont ever grow up either
#15 - funkycheese (08/22/2013) [+] (6 replies)
**** I skipped 3 and I'm on 4 instead
User avatar #45 - ishallsmiteyou (08/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
HOW THE **** DO YOU FIT INSIDE OF A BEER BOTTLE???
#30 - goodnewseveryone (08/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#4 - kmegabyte (08/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
23 years old and still on the first one. eternal youth bitches
User avatar #60 - iamnotgoodwithname (08/22/2013) [-]
how to become immortal
drink coca cola and only coke
User avatar #49 - zapapplejam (08/22/2013) [-]
Lightbulb? I think you're sick or something lemme check if you have a fever you actually got this mostly right except for one little typo!
User avatar #48 - benjamino (08/22/2013) [-]
Jokes on you system, I don't drink!
#44 - kontraband (08/22/2013) [-]
I feel like you skipped the juice box.
User avatar #43 - ishalltroll (08/22/2013) [-]
19 years old, had them all already.
#14 - lawerancearm (08/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Lightbulb... are you feeling alright?    
   
You actually got it right! I'm so proud of you!!!
Lightbulb... are you feeling alright?

You actually got it right! I'm so proud of you!!!
User avatar #11 - shadowstepone (08/22/2013) [-]
i never liked cola...
User avatar #10 - danster ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
I'm like Valve.
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