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#107 - CollinTB (08/22/2013) [-]
Remember when Saints Row was about gangs?
Remember when Saints Row was about gangs?
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User avatar #111 to #107 - yorker (08/22/2013) [-]
They should stop making it after 4.
User avatar #118 to #111 - stealthfoxbrony (08/22/2013) [-]
They claim it's the final chapter.
User avatar #151 to #118 - unikornanarkyh (08/22/2013) [-]
Saints Row 5. A different chapter entirely.

You play as a Canadian
User avatar #154 to #151 - stealthfoxbrony (08/22/2013) [-]
Pfft, already doing that.
User avatar #157 to #154 - unikornanarkyh (08/22/2013) [-]
Damn.. Comin' at us like a train, these games are
#22 - ffffyou (08/22/2013) [-]
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#15 - dtanobo (08/22/2013) [-]
I wouldn't be surprised if the next Saints row ends up being gang warfare for different planets.
User avatar #114 to #15 - radamski (08/22/2013) [-]
That pretty much happened in SR3. They could easily set up a story for that
#9 - nighthawxx (08/22/2013) [-]
dildo tentacle bat
User avatar #33 to #9 - juppaware (08/22/2013) [-]
nuf said
#140 to #9 - anon (08/22/2013) [-]
i want to be a hentai tentacle monster
User avatar #83 to #9 - Redfinale ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
The Penetrator is also in Saints Row IV
User avatar #13 to #9 - biggiesmallss (08/22/2013) [-]
"Popular in Japan."
User avatar #43 - jasonthebomb (08/22/2013) [-]
Saints row X will have the cover art as a purple dildo. And for the game, there is no game. Just a picture of a dildo. Trailers? Just a picture of a dildo staying on screen for 1 - 2 minutes.

Oh, who remembered the dildo in the police shower in San Andreas?
User avatar #61 to #43 - thathorse (08/22/2013) [-]
Not to mention the collectors edition includes the opportunity to get smacked with a purple dildo (sales employee's opportunity not yours)
User avatar #181 to #61 - jasonthebomb (08/23/2013) [-]
the special edition will have the game inside a humongous dildo where the disc is shaped as a dildo and game case too.
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User avatar #49 to #48 - imaglass (08/22/2013) [-]
yes, just keep trying
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User avatar #51 to #50 - imaglass (08/22/2013) [-]
nope keep trying
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User avatar #53 to #52 - imaglass (08/22/2013) [-]
have you tried to enlarge it?
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User avatar #55 to #54 - imaglass (08/22/2013) [-]
you sir, are retarded
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User avatar #57 to #56 - imaglass (08/22/2013) [-]
shhhhhh it's ok




just shut up now
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User avatar #59 to #58 - imaglass (08/22/2013) [-]
have you tried deleting system32?
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User avatar #62 to #60 - imaglass (08/22/2013) [-]
sorry to tell you this dude, but you went full retard...

Never go full retard...
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User avatar #78 to #65 - rokkarokkaali (08/22/2013) [-]
**rokkarokkaali rolls 8,813** why are you rolling with everything you say
#126 to #18 - anon (08/22/2013) [-]
I don't know if I want to
#171 to #18 - suiker (08/22/2013) [-]
I feel dumb
User avatar #106 to #104 - clechyl (08/22/2013) [-]
It's like you can feel it
#120 to #106 - hsawryt (08/22/2013) [-]
no thats the drugs
User avatar #32 to #18 - thebuttman (08/22/2013) [-]
I just took order from a internet
#77 to #18 - isiupick (08/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#20 to #18 - gorillaztwentyfour (08/22/2013) [-]
if you can click on the image, it's a dead giveaway   
   
not bad, though.
if you can click on the image, it's a dead giveaway

not bad, though.
User avatar #70 to #20 - octaviano (08/22/2013) [-]
Source of that?
User avatar #72 to #70 - demonicchimera (08/22/2013) [-]
Sword Art Online
#21 to #18 - danyrambo (08/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #91 to #21 - dezzka (08/22/2013) [-]
We wait for Half life 3
User avatar #132 to #91 - rapsuskiller (08/22/2013) [-]
I was gonna thumb you up, but I didn´t wanna ruin the awesome amount of thumbs you slready have (33)

