The four bottles of life. . Life boils down to four bottles. I' m already in the third one.... does this mean that not drinking alcohol ensures me eternal life? The four bottles of life Life boils down to I' m already in the third one does this mean that not drinking alcohol ensures me eternal life?
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - themalherbes
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(08/21/2013) [-]
does this mean that not drinking alcohol ensures me eternal life?
#13 to #1 - shadowgandalf
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(08/22/2013) [-]
The price is too damn high
User avatar #41 to #1 - thegrohltroll
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(08/22/2013) [-]
you can't just break the system!
User avatar #52 to #1 - drunkasaurus
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(08/22/2013) [-]
actually alcohol in moderation is very good for you:
Moderate alcohol consumption may provide some health benefits. It may:
Reduce your risk of developing heart disease
Reduce your risk of dying of a heart attack
Possibly reduce your risk of strokes, particularly ischemic strokes
Lower your risk of gallstones
Possibly reduce your risk of diabetes

source: www.mayoclinic.com/health/alcohol/SC00024
User avatar #63 to #52 - themalherbes
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(08/22/2013) [-]
I am very much aware, still as far as possible I choose to not let my senses be dulled by alcohol, painkillers or any kind of drugs or sedatives.
User avatar #64 to #1 - jamiemsm
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(08/22/2013) [-]
no need to stop drinking alcohol. just beer
User avatar #19 to #1 - erdbeerbaum
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(08/22/2013) [-]
No, it just means your not really living
#65 to #19 - anon id: 78b9fb00
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(08/22/2013) [-]
>never drink alcohol
>become a wizard
>???
>immortal?
#62 to #19 - anon id: 160e7965
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(08/22/2013) [-]
You can have a pretty good Life even though you dont enjoy alcohol. In fact to many people consume alcohol not because they enjoy it but because they wanna get drunk.
User avatar #3 to #1 - alcohol
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(08/21/2013) [-]
No. Just a better end.
#31 - anon id: 33a20beb
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(08/22/2013) [-]
>Never Drink Alcohol
>Break System
>Live Forever
User avatar #33 to #31 - leeroyjenkinsfan
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(08/22/2013) [-]
>Never drink alcohol
>Skip over 3rd step
>Go directly to 4th
>Die early
>Do not pass go, do not collect $200
User avatar #42 to #33 - foelkera
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(08/22/2013) [-]
>Refuse to take medication when old
>Break system
>Die even earlier
#35 - Protomix
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(08/22/2013) [-]
>never drink alcohol   
>become immortal
>never drink alcohol
>become immortal
#61 to #35 - kawai
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(08/22/2013) [-]
yes.
#18 - fixator
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(08/22/2013) [-]
The fact that the 3rd one is Heineken kinda makes me want to go straight to number 4.
The fact that the 3rd one is Heineken kinda makes me want to go straight to number 4.
#25 to #18 - sunkmanitu
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(08/22/2013) [-]
don't like Heineken, eh? then what kind of beer/ general alcoholic beverage do you like?
#39 to #25 - shrinkzz
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(08/22/2013) [-]
Belgian beer drinking master race
User avatar #50 to #39 - lordhasta
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(08/22/2013) [-]
Duvel master race
User avatar #46 to #39 - xsjrrubedo
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(08/22/2013) [-]
I like rolling rock.

inb4coolstorybro
#54 to #46 - clechyl
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(08/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #34 - flamingbattletoad
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(08/22/2013) [-]
If you're drinking Heineken, you should probably just stick to the first bottle.
User avatar #27 - hairymanbeast
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(08/22/2013) [-]
Shiiiit! You must be pretty small if you can fit in a beer bottle. Are you a Borrower by any chance?
User avatar #5 - trogdorrules
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(08/22/2013) [-]
Beer is for pussies. Hard liquor is where it's at.
User avatar #37 to #5 - tylermcall
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(08/22/2013) [-]
Is "at" Alcoholic Anonymous?
#47 to #5 - whatugawkinat
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(08/22/2013) [-]
I bet you're fun at parties...
User avatar #36 to #5 - kimilsung
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(08/22/2013) [-]
how is 8th grade going?
#38 - electro
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(08/22/2013) [-]
but i dont drink soda.. so i never grow up? cant water be in there somewhere? wait but then africans wont ever grow up either
#15 - funkycheese
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(08/22/2013) [-]
**** I skipped 3 and I'm on 4 instead
User avatar #20 to #15 - melwach
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(08/22/2013) [-]
That's what happens if you neglect the beer vitamins.
User avatar #21 to #20 - funkycheese
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(08/22/2013) [-]
but I'm 15
User avatar #22 to #21 - melwach
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(08/22/2013) [-]
Do you think kids nowadays start drinking beer early for nothing?
Also, if you take your health seriously you should move to a country that allows alcohol consumption with 16 years. No wonder the American health care system has issues.
21...jeez.
User avatar #24 to #22 - funkycheese
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and it's genetic nothing to do with my health
#23 to #22 - funkycheese
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I'm from England not america, first of all I don't drink it because I don't like the taste second I can't really drink beer if I'm in a hospital now can I?
I'm from England not america, first of all I don't drink it because I don't like the taste second I can't really drink beer if I'm in a hospital now can I?
#51 to #23 - lordhasta
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(08/22/2013) [-]
I don't think he was serious
I don't think he was serious
#4 - kmegabyte
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(08/21/2013) [-]
23 years old and still on the first one. eternal youth bitches
User avatar #12 to #4 - patrickandgoldie
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(08/22/2013) [-]
**patrickandgoldie rolls 62** how old i am
User avatar #7 to #4 - theugandanhero
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(08/22/2013) [-]
You spelt man-child wrong.
User avatar #9 to #7 - lamarsmithgot
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(08/22/2013) [-]
I don't know man, beer tastes like bottled farts and makes you into a retard. I can't say I blame him.