I hope you can forgive me
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User avatar #145 to #129 - paradox (08/22/2013) [-]
what show is that?
User avatar #180 to #172 - paradox (08/22/2013) [-]
you are awesome & you should feel that way
User avatar #134 to #129 - realvegzillar (08/22/2013) [-]
SUGAR PEAS
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User avatar #1 - heartlessrobot (08/21/2013) [-]
Flamethrower? Actual sex minigames? Being able to make an androgynous character? Horse Dildos?
User avatar #4 to #1 - gameshredder (08/22/2013) [-]
Have you not played Saints Row Five?

They did all that already!
User avatar #10 to #1 - bendeman ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
pretty sure Saints row 2 onward has had flamethrowers
User avatar #12 to #1 - srskate (08/22/2013) [-]
Saints row two had all that, sans horse dildos.
User avatar #40 to #1 - robouteguilliman (08/22/2013) [-]
You can make an androgynous character in Saints Row 4. Also the Penetrator might as well count as a horse dildo. It is a baseball bat dildo after all.
User avatar #66 to #40 - heartlessrobot (08/22/2013) [-]
It's not shaped like a horse dick.
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#127 to #1 - aerosol (08/22/2013) [-]
Again with the horse dildos? I'm starting to think you might actually enjoy talking about dildos and other matters sexual in nature. Crazy thought, huh?
#138 to #127 - heartlessrobot (08/22/2013) [-]
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Yeah, crazy.
User avatar #3 to #1 - stealthnull (08/22/2013) [-]
i think they've done all that.
User avatar #39 - I Am Monkey (08/22/2013) [-]
I think Saints Row 2 was by far the best Saints Row game. It was serious and funny at the same time. It was fun, but it could get dark when it had Carlos getting dragged behind the the truck, shooting Julius in the face, Saints Row 3 had nothing like that. Somewhere between 2 and 3 Volition forgot about juxtaposition. Comedy works better in contrast to the serious parts. If it's all dildo bats and autotuned pimps the comedy just gets drowned out. I think it's a shame that it's all about comedy now, because they're really good at story when they try.
User avatar #112 to #39 - yorker (08/22/2013) [-]
Comedy and making light of an otherwise dark story only makes it more dark, which is good.
They need watch Pulp Fiction again.
User avatar #121 to #39 - heartlessrobot (08/22/2013) [-]
That's because people complained it was just a GTA copy, so they went their own way with it.
User avatar #74 to #39 - blooby (08/22/2013) [-]
Have you played SR4 yet? It really feels like Volition tried as hard as possible to please fans of the first games and set everything straight. I think it was a ******* awesome way to end the series and I can't wait to see what they bring to the table in the next game.
#76 to #74 - anon (08/22/2013) [-]
I can't tell if you're retarded or not. Half your comment is about the series ending then the other half is how excited you are for the next Saints Row.
User avatar #82 to #76 - blooby (08/22/2013) [-]
Volition said they're ending the series with the current characters, and the next game is going to have an entirely different cast. And a word of advice, if you're going to be a dick to someone, don't post anonymous.
User avatar #41 to #39 - jasonthebomb (08/22/2013) [-]
You forgot the perfect mixture of action and drama in the cutscenes.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jasonthebomb (08/22/2013) [-]
I also just got SR4 today. ******* amazing game.
User avatar #152 to #42 - deviousdanish (08/22/2013) [-]
Is it true that it doesn't have 106.66?
User avatar #80 to #42 - theantidote (08/22/2013) [-]
Sooooooo..you recommend it? I am a bit borderline whether to get it or not
User avatar #44 to #42 - nyangiraffe ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
It is fun as hell. I got my copy yesterday and I can't put it down
User avatar #45 to #44 - jasonthebomb (08/22/2013) [-]
I started playing about 3:00 noon today, and stopped at 4:00 AM. Just 52 minutes ago.
User avatar #46 to #45 - nyangiraffe ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
I didn't think superpowers could change the game so much, but it feels almost nothing like the third. It is faster, more solid, and the powers are so good!
User avatar #47 to #46 - jasonthebomb (08/22/2013) [-]
Faster than the UFO/VTOL! After this, cars seem practically useless.
Also, one of the songs from Planet Zin sounds ALOT like Bombshell Blonde by Owl City.

And I already felt like a god using low gravity in SR2.
User avatar #131 - megaflak ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
Why are people in the comments trying to compare GTA and SR? They're pretty much completely different games with different focuses in different things.
#23 - duedum (08/22/2013) [-]
I'm just gonna start the 			*********		,   
   
GTA is infinetly better than SR.   
   
Bye.
I'm just gonna start the ********* ,

GTA is infinetly better than SR.

Bye.
User avatar #94 to #23 - mistafishy (08/22/2013) [-]
I feel like this is one of those comments where there's a secret thumb war happening this very second, and right now, GTA fans are winning it despite being trapped behind heavily fortified enemy lines...
#133 to #23 - anon (08/22/2013) [-]
yeah but both games are for ******* pikeys and scumbags who don't know what a good game is
User avatar #158 to #23 - thepandaking (08/22/2013) [-]
It's apples and dildoes, man. totally different games.
User avatar #160 to #23 - anthonyh (08/22/2013) [-]
I love them both, but I also love customization, which SR has a metric **** ton of.
User avatar #144 to #23 - shoryuken (08/22/2013) [-]
I prefer gta, I think saints is just a blatant rip off
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User avatar #90 to #23 - willindor (08/22/2013) [-]
Depents what you prefer. If you want to play a silly game then it's SR for you.
User avatar #68 to #23 - flutterfiresalt (08/22/2013) [-]
Depends on what you want. GTA is definitely for more mature audiences, but Saints Row is definitely for people who just want to have fun.
User avatar #75 to #23 - gcaboose (08/22/2013) [-]
GTA 4 was a bit too slow but Saints Row felt really small for some reason
#105 to #23 - anon (08/22/2013) [-]
Depends, GTA V > SR4 but SR3 > GTA IV. (GTA IV was **** ...)
User avatar #155 to #105 - deviousdanish (08/22/2013) [-]
SR2 > SR3 (SR3 was **** ...)
#26 to #23 - slyve (08/22/2013) [-]
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I love them both equally and wouldn't wanna have to choose between the two. I hope they never decide to make one of them a console exclusive, that would suck ass.
User avatar #35 to #26 - duedum (08/22/2013) [-]
Sure sure, it's just that I'm way more impressed with GTA. Also, when I mean SR, I mean the new ones. Hitting people with dildobats and stuff was funny for a while, but in the end, that was really it. Don't really like the map layout in SR3 either.
User avatar #38 to #35 - tmgrskat ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
SR2 was Godlike.
Now it's just trying too hard to be random.
User avatar #27 to #26 - slyve (08/22/2013) [-]
I think "wouldn't wanna have" is grammatically ****** beyond saving, but i can't really figure out how that sentence should be written. Just ignore your inner grammar nazi and tell him i tried my best.
User avatar #137 to #23 - gitanisme (08/22/2013) [-]
You sir are really stupid. SR and GTA are completely different games and therefore can't be compared.
User avatar #97 - esmebuffay (08/22/2013) [-]
I'm actually really curious what they do next, they've gone so far with four (great game btw, I've been playing it since it came out) making you the president, giving you super powers, introducing aliens, the list goes on. Short of making you an actual benefited deity (the god of dildos, dubstep, and the color purple) I don't know where they can go from here.
User avatar #100 to #97 - Tormound (08/22/2013) [-]
I think the developers did say that SR4 was the last game in the current continuity.
#8 - mormon (08/22/2013) [-]
What they said that has been done, and now awaiting for it to come.
What they said that has been done, and now awaiting for it to come.
User avatar #2 - KayRed (08/22/2013) [-]
I think SR4 is awesome. SR3 is great, but it was obviously directed towards an immature audience, while SR4 was made by nerds, for nerds (evident because instead of having Sasha Grey, who I respect, you have Keith David). I knew I was gonna love the game the second you jump on the nuke in the tutorial.
#16 to #2 - anon (08/22/2013) [-]
you respect a whore? seriously?

there is literally the only difference between a pornstar and a whore is the camera.

how can you respect someone who sells her own body to make money, because that's all the can do... they deserve no respect
#98 to #16 - anon (08/22/2013) [-]
I guess that's why you have no respect for your mom either.
User avatar #5 to #2 - gameshredder (08/22/2013) [-]
I knew I was gonna love it as soon as I started walking in the 1950's TV show part.
User avatar #11 to #2 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (08/22/2013) [-]
Don't forget fitting a dick punch into the first 15 minutes of the game.
User avatar #73 to #11 - KayRed (08/22/2013) [-]
I punched a dick in the head, not a dick head.
User avatar #113 to #73 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (08/22/2013) [-]
I couldn't pass up the opportunity.
#177 - thempc ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
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all i could think of
#175 - caplocker (08/22/2013) [-]
The Coop is broke, ****** mega broke. I fell out of the map 3 times, and the camera has gotten stuck many... many times. It's an ok game, but it's a rip off of prototype and crackdown. It doesn't feel like a whole game either. The map is identical to 3, so it feels much like a game I've played before... because... I have. I'm not impressed. I had high hopes.
User avatar #178 to #175 - kenman (08/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, some aspects are disappointing.

But then I'm having way too much fun to care.
#179 to #178 - caplocker (08/22/2013) [-]
There's fun to be had, I'll still finish it. But 2-3 days from now? It'll collect dust.
#173 - suiker (08/22/2013) [-]
boy I do love dildos Saints Row
#153 - verrucht (08/22/2013) [-]
"It's so overt, it's covert"
#149 - reddeadtroll (08/22/2013) [-]
God damn I love Dorkly comics.
#161 to #156 - reddeadtroll (08/22/2013) [-]
I do. (Thank you for the gif btw)
#162 to #161 - deviousdanish (08/22/2013) [-]
I wish I had more Tali gifs.
I wish I had more Tali gifs.
#163 to #162 - reddeadtroll (08/22/2013) [-]
I sadly don't have anymore gifs, but everyone always seems to have this one.
I sadly don't have anymore gifs, but everyone always seems to have this one.
#165 to #164 - reddeadtroll (08/22/2013) [-]
This is now Mass Effect thread.
This is now Mass Effect thread.
#176 to #170 - deviousdanish (08/22/2013) [-]
I'm at the end of my gif collection, I think.
I'm at the end of my gif collection, I think.
#88 - gagonmycack (08/22/2013) [-]
Would Saints Row IV be a good game for me to get? I've never played any of them, I enjoyed GTA Ballad of Gay Tony for the screwing around with cheats and going on rampages, my girlfriend is a gamer too; so would it be a good game for us both? She tends to worry about not being good enough like I'd be disappointed in her, so are the control systems fairly easy? (PS. GTA is hers)
#101 to #88 - qwerteh (08/22/2013) [-]
The game plays very similarly to GTA control wise. The driving engine is a bit more forgiving and easy to control (except the helicopter mission, oh god that was terrible). The powerups can be a bit hard to use effectively at times but they're rarely required to be used. The combat system should feel almost the same as GTA (except of course with outrageous weapons and awesome executions). The story is good and the game is as hilarious as you want it to be.

Yes though, Saints Row IV can be thought of as a less serious (and shorter) versions of GTA, the possibilities to screw around are endless, I mean who doesn't love beating people to a pulp with dildos? I would recommend you get it though, very good game.

P.S. aim for the head, at all opportunities
#146 to #101 - gagonmycack (08/22/2013) [-]
Sweet, thanks mate
